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La que mejor apoLLe el peso de mi cuerpo
luisonte: MMMm ¿que silla debería elegir? La que mejor apoLLe el peso de mi cuerpo
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drgnfckr:
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humoristics:
Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]
@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂
what happens if u clap during the meeting
have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.
but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie
you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea
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drgnfckr:
powerjock:
drgnfckr:
blackoutthestars:
humoristics:
Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]
@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂
what happens if u clap during the meeting
have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.
but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie
you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea](https://pics.esmemes.com/powerjock-drgnfckr-powerjock-drgnfckr-blackoutthestars-humoristics-nissan-has-invented-self-42715870.png)
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Chicago, Family, and News: This guy put his divorce on his resume
25KİGHI 3rul LiD, Boston, MA
Secretary, June 2008 August 2011
*Typed documents such as correspondence, drafts, memos, and emails, and prepared 3 reports
weekly for management
Opened, sorted, and distributed incoming messages and correspondence
Purchased and maintained office supply inventories, and being careful to adhere to budgeting
practices
to whom and when they could speak with specific individuals
Recorded, tanscribed and distributed minut
in
NATALIE'S EX-HUSBAND, Boston, MA
April 2005-Present
Managed considerable emotional stress during legal negotiations.
Negotiated, Sorted, and distributed furniture and appliances from our old house to her new
home.
Invented new scheduling technique between our family members to break the news, in which I
brought everyone together at once and just kept it real.
Developed new breathing techniques to prevent public breakdowns.
Learned a valuable lesson.
DUCATION
RIVER BROOK UNIVERSITY, Chicago, IL
Bachelor of Arts in
@drgrayfang is by FAR the most savage page on IG 🔥
@drgrayfang is by FAR the most savage page on IG 🔥
Advice, Memes, and Work: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal
enough office supplies
skinnyismyhome
Stealing is wrong
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
You mean unpaid internships? I agree
vikingofficial
Go for the printer toner. It's worth more than
gold
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
Fantastic advice
Work smarter, not harder
Work smarter, not harder
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Yo it would be fuckin fire if everyone could
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89, step the fuck off m8
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I'm a teacher and during morning meeting I always
have my kids go around the room and give me a
number from 1-10 on how good their day is so far and
what kind of mood they're in. Some share stories of
why it was a bad night or whatever but some just say
the number. Then everyone knows how to treat
everyone. One day l was mad, had a headache, had arn
issue with another staff etc. I said I was a one. Mv kids
were angels that day
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Sounds like an amazing teacher 😆
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Yo it would be fuckin fire if everyone could
wear around a number that was
proportional to the current level of stress-
causing hormones in their body. You'd
instantly know not to get on people's bad
side like Gerald in the office is showing a
89, step the fuck off m8
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powerlessidc 7h
I'm a teacher and during morning meeting I always
have my kids go around the room and give me a
number from 1-10 on how good their day is so far and
what kind of mood they're in. Some share stories of
why it was a bad night or whatever but some just say
the number. Then everyone knows how to treat
everyone. One day l was mad, had a headache, had arn
issue with another staff etc. I said I was a one. Mv kids
were angels that day
Reply 1978
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You a great person:')
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Sounds like an amazing teacher 😆
Sounds like an amazing teacher 😆
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I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8
hours notice
I was the contract project manager on a
government project (office type work). At our
periodic review on a Thursday, the government
announced they would not be renewing our
contract and our last day was Friday (the next
day)
I brought everyone into the conference room first
thing the next day, let everyone know that we
were all out of a job and that today was
everyone's last day. I had everyone email me
their resumes, and we went over everyone's on
the conference room projector and updated
them over the course of the day. I then printed
out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all
spent the remainder of the day writing letters of
recommendation for each other. I ordered
everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of
drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs
by the end of the next week
Every job needs such a wholesome manager via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GheI3r
Every job needs such a wholesome manager via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2GheI3r
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I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8
hours notice
I was the contract project manager on a
government project (office type work). At our
periodic review on a Thursday, the government
announced they would not be renewing our
contract and our last day was Friday (the next
day)
I brought everyone into the conference room first
thing the next day, let everyone know that we
were all out of a job and that today was
everyone's last day. I had everyone email me
their resumes, and we went over everyone's on
the conference room projector and updated
them over the course of the day. I then printed
out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all
spent the remainder of the day writing letters of
recommendation for each other. I ordered
everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of
drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs
by the end of the next week
Every job needs such a wholesome manager
Every job needs such a wholesome manager
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shortadam lewis ⑤ 3 2 . 20h
I had to lay off my entire staff (and myself) with 8
hours notice
I was the contract project manager on a
government project (office type work). At our
periodic review on a Thursday, the government
announced they would not be renewing our
contract and our last day was Friday (the next
day)
I brought everyone into the conference room first
thing the next day, let everyone know that we
were all out of a job and that today was
everyone's last day. I had everyone email me
their resumes, and we went over everyone's on
the conference room projector and updated
them over the course of the day. I then printed
out "reference" sheets for everyone, and we all
spent the remainder of the day writing letters of
recommendation for each other. I ordered
everyone pizza, and bought everyone a round of
drinks at the bar next door. Most folks had jobs
by the end of the next week
Every job needs such a wholesome manager
Every job needs such a wholesome manager
Energy, Meme, and Target: -did meet some of the most insufferable
people. But, they also met me.
theshitpostcalligrapher:
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Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.
gotta keep up this energy throughout the year. just be the fuckin,. biggest goddamnted nuisance
I want this framed and in my office so when students come in for office hours they see this looming over them
that can be arranged, all cue cards are available for purchase
theshitpostcalligrapher: genericusername37: theshitpostcalligrapher: red-athame: Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej. gotta k...
Memes, Office, and Space: First day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Me: No you can't see me in your office..I'm not in there it must be somebody else.
![Memes, Office, and Space: First day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Me: No you can't see me in your office..I'm not in there it must be somebody else.](https://pics.esmemes.com/first-day-as-car-salesman-customer-cargo-space-me-car-41953363.png)
Me: No you can't see me in your office..I'm not in there it must be somebody else.
![Dank, Office, and Space: [First day as car salesman]
Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly
Manager: Can I see you in my office?](https://pics.esmemes.com/first-day-as-car-salesman-customer-cargo-space-me-car-41878243.png)
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Customer: Cargo space?
Me: Car no do that. Car no fly.
Manager: Can I see you in my office?
Cargo space](https://pics.esmemes.com/first-day-as-car-salesman-customer-cargo-space-me-car-41860194.png)
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In a new poll, even 45% of self-
identified Republicans approved of
@AOC's 70% top marginal tax rate
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
All your base (are) belong to us
David Webb
@davidwebbshow
Replying to @AOC
When you pay willingly pay 70%
marginal tax rate and provide proof, 'lI
think about it. Live up to your words. I
dare you
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
AOC
The odds of me making over $1O million
in one year while serving in public office
are probably as slim as the odds of the
GOP ever understanding whata
marginal tax rate is
But if it ever got to that, l'd be happy to
contribute more for our bridges,
teachers, and firefighters
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YOU MATCHED WITH DEAUNDRE ON 2/5/19
How often do you hit someone with
your car? Lol
Once a season b
Today 17:31
Damn. U got a hit list or something?
Today 19:14
Only for women with red hair named
Meredith
That's fair
Fuck Meredith
It's okay because I technically saved
this one woman's life. She ended up
having rabies and no one would've
known if I didn't hit her.
I'm starting a fun run for the cure of
rabies in honor of Meredith.
Lol
It's gonna be awesome because we
will help cure rabies
How'd she get rabies?
She got bit by a bat. We had a bat in
our office and our other coworker was
trying to catch it and trapped the bat
with Meredith's head inside of a black
trash bag
Oh yeah Meredith is my coworker.
I...I don't even
I know it's crazy
Sent
So how did you hit here?
Why didn't she get tested after she go
bit by a bat?
I was pulling into our office parking lot
talking to this camera crew that
follows us around. It's for some
documentary or something
And because she's stupid. I don't
know. She pretty cool though because
she will sleep with this guy so we can
get free steak coupons and discounts
on our office supplies.
Wow.... so she's out here getting bit
by bats, hit by cars, and throwing ass
for coupons?
Yeah pretty much. Also her kid is a
stripper and she had a Hysterectomy.
I think that's where you get your
vagina removed or something
Throwing ass for coupons
Throwing ass for coupons
