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no pun intended: nerdgasrnz: reperspectivity: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: …oh no This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note. For posterity (no pun intended)
no pun intended: nerdgasrnz:
reperspectivity:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
…oh no
This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

For posterity (no pun intended)

nerdgasrnz: reperspectivity: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: …oh no This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note....

no pun intended: @autumnin1997 vforkimtaehyungbts: ~ jin is so clingy ~ no pun intended ~ cr: autumnin1997
no pun intended: @autumnin1997
vforkimtaehyungbts:
~ jin is so clingy ~ no pun intended ~
cr: autumnin1997

vforkimtaehyungbts: ~ jin is so clingy ~ no pun intended ~ cr: autumnin1997

no pun intended: Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump @balleralert Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.
no pun intended: Obama Named 'Most Admired
 Man' Again, Beats Out Trump
 @balleralert
Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.

Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been n...

no pun intended: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌
no pun intended: My friend just adopted this strange brown
 hippopotamus.
 Pic: reddit u/Herodias
 @DrSmashlove
PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes can’t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That don’t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole 😩. Men who find themselves ‘accidentally’ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. That’s at BEST. At worst, y’all in rape territory (let’s call it what it is.) Sadly, I’ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an ‘accidental’ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isn’t ‘being rough’. It’s not consensual. It’s barely a grey area. It’s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended 😖) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t I’m ashamed of so let’s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: let’s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up 🙌

PP fracture is real, and it’s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The...

no pun intended: 2004 SEH SURVE HOW DO VOU DECIDE UWHO YOU'LL HAVE ANAUEH WITH? of... Yuck. Poo-poo makes the sex nasty JOE BUDDEN Nah, I'm not sticking my dick in nobody's ass. I ain't doing that. I don't give a fuck how bad she is, I ain't doing it KAIHE I ain't trying to stick nobody in they ? OREI would stick it in J. Lo's butt-hole a New York second. No disrespect to J Lo-cause l have a lot of respect for her- but she's just awesome, man. 50 CENT I ain't really into all that. We could work. I have before, but that's not some- be really, really freaky without that. She could use that to go to the bathroom YOUNG BUCKI mean, shit,if you find a female who will do it... LIL WAYNE Ooh! Where I'm from in New Orleans, my pops Baby the Birdman seta TRINA That's a crazy question. I know that trend. He said on his song a long time ago seven, eight years ago-Every real like a big thing. Idon't really indulge. It nigga fuck they main girl in the ass. Thaould definitely take a lotfor me. It would became a trend in New Orleans. If you had a main girl, you had to or she wasn't life and my choice, and I just plan on ser- your main girl. In reference to that, let's just say I've had a lot of main girls thusfar. FABOLOUS I'm not a big fan of it. Some girls PASTOR TROY Goddamn, nigga. We aintin have asked me. I wouldn't initiate it. jail. We ain't got to. Aww man, we don't BIZZY BONEI don't think you do decide. If do that down in the Dirty Dirty TALIB KWELI That decision won't be made it's just gonna happen. Depends on how any time around me. D-ROCI don't like anal sex, I like oral sex. GHOSTFACE Probably gotta be someonel'm Ju Just give me some oral. There is too much shit going on out here today LLOYD BANKS I never did that before. NEEF I don't do that. That's against my reli immediately. Anal is crazy gion. I'm Muslim T.l. Man, naw, naw. I don't usually do dirty NATE DOGG I don't do that, that reminds me thing thatIjust like to do. It's somethingI wanted to try just to see how a girl reacted to it, and that's when I was like 19 JADAKISS I'm against anal sex. That's not my cup of tea.I don't pump on that block URUPT It depends on what the girl wants I like to make a gil happy IN THA MCI don'tknow. Whoever is up for it. You have to find someone who's open enough. No pun intended. But she's gotta be open for it. PROOFI don't fuck with that too much.I did it once with my baby mama. That shit is not good for the soul TRICK DADDY If she likes it. MEMPHIS BLEEK Nah, Iam not into that. Too many diseases that way. MASTA KILLA Making the brown eye blue? ain't even into that. GIPP I don't have no anal sex. I don't do no dookie chutes. I don't touch the ass at all. But I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I've been taught from women that my pops Baby a lot of guys are into that right now. That's have to be the husband, the man of my real enading you with everything that I got you're gonna do some shit like that, then In reference to freaky she is, how she grew up as a kid in love with, something like that. If. MR. CHEEKS Anal sex happens. You know with a condom on, you snatch that up omen couldn't have no orgasms from anal sex- but they can. I'm not tripping off those that want to try. Just the wrong girl thus far. LIL WAYNE move could send a shocking pain up BONE CRUSHER No, I've never done that. somebody to where that somebody could be like, "Naw, hell no. rappers discuss anal in the 2000s
no pun intended: 2004 SEH SURVE
 HOW DO VOU DECIDE UWHO
 YOU'LL HAVE ANAUEH WITH?
 of... Yuck. Poo-poo makes the sex nasty
 JOE BUDDEN Nah, I'm not sticking my dick
 in nobody's ass. I ain't doing that. I don't
 give a fuck how bad she is, I ain't doing it
 KAIHE I ain't trying to stick nobody in they
 ?
 OREI would stick it in J. Lo's butt-hole
 a New York second. No disrespect to J
 Lo-cause l have a lot of respect for
 her- but she's just awesome, man.
 50 CENT I ain't really into all that. We could work. I have before, but that's not some-
 be really, really freaky without that. She
 could use that to go to the bathroom
 YOUNG BUCKI mean, shit,if you find a
 female who will do it...
 LIL WAYNE Ooh! Where I'm from in New
 Orleans, my pops Baby the Birdman seta TRINA That's a crazy question. I know that
 trend. He said on his song a long time
 ago seven, eight years ago-Every real like a big thing. Idon't really indulge. It
 nigga fuck they main girl in the ass. Thaould definitely take a lotfor me. It would
 became a trend in New Orleans. If you
 had a main girl, you had to or she wasn't life and my choice, and I just plan on ser-
 your main girl. In reference to that, let's
 just say I've had a lot of main girls thusfar. FABOLOUS I'm not a big fan of it. Some girls
 PASTOR TROY Goddamn, nigga. We aintin have asked me. I wouldn't initiate it.
 jail. We ain't got to. Aww man, we don't BIZZY BONEI don't think you do decide. If
 do that down in the Dirty Dirty
 TALIB KWELI That decision won't be made it's just gonna happen. Depends on how
 any time around me.
 D-ROCI don't like anal sex, I like oral sex. GHOSTFACE Probably gotta be someonel'm Ju
 Just give me some oral. There is too
 much shit going on out here today
 LLOYD BANKS I never did that before.
 NEEF I don't do that. That's against my reli immediately. Anal is crazy
 gion. I'm Muslim
 T.l. Man, naw, naw. I don't usually do dirty NATE DOGG I don't do that, that reminds me
 thing thatIjust like to do. It's somethingI
 wanted to try just to see how a girl reacted
 to it, and that's when I was like 19
 JADAKISS I'm against anal sex. That's not
 my cup of tea.I don't pump on that block
 URUPT It depends on what the girl wants
 I like to make a gil happy
 IN THA MCI don'tknow. Whoever is up for
 it. You have to find someone who's open
 enough. No pun intended. But she's
 gotta be open for it.
 PROOFI don't fuck with that too much.I did
 it once with my baby mama. That shit is
 not good for the soul
 TRICK DADDY If she likes it.
 MEMPHIS BLEEK Nah, Iam not into that. Too
 many diseases that way.
 MASTA KILLA Making the brown eye blue?
 ain't even into that.
 GIPP I don't have no anal sex. I don't do no
 dookie chutes. I don't touch the ass at all.
 But I'm not saying there's anything wrong
 with it. I've been taught from women that
 my pops Baby
 a lot of guys are into that right now. That's
 have to be the husband, the man of my
 real
 enading you with everything that I got
 you're gonna do some shit like that, then
 In reference to
 freaky she is, how she grew up as a kid
 in love with, something like that. If.
 MR. CHEEKS Anal sex happens. You know
 with a condom on, you snatch that up
 omen couldn't have no orgasms from
 anal sex- but they can. I'm not tripping
 off those that want to try. Just the wrong
 girl thus far.
 LIL WAYNE move could send a shocking pain up
 BONE CRUSHER No, I've never done that.
 somebody to where that somebody
 could be like, "Naw, hell no.
rappers discuss anal in the 2000s

rappers discuss anal in the 2000s

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no pun intended: BRILLIANT WAYS TO SUBTLY MESS WITH PEOPLE Holding the door open for them white they area awkward distance away. I look over people's shoulders when they're unlocking their phone so I can see their Pour-digit code. Then l pretend I'm making a phone call ery loudly use their number in my fake conversation: Yeah, the address is 8319 Main Street. -C Aol HD ROTATE MY FRIENDS TV A LITTLE TO THE LEFT EACH TIMEI At parties, I like to introduce myself as my boyfriend's sister and then kiss him in front of whoever I introduced myself to. It has to be a peck on the lips, but drawn out just enough to gross them out. -uglyhag Sometimes on the computers next to me, I put a space where the username goes, then press the left key so it looks like there is nothing there When anyone tries to login, it doesn't work because there is a space after their username E ToThez When meeting people for time I say, "Nice seeing youagain!" When someone I don't like is being sexist/racist/ gossiping, I just pretend not to understand what they mean, and keep asking questions and making them explain what they're saying, until they get so uncomfortable they have to stop Wide eyes and an innocent look help here. -Simonjester74 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE, INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THEIR FACE, LOOK AT THEIR EAR Say "no pun intended" occasionally after saying something normal in conversation. Most people don't want to look stupid and will laugh awkwardly while trying to figure out what the pun was. <p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>
no pun intended: BRILLIANT WAYS TO SUBTLY
 MESS WITH PEOPLE
 Holding the door open for them white they area
 awkward distance away.
 I look over people's shoulders when they're unlocking
 their phone so I can see their Pour-digit code. Then l
 pretend I'm making a phone call
 ery loudly use
 their number in my fake conversation: Yeah, the
 address is 8319 Main Street.
 -C
 Aol HD
 ROTATE MY FRIENDS TV A LITTLE TO THE
 LEFT EACH TIMEI
 At parties, I like to introduce myself as my boyfriend's
 sister and then kiss him in front of whoever I
 introduced myself to. It has to be a peck on the lips,
 but drawn out just enough to gross them out.
 -uglyhag
 Sometimes on the computers next to me, I put a
 space where the username goes, then press the
 left key so it looks like there is nothing there
 When anyone tries to login, it doesn't work
 because there is a space after their username
 E ToThez
 When meeting people for
 time I say, "Nice
 seeing youagain!"
 When someone I don't like is being sexist/racist/
 gossiping, I just pretend not to understand what
 they mean, and keep asking questions and
 making them explain what they're saying, until
 they get so uncomfortable they have to stop
 Wide eyes and an innocent look help here.
 -Simonjester74
 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE, INSTEAD OF
 LOOKING AT THEIR FACE, LOOK AT THEIR EAR
 Say "no pun intended" occasionally after saying
 something normal in conversation. Most people don't
 want to look stupid and will laugh awkwardly while
 trying to figure out what the pun was.
<p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>

<p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>

no pun intended: BRILLIANT WAYS TO SUBTLY MESS WITH PEOPLE Holding the door open for them white they area awkward distance away. I look over people's shoulders when they're unlocking their phone so I can see their Pour-digit code. Then l pretend I'm making a phone call ery loudly use their number in my fake conversation: Yeah, the address is 8319 Main Street. -C Aol HD ROTATE MY FRIENDS TV A LITTLE TO THE LEFT EACH TIMEI At parties, I like to introduce myself as my boyfriend's sister and then kiss him in front of whoever I introduced myself to. It has to be a peck on the lips, but drawn out just enough to gross them out. -uglyhag Sometimes on the computers next to me, I put a space where the username goes, then press the left key so it looks like there is nothing there When anyone tries to login, it doesn't work because there is a space after their username E ToThez When meeting people for time I say, "Nice seeing youagain!" When someone I don't like is being sexist/racist/ gossiping, I just pretend not to understand what they mean, and keep asking questions and making them explain what they're saying, until they get so uncomfortable they have to stop Wide eyes and an innocent look help here. -Simonjester74 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE, INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT THEIR FACE, LOOK AT THEIR EAR Say "no pun intended" occasionally after saying something normal in conversation. Most people don't want to look stupid and will laugh awkwardly while trying to figure out what the pun was. <p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>
no pun intended: BRILLIANT WAYS TO SUBTLY
 MESS WITH PEOPLE
 Holding the door open for them white they area
 awkward distance away.
 I look over people's shoulders when they're unlocking
 their phone so I can see their Pour-digit code. Then l
 pretend I'm making a phone call
 ery loudly use
 their number in my fake conversation: Yeah, the
 address is 8319 Main Street.
 -C
 Aol HD
 ROTATE MY FRIENDS TV A LITTLE TO THE
 LEFT EACH TIMEI
 At parties, I like to introduce myself as my boyfriend's
 sister and then kiss him in front of whoever I
 introduced myself to. It has to be a peck on the lips,
 but drawn out just enough to gross them out.
 -uglyhag
 Sometimes on the computers next to me, I put a
 space where the username goes, then press the
 left key so it looks like there is nothing there
 When anyone tries to login, it doesn't work
 because there is a space after their username
 E ToThez
 When meeting people for
 time I say, "Nice
 seeing youagain!"
 When someone I don't like is being sexist/racist/
 gossiping, I just pretend not to understand what
 they mean, and keep asking questions and
 making them explain what they're saying, until
 they get so uncomfortable they have to stop
 Wide eyes and an innocent look help here.
 -Simonjester74
 WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE, INSTEAD OF
 LOOKING AT THEIR FACE, LOOK AT THEIR EAR
 Say "no pun intended" occasionally after saying
 something normal in conversation. Most people don't
 want to look stupid and will laugh awkwardly while
 trying to figure out what the pun was.
<p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>

<p>Brilliant Ways To Subtly Mess With People.</p>