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Chill, Flight, and Restaurant: Alli Brown @heyitsmeAlliB For me, being "chill" is getting to the airport three hours before take off can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.

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[Manga] I hate when that happens

Advice, Facebook, and Omg: Kristi 1 hour ago- Omg word of advice, NEVER try to cremate your deceased pet in your oven!!! Not only is it the worst smell imaginable they do not turn to ashes they just burn...this day did not start off good! Like Comment 6 16 + But why, why would you do that? Good ol Facebook

Good ol Facebook

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meirl

Pornhub, Fuck, and The Middle: When you're on pornhub and all of the sudden everyone sends you snaps FUCK OFF you CUNTS IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE C’mon guys I’m in the middle of something

C’mon guys I’m in the middle of something

Weird, Brain, and Synonyms: Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A? I wouldn't recommend it. Honestly, your sentences will just sound wrong Everyone will notice you're doing something different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll use weird words. It's not worth the effort involved in spending time online looking up tons of synonyms which don't feel right, just to produce weird, stilted prose. You'd be better off giving up, to be honest 2 outstanding move big brain

big brain

Crying, Phone, and Saw: dead boyfriend @brendonisdead it's called time management, jessica jessi@outsinned 2d i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work???

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Girls, Taco Bell, and Sauce: Me: -kissing my girl's neck while rubbing her thigh and slowly starting to take her panties off- The other people in Taco Bell: Gotta put sauce in that taco

Gotta put sauce in that taco

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Cats, At&t, and Brain: 470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a real asshole." "We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them. Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's being a real shithead." This isn't the first time #42 has ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho explains, "I once ran an experiment to test whether the scent of cats was frightening to rats. We gave them a treat every time they pushed a big red button. Then we sprayed it with cat scent. Literally every single rat was too scared to push the red button Imean, look at this little shithead except #42. He pushed it, winked, and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data screwed my entire thesis. myuuzaki Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell Asshole Rat

Asshole Rat

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Gif, Tumblr, and Vacuum: My kid spent the last 45 minutes pretending to be a robot vacuum cleaner and picked everything up off the floor. He is now sitting silently in the corner recharging. This is peak parenting. I don't know if I will ever top this. <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="406" data-orig-width="375" data-tumblr-attribution="thenatsdorf:FO39eMdrcXn1m4MBsyq-sQ:ZvBtNg2YCfizz"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/ef1401d947a04b3df8b1b59892456168/b3f88b35ce4c8eb6-19/s540x810/6624605a516b7e36f3eda0be89a0381b7ebdf881.gif" data-orig-height="406" data-orig-width="375"/></figure>

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Yo, Headphones, and Wack: *Puts on headphones* *Hears my name* *Takes off headphones* No one called me Funky student Man, you just killed my vibe... That's wiggity-wack, yo. meirl

meirl

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Crying, Friends, and Funny: paul rudd @philsadelphia introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like 1. Where are you happiest? A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends I’m answer A, what about you?

I’m answer A, what about you?

Crying, Dank, and Friends: paul rudd @philsadelphia introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like 1. Where are you happiest? A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends I’m answer A, what about you? by Febuarie MORE MEMES

I’m answer A, what about you? by Febuarie MORE MEMES

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*wipes sweat off of brow*

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Children, Crazy, and Fall: MY MUST LIST LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA He stars as an aeronaut on HBO's His Dark Materials, is at work on movie adaptations of Jonathan Larson's tick, tick...BOOM! and his own In the Heights, is enjoying the success of his latest Broadway undertaking, Freestyle Love Supreme, and gives us daily pep talks on Twitter. But the mega-multitasker still found time to tell EW about a few of the things he really, really loves. TV What We Do in the Shadows (FX) I just binged. It is so genius. The history of incredibly brilliant movies to TV spin-offs is alarmingly poor. They don't usually stick the landing, but I think it's because it's [director Taika Waititi] and the original team, it's just a brilliant expansion of the conceit of the movie. MOVIE Cabaret It's a master class in how to translate the essence of something from stage to screen without literally translating it. The show is really different from the movie, but no one's mad at that movie, because it's brilliant, and that's the toughest act to follow. We're golng for it with In the Heights. I'm going for it with tick, tick...B0OM! I have a lot of projects, so Cabaret is a big source material for inspiration. STAGE Octet This Off Broadway show by Dave Malloy, the com- poser of Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, was the last thing I saw that really knocked my socks off. It's a com- pletely a cappella musical about internet addiction. My wife, who Is a tough audience when it comes to musicals, it was her favorite thing she saw all year. MUSIC Judee Sill The podcast Wonderful, by my friend Griffin McElroy, turned me on to this song- writer from the early '70s. She doesn't have a lot-it's, Wke, two albums and a posthumous album, Just Tke [rapper] Big Pun-but m devouring it because it's like this Southern Joni Mitchell voice that I've never heard. It's gorgeous. HERE BOR IT BOOK Here for It R. Eric Thomas, a Baltimore-bred writer and playwright, is one of my favorite writers. I look forward to his columns every day. His first mem- oir, Here for it [out Feb. 18, 2020], is like if David Sedarls was completely steeped In pop culture Instead of living some- where far away writing about it. It's like pop cul- ture-obsessed, Sedarls- level laugh-out-loud funny BONUS Mister Rogers Neighborhood Can I make a request from the uni- verse? I've watched my children fall In love with Mister Rogers, but I can only find it on demand once a week. It's crazy. They fell In love with it via Daniel Tiger. When they watch, they feel like they're watching Daniel origin stories. But I'd like more, please, because it makes my kids very calm and kind.-As told to Sarah Rodman PHOTOGRAPH BY ERIC RAY DAVIDSON EW COM Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @rachelcmcelroy’s Wonderful!, Judee Sill, Liza Minnelli, @dave_malloy, Daniel Tiger... https://t.co/4PEFEmIGuh

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Blurry tribute.

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

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America, Apple, and Gif: 60% EE WiFiCall 08:38 (VPN Olivia YOU MATCHED WITH OLIVIA ON 16/10/2019. Hey there Olivia, you love to travel? Where's next on the globe trotting adventures I've just got back from seven months in South America 7 months wow! Off to the Caribbean next year... just starting out on the exploring to be fair Yeah! It was a cold cold winter down there I must say. Saw the penguins though I hear they charge £2 for Apple pie there. £4 for rhubarb. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Waiting for my unmatch

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Fall, Lol, and Shit: ellentube somethingaboutsomethingelse: ellenthisisfairuse: TW: war crimes The Ellen Show is throwing false copyright strikes at this video by @rafaelshimunov on twitter of her talk about George Bush with Iraqi war crimes edited into the background. This is supposed to fall under fair use but Ellen does not want this video spreading. She’s so proud of her friendship, lets make sure everyone sees it! Her speech is the height of neoliberal handwringing nonsense. (Also lol liberals and conservatives are both capitalist parties. It’s the same shit, with very minor surface-level differences between them.) Class solidarity for the rich is 1) the status quo, and 2) entails shrugging off war crimes, imperialism, and mass slaughter as a mere “~difference in opinion~” to be “surpassed by friendship”. Then they, like the enraptured audience in the video, applaud themselves their super-special virtuosity because they “crossed the political aisle” (lmfao y'all share the same bed). 🤮

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Videogameads

Hoes, Iphone, and Love: chocolate chip @nikuale niggas love calling women hoes -lets talk about how easy it is to fuck yall though! we don't have to buy a meal, shoes, weed, pay rent, nothing. Y'all just be out here ready to drop them pants & get fucked off a "wyd" 1:44 16 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 12.3K Retweets 36.7K Likes City Boyz serving Ds

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Af, Energy, and Fucking: Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @Wally Wests WHAT EXACTLY IS THE CONSE QUENCES OF BEING WRONG ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE??? EVEN IF IT ALL TURNED OUT TO BE A BIG MISTAKE?? OH NO, WE'VE FUCKING MADE THE WORLD A HEALTHIER AND BETTER PLACE TO LIVE AND GOT OURSELVES OFF UNRENEWABLE ENERGY FOR NO REASON HOW AWFUL! omg-humor: MF the af

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Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit 5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT. STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop. siriuszstar:I’m scared

siriuszstar:I’m scared

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