🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Nuts

Cute, Sex, and Shit: r/teenagers Sex is great but Social Have vou ever seen a girl genuinely smile That shit is better than nutting T, Share 9.7k BEST COMMENTS ▼ c... 7h 15 my heart nuts when I see a cute smile Reply 會3.5k 7h 1,000,000 Attende... Honestly, its the purest thing on earth 1.7k Dunno if this fits

Dunno if this fits

Memes, Trees, and Reason: Squirrels forget where they hide some, if not most of their nuts and according to ecologists, they are the reason for millions of trees being planted f/didyouknowpagel@didyouknowpage

Funny, Saw, and Stan: babygirlmoka: tooiconic: crystallizednebula: mis3rybiscuits: breadwolf: weloveshortvideos: Kmart deserves commercial of the year OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them I’m in tears I stan Kmart now??????? Ok, but have you seen this one? Nuts to the FCC

babygirlmoka: tooiconic: crystallizednebula: mis3rybiscuits: breadwolf: weloveshortvideos: Kmart deserves commercial of the year OH THE...

Chess, Games, and Hotel: ollivandiers What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? mypreciousfandomss What? ollivandiers Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer brennerdee delete this Amazing

Amazing

Dank, Today, and All The: Just a cup or two To get a jump start on All the nuts I have to Deal with today

Dank, Time, and Arent You: YOU'REASPECIAL KINDA NUTS AREN'T YOU? You have to be at this time of night

You have to be at this time of night

Adidas, Dank, and Magic: adida This magicianis actually nuts adidas UNILAD These magic tricks are absolutely mindblowing! 😱🙌 Wian

These magic tricks are absolutely mindblowing! 😱🙌 Wian

Earth, Gun, and Dark: "FITS ALL STANDARD PICATİNNY RAILS Flat Dark Earth Mods I'll take your entire stock Perfect for Gun Nuts

Perfect for Gun Nuts

Instagram, News, and Lost: BREAKING NEWS Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a Mummy covered in chocolate & nuts. Excited they believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Roche AIOSHONE Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

Barcelona, Diego Costa, and Soccer: Diego Costa got a red card vs Barcelona because he said to referee Gil Manzano: "I s**t on your f***ing mother". The guy is absolutely nuts. 🤦 https://t.co/n4kzOccEB8

Diego Costa got a red card vs Barcelona because he said to referee Gil Manzano: "I s**t on your f***ing mother". The guy is absolutely nuts...

Cars, Traffic, and Tumblr: This crow is throwing nuts from wires, so the cars underneath can break them. Then waits for the traffic lights to turn green so he can eat his nuts in peace lolzandtrollz: That Is One Clever Little Rascal

lolzandtrollz: That Is One Clever Little Rascal

Bruh, Chill, and Parents: GMP Wigan East 7 December at 13:35 Wigan East WANTED PERSON Caylan Clossick, 18yrs, is wanted by the police. If you have any information as to his whereabouts please contact 101 Like CommenShare 16,543 people like this. 25,234 shares Top Comments Brad Smith Found him down the nuts n bolts Isle in BnQ Like Reply 53,836 Yesterday at 09:39 878 Replies , 2 mins lan Christopher He was looking through the plane window on my flight to Spain last week.. Like , Reply- , 55,548 . Yesterday at 02:43 1350 Replies , 2 mins Tez Taylor They cant get near him. He hears them coming a mile away. Like Reply 27,072 7 December at 14:30 Edited 127 Replies 19 mins David Fields How u gonna catch someone that can fly Like Reply 26,515 7 December at 17:11 158 Replies 10 mins Jack Straughan He has left traces of his whereabouts in the metro centre Like , Reply- 31,004 . Yesterday at 13:15 194 Replies 8 mins Reece Emanuel Its okay, hes not on the run. Master gave him a sock Like Reply 16,321 Yesterday at 13:46. Edited 400 Replies 4 mins Barry Lomax I'm just ear for the comments Like Reply 38,291 7 December at 22:11 240 Replies 11 mins Will Vennard When your 10 minutes into Dumbo and chill and he gives you X this look Like Reply 21,422 23 hrs 390 Replies 10 mins Jack Winrow New Can you not pick him up on your radio with them badboys? Like . Reply- 11,436 . 7 December at 16:21 38 Replies 1 hr Nathan Edwards His parents were unavailable for comment.. Like Reply 07,211 17 hrs Edited 62 Replies 41 mins Andy Mann How many pencils could you fit behind one of them Like Reply 8,863 7 December at 23.22 73 Replies 6 mins Brent Kilner Last knows whereabouts: orbiting the earths atmosphere. Like Reply 7,895 21 hrs 120 Replies 27 mins Andrew Keiller With the wind we've been having recently this lad could be anywhere. Like Reply 6,467 Yesterday at 09:37 Edited 106 Replies 3 mins hoesnevergetcold: thagoodthings: vbdul: rudegyalchina: Bruh Y they just flame him lmfao I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this who knew white ppl had it in them

hoesnevergetcold: thagoodthings: vbdul: rudegyalchina: Bruh Y they just flame him lmfao I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white pp...

Work, Dirty, and Arms: ID LIKE TO THANK MY LEGS, FO SUPPORTING ME Dirty Work 2 Mced Nut Protograpay by The Cly MY ARMS, FOR ALWAYS BEIN BY MY SIDE. AND MY FINGERS... COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON THEM Shout out to my Nuts for hanging in there..

Shout out to my Nuts for hanging in there..

Omg, Tumblr, and Blog: bloody-nips: these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my iild IMPERIAL NUTS omg-humor: Skrt skrt

omg-humor: Skrt skrt

Ali, Another One, and Dank: Ali @hordstar giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts fatizhanls @thatboldass Replying to @hordstar have you had a baby? Ali @hordstar Replying to @thatboldass no but over the years women say lets have another one i never hear a man saying' come on hit me on the nuts again' Kicked in the nuts VS having a baby by KnewbornG MORE MEMES

Kicked in the nuts VS having a baby by KnewbornG MORE MEMES

Gif, Reddit, and Sex: when you're trying to make a sex tape but your man nuts early, so now it's a 'gif ak srsfunny: Still good for Reddit tho

srsfunny: Still good for Reddit tho

Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

Facts, Internet, and Life: Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older: - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. . Life is sexually transmitted. . Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing .All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attenton to criticism . In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird. and people take Prozac to make it normal Don't wory about old age: it doesn't last that long.

Fucking, Some More, and Tumblr: 54 literally go fucking nuts 58 controlled nuts mybrainkindahoyts: Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

mybrainkindahoyts: Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

Memes, Trees, and World: It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

Crazy, Fucking, and Gym: Dan @DanMartin7 This storm is fucking nuts. Was on my way to the gym and it's blown me into the pub. Madness It was a crazy storm..

It was a crazy storm..

Fucking, Gym, and Memes: Dan @DanMartin7 This storm is fucking nuts. Was on my way to the gym and it's blown me into the pub. Madness Dammit Gareth 😂

Dammit Gareth 😂

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: NEW! 1901 SAT,AT 140M| SUGARS SAT FAT SODIUM SUGARS CALORIES PER 3/4 CUP SERVING ORIGINS TM KD fruit & nutblend A Delightful Cereal Mixture of Crunchy Toasted Oats, a Blend of Bran and Corn Flakes, Nuts and Wholesome Dried Fruits Fla Grain cranberry Cas FRENC walnuut GRAN LAVORS Flakes Aiues CORN PUFFS GORILLA MUNCH bigsphinxofquartz: I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore

bigsphinxofquartz: I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore

Anime, Family, and Girls: When your mom pulls up the family computer history and asks who's been searching "big tiddie anime girls" It is I who nuts to that Throwback

Throwback

Trash, Another, and Can: Me stuffing another tissue into my overflowing trash can NVTS NuTS NUTS UTS Nuts NuTS NUTS Nu NNTS At least 4 times a day

At least 4 times a day

Memes, Party, and 🤖: PARTY WE'RE NOT PERFECT, BUT THEY'RE NUTS.

Crying, Dank, and Dude: 8:04 Tweet Mike Primavera @primawesome When I was 8 I got lost at the mall and started crying because I couldn't find my mom so then a security guarc came to help me but I punched hinm in the nuts as hard as I could because stranger danger and that dude still had to help me find my mom. I think about him a lot. 2:38 PM 25 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 822 Likes meirl by throwramblings MORE MEMES

meirl by throwramblings MORE MEMES

Crying, Dude, and Iphone: 8:04 Tweet Mike Primavera @primawesome When I was 8 I got lost at the mall and started crying because I couldn't find my mom so then a security guarc came to help me but I punched hinm in the nuts as hard as I could because stranger danger and that dude still had to help me find my mom. I think about him a lot. 2:38 PM 25 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 822 Likes meirl

meirl

Beer, Lol, and Memes: HEY O BEEN EATING NOTHINGBUTİİ IHAVEVyES )| NEIGHHEALTHYGRAINS AND NUTS. Plus | | A RAT? BOR II VE BEEN GOING FOR LONG HIKES|| QUESTION PHIL. AND TEN-MICE RUNS. IF YOU'RE How I INTERESTED IN THE LIFESTYLE, I GOES I CAN ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU WHYDO HEALTH- CONSCIOUS PEOPLE 11 ETOOK HIS ATLEAST lol GRANOLA |'' BEER LOOKTHELEAST |ξ| AND WENT /GNES ME HOME. A ROSY HEALTHY. GLOW! MAY HAVE

Ramen, Rockets, and Man: Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets y f I LIKE thousandkns Wait what???????

Wait what???????

Ali, Another One, and Dank: Tweet Ali @hordstar 6m giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts 3 farwa @thatboldass @hordstar have you had a baby? 3/18/17, 5:12 PM Ali @hordstar 1m @thatboldass no but over the years women say 'lets have another one' i never hear a man saying come on hit me on the nuts again'

Sorry, Yeah, and Appreciate: 2/22/19 9:42 PM Hey! Sorry for the late reply To be honest, it sounds like you've got a lot on your plate right now & think I'm just looking for something more serious. Hope you understand No sweat, I appreciate the honesty! Yeah, stuff has been pretty nuts for me recently. Good luck finding what you're looking for Message Camille? Another reminder that it takes 30 seconds to send a text and its infinitely more mature than ghosting

Another reminder that it takes 30 seconds to send a text and its infinitely more mature than ghosting

Memes, Phone, and Bear: Bear gets hit in the nuts @Gusda3rd I feel this bears pain through the phone😂😯😯

I feel this bears pain through the phone😂😯😯

Best, Drive, and Quiet: "I hope the strong women out there aren't quiet and they don't go away, because when people attack you for speaking, the best way to drive them nuts is to smile and carry on speaking - louder, more wisely, more intensely, more articulately than ever." Neil Gaiman

Ramen, Rockets, and Man: Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets y f I LIKE 11thousandkns Excuse me, what?!?!

Excuse me, what?!?!

Cocaine, Evolution, and Comics: Darwin's finches and their highly speciallized beaks l. Seeds 2. Nuts 3. Nectar 4. Froot Loops 5. Cocaine 6. Espresso BigFat Comics Evolution

Evolution

Memes, Valentine's Day, and Happy: ou take my breath oway 'm nuts a bout YoU a nd Kiss e S 1lantzmike 💘 Repost @lantzmike ・・・ Happy Valentine's day! I downloaded and printed some Liz Climo valentines for Jenny and Joel. Of the ones I printed these are my favorites! LizClimoValentines

💘 Repost @lantzmike ・・・ Happy Valentine's day! I downloaded and printed some Liz Climo valentines for Jenny and Joel. Of the ones I printed ...

Android, Funny, and Twitter: Dave Keenan PunLovinLad 1999: Teenager sneaks outside home to drink alcohol 2009: Teenager sneaks outside home to smoke weed 2019: Teenager sneaks outside home to get measles vaccine 6:20 PM 2/11/19 Twitter for Android Kids these days are just NUTS!

Kids these days are just NUTS!

Lol, Love, and Phone: To see her husband's reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: "I left, I'm not coming back." Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: -I'm going now. The other nut's gone. I'm on my way, remember I love you so much He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote. I can see your feet. I went for bread Stop being retarded and make dinner.. lol How to scare your wife

How to scare your wife

Club, Pressure, and Tumblr: This is a genuine Ad from 1964 when WD-40 was first released If you don't read anything else today this one just might make you laugh out loud Do You Have IGHT NUTS or A RUSTY TOOL? then use WD 40 in the MAN SIZE PRESSURE PACK Makes old iools like new egoín Tools slide ia ond out with ease ★ * Lubricates dry passage ways Makes screwing a pleasure Gives better penetration BUY SOME TRY SOME FOR EMERGENCIES WD 40 ITS GOOD STUFF KEEP A SPARE PACK IN YOUR CAR laughoutloud-club: WD 40 - No Wonder Its a Magic Lubricant.

laughoutloud-club: WD 40 - No Wonder Its a Magic Lubricant.

Brand, Why, and Own: WHY DOESN'T ALDI'S HAVE THEIR OWN BRAND OF NUTS CALLED ALDI'S NUTS? why

why

Superman, Target, and Tumblr: They call it the Superman Challenge. Over 85,500 Dads and Grandpas are going totally NUTS This Cuts Fats -Like A Hot K...LEARN MORE kermitpurple: Here’s how Bernie can still win

kermitpurple: Here’s how Bernie can still win

Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!! STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but...

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Adult Content Basics Is adult-oriented content allowed on Tumblr? Sure. We have no problem with that kind of stuff. Go nuts. Show nuts. Whatever. mudaship39: ontarom: Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

mudaship39: ontarom: Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen. You either die a hero or...

Life, Memes, and Pirate: What a pirate says when he gets kicked in the nuts @a.memeingless.life MENARDS hehe im totally having a mental breakdown so here’s memes

hehe im totally having a mental breakdown so here’s memes

Dank, Homie, and Train: When you're next in line on the train and the homie nuts in her. so relatable damn

so relatable damn

Love, Target, and Tumblr: ladymarlboro: back-that-sass-up: TERRIFIC stuff by the cat! i love how the crowd goes nuts

ladymarlboro: back-that-sass-up: TERRIFIC stuff by the cat! i love how the crowd goes nuts

Gif, Today, and Think: Hannah Today 1:52 PM Do you like hoodies? Cause you're hoodies nuts wanna be slapping against Sent Type a message... GIF I think I did the line wrong

I think I did the line wrong

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: ladymarlboro: back-that-sass-up: TERRIFIC stuff by the cat! i love how the crowd goes nuts

ladymarlboro: back-that-sass-up: TERRIFIC stuff by the cat! i love how the crowd goes nuts

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