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Memes, Game, and Horse: 78 ACCOUNTS OF MURDER, 24 ACOUNTS OF HORSE SLAUGHTER, 15 ACCOUNTS OF ROBBERY, 12 ACCOUNTS OF ASSAULT PAYS OFF WITH A PARDON LETTER quickmeme.com Video Game Memes

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Dank, Drugs, and Memes: When the drugs wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler travelling across the universe with a Wookie Don’t do drugs kids… by raikxge MORE MEMES

Don’t do drugs kids… by raikxge MORE MEMES

Bad, Books, and England: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends

Thomas and his friends

Journey, Tinder, and Girl: Hit it off with this girl half way across the world on tinder 5 years ago. Married today. What a journey

Hit it off with this girl half way across the world on tinder 5 years ago. Married today. What a journey

Advice, Ass, and Bad: Saving Your Grades From A Mental Health Crisis What To Do Before, During, And After by SmartStudy.tumblr.com IF YOUR GRADES ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER CONTACT YOUR TEACHERS This should be the first thing you do when you realise you're in crisis. Email them, and explain your situation in short, professional terms. You do not have to include details about your condition. "I have a mental health condition" should suffice as to the nature of the issue. Tell them that you are going to arrange to see a medical professional as soon as possible, and ask what process you should go through to defer/get an extension on assessment, and if they can help you in any way. Other people you may have to contact or CC in the email (depending on your school): University High School Head of House Class Coordinator Faculty/School Admin Disability Advisor Grade Coordinator Head of Department Academic Admin Counsellor School Counsellor Student Advocate BOOK A DOCTOR/THERAPIST APPOINTMENT ASAP This will be the person who can vouch for you the most. It's best if you have seen them before and they know you. If you can't get an appointment within a few days, call them and email them (if you haven't seen them before this will not work). Make sure to check out what counselling your university or school offers. During this appointment, the priority is to make a plan to get you back on your feet. This effort will not be useful if you stay a mess. Once you've figured that out, get two things from this person. One is a medical certificate/letter stating that you have, in fact, been going through this crisis. Second is a letter that describes the nature of the crisis, what treatment you're going through, and which people to contact (psychiatrists, etc.) who can vouch for this. Note: The reason I say to get two letters is because there is still a huge stigma around mental illness, and you don't want to reveal that you've got a disorder that's highly stigmatised, only to have it come back and bite you in the ass later. Don't provide details unless it's necessary or asked for. A STUDENT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS Most schools and institutions will have a list of a student's rights and responsibilities online. Look them up. Know what your rights are as a student. Also look to see if there are state/national laws protecting you, or if your school is a part of a network of schools that has its own code. Some people working in schools still think mental health issues are trivial, and you never know when they're going to ignore a rule to suit themselves. Make sure you can pick on this if it happens to you. Pretty much all schools will have protection in place for students with mental illnesses and disabilities, so even if you a miss a deadline for a form or make another mistake, they should take your exceptional circumstances into account. This is where a student or disability advisor from school can help you. ottom IF YOU HAVEN'T REACHED CRISIS YET TALK TO A DOCTOR/THERAPIST/COUNSELLOR/TRUSTED ADULT If you're going through a hard time, talk to someone who can help you. Any trusted adult or professional can help you get back on your feet before it's too late, or refer you to someone who can. If it's a new issue, you'll have to see someone like a GP who can refer you to a therapist or mental health service. Talk to them about what's been happening, and say that you need help. Sometimes, even talking about the problem can help you feel better. In these situations, they can also help you figure out what you can do at school to catch up/get special help. FIGURE OUT HOW TO STUDY WHILE IN A BAD STATE Even if you're getting help, it might be some time before you're fully back on track. In these instances, try to make the best of a bad situation. Can't leave the house? Access lecture recordings and eBooks. Ask your friends to send you their notes, or ask the teacher if you can submit your homework via email, or through a friend. Have trouble concentrating? Figure out how long you can study without needing a break, and make a schedule around that. Always make sure to ask your teachers if they can help you with this. Whether it be slightly changing the requirements or conditions of a piece of assessment, or simply their understanding that you may not be able to attend perfectly, it can make a big difference with your overall marks. If they don't know you're struggling, they can't help! DON'T PUSH YOURSELF OR OVERTHINK When you realise there's an issue, it's easy to fall into panic or try to power through. Don't do this. It'll just make you more stressed and aggravate the existing problems, which will make things much worse in the long run. Though it's hard to believe sometimes, your health and mental health are more important than your grades. You can't ignore your mind when it's screaming at you that something is wrong. Listen to it, and be easy on yourself. The best way to get back to your full potential to ask for help and give yourself what you need. Take a break when you need one and practise self-care. It's more important than you might things. RECOVERING FROM A BREAKDOWN ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING MAJOR Once the worst has passed, some people try to brush it off and pretend it never happened. They can feel ashamed or embarrassed about what they went through. However, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about, especially if you had a pre-existing mental health condition. Every life has ups and downs and just because yours were a bit more serious than some people's, it doesn't mean that you're weak somehow. The best thing you can do for yourself is to recognise what happened, and work to prevent it from happening again by setting up crisis plans and support networks. GET TUTORING TO CATCH UP If you've fallen behind, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to catch yourself up and get back on track. The best way is to hire a tutor. They can guide you through the work, help you understand difficult concepts, and identify the places you need more help. Yes, tutors can be expensive, but there's a way to get around this. See if there is anyone who took your class the year before who might be willing to tutor you for an hour each week for a discounted prince. Similarly, see if there are any students who can help you in exchange for something like instrument lessons. And if any of your friends are academically gifted, I'm sure they'd be able to help. If all else fails, go to office hours and any free tutoring sessions your school or university offers. Do some research, ask around, see what's there. PACE YOURSELF AND DON'T RUSH IN After a breakdown or crisis, you may be tempted to throw yourself back into your work to catch up. Don't! You'll become overwhelmed and end up back at square one. Remember, you've just been through a very difficult situation and you're not going to get better overnight. Ease yourself in. I definitely recommend starting with a reduced or part-time study load if possible. Remember that you may not be back at your full capacity just yet, and difficulties concentrating and being motivated could make things hard. By starting off slowly, you're able to get used to studying again without too much pressure. DEVELOP A ROUTINE Yes, this advice is in every piece of study advice ever, but you shouldn't develop just any routine. Develop one that allows you plenty of breaks and takes into consider any issues you may have with fatigue or focusing. If your breakdown was caused by overwork, make sure this one is easier on you. Things to include you could include in a healthy routine (but don't micromanage!): "I feel crap" time* Breaks and meals Plenty of sleep and rest "You" time (treat yo self) Time to plan for the next week Exercise (have you tried yoga? Kidding) Meditation/mindfulness Friend/family social time * Remember that the thoughts and feelings caused by mental illness are not shameful, and ignoring and forcing them down will only make them worse. If you need to lie in bed feeling miserable, do it. THINGS TO REMEMBER DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS It can be easy to look at other people and see your own flaws, but it's important to try not to. Every person has different experiences and struggles, so it's not fair to yourself to look at someone without yours and think you're behind in some way. Taking longer to complete your studies isn't shameful. Making mistakes isn't shameful. Needing breaks isn't shameful. You'll get where you need to be in the end. Have patience. GRADES DON'T DEFINE YOU I spent so much of my life thinking my only worth came from my academic success. And guess what? This just led to more anxiety and depression. It's important to realise that things like grades, class rankings, GPAS, and "intelligence" aren't that important. Who you are and what you do is far more important than these arbitrary labels. THERE IS A STIGMA, SO BE PREPARED It's an unfortunate reality, but there is still a stigma against mental health issues and there is a chance it might affect your experiences while dealing with administrative staff and teachers. There have been stories about people telling their people supposed to be guiding them that they have mental health issues, and being dismissed because "it's a girl issue" or "it's all in their head". Be prepared in case this happens to you. Remind people that it's a medical condition and that you can get proof from medical professionals if need be. Plus, there is probably something in your school's policies or even the law that protects you when you have a mental illness. Remember that just because people are ignorant, that doesn't mean your issue is not 100% real and important. Don't let these people make you feel worse. YOU CAN DO THIS In our darkest moments, it can be hard to believe that we're capable of immense strength, but I promise you we are. Whatever obstacle is in your path right now - even if it's your brain chemistry - you are going to get through this. You've made it through every worst day you've had so far. You've made it through the dark and scary moments, and you've come out the other end stronger and wiser. Remember that you are strong, and even when you don't feel like it, there is always support available to help you realise that strength again. tmblimteom apricot-studies: smartstudy: Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through. Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them. And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me. thank you so much for this

apricot-studies: smartstudy: Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot wi...

Dank, Energy, and Head: Sairam Gudiseva 3nd period Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's. Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out to end the obscurity of physics. However,things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that, going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote, " If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists. This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES

This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES

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Sports, 10 2, and Please: 1st LAR 14 2nd 2:00 SEA 3 1st & 10 :15 10-2 7-5 201 1st LAR 14 SEA 3 2nd 2:00 1st & 10 :15 10-2 7-5 “We need the cheerleaders OFF the field please” #SEAvsLAR https://t.co/WLskNQnq6J

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Meme, Target, and Tumblr: rimurutempest: draw your otp meme by @randumbdaze this took about 3 hours and i h8 myself ♡ anyway, ranma and ryoga from that one skating arc (based off of the manga’s outfit designs) please don’t tag as me/kin/ID/etc

rimurutempest: draw your otp meme by @randumbdaze this took about 3 hours and i h8 myself ♡ anyway, ranma and ryoga from that one skating...

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Anon and his firetruck

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Don’t do crack kids

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Hank Hill, Best, and History: The best joke in TV history is when Hank Hill can't get the cap off a can of WD40 so he pulls out second, mini can of WD40 to lubricate it. I used the lubricant to lubricate the lubricant…

I used the lubricant to lubricate the lubricant…

Cartoon Network, Love, and Tumblr: NEW NEW CARTOON NETWORK blitzer6: It’s official; I like Jasper.She’s clearly shown she’s going to be one of those “She’ll never admit it, but she WANTS to be his friend”-type characters. Also I love this “Anti-Hero” route they’re going right now. I doubt this will last but for now it looks like “Jasper’s Redemption” if off to a good start. WOOOHOOOO

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A bit of a dump

Facts, Friends, and Computer: Computer Facts Following @computerfact concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? machine learning algorithm: yes. 12:20 PM - 15 Mar 2018 7,194 Retweets 14,643 Likes 17 7.2K 78 15K Yes

Yes

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Wholesome secrets

Family, Growing Up, and Soon...: AustraliaGuy 163 points · 5 years ago I have a daughter and a son, and I tell them their mother died soon after they were born. She actually died giving birth to them, but I couldn't ever tell them that. I was a mess at the time, and my last words to my wife were angry, I never got to tell her that I loved her. My daughter was adopted by a well off family, involved with the government, while my son was adopted by my brother and his wife. All the time that they spent growing up, they never knew me, and I never got to know them. Only recently did I meet my daughter again, after she had gotten herself into some political trouble. Soon after I met my adult son for the first time. It didn't quite go as planned. I accidentally cut his arm off, then asked him to join me, in galactic dominion. He said no, then jumped out to his apparent death. Ungrateful bastard. Reply Share Save Edit

Run, Tumblr, and Blog: Orcs- The longest smear campaign Though often regarded as an 'unclean' & evil race by outsiders, orcs are known to put a heavy emphasis on staying clean and bathing regularly- more so than most humans. FUBUSTER FROG Пиw The primary reason behind this cultural obsession with cleanliness is that there is no greater shame than dying of an infection off the battlefield. (orcish battlefield surgeons insignia is that of a six- fingered hand) Many outsiders who deal closely with orcs have found that frontline medical care offered by orcish healers and physicians is unmatched in quality. An orcs pride and joy is their tusks and hair, both of which require constant maintenance to look great and lower the risk of disease. This extra attention given to their appearance makes them very appealing, even to other races; the infidelity of spouses who run off with their orcish lovers has resulted in spurned partners spearheading a centuries-long smear campaign against orcs. My new Hus bənd respects me! AUBISTER FROC filibusterfrog:now that ive got a text tool i wanted to re write my last orc post

filibusterfrog:now that ive got a text tool i wanted to re write my last orc post

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meirl

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meirl by HoopsMcKenzie MORE MEMES

Nudes, Mean, and Danny Devito: I mean you're hot I can't say I agree with you but thanks :) You are too Wanna trade nudes Ya which ones do you have I'll trade you two Justin Bieber's if you have a Danny Devito Sent The deal was off…

The deal was off…

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My clever/creative profile clearly wasn’t helping me so I decided to try something even stupider. Let’s see how this goes lol.

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Relatable

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Someone’s Gotten Bitter

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Need company rn

Android, Children, and Shit: 23 You Retweeted Daphne L PortisCC @MissLynneNYC Getting this off my chest. WTF is with the "children lunch debt" bullshit!!??? Prisoners get 3 HOT meals per day, and we can't give a kid a HOT lunch??? Schools even embarrass them by taking their hot lunch away and giving them a sandwich. STOP THIS SHIT! 6:56 PM · 30 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android 55.6K Retweets 215K Likes Welcome to the United States

Welcome to the United States

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Fire, Iphone, and Rap: 27 Vic Retweeted Tyrin @StoneColdIn98 Imagine your shorty's male friend gives her a hug in front of you & lifts her up & spins her around?? Now my chamber spinning & them bullets lifting him off the ground 1:33 PM · Dec 4, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Likes 958 Retweets Dai'Sha @julissiaxo_ · 18h Replying to @StoneColdIn98 I read this in rap battle tone. 27 4 89 BMH @BenMHolloway · 15h I was reading it like this thinking "damn this bar goes hard" This is a fire rap verse!

This is a fire rap verse!

Chill, Fucking, and Netflix: 21 e1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2" I want to do adult things with you.. *whispers* taxes *panting softly" pay the mortgage *moans* make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportuvIty TIN Beats netflix and chill any day

Beats netflix and chill any day

Anime, Period, and Blood: @datalove Masturbating while on your period then licking the blood off your fingers is so hot 9:30 AM · 22 Sep 18 104 Retweets 606 Likes @who_likes_anime Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not ok. …………

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Fucking, Instagram, and Snapchat: 21 e1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2" I want to do adult things with you.. *whispers* taxes *panting softly" pay the mortgage *moans* make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportuvIty TIN Beats Snapchat and Instagram models any day

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Ass, Bad, and Fall: therealraewest Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these "don't vote both parties are bad" or "vote independent!" Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there's all these "don't bother voting, revolution is the only way!" And "your vote isn't gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest" posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don't fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

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Friday, Memes, and Nfl: ALL-TIME TEAM SAFETY FINALISTS 10 CLE 3RD 14 BAL 10:25 CE 20 3. FRALEY 66 GHT 29 68 ED REED 14 IKIT ALL-TIME TEAM SAFETY FINALISTS 10 CLE 3RD 14 BAL 10:31 CB 77 29 68 ED REED (0-2) JACKSONVILLE 17 (1-1) INDIANAPOLIS 14 3RD 1:17 He pulled off the longest interception return in NFL history. Then he broke his own record. Will @TwentyER be a member of the #NFL100 All-Time Team? 📺: #NFL100 ALL-TIME TEAM | FRIDAY 8pm ET on @nflnetwork https://t.co/qIrBRaTyyo

He pulled off the longest interception return in NFL history. Then he broke his own record. Will @TwentyER be a member of the #NFL100 All-...

Af, News, and Phone: jake Follow @squidslippers one time my phone went off duing the a.c.t. but the good news is i had set my ringtone as a recording of me sniffing and clearing my throat... nobody suspected a thing. this is proof that standardized tests don't measure intelligence because that was smart af and i got a 12 7:31 PM - 27 Nov 2017 69,125 Retweets 362,623 Likes slimecourse this was absolutely wild from start to finish .

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Internet, Mobile, and How: HOW PROGRAMMERS HANDLE PROBLEMS You are offline Try: { • Turning off aeroplane mode Turning on mobile data or Wi-Fi • Checking the signal in your area } catch ( ERR_INTERNET DISCONNECTED Exception e) { System.out.println ("You don't have internet"); Problem Handling done

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