🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About One Drink

One Drink: ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to ze...

One Drink: HIPPOS CAN RUN FASTER THAN HUMANS ON LAND, AND SWIM FASTER THAN HUMANS IN WATER Just one drink WHICH MEANS THE BICYCLE IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF BEATING A HIPPO IN A TRIATHLON. Man vs Hippo

Man vs Hippo

One Drink: Luke 21 Bouncer at Lucky's Bar University of Wisconsin-Madison 2 miles away Find me at a bar and use promo code: TINDER for a free drink! *limit one drink per match, valid only to current matches, non-transferrable, limited time offer, not valid while drinking at Lucky's 1313"a. Warning: drinking with Luke may cause severe intoxication, loss of balance, nausea, and possibly death, please consult your bestfriend before making the switch to Luke** One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

One of the best bios I’ve seen in a while

One Drink: My friend "Come out for one drink Me @a.memeingless.life 7 shots of tequila

One Drink: One sip of this let's you see through time NS NTNTER Burns Ryan We can't let Kyle collect all 6 Infinity Monsters One drink to end them all via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Lf6TuS

One drink to end them all via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Lf6TuS

One Drink: One sip of this let's you see through time NS NTNTER Burns Ryan We can't let Kyle collect all 6 Infinity Monsters One drink to end them all

One drink to end them all

One Drink: HIPPOS CAN RUN FASTER THAN HUMANS ON LAND, AND SWIM FASTER THAN HUMANS IN WATER. Just one drink WHICH MEANS THE BICYCLE IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF BEATING A HIPPO IN A TRIATHLON. Better start practicing if I only have a chance at one event

Better start practicing if I only have a chance at one event

One Drink: lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and you looked thirsty.’ For you to refuse at this point makes you the asshole. He’s just being nice, right? Predators use the social contract and our own good hearts and fear of being rude against us. If you drink the drink, you’re teaching him that it just takes a little persistence on his part to overcome your ‘no.’ If you say ‘Really, I appreciate it, but no thanks’ and put the drink down and walk away from it, you’re the one who looks rude in that moment. But the fact is, you didn’t ask for the drink and you don’t want the drink and you don’t have to drink it just to make some guy feel validated.” —The Art of “No” (Jennifer P.) I’ve never seen this post with the original caption before. I thought I loved it simply from the photography but the depth of the meaning behind it…. Wow.

lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no than...

One Drink: "I'm just coming out for one drink, that's it" 15 drinks later: US news 39m Nightclub shut down after woman rides horse onto dancefloor Its lit

Its lit

One Drink: @punsfornuns When you invite me out for "one drink" just know, you're actually inviting me out for a whole night of bad decisions that will probably ruin my life. Fuck it I'm down. I’m down😩😂💀

I’m down😩😂💀

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can I drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4.. me: oh so l'm saving moneyyyyy

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can l drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4. me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy That SSRI drunk tho

That SSRI drunk tho

One Drink: "I'm just coming out for one drink, that's it" 15 drinks later: US news 39m Nightclub shut down after woman rides horse onto dancefloor I took it too far

I took it too far

One Drink: "I'm just coming out for one drink, that's it" 15 drinks later: US news 39m Nightclub shut down after woman rides horse onto dancefloor I took it too far

I took it too far

One Drink: Me: I'll go out, but I'm only going to have one drink Me at 2am: best of grindr

One Drink: Southerner : " I ' m c 1d. " Northerner "YOU THINK THIS IS COLD because relative to your usual experience, it is. Let me make you hot chocolate." positive-memes Warm Northerner flyingbird27 Northerner: "Man, it's hot." Southerner: "BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn't want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I've got one, drink up, pardner."

One Drink: Southerner: "I'm cold." Northerner "YOU THINK THIS IS COLD because relative to your usual experience, it is. Let me make you hot chocolate." positive-memes Warm Northerner flyingbird27 Northerner: "Man, it's hot." Southerner: "BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn't want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I've got one, drink up, pardner." We should all just take care of each other

We should all just take care of each other

One Drink: Southerner: "I'm cold." Northerner "YOU THINK THIS IS COLD because relative to your usual experience, it is. Let me make you hot chocolate." positive-memes Warm Northerner flyingbird27 Northerner: "Man, it's hot." Southerner: "BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn't want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I've got one, drink up, pardner." We should all just take care of each other via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2EhzP1T

We should all just take care of each other via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2EhzP1T

One Drink: Southerner: "I'm cold." Northerner: "YOU THINK THIS IS COLD because relative to your usual experience, it is. Let me make you hot chocolate." mrkltpzyxm: flyingbird27: positive-memes: Warm Northerner Northerner: “Man, it’s hot.” Southerner: “BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn’t want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I’ve got one, drink up, pardner.” Wholesome regional differences.

mrkltpzyxm: flyingbird27: positive-memes: Warm Northerner Northerner: “Man, it’s hot.” Southerner: “BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT...

One Drink: I promise l'm not going to say anything too savage. One drink later: DA Savage is my middle name

Savage is my middle name

One Drink: Me: Lets just have one drink tonight BFF: Ok Yess 😊😊😚😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

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One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can l drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4. me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can I drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4 me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy Is this me?

Is this me?

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can l drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4 me: oh so l'm saving moneyyyyy Life hack (via @mcfafsatits)

Life hack (via @mcfafsatits)

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can l drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4. me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy

One Drink: Southerner: "I'm cold." Northerner: "YOU THINK THIS IS COLD because relative to your usual experience, it is. Let me make you hot chocolate." mrkltpzyxm: flyingbird27: positive-memes: Warm Northerner Northerner: “Man, it’s hot.” Southerner: “BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn’t want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I’ve got one, drink up, pardner.” Wholesome regional differences.

mrkltpzyxm: flyingbird27: positive-memes: Warm Northerner Northerner: “Man, it’s hot.” Southerner: “BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT...

One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can l drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4.. me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy Think smart 🤔🤔😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

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One Drink: @mcfafsatits me: can I drink alcohol on this medication?? doctor: well one drink is gonna feel like you've had 4 me: oh so I'm saving moneyyyyy Is this me?

Is this me?

One Drink: The One drinK I Went out ior Me at 3 Guy whose number I eleted from my phone Not pictured: my dignity andysbabyshower

Not pictured: my dignity andysbabyshower

One Drink: Me: Lets just have one drink tonight BFF: Ok SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

One Drink: When ur friend is one drink away from losing their morals and it's ur responsibility to stop them 0 You've yee'd your last haw.

One Drink: How do people actually go out for just one drink and get really sophisticated pics, I have one wine and then it's all Lindsay Lohan from there Aosarcasm_only (via twitter-unknown)

(via twitter-unknown)

One Drink: keith O O@KeetPotato doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to ze...

One Drink: keith O O@KeetPotato doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to z...

One Drink: keith O O@KeetPotato doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

ambris: iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to z...

One Drink: When ur friend is one drink away from losing their morals and it's ur responsibility to stop them 0 You've yee'd your last haw. Cabs are here!

Cabs are here!

One Drink: When ur friend is one drink away from losing their morals and it's ur responsibility to stop them 0 You've yee'd your last haw. Cabs are here! by d4hm3r MORE MEMES

Cabs are here! by d4hm3r MORE MEMES

One Drink: Me: I'm only going out for one drink 5 years later... Tag a friend u see like this in 5 years lol

Tag a friend u see like this in 5 years lol

One Drink: "I'll probably just have one drink because l want to go to the gym in the morning The next morning: IG HOEGIVESNOFUCKS @lindseymolfino is not going to the gym this morning

@lindseymolfino is not going to the gym this morning

One Drink: Her: "Please don't bring up politics at the dinner party tonight." Me after one drink... wweles msMisguidedChildren.com 🇺🇸 Her: “Please don’t bring up politics at the dinner party tonight.” - Me after one drink...

🇺🇸 Her: “Please don’t bring up politics at the dinner party tonight.” - Me after one drink...

One Drink: Me: Lets just have one drink tonight BFF: Ok Chin chin 🥂 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Chin chin 🥂 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

One Drink: Me. I'm only going out for one drink 5 years later Time sure does fly

Time sure does fly

One Drink: How do people actually go out for just one drink and get really sophisticated pics, I have one wine and then it's all Lindsay Lohan from there This is why I need good friends who will take 325 pics of me looking all unbothered before I get uglier by the sip only blinking with one eye at the bartender after one only one drink bc I’m such a light weight 😂

This is why I need good friends who will take 325 pics of me looking all unbothered before I get uglier by the sip only blinking with one...

One Drink: keith O O@KeetPotato doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but s...

One Drink: Me: "I'm only having one drink tonight" Me at 3AM I love New York

I love New York

One Drink: 8pm: I'l just go out for one drink 3am: *screaming shirtless out the window of an Uber* IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS Me in t-4 hours

Me in t-4 hours

One Drink: When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designated driver" is going 40 over limit yelling "we're here for a good time not a long time" Designated disappointment

Designated disappointment

One Drink: When u only came out for one drink but it's now 2 am and ur "designated driver" is going 40 over limit yelling "we're here for a good time not a long time" @friendofbae

@friendofbae

One Drink: keith O O@KeetPotato doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but s...

One Drink: Me to me: "Just one drink at lunch... nothing wild" Me by 5pm: IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS I’ve had lunch 3 times today

I’ve had lunch 3 times today

One Drink

One Drink

Were Done

Weekends

Hours Later

Just One Drink

Coming Out

Going Out

Urself

One Hour Later

Drinks

alright alright alright