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obligatory: astrolavas astrolavas: there are surprisingly few supernatural SheRa AUs so……… here’s an obligatory vampire x werecat catradora AU
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there are surprisingly few supernatural SheRa AUs so……… here’s an obligatory vampire x werecat catradora AU

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Obligatory “titles are hard”

obligatory: zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone o Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. outside in a whle Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix. Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now. Like what? 1 dunno. Pizza rolls? adrlofthedead Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you? Um, it's called 'being polite ...? paullchu l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something? eepeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor? Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken. Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason. steallng-your-wite Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man. 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic clpollakate What's with your thing about n MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME ecks lately? nightrhaln 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins. Souroe: zadigital 936,950 notes Why arent these hickeys going away?
obligatory: zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go
 around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
 Dude, you haven't gone o
 Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.
 outside in a whle
 Are you still up?
 Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix.
 Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now.
 Like what?
 1 dunno. Pizza rolls?
 adrlofthedead
 Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you?
 Um, it's called 'being polite ...?
 paullchu
 l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I
 think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit.
 Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?
 eepeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?
 Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.
 Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason.
 steallng-your-wite
 Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man.
 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic
 clpollakate
 What's with your thing about n
 MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME
 ecks lately?
 nightrhaln
 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer
 This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
 Souroe: zadigital
 936,950 notes
Why arent these hickeys going away?

Why arent these hickeys going away?

obligatory: Verizon LTE 1:12 AM @ 7058% omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts navonneedsahug Follow zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while." "Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn." "Are you still up?" "Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix." "Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now." "Like what?" "I dunno. Pizza rolls?" adriofthedead "Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?" "Um, it's called 'being polite...?" paulichu "I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit." samarajournal "Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?" espeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?" "..Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken." "Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason." stealing-your-wife "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man." nickthepigeon "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic" cipollakate "What's with your thing about necks lately?" "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME" nightrhain "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer." samwise-the-true-hero This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins 935,331 notesD Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Vampire?
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 omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts
 navonneedsahug Follow
 zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a
 vampire, but didn't realize it. So then
 they go around and keep misidentifying
 all the symptoms, like
 "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a
 while."
 "Yeah, last time I went out I got this
 wicked sunburn."
 "Are you still up?"
 "Yeah, I started bing watching this
 show on Netflix."
 "Dude, I'm seriously craving something
 right now."
 "Like what?"
 "I dunno. Pizza rolls?"
 adriofthedead
 "Why is it that you never come into my
 house unless I invite you?"
 "Um, it's called 'being polite...?"
 paulichu
 "I tried cooking with garlic the other
 night and got this serious burn on my
 hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm
 getting on Google is vampire bullshit."
 samarajournal
 "Dude can a mirror like... stop working
 or something?"
 espeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting
 pictures of the floor?"
 "..Those are meant to be selfies, I
 guess my camera must be broken."
 "Dude, I am all for you expressing your
 religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifix when I'm around? It really
 bugs me for some reason."
 stealing-your-wife
 "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s
 are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man."
 nickthepigeon
 "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for
 like... aesthetic"
 cipollakate
 "What's with your thing about necks
 lately?"
 "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY
 OWN HOME"
 nightrhain
 "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD,
 and it says I have cancer."
 samwise-the-true-hero
 This last addition made the reblog
 obligatory. This one wins
 935,331 notesD
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Vampire?

Vampire?

obligatory: The Hill @thehill Follow Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 5:40 PM 2 Oct 2018 TEXAS @UTProbs Follow Austin, TX just banned restaurants from throwing away uneaten food. They have to donate the food to people, send it to local animal farms, or compost it It's crazy that ppl are upset about this... THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING The Hill thehill Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 ヒ, 12:16 PM 3 Oct 2018 600 e蒘40. 6,025 Retweets 16,640 Likes spillybun: greater-than-the-sword: orangehatposts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: I would rather that giving away unused food would be an option rather than obligatory, but I’m interested to see how this plays out. Always seemed dumb that they just threw it away, having them be forced to donate it isn’t good but I suppose it’s better than nothing? Would be better to give them incentive like a tax break or something if they donate their uneaten but still perfectly edible food The use of force is (most likely) unnecessary, all you have to do is remove their legal liability for donating it and they will. Also yeah a tax break I love how they’re acting like restaurants are just greedy and chose to throw out all the food instead of it being the government that was keeping them from doing charity, as the government often does because the government wants to be the one people are forced to rely on for what they need. “The government made it harder to do something! Clearly the answer here is more government!”
obligatory: The Hill
 @thehill
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 Restaurants in Austin now banned from
 throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3
 5:40 PM 2 Oct 2018

 TEXAS
 @UTProbs
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 Austin, TX just banned restaurants from
 throwing away uneaten food. They have
 to donate the food to people, send it to
 local animal farms, or compost it
 It's crazy that ppl are upset about this...
 THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING
 The Hill thehill
 Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away
 food hill.cm/GarAUL3
 ヒ,
 12:16 PM 3 Oct 2018
 600 e蒘40.
 6,025 Retweets 16,640 Likes
spillybun:

greater-than-the-sword:


orangehatposts:


patron-saint-of-smart-asses:
I would rather that giving away unused food would be an option rather than obligatory, but I’m interested to see how this plays out.
Always seemed dumb that they just threw it away, having them be forced to donate it isn’t good but I suppose it’s better than nothing? Would be better to give them incentive like a tax break or something if they donate their uneaten but still perfectly edible food


The use of force is (most likely) unnecessary, all you have to do is remove their legal liability for donating it and they will. Also yeah a tax break 


I love how they’re acting like restaurants are just greedy and chose to throw out all the food instead of it being the government that was keeping them from doing charity, as the government often does because the government wants to be the one people are forced to rely on for what they need.


“The government made it harder to do something! Clearly the answer here is more government!”

spillybun: greater-than-the-sword: orangehatposts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: I would rather that giving away unused food would be...

obligatory: ticcytx: You dummy! Obligatory fanart because in these days I re-watched madoka magica (and the movies) while I was working, and yeah, it’s alwasy great… these nerds tho bye
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You dummy!

Obligatory fanart because in these days I re-watched madoka magica (and the movies) while I was working, and yeah, it’s alwasy great…
these nerds tho
bye

ticcytx: You dummy! Obligatory fanart because in these days I re-watched madoka magica (and the movies) while I was working, and yeah,...

obligatory: jumpingiacktrash vertisol ndedfunyarin dduane aurelai standbyfortitanfall thal heliosapollo losed A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN yes hello i am here to learn geometries That crow is more prepared than some of my students. You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectiy possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans. Corvids. Who KNOWS.) Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn't know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are they still shit all over the place and eat garbage ok but so do we Obligatory reference to Unidan
obligatory: jumpingiacktrash
 vertisol
 ndedfunyarin
 dduane
 aurelai
 standbyfortitanfall
 thal
 heliosapollo
 losed
 A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE
 HAD A PEN
 yes hello i am here to learn geometries
 That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
 You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this
 crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is
 trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet
 wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans
 put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to
 return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL
 THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
 Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectiy
 possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it
 belongs to humans.
 Corvids. Who KNOWS.)
 Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason
 and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn't know each other each
 take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab
 meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had
 separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized
 that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting
 over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the
 scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and
 the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a
 peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter
 than we are
 they still shit all over the place and eat garbage
 ok but so do we
Obligatory reference to Unidan

Obligatory reference to Unidan

obligatory: weeklybelgie: obligatory school AU
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obligatory school AU

weeklybelgie: obligatory school AU

obligatory: An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To... tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my curent job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the lttle ever- expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. A woman who slipped me a business card (in ieu of tip) for a laser tatto0 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pead-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, #1 could load it for her (I didnt). -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mal system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorties A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middie-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans. Multiple instances of people asking if# I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote "get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) - An elderty man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard. He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldnt do anything. A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail -A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt. An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza. -A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) al about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order. I dunno. - An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the floor and muttered 1... I don't know... - Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis - A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a fullgrown woman - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves- everywhere. - A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him holowpoint bulets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios nstead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag this was so worth reading Souroe: tybaar story time his is. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy Pizza for Strange People
obligatory: An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To...
 tybaar
 It's coming up on a year now since I got my curent job as a pizza delivery
 girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the lttle ever-
 expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember
 some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries
 So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza
 customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far
 A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into
 a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash.
 A woman who slipped me a business card (in ieu of tip) for a laser tatto0
 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin
 back to how God intended it to be.
 At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice.
 - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather
 classy) pead-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to
 load it (I do) and also, #1 could load it for her (I didnt).
 -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently
 extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire.
 -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in
 front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then
 explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the
 mal system and demanded my social security number so he could report
 me to the proper authorties
 A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a
 case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them.
 - A hotel room full of badass middie-aged women all dressed as Professor
 McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted
 on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them.
 A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed
 katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans.
 Multiple instances of people asking if# I would sell them pot. (bitch get
 your own dealer sheesh)
 A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently
 was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter
 -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote "get a
 real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt.
 A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of
 Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in
 every shot
 Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the
 gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered)
 - An elderty man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit
 receipt
 - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he
 works so hard. He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I
 couldnt do anything.
 A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+sandals (indoors) who
 straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying
 and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail
 -A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to
 believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers
 icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her
 children while pointing back at me.
 A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play
 WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double
 - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively
 large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully,
 HIS copy of the receipt.
 An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road
 before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza.
 -A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt,
 specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a
 check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the
 For section
 A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) al
 about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me
 an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order. I dunno.
 - An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I
 complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and
 asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the
 floor and muttered 1... I don't know...
 - Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis
 - A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned
 to vomit into her mailbox
 A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving
 birth to a fullgrown woman
 - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated
 community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what
 appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a
 quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display
 racks, tables, shelves- everywhere.
 - A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original
 Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add.
 A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring
 Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear
 anything he was saying.
 An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could
 score him holowpoint bulets.
 - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt
 have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios
 nstead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag
 this was so worth reading
 Souroe: tybaar story time his is.
 219,895 notes
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