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Memes, Stem, and 🤖: STEM VOOR VLAAMS BELANG STEM TEGEN KILOMETERHEFFING STOP 26 MEl 2019 Kilometerheffing? Niet met ons!

Kilometerheffing? Niet met ons!

Memes, 🤖, and Ons: De Vlaming werkt keihard en toch gaat ons land er niet op vooruit. De Vlaming verdient beter. Eerst onze mensen!

De Vlaming werkt keihard en toch gaat ons land er niet op vooruit. De Vlaming verdient beter. Eerst onze mensen!

Memes, 🤖, and How: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes Crayola ONS 24 Njick Njickr How long do they burn if it's not an emergency? For real tho 😂

For real tho 😂

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Chris Bosh turns 35 today with an underrated legacy. - 2x champ - 11x All-Star - Sacrificed in MIA - Career 19.2 PPG | 8.5 REB - Ahead of h...

Dank, Dating, and Dogs: TechnicallyRon Follow I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever Name my name is in french Age my age in seconds Location i live in a shed Nationality i was born in the dark Body type my body is ready I am looking for i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs I enjoy i enjoy long walks on the beach i like turtles i like dogs and i like to party My ideal partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat My turn ons are hugging and depression My turn offs are being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form me irl by oceanpizza123 MORE MEMES

me irl by oceanpizza123 MORE MEMES

Dating, Dogs, and Google: TechnicallyRon Follow I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever Name my name is in french Age my age in seconds Location i live in a shed Nationality i was born in the dark Body type my body is ready I am looking for i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs I enjoy i enjoy long walks on the beach i like turtles i like dogs and i like to party My ideal partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat My turn ons are hugging and depression My turn offs are being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form me irl

me irl

Birthday, College, and Elf: r/AskReddit Posted by u/pijeN57.11Hh What's the weird way you met one of your now best friends? Discussion 3.4k Share BEST COMMENTS GarunixReborn 11h We were at year 7 camp, and he ran... MinerOfStarDust 9 . 8h . One of my best friends an I m… CarterMT099 10h We were both trying to get with the sa. DaPretzelBoi 11h I threw a rock. I wasn't aiming at him, Frugal_Midwestern 10h I went to her birthday party in ki... PixelLaurs 10h My therapist told me it would be a good idea to make a friend. I disagreed because I thoughtI was doing just fine by myself, but then again I was in therapy for an attachment disorder so I wasn't really the expert on that. She eventually convinced me to give it a try, which I did mostly just to get her to stop bothering me about it. I had seen a girl walking around my college campus a few times wearing elf ears, so I thought, if I have to have a friend, that's the one I want. I approached her one day at lunch and started a conversation about the ears. As it turns out, she told me one of the reas- ons she wore them was as a conversation starter to help her make friends. I told her it worked and asked her flat out if she wanted to be friends because social interaction is hard and I didn't know how else to go about it. Well, it turns out my therapist was right. The elf-ear girl was my maid of honor when I got married last August, but I had to ask her not to wear them during the ceremony. :) Reply 3.9k This is wholesome in the true sense.

This is wholesome in the true sense.

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Used to work back in the day

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England, Memes, and Live: LIVE BOYLSTON WBZ-TV CONGRATUE ONS ER NDERSO WEIT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT 4 6 SUPP It's @RobGronkowski's third @SuperBowl parade! #EverythingWeGot #SBLIII 📺: @nflnetwork https://t.co/cuSCYeTWBC

It's @RobGronkowski's third @SuperBowl parade! #EverythingWeGot #SBLIII 📺: @nflnetwork https://t.co/cuSCYeTWBC

Spanish, Target, and Tumblr: Rosemarie Target Why the HELL am I seeing commercials in spanish on regular channels on TV in the 油Like Comment Share Target Customer Servlce Because this is the USA, where the total number of languages spoken is 311. That's 310 more languages that you are able to speak. As a matter of fact, 60% of the world speaks more than one language. That means that you and 40% of people need to catch up, not the other way around. Hope you can understand. We hope this helps! Esperamos que esto ayude! Ons hoop dit help !i.cluu Jub! 我们希望这有助于! onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

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Who's got the best hat game? 🎩👒 nationalhatday

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cabroworld (By Yon Terri)

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joshualunacreations: So many creators of color feel pressured into depicting white characters in order to make a living, ...

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Las cosas como deben ser. JAJAJKAJAJSJSJSJSJSJAJA

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Anon does 15 grams of science

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Cray-ons or Cranns?

Spanish, Target, and Tumblr: Rosemarie Target Why the HELL am I seeing commercials in spanish on regular channels on TV in the 油Like Comment Share Target Customer Servlce Because this is the USA, where the total number of languages spoken is 311. That's 310 more languages that you are able to speak. As a matter of fact, 60% of the world speaks more than one language. That means that you and 40% of people need to catch up, not the other way around. Hope you can understand. We hope this helps! Esperamos que esto ayude! Ons hoop dit help !i.cluu Jub! 我们希望这有助于! theeforvendetta: onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target. Always reboot

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Gods Programming language!

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.@ezekielelliott... IN! Touchdown, @dallascowboys! 📺: FOX #DallasCowboys https://t.co/fOo1o2cUZ2

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Someone paged Dr. Savage, and he isn't playing around!

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adhdmorelikeyaydhd: i am very tired and decided that there were not enough wholesome adhd memes in my life, so enjoy

Spanish, Target, and Tumblr: Rosemarie Target Why the HELL am I seeing commercials in spanish on regular channels on TV in the 油Like Comment Share Target Customer Servlce Because this is the USA, where the total number of languages spoken is 311. That's 310 more languages that you are able to speak. As a matter of fact, 60% of the world speaks more than one language. That means that you and 40% of people need to catch up, not the other way around. Hope you can understand. We hope this helps! Esperamos que esto ayude! Ons hoop dit help !i.cluu Jub! 我们希望这有助于! onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

onlyblackgirl: blackhipsteraesthetic: sonoanthony: #CLOCKED Rosemarie wasn’t ready Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

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I need to be on one of his flights 😂😂

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This Pennywise robot is absolutely TERRIFYING! 😱😭 @ominous_descent_haunted_house

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Dad walks in*

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When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.

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Post 1226: get your head out of the gutter????

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First of all that’s a disgusting sandwich. Second of all, fuck off

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😂Cake of the decade

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