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Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to thee ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over sim shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean feniczoroark: larjmarge: itsperegrine: the-mighty-birdy: carolina-viking: th3laugh1ngt0mat0: carolina-viking: Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts gondorcallsforaid.rar I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face If I have to read this, so do you. This is funnier than it should be Omfg
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 >main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 apparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 211 KB JPG
 save my filthy soul
 "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 i dont shit that day
 next day i fiber myself up even more
 i dont shit that day either
 >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 si have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 it's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 >no sound other than the whistling hiss
 suddenly stops
 the hole is plugged
 SOS
 >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
 >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 >now the fun begins
 a fart that could do more damage to thee
 ozone layer than aerosol ever did is
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 my guts are yelling in german
 sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 belly
 most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 point
 just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 after an hour it finally seems to be over
 sim shivering and crying
 both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 gondorcallsforaid.rar
 shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
feniczoroark:

larjmarge:
itsperegrine:

the-mighty-birdy:


carolina-viking:

th3laugh1ngt0mat0:

carolina-viking:

Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE


Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts

gondorcallsforaid.rar


I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face 

If I have to read this, so do you.


This is funnier than it should be

Omfg

feniczoroark: larjmarge: itsperegrine: the-mighty-birdy: carolina-viking: th3laugh1ngt0mat0: carolina-viking: Holy fucking shit I CAN...

Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: erotetica: catchymemes: I only drink free-range, organic water Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound
Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: erotetica:
catchymemes:

I only drink free-range, organic water


Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

erotetica: catchymemes: I only drink free-range, organic water Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

Fucking, Music, and Run: <p><a href="http://jenellelynn.tumblr.com/post/161248738695/burndownmiddletown-mr-hoodrat" class="tumblr_blog">jenellelynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://burndownmiddletown.tumblr.com/post/157306904829/mr-hoodrat-roe-your-boat-disparition" class="tumblr_blog">burndownmiddletown</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mr-hoodrat.tumblr.com/post/132020962885/roe-your-boat-disparition-afloydianslip" class="tumblr_blog">mr-hoodrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roe-your-boat.tumblr.com/post/131627724089">roe-your-boat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disparition.tumblr.com/post/131620660853">disparition</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afloydianslip.tumblr.com/post/125783513718">afloydianslip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fencehopping.tumblr.com/post/121764234288">fencehopping</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.</p> </blockquote> <p>H O W </p> <p>like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W </p> <p>HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE</p> <p>HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR???</p> <p>H O W</p> </blockquote> <p>The vibrations aren’t “turned into” music, they <i>are</i> music. When vibrations occur inside your inner ear, your brain processes this as sound.</p> <p>The grooves in a record are an analogy for these vibrations, a method of remembering them so that they can be recreated later on. </p> <p>Put your hand on a speaker while loud music is playing and you’ll feel the vibrations. Those are exactly the same vibrations happening inside your ear when you hear the music. </p> <p>But how do you capture that? </p> <p>Take a surface that vibrates strongly when a sound is played, like the skin of a drumhead for example. Connect that surface to a little tool - when sound causes the surface to vibrate, the tool digs a little bit into some wax, leaving behind a pattern that matches - in proportion - the vibrations of the surface caused by the sound. This is your analogy (hence: analog music). </p> <p>Now, when there’s no sound playing, you run that little tool back over the pattern. This causes the skin to vibrate again, this time in response to the tool running over the pattern instead of because of an external sound. The vibrations should match, proportionally, the original vibrations of the music.. and thus these new vibrations, if you were to amplify them, would be a recreation or “recording” of the original music. </p> <p>That’s oversimplified of course and things have changed a lot since the days of wax, but that is very basically how the process of recording music worked at first, and the general idea of how sound gets from a groove in a record into your brain. </p> </blockquote> <p>(reblogging for Disparition commentary) </p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you Science side of tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p>I hugely appreciate people taking to the time explain stuff like this, as it helps put an end to the “wow, science is magic!” trope that’s become far too common.</p> </blockquote> <p>First of all, science IS magic and you can never convince me otherwise. Second of all, it AMAZES me that we can record not just approximate sound, but WORDS! And breaths! And fingers sliding on guitar strings! HOW?! It’s amazing. And magic.</p></blockquote>
Fucking, Music, and Run: <p><a href="http://jenellelynn.tumblr.com/post/161248738695/burndownmiddletown-mr-hoodrat" class="tumblr_blog">jenellelynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://burndownmiddletown.tumblr.com/post/157306904829/mr-hoodrat-roe-your-boat-disparition" class="tumblr_blog">burndownmiddletown</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://mr-hoodrat.tumblr.com/post/132020962885/roe-your-boat-disparition-afloydianslip" class="tumblr_blog">mr-hoodrat</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roe-your-boat.tumblr.com/post/131627724089">roe-your-boat</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disparition.tumblr.com/post/131620660853">disparition</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afloydianslip.tumblr.com/post/125783513718">afloydianslip</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fencehopping.tumblr.com/post/121764234288">fencehopping</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>H O W </p>
<p>like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W </p>
<p>HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE</p>
<p>HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR???</p>
<p>H O W</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The vibrations aren’t “turned into” music, they <i>are</i> music. When vibrations occur inside your inner ear, your brain processes this as sound.</p>
<p>The grooves in a record are an analogy for these vibrations, a method of remembering them so that they can be recreated later on. </p>
<p>Put your hand on a speaker while loud music is playing and you’ll feel the vibrations. Those are exactly the same vibrations happening inside your ear when you hear the music. </p>
<p>But how do you capture that? </p>
<p>Take a surface that vibrates strongly when a sound is played, like the skin of a drumhead for example. Connect that surface to a little tool - when sound causes the surface to vibrate, the tool digs a little bit into some wax, leaving behind a pattern that matches - in proportion - the vibrations of the surface caused by the sound. This is your analogy (hence: analog music). </p>
<p>Now, when there’s no sound playing, you run that little tool back over the pattern. This causes the skin to vibrate again, this time in response to the tool running over the pattern instead of because of an external sound. The vibrations should match, proportionally, the original vibrations of the music.. and thus these new vibrations, if you were to amplify them, would be a recreation or “recording” of the original music. </p>
<p>That’s oversimplified of course and things have changed a lot since the days of wax, but that is very basically how the process of recording music worked at first, and the general idea of how sound gets from a groove in a record into your brain. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>(reblogging for Disparition commentary) </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Thank you Science side of tumblr</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I hugely appreciate people taking to the time explain stuff like this, as it helps put an end to the “wow, science is magic!” trope that’s become far too common.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>First of all, science IS magic and you can never convince me otherwise. Second of all, it AMAZES me that we can record not just approximate sound, but WORDS! And breaths! And fingers sliding on guitar strings! HOW?! It’s amazing. And magic.</p></blockquote>

jenellelynn: burndownmiddletown: mr-hoodrat: roe-your-boat: disparition: afloydianslip: fencehopping: Electron microscope video of a n...

Fucking, Music, and Run: burndownmiddletown: mr-hoodrat: roe-your-boat: disparition: afloydianslip: fencehopping: Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record. H O W  like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W  HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR??? H O W The vibrations aren’t “turned into” music, they are music. When vibrations occur inside your inner ear, your brain processes this as sound. The grooves in a record are an analogy for these vibrations, a method of remembering them so that they can be recreated later on.  Put your hand on a speaker while loud music is playing and you’ll feel the vibrations. Those are exactly the same vibrations happening inside your ear when you hear the music.  But how do you capture that?  Take a surface that vibrates strongly when a sound is played, like the skin of a drumhead for example. Connect that surface to a little tool - when sound causes the surface to vibrate, the tool digs a little bit into some wax, leaving behind a pattern that matches - in proportion - the vibrations of the surface caused by the sound. This is your analogy (hence: analog music).  Now, when there’s no sound playing, you run that little tool back over the pattern. This causes the skin to vibrate again, this time in response to the tool running over the pattern instead of because of an external sound. The vibrations should match, proportionally, the original vibrations of the music.. and thus these new vibrations, if you were to amplify them, would be a recreation or “recording” of the original music.  That’s oversimplified of course and things have changed a lot since the days of wax, but that is very basically how the process of recording music worked at first, and the general idea of how sound gets from a groove in a record into your brain.  (reblogging for Disparition commentary)  Thank you Science side of tumblr I hugely appreciate people taking to the time explain stuff like this, as it helps put an end to the “wow, science is magic!” trope that’s become far too common.
Fucking, Music, and Run: burndownmiddletown:
mr-hoodrat:

roe-your-boat:

disparition:

afloydianslip:

fencehopping:

Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.

H O W 
like you can tell me all you want how the sound is stored in the grooves but fucking H O W 
HOW DOES THAT GET INTO THE NEEDLE
HOW ARE THE VIBRATIONS TURNED INTO MUSIC THAT YOU CAN HEAR???
H O W

The vibrations aren’t “turned into” music, they are music. When vibrations occur inside your inner ear, your brain processes this as sound.
The grooves in a record are an analogy for these vibrations, a method of remembering them so that they can be recreated later on. 
Put your hand on a speaker while loud music is playing and you’ll feel the vibrations. Those are exactly the same vibrations happening inside your ear when you hear the music. 
But how do you capture that? 
Take a surface that vibrates strongly when a sound is played, like the skin of a drumhead for example. Connect that surface to a little tool - when sound causes the surface to vibrate, the tool digs a little bit into some wax, leaving behind a pattern that matches - in proportion - the vibrations of the surface caused by the sound. This is your analogy (hence: analog music). 
Now, when there’s no sound playing, you run that little tool back over the pattern. This causes the skin to vibrate again, this time in response to the tool running over the pattern instead of because of an external sound. The vibrations should match, proportionally, the original vibrations of the music.. and thus these new vibrations, if you were to amplify them, would be a recreation or “recording” of the original music. 
That’s oversimplified of course and things have changed a lot since the days of wax, but that is very basically how the process of recording music worked at first, and the general idea of how sound gets from a groove in a record into your brain. 

(reblogging for Disparition commentary) 


Thank you Science side of tumblr

I hugely appreciate people taking to the time explain stuff like this, as it helps put an end to the “wow, science is magic!” trope that’s become far too common.

burndownmiddletown: mr-hoodrat: roe-your-boat: disparition: afloydianslip: fencehopping: Electron microscope video of a needle on a vin...

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: Princess Peach Collab 2016 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radroachhd.tumblr.com/post/139828050250" target="_blank">radroachhd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thederpyducks.tumblr.com/post/139815268547" target="_blank">thederpyducks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hosted by SuperStreamTeam, here’s my entry to the 2016 Princess Peach collab! :D</p> <p>I encountered some issues with Source Filmmaker, so I had to unfortunately cut one scene out.<br/> Still hope you enjoy it though! :D<br/> As I can’t post the full video to streaming sites, (since lolicon) the two scenes have been uploaded on Gfycat and rule34hentai, but with no sound.<br/> If you want sound + an intro + an end scene, you’ll have to go to:</p> <p><b>Full Video:</b> <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4</a><br/> I advise you to save the video and reupload it wherever (pls credit my tumblr if youre not entirely evil XD) cause i dont know how long itll stay up on mediafire.</p> <p>For WebM links you require an account on the website.</p> <p>Scene 1:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher</a></p> <p>Scene 2:<br/> WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657</a><br/> Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Watch the full video, it is fucking awesome.</p> </blockquote>
Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: Princess Peach Collab
 2016
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radroachhd.tumblr.com/post/139828050250" target="_blank">radroachhd</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thederpyducks.tumblr.com/post/139815268547" target="_blank">thederpyducks</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Hosted by SuperStreamTeam, here’s my entry to the 2016 Princess Peach collab! :D</p>

<p>I encountered some issues with Source Filmmaker, so I had to unfortunately cut one scene out.<br/>
Still hope you enjoy it though! :D<br/>
As I can’t post the full video to streaming sites, (since lolicon) the two scenes have been uploaded on Gfycat and rule34hentai, but with no sound.<br/>
If you want sound + an intro + an end scene, you’ll have to go to:</p>

<p><b>Full Video:</b> <a href="http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/watch/5bm42pm12v7rv2h/Full_Movie.mp4</a><br/>
I advise you to save the video and reupload it wherever (pls credit my tumblr if youre not entirely evil XD) cause i dont know how long itll stay up on mediafire.</p>

<p>For WebM links you require an account on the website.</p>

<p>Scene 1:<br/>
WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146656</a><br/>
Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousFrayedAfricanparadiseflycatcher</a></p>

<p>Scene 2:<br/>
WebM: <a href="http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657" target="_blank">http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/146657</a><br/>
Gfycat: <a href="https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow" target="_blank">https://gfycat.com/InfatuatedSeveralGallowaycow</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Watch the full video, it is fucking awesome.</p>
</blockquote>

radroachhd: thederpyducks: Hosted by SuperStreamTeam, here’s my entry to the 2016 Princess Peach collab! :D I encountered some issues wit...