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Being Alone, Food, and Memes: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone he wont eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, I dont know why and we ve taken him to the vet to see if it's a stomach problem on why he wasnt eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you're in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. Hell wait till youre seated and eating to start on his meal, it's really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

Being Alone, Food, and Memes: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone
he wont eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, I dont
know why and we ve taken him to the vet to see if it's a stomach
problem on why he wasnt eating until we started to notice a pattern,
only when you're in the room eating will he start to chow down on his
food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. Hell wait till youre seated and
eating to start on his meal, it's really sweet, though we still have no
idea why he does it
WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

Being Alone, Food, and Memes: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone
he wont eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, I dont
know why and we ve taken him to the vet to see if it's a stomach
problem on why he wasnt eating until we started to notice a pattern,
only when you're in the room eating will he start to chow down on his
food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. Hell wait till youre seated and
eating to start on his meal, it's really sweet, though we still have no
idea why he does it
WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

Google, Omg, and Coyote: google give gentle coyote me a me: google: me again: omg thank yuou so much..

Google, Omg, and Coyote: google give
gentle coyote
me a
me:
google:
me again: omg thank yuou so much..

Google, Omg, and Coyote: google give
gentle coyote
me a
me:
google:
me again: omg thank yuou so much..

Dank, Omg, and Lost: Friend: omg have you lost weight? Me: Fuk off Sharon You're not helping.

Dank, Omg, and Lost: Friend: omg have you lost weight?
Me:
Fuk off Sharon
You're not helping.

Dank, Omg, and Lost: Friend: omg have you lost weight?
Me:
Fuk off Sharon
You're not helping.

You're not helping.

Animals, Cute, and Drug Dealer: sunflowerpetal: awwww-cute: "For 13 years, Baloo, Leo and Shere Khan have been best friends. The three animals, who live at Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary in Georgia [USA], were rescued as cubs from a drug dealer who kept them as pets. In the wild, the three species hail from different continents and would have never met. omg my heart Pretty great friendship out of a terrible situation, I’d say

Animals, Cute, and Drug Dealer: sunflowerpetal:
awwww-cute:
"For 13 years, Baloo, Leo and Shere Khan have been best friends. The
three animals, who live at Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary in Georgia
[USA], were rescued as cubs from a drug dealer who kept them as pets.
In the wild, the three species hail from different continents and would
have never met.
omg my heart
Pretty great friendship out of a terrible situation, I’d say

Animals, Cute, and Drug Dealer: sunflowerpetal:
awwww-cute:
"For 13 years, Baloo, Leo and Shere Khan have been best friends. The
three animals, who live at Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary in Georgia
[USA], were rescued as cubs from a drug dealer who kept them as pets.
In the wild, the three species hail from different continents and would
have never met.
omg my heart
Pretty great friendship out of a terrible situation, I’d say

Pretty great friendship out of a terrible situation, I’d say

Memes, Omg, and Home: OMG YOU'RE HOME. OK GOODBYE.

Memes, Omg, and Home: OMG YOU'RE HOME.
OK GOODBYE.

Memes, Omg, and Home: OMG YOU'RE HOME.
OK GOODBYE.

Omg, Class, and Final: IG: nobrosmo @nobrosmo Ihate when someone in my class is like "omg i need a 79 on the final to get an A in the class" like shut tf up Allison ineed a 157 to get a C

Omg, Class, and Final: IG: nobrosmo
@nobrosmo
Ihate when someone in my class is
like "omg i need a 79 on the final to get
an A in the class" like shut tf up Allison
ineed a 157 to get a C

Omg, Class, and Final: IG: nobrosmo
@nobrosmo
Ihate when someone in my class is
like "omg i need a 79 on the final to get
an A in the class" like shut tf up Allison
ineed a 157 to get a C

Gif, Lmao, and Omg: ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi 4:31 PM 8% Ally YOU MATCHED WITH ALLY ON 6/13/19 How short are you? Today 2:51 PM 5'3 I could give you a couple inches Today 4:28 PM Omg well a couple is 2 I know what I said. Sent Send Type a message GIF ay lmao

Gif, Lmao, and Omg: ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi
4:31 PM
8%
Ally
YOU MATCHED WITH ALLY ON 6/13/19
How short are you?
Today 2:51 PM
5'3
I could give you a couple inches
Today 4:28 PM
Omg well a
couple is 2
I know what I said.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
ay lmao

Gif, Lmao, and Omg: ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi
4:31 PM
8%
Ally
YOU MATCHED WITH ALLY ON 6/13/19
How short are you?
Today 2:51 PM
5'3
I could give you a couple inches
Today 4:28 PM
Omg well a
couple is 2
I know what I said.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
ay lmao

ay lmao

Friends, Gif, and Omg: 20:27 EMMA GIL I need your help kidnapping Elon Musk Emma 20 University 3 kilometres away for a month with 2 friends, help In Type a message Send pls xx My anthem 20:27 ISA T also need your help kidnapping Musk We have more chances of success if there's 3 of us Is emma the 3rd person? Obviously I'm still trying to find your other friend to superlike her too Our 4-person team will be unstoppable Isa 19 Good luck 3 kilometres away Thanks for a month with 2 friends. In Type a message Send help xx GIF YOU MATCHED WITH FRANCESCA ON 13/06/2019. OMG ARE YOU THE THIRD FRIEND YES DO WE FINALLY HAVE OUR ELON MUSK KIDNAP SQUAD TOGETHER HAHA YES omg how long did it take you to find me Too long, Francesca, too damn long Francesca 19 University 3 kilometres away Type a message Send Just looking for someone to show me and my two friends around GIF I matched with 3 friends on Tinder

Friends, Gif, and Omg: 20:27
EMMA
GIL
I need your help kidnapping Elon
Musk
Emma 20
University
3 kilometres away
for a month with 2 friends, help
In
Type a message
Send
pls xx
My anthem
20:27
ISA
T also need your help kidnapping
Musk
We have more chances of
success if there's 3 of us
Is emma the 3rd person?
Obviously
I'm still trying to find your other
friend to superlike her too
Our 4-person team will be
unstoppable
Isa 19
Good luck
3 kilometres away
Thanks
for a month with 2 friends.
In
Type a message
Send
help xx
GIF
YOU MATCHED WITH FRANCESCA ON 13/06/2019.
OMG
ARE YOU THE THIRD FRIEND
YES
DO WE FINALLY HAVE OUR
ELON MUSK KIDNAP SQUAD
TOGETHER
HAHA YES
omg how long did it take you to
find me
Too long, Francesca, too damn
long
Francesca 19
University
3 kilometres away
Type a message
Send
Just looking for someone to show me
and my two friends around
GIF
I matched with 3 friends on Tinder

Friends, Gif, and Omg: 20:27
EMMA
GIL
I need your help kidnapping Elon
Musk
Emma 20
University
3 kilometres away
for a month with 2 friends, help
In
Type a message
Send
pls xx
My anthem
20:27
ISA
T also need your help kidnapping
Musk
We have more chances of
success if there's 3 of us
Is emma the 3rd person?
Obviously
I'm still trying to find your other
friend to superlike her too
Our 4-person team will be
unstoppable
Isa 19
Good luck
3 kilometres away
Thanks
for a month with 2 friends.
In
Type a message
Send
help xx
GIF
YOU MATCHED WITH FRANCESCA ON 13/06/2019.
OMG
ARE YOU THE THIRD FRIEND
YES
DO WE FINALLY HAVE OUR
ELON MUSK KIDNAP SQUAD
TOGETHER
HAHA YES
omg how long did it take you to
find me
Too long, Francesca, too damn
long
Francesca 19
University
3 kilometres away
Type a message
Send
Just looking for someone to show me
and my two friends around
GIF
I matched with 3 friends on Tinder

I matched with 3 friends on Tinder

Dank, Memes, and Omg: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how could their government just lie to them like that? American government: @beinglibertarian Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that. by Thehippyfinch MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Omg: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how
could their government just lie to them like
that?
American government:
@beinglibertarian
Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that. by Thehippyfinch
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Omg: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how
could their government just lie to them like
that?
American government:
@beinglibertarian
Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that. by Thehippyfinch
MORE MEMES

Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that. by Thehippyfinch MORE MEMES

Omg, Yeah, and American: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how could their government just lie to them like that? American government: @beinglibertarian Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that.

Omg, Yeah, and American: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how
could their government just lie to them like
that?
American government:
@beinglibertarian
Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that.

Omg, Yeah, and American: Americans watching Chernobyl: OMG how
could their government just lie to them like
that?
American government:
@beinglibertarian
Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that.

Yeah, we would never.. how could the Ukraine government do that.

Aww, Bunnies, and Omg: everythingfox: “Today I found out that sea bunnies exist and they might just be the cutest thing ever. They even have a rabbit-esque looking tail!“(Source) OMG

Aww, Bunnies, and Omg: everythingfox:

“Today I found out that sea bunnies exist and they might just be the cutest thing ever. They even have a rabbit-esque looking tail!“(Source)

OMG

Aww, Bunnies, and Omg: everythingfox:

“Today I found out that sea bunnies exist and they might just be the cutest thing ever. They even have a rabbit-esque looking tail!“(Source)

OMG

everythingfox: “Today I found out that sea bunnies exist and they might just be the cutest thing ever. They even have a rabbit-esque lookin...

Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its size. 1 27 8 132 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMG Facts Please stop calling me The Barnacle. srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size.
1 27
8
132
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMG Facts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle.
srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

Facts, Omg, and Tumblr: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
OMG The barnacle has the largest penis in the
FACTS animal kingdom when compared with its
size.
1 27
8
132
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMG Facts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle.
srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

srsfunny:I’ve been called the barnacle so much, I’m 19 ft 2

Omg, Party, and SpongeBob: PLAYLIST Spongeboy Me Bob Created by Sarah M.-11 songs, 32 min PLAY Q Filter TITLE ARTIST Ahoy Giancarlo Spongebob Suckafreejuice EXPLICIT i Lil Skies EXPLICIT Just Fucked EXPLICIT Kilo Vasquez, Sharmati Eighteen Pale Waves Exhaust Pipes Jimmy V EXPLICIT Yung Heazy Because Slayyyter I'm High Bloc Party On Black Flag Spray Paint Forrest Gardner Argh, Argh, Argh! Omg 😂😂me when I have time

Omg, Party, and SpongeBob: PLAYLIST
Spongeboy Me Bob
Created by Sarah M.-11 songs, 32 min
PLAY
Q Filter
TITLE
ARTIST
Ahoy
Giancarlo
Spongebob
Suckafreejuice
EXPLICIT
i
Lil Skies
EXPLICIT
Just Fucked
EXPLICIT
Kilo Vasquez, Sharmati
Eighteen
Pale Waves
Exhaust Pipes
Jimmy V
EXPLICIT
Yung Heazy
Because
Slayyyter
I'm High
Bloc Party
On
Black Flag
Spray Paint
Forrest Gardner
Argh, Argh, Argh!
Omg 😂😂me when I have time

Omg, Party, and SpongeBob: PLAYLIST
Spongeboy Me Bob
Created by Sarah M.-11 songs, 32 min
PLAY
Q Filter
TITLE
ARTIST
Ahoy
Giancarlo
Spongebob
Suckafreejuice
EXPLICIT
i
Lil Skies
EXPLICIT
Just Fucked
EXPLICIT
Kilo Vasquez, Sharmati
Eighteen
Pale Waves
Exhaust Pipes
Jimmy V
EXPLICIT
Yung Heazy
Because
Slayyyter
I'm High
Bloc Party
On
Black Flag
Spray Paint
Forrest Gardner
Argh, Argh, Argh!
Omg 😂😂me when I have time

Omg 😂😂me when I have time

Omg, Star, and Bts: @taehynug 1d omg taehyung's shirt is so pretty! just look at the intricate details... star #bts #taehyung

Omg, Star, and Bts: @taehynug 1d
omg taehyung's shirt is so pretty!
just look at the intricate details...
star
#bts #taehyung

Omg, Star, and Bts: @taehynug 1d
omg taehyung's shirt is so pretty!
just look at the intricate details...
star
#bts #taehyung

#bts #taehyung

Condom, Omg, and Anonymous: Anonymous said omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? the-kellin-under-the-vic This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material joleebindo it's like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Condom, Omg, and Anonymous: Anonymous said
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what
the fuck does it do to babies???
the-kellin-under-the-vic
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are
made of different material
joleebindo
it's like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats
condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats
baby

Condom, Omg, and Anonymous: Anonymous said
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what
the fuck does it do to babies???
the-kellin-under-the-vic
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are
made of different material
joleebindo
it's like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats
condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats
baby

Bad, Omg, and Moon: l'L GIVE EM SOMETHING TO GAZE AT THEY'RE GAZING AT US AGAIN HANNAH HILLAM 6.7.19 HEE OMG You'RE So BAD HEE HEE Full moon [OC]

Bad, Omg, and Moon: l'L GIVE
EM SOMETHING
TO GAZE AT
THEY'RE GAZING
AT US AGAIN
HANNAH HILLAM
6.7.19
HEE
OMG You'RE
So BAD
HEE
HEE
Full moon [OC]

Bad, Omg, and Moon: l'L GIVE
EM SOMETHING
TO GAZE AT
THEY'RE GAZING
AT US AGAIN
HANNAH HILLAM
6.7.19
HEE
OMG You'RE
So BAD
HEE
HEE
Full moon [OC]

Full moon [OC]

Drunk, Omg, and Husband: Last night my husband was drunk and kissed me and said "you're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had" and I was like "I'm your wife" and he was like "OMG THATS AWESOME" What a husband

Drunk, Omg, and Husband: Last night my husband was drunk and
kissed me and said "you're the hottest
girlfriend I've ever had" and I was like "I'm
your wife" and he was like "OMG THATS
AWESOME"
What a husband

Drunk, Omg, and Husband: Last night my husband was drunk and
kissed me and said "you're the hottest
girlfriend I've ever had" and I was like "I'm
your wife" and he was like "OMG THATS
AWESOME"
What a husband

What a husband

Heaven, Omg, and Soon...: r/unpopularopinion Posted by u/Baintball333 11h + 1 S1 People should be buried vertically. Good post Discussion Hear me out. Think of all the space we would save. I'm talking about doubling, possibly tripling the amount of dead people room in cemeteries. If capitalism isn't what sells you. Think of the environment Edit: For Christians. When the rapture comes you're already in missile silo mode to bust out of there. 9.4k 1.0k Share bransrath: radiofreemagica: Me and the boys getting launched into Heaven as soon as the Rapture comes: Omg

Heaven, Omg, and Soon...: r/unpopularopinion
Posted by u/Baintball333 11h
+
1 S1
People should be buried vertically.
Good post Discussion
Hear me out. Think of all the space we would
save. I'm talking about doubling, possibly
tripling the amount of dead people room in
cemeteries. If capitalism isn't what sells you.
Think of the environment
Edit: For Christians. When the rapture
comes you're already in missile silo mode to
bust out of there.
9.4k
1.0k
Share
bransrath:

radiofreemagica:

Me and the boys getting launched into Heaven as soon as the Rapture comes:

Omg

Heaven, Omg, and Soon...: r/unpopularopinion
Posted by u/Baintball333 11h
+
1 S1
People should be buried vertically.
Good post Discussion
Hear me out. Think of all the space we would
save. I'm talking about doubling, possibly
tripling the amount of dead people room in
cemeteries. If capitalism isn't what sells you.
Think of the environment
Edit: For Christians. When the rapture
comes you're already in missile silo mode to
bust out of there.
9.4k
1.0k
Share
bransrath:

radiofreemagica:

Me and the boys getting launched into Heaven as soon as the Rapture comes:

Omg

bransrath: radiofreemagica: Me and the boys getting launched into Heaven as soon as the Rapture comes: Omg

Beautiful, Love, and Omg: Her: I think he's proba OMG what the hell? HE'S STARING AT ME! Him:You're Beautiful. I love you! Omeministry

Beautiful, Love, and Omg: Her: I think he's proba
OMG what the hell?
HE'S STARING AT ME!
Him:You're Beautiful. I love you!
Omeministry

Beautiful, Love, and Omg: Her: I think he's proba
OMG what the hell?
HE'S STARING AT ME!
Him:You're Beautiful. I love you!
Omeministry

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous because it's far from our door so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens pep95 demono swede bloggg (("Not just pizza)) cutest-angel-in-heaven "but etemal damnation")) thestarsaredown Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt himself He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses katy-1-wood Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l
was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then
he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous
because it's far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by
demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
pep95
demono
swede bloggg
(("Not just pizza))
cutest-angel-in-heaven
"but etemal damnation"))
thestarsaredown
Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt
himself
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you
and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses
katy-1-wood
Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Fucking, Heaven, and Men in Black: queenbradbury
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because l
was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demorn
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the sait line, like he almost did and then
he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left, which is pretty ridiculous
because it's far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i'm pretty sure domino's is actually run by
demons?22 kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
pep95
demono
swede bloggg
(("Not just pizza))
cutest-angel-in-heaven
"but etemal damnation"))
thestarsaredown
Alternate theory It wasn't that the pizza guy couldn't cross the line of salt
himself
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you
and your brother in, and he didn't want nothing to do with your demon asses
katy-1-wood
Alternate aiternate theory pizza man is a slug

Meme, Omg, and Tumblr: ¡Que lindas trencitas! Son chorizos sheebal:….. OMG MY FAVORITE MEME REMASTERED

Meme, Omg, and Tumblr: ¡Que lindas trencitas!
Son chorizos
sheebal:…..
OMG MY FAVORITE MEME REMASTERED

Meme, Omg, and Tumblr: ¡Que lindas trencitas!
Son chorizos
sheebal:…..
OMG MY FAVORITE MEME REMASTERED

sheebal:….. OMG MY FAVORITE MEME REMASTERED

Boo, Omg, and Run: Boo Boo @_amcintyre primary school was so much easier because your social status was determined by how tall you were and how fast you could run Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Boo, Omg, and Run: Boo Boo
@_amcintyre
primary school was so much easier
because your social status was
determined by how tall you were and
how fast you could run
Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Boo, Omg, and Run: Boo Boo
@_amcintyre
primary school was so much easier
because your social status was
determined by how tall you were and
how fast you could run
Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Girls, Omg, and Unknown: Unknown @yaasmit Billie Eilish: I'm not like other girls Other girls: same Omg same!!!

Girls, Omg, and Unknown: Unknown
@yaasmit
Billie Eilish: I'm not like other girls
Other girls: same
Omg same!!!

Girls, Omg, and Unknown: Unknown
@yaasmit
Billie Eilish: I'm not like other girls
Other girls: same
Omg same!!!

Omg same!!!

Omg, Sorry, and Target: taryn land @tarynland a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG &i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited W A V E

Omg, Sorry, and Target: taryn land
@tarynland
a baby was staring at me in target so i
started waving to her & she waved
back & the mom whipped around &
was like OMG &i was like oh sorry i was
just waving to your baby & she was like
THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES
WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED
in the store bc we were so excited
W A V E

Omg, Sorry, and Target: taryn land
@tarynland
a baby was staring at me in target so i
started waving to her & she waved
back & the mom whipped around &
was like OMG &i was like oh sorry i was
just waving to your baby & she was like
THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES
WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED
in the store bc we were so excited
W A V E

W A V E

Memes, Omg, and Husband: Me: *comes back 5 years after Thanos snap My wife: Omg.you're back? Me and her new husband:

Memes, Omg, and Husband: Me: *comes back 5 years after Thanos snap
My wife: Omg.you're back?
Me and her new husband:

Memes, Omg, and Husband: Me: *comes back 5 years after Thanos snap
My wife: Omg.you're back?
Me and her new husband:

Chill, Netflix, and Netflix and Chill: 18:51 Victoria YOU MATCHED WITH VICTORIA ON 6/4/19 Hey Victoria, this is an automated message to remind you of your upcoming "Netflix and Chill" appointment in the next week. To confirm your appointment text YES DADDY. To unsubscribe, please text WRONG HOLE Standard text and bill rates do apply. Thank for choosing Slide N Yo DMs Today 18:46 Omg VE never seen this Message unrecognized. Please confirm with YES DADDY To unsubscribe, text WRONG HOLE. Sent YES DADDY Send Type a message > 60% of the time, it works, every time

Chill, Netflix, and Netflix and Chill: 18:51
Victoria
YOU MATCHED WITH VICTORIA ON 6/4/19
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upcoming "Netflix and Chill"
appointment in the next week. To
confirm your appointment text
YES DADDY. To unsubscribe,
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Yo DMs
Today 18:46
Omg
VE never seen this
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HOLE.
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Crazy, Omg, and Tbh: Haunting last words of famous killers

People kinda suck
tbh
-Carl Panzram
7390

Omg I'm just like xD
soooo crazy :3 i'm totally
wacky!!! i'm so RANDUM
hehehe!!1
-Charles Manson
CLAFD

[speaking in pseudo-
intellectual slogans
that mean fuck-all]
-Richard Ramirez

One thing most people
don't know is that I actually
made another nipple belt,
where half of it was nipples
and the other half was
buttholes, and so I'd stick
the nipples into the
buttholes to change the
tightness of the belt, like
those little popper things on
regular belts.
-Ed Gein
rikirachtman:Haunting last words of famous killers

Crazy, Omg, and Tbh: Haunting last words of famous killers

People kinda suck
tbh
-Carl Panzram
7390

Omg I'm just like xD
soooo crazy :3 i'm totally
wacky!!! i'm so RANDUM
hehehe!!1
-Charles Manson
CLAFD

[speaking in pseudo-
intellectual slogans
that mean fuck-all]
-Richard Ramirez

One thing most people
don't know is that I actually
made another nipple belt,
where half of it was nipples
and the other half was
buttholes, and so I'd stick
the nipples into the
buttholes to change the
tightness of the belt, like
those little popper things on
regular belts.
-Ed Gein
rikirachtman:Haunting last words of famous killers

rikirachtman:Haunting last words of famous killers

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me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is
nice
legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys
Me irl

Omg, Wow, and Irl: Grant Tanaka
@GrantTanaka
me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is
nice
legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys
Me irl

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me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is
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legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys
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me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is
nice
legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys
Me irl by Ambidexalien
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Me irl by Ambidexalien MORE MEMES

Basketball, Dad, and Memes: Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes 1 yr old Son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly steps forward]. Wife: omg he just took his first steps! Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.

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@NewDadNotes
1 yr old Son: [picks up toy
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wobbly steps forward].
Wife: omg he just took his first
steps!
Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he
traveled.

Basketball, Dad, and Memes: Oops!...I Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
1 yr old Son: [picks up toy
basketball and takes three
wobbly steps forward].
Wife: omg he just took his first
steps!
Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he
traveled.

Basketball, Dad, and Nba: Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes 1 yr old Son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly steps forward]. Wife: omg he just took his first steps! Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled. He’ll never play in the NBA

Basketball, Dad, and Nba: Oops!...I Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
1 yr old Son: [picks up toy
basketball and takes three
wobbly steps forward].
Wife: omg he just took his first
steps!
Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he
traveled.
He’ll never play in the NBA

Basketball, Dad, and Nba: Oops!...I Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
1 yr old Son: [picks up toy
basketball and takes three
wobbly steps forward].
Wife: omg he just took his first
steps!
Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he
traveled.
He’ll never play in the NBA

He’ll never play in the NBA

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Professionals have STANDA
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No, dont thinkdwill
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F.
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if (ryan.equals("CS"))
juliaLiving = false
I wouldn't run that program if
were you
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week")
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I forgot my semicolon
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What if I told you l was a CS
major
Today 7:48 PM
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if (ryan.equals("CS"))
juliaLiving = false
I wouldn't run that program if
were you
juliaschedule.add(new
Event("coffee date", "this
week")
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Ass, Food, and Fucking: Today 12:04 PM
Can we go out for dinner
tonight please?
delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
Why the hell do you always
respond with memes?
Professionals have STANDA
Seriously stop I'm not joking
No, dont thinkdwill
Ok smart ass how about this??
F.
. I'm breaking
up with you."
(chuckles)
I'm in danger
Delivered
OMG FUCKING STOP!!!
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Lol my gf hates me lmao

Ass, Food, and Fucking: Today 12:04 PM
Can we go out for dinner
tonight please?
delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
Why the hell do you always
respond with memes?
Professionals have STANDA
Seriously stop I'm not joking
No, dont thinkdwill
Ok smart ass how about this??
F.
. I'm breaking
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(chuckles)
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Lol my gf hates me lmao

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Funny, Google, and Omg: jordan mendoza
@jordypizza
omg didnt know Google Translate
does Australian
40
Australian
English- detected
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
for coming this evening. Edit
Sheilas and gentlejoeys,
boomerang boomerang shrimp
Hugh Jackman
funny.co
𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

Funny, Google, and Omg: jordan mendoza
@jordypizza
omg didnt know Google Translate
does Australian
40
Australian
English- detected
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
for coming this evening. Edit
Sheilas and gentlejoeys,
boomerang boomerang shrimp
Hugh Jackman
funny.co
𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥

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Bitch, Memes, and Omg: @sehunprint
OMG CHANYEOL IS GONNA FOLLOW
THIS BITCH INTO THE MILITARY
JUST KNOW IT
EXO memes

Bitch, Memes, and Omg: @sehunprint
OMG CHANYEOL IS GONNA FOLLOW
THIS BITCH INTO THE MILITARY
JUST KNOW IT
EXO memes

EXO memes

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Cute, Omg, and Husky: My sister's husky ran out of ink while
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Cute, Omg, and Husky: My sister's husky ran out of ink while
giving birth
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Butl think I've got them sort

Retsuko..

Could you...

lend me some money?
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Money, Omg, and Been: I've been having trouble putting my feelings into words

Butl think I've got them sort

Retsuko..

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Omg, Verizon, and Date: Yesterday 3:30 PM
.Verizon
84% (
3:30 PM
Dane
YOU MATCHED WITH DANE ON 5/27/19
You have a really nice face.
Like it looks nice.
This isn't coming out correctly.
This is why I'm still single.
Hahahaha hahahaha
omg
He sounds like a winner
No. I wrote that.
I’ve always wanted to date a Dane.

Omg, Verizon, and Date: Yesterday 3:30 PM
.Verizon
84% (
3:30 PM
Dane
YOU MATCHED WITH DANE ON 5/27/19
You have a really nice face.
Like it looks nice.
This isn't coming out correctly.
This is why I'm still single.
Hahahaha hahahaha
omg
He sounds like a winner
No. I wrote that.
I’ve always wanted to date a Dane.

I’ve always wanted to date a Dane.

Disney, Omg, and MeIRL: Person "OMG! which Disney character do you think you are?!?" Me: meirl

Disney, Omg, and MeIRL: Person "OMG! which Disney
character do you think you
are?!?"
Me:
meirl

Disney, Omg, and MeIRL: Person "OMG! which Disney
character do you think you
are?!?"
Me:
meirl

meirl

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Love, Omg, and Target: lumorie:

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Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
animal kingdom when compared with its
OMG
FACTS
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

Facts, Omg, and Animal: OMGFacts@OMGFacts 1d
The barnacle has the largest penis in the
animal kingdom when compared with its
OMG
FACTS
size
132
t 27
Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito
Replying to @OMGFacts
Please stop calling me The Barnacle

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Amazon, Omg, and Shit: vani g
@hhavani
i need to stop dropping my shit omg
34%
10:52 PM
SprintA
Snapchat
Twitter
amazon
Merriam
ntere
Amázon
ctionary
Translat
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Etsy
IMDb
@GxbrielSilvxn
Did she just try to show her screen
being cracked with a screenshot
me_irl

Amazon, Omg, and Shit: vani g
@hhavani
i need to stop dropping my shit omg
34%
10:52 PM
SprintA
Snapchat
Twitter
amazon
Merriam
ntere
Amázon
ctionary
Translat
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Etsy
IMDb
@GxbrielSilvxn
Did she just try to show her screen
being cracked with a screenshot
me_irl

me_irl

Hungry, Omg, and Cool: omg yes you hungry? aight cool eat before I pick you up Cheap boyfriend

Hungry, Omg, and Cool: omg yes
you hungry?
aight cool
eat before I pick you up
Cheap boyfriend

Hungry, Omg, and Cool: omg yes
you hungry?
aight cool
eat before I pick you up
Cheap boyfriend

Cheap boyfriend

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OMG YOU'RE HOME!!!
The difference.

Dank, Omg, and Home: Oh, you're home.
OMG YOU'RE HOME!!!
The difference.

The difference.