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Android, Funny, and Twitter: Dave Keenan
PunLovinLad
1999: Teenager sneaks outside
home to drink alcohol
2009: Teenager sneaks outside
home to smoke weed
2019: Teenager sneaks outside
home to get measles vaccine
6:20 PM 2/11/19 Twitter for Android
Kids these days are just NUTS!
Kids these days are just NUTS!
Club, Pressure, and Tumblr: This is a genuine Ad from 1964
when WD-40 was first released
If you don't read anything else
today this one just might make
you laugh out loud
Do You Have
IGHT NUTS
or
A RUSTY TOOL?
then use
WD 40
in the MAN SIZE
PRESSURE PACK
Makes old iools like new egoĆn
Tools slide ia ond out with ease
ā
* Lubricates dry passage ways
Makes screwing a pleasure
Gives better penetration
BUY SOME TRY SOME
FOR EMERGENCIES
WD 40 ITS GOOD STUFF
KEEP A SPARE PACK IN YOUR CAR
laughoutloud-club:
WD 40 - No Wonder Its a Magic Lubricant.
laughoutloud-club: WD 40 - No Wonder Its a Magic Lubricant.
Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE
text in MSPa
Do r rotate
omegapausestuck:
koobaxion:
alphaplayfree:
alienpapacy:
you ever see an image and think āi may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnierā
ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, thatās the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isnāt this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
Ā STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
Iām sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who donāt, Iāll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that littleĀ āMaintain Aspect Rationā checkbox there, but thatās not important right now.
wHat weāre focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
up
and down.
āBUT 5IDER!!!!!ā you say,Ā āTHAT DOESNāT LOOK ROTATED AT ALLā
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ā S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things likeĀ
and
But thatās neither here nor thereā¦ what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
HOME RUN!
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesnāt exactly match up with its negative dimensionā¦
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? thereās a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90Ā° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45Ā° rotations.
Fortunately, Iāve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasureā¦ i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
Have fun!
You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.
Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think āi may see something as funny as this again, but...
Animals, Dogs, and Megan: Blind woman told to get off bus
'because guide dogs can't be black'
Kate Buck Thursday 10 Jan 2019 1:46 pm
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A blind woman was told to 'get her f*****g dog off a bus' by a
passenger who didn't believe guide dogs could be any other colour
than 'yellow
Megan Taylor, 22, was on the bus with her guide dog Rowley when the
unnamed woman approached her and said: Why is there a f*****g dog on
the bus? Get it off
But when Megan tried to politely' explain Rowley was an assistance dog,
she claims the woman called her a liar because guide dogs are yellow
Labradors and your dog is black
1
Megan Taylor was told to get off a bus when a woman thought guide dogs cannot be black
(Picture: Liverpool Echo)
fauxginger:
momo-de-avis:
doggos-with-jobs:
Look how sad he is
We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs
This is next level nuts too because (in the uk where this took place) animals are allowed on public transport regardless of if they are assistance animals or not, theyāre just not allowed to be loose
fauxginger: momo-de-avis: doggos-with-jobs: Look how sad he is We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs This is next...
![Crazy, Driving, and Fire: ceasarslegion
Reporter in the Marvel unviverse:
Anthony Stark, well-known as a
generous philanthropist, the CEO of
Stark Industries, and his alter-ego
"Iron Man," under fire today after
a controversial video he posted to
his personal Vine account went
viral. The short footage showed
Stark in the passenger seat of a
car, driving by an anti-homosexual
rally, repeatedly shouting "I love
sucking [expletive for male
genitalia]" out of the open window.
purgatoryandme
A+ Concept, I love it, I'm dying, it's too good.
It becomes the hottest new meme throughout
the US. Every single time there's some
homophobic rally, Hell, every time there's a rally
held by homophobes whether or not the rally
was ABOUT homophobia there's now teens
doing drive-by's being like "Ahem, this one is
for Tony Stark ILOVE SUCKING [expletive for
male genitalia]". The meme keeps escalating
as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep
out what they are saying in real time and on
Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a
repulser charging up
The whole thing drives homophobes crazy.
They hate it so much, it literally has some
people trying to create their own counter meme
("I love sucking UP TO JESUS") that goes very
very badly (exactly how you'd expect). So, out
of options, they try to sue Tony.
Everybody should know better than to sue
Tony.
His lawyers tear them apart. There's an unholy
grin on Tony's face during the entire publicized
case - he's in a rainbow suit. He's in rainbow
shades. He's wearing a harness over his suit
and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints
everywhere he goes. His tie says "I love
sucking [REPULSER NOISE]. Twitter goes nuts.
A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is
sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of
a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign,
becomes a reaction image nobody can resist.
You wanna represent how tired you are of
homophobic comments? That's your image. It's
usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the
background, military dress uniform smeared in
glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed
to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying
for death
this is canon now](https://pics.esmemes.com/ceasarslegion-reporter-in-the-marvel-unviverse-anthony-stark-well-known-as-41990968.png)
Harry Potter, Wizards, and Old: kikisdeliveryservice1989
did Harry Potter really have a currency
called a knut??? how did preteen (and
let's be real twenty year old) wizards deal
w that??
tinyluxmachine
"and how are you paying for your
preordered copy of "Super Rad And
Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And
Where To Totally Find Them" by Rubeus
Hagrid?
"with deez knuts"
didyousaymaraudersormurder
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen
I've been laughing for 5 minutes please
deez kuh-nuts
deez kuh-nuts
Tumblr, Good, and Live: ontarom
Adult Content
Basics
Is adult-oriented content allowed on Tumblr?
Sure. We have no problem with that kind of stuff. Go nuts. Show nuts. Whatever
Does anybody remember this "go nuts, show
nuts, whatever" gem? Oh how the mighty have
fallen.
mudaship39
You either die a hero or live long enough to see
yourself become a villain
The good olā days
The good olā days
