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Alive, Be Like, and Doctor: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
e to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing
WITNESS: No.
AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No
anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar.
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
still been alive, nevertheless?
possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw.
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It do be like that sometimes
It do be like that sometimes
Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
Huh?
ea to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Docto
r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: NO.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac
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Savage 😂
Alive, Be Like, and Doctor: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
e to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing
WITNESS: No.
AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No
anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar.
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
still been alive, nevertheless?
possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw.
Page 2
It do be like that sometimes
It do be like that sometimes
Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel
@DannyDutch
Courtroom exchange of the day.
e to give a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing
WITNESS: No.
AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS: No
anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar.
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
still been alive, nevertheless?
possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw.
Page 2
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Family, Soon..., and Tumblr: AN AMAZINGSENTENCE IN ENGLISH
ldo not know where family doctors acquired illegibly
perplexing handwriting nevertheless,extraordinary
pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing
indecipherability, transcendentalizes
intercommunications incomprehensibleness"?
The person
who made this sentence must be a
vocabulary genius
Reason? This is the sentence where the first word is one
letter long, the second word is two letters; the third word
is three letter long...the eight word is eight letters long
and soon...the twentieth letter is twenty letters long!
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:
Vocabulary Genius
epicjohndoe: Vocabulary Genius
Bones, Cats, and Dogs: Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...
8:00 am- Dog food! My favorite thing!
9.30 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM- Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM-Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM- Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM Got to play ball! My favorite thing
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM -Sleeping on the bed! M y favorite thing
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary?
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I
are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my
contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
something in order to keep up my strength
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However,
they merely made condescending comments about what a good
little hunter'I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies I must
learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking,
I must try this again tomorrow-but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him
communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he
reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cel, so he is safe. For now
THE META PICTURE
srsfunny:
Dog Diary Vs. Cat Diary
srsfunny: Dog Diary Vs. Cat Diary
Advice, Bernie Sanders, and Facts: Anited States Senate
COMMITTEE ON THE JUDICIARY
September 29, 2018
The Honorable Bernie Sanders
332 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Senator Sanders
Thank you for your letter today. As you know, on July 10, 2018, you stated [wJe must mobilize
the American people to defeat" Judge Kavanaugh. This happened less than 24 hours after Judge
Kavanaugh's nomination was announced. As you also know, all Senators have had access to 307
judicial opinions Judge Kavanaugh wrote during his twelve years on the bench, over 500,000 pages
of documents, over 40 hours of live testimony, and answers to more written questions than every
prior Supreme Court nominee combined. Nevertheless, you made a decision on this nomination in
less than 24 hours
Your public statements clearly reveal how unimportant it is to you to review any facts related to
this nomination. So you can imagine my surprise at receiving your letter regarding the
supplemental FBI background investigation. This supplemental FBI background investigation was
requested by undecided members of both parties. Am I to take from your letter that you are now
undecided and willing to seriously engage with the Senate's advice-and-consent constitutional
duties related to the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to serve as an Associate Justice on the
Supreme Court of the United States? If so, we should have a conversation about what information
you need to assist you in making your
decision, and I look forward to that conversation.
I appreciate your raising concerns, which others have already raised, at this eleventh hour
Sincerely
Chuck Grassley
Chairman
(CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.
(CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.
![Ali, Alive, and Doctor: ITNESS!
Huh?
ed
to
give
a urine sample?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
au to ,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
WITNESS: No.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor
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ATTORNEY: But could the patie
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been ali
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Birthday, Memes, and Rosa Parks: NEVERTHELESS
she
PERSISTED
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.
Happy birthday to an American hero, Rosa Parks.
She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. Happy birthday to an American hero, Rosa Parks.
Memes, Trump, and Women: NEVERTHELESS
she
PERSISTED
DERVATIVE OF
LIKE TO STAND WITH SENATOR GILLIBRAND
Kirsten Gillibrand spoke out for women everywhere.
Then Trump attacked her.
He tried to silence her.
Nevertheless, she persisted.
💪 Sign on to show her your support → dems.me/sengillibrand
Kirsten Gillibrand spoke out for women everywhere. Then Trump attacked her. He tried to silence her. Nevertheless, she persisted. 💪 Sign o...
Community, Donald Trump, and Memes: DCCC
NEVERTHELESS
she
PERSISTED
LIKE TO STAND WITH SENATOR WARREN
Donald Trump couldn't even make it through an event honoring our country's Navajo heroes without hurling racial slurs at the entire Native American community and a strong Democratic woman. Persist, Senator!
Donald Trump couldn't even make it through an event honoring our country's Navajo heroes without hurling racial slurs at the entire Native A...
Donald Trump, Lawyer, and Memes: Documents Turned Over to Investigators
Show Trump Had More Contact with
Russia During Campaign
@balleralert
Documents Turned Over to Investigators Show Trump Had More Contact with Russia During Campaign -blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Associates of Donald Trump and his company just turned in documents showing they had unreported contact with Russia during the 2016 presidential campaign. Federal investigators have confiscated the documents. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the instances involves Trump's personal attorney and business colleague exchanging emails weeks prior to the Republican National Convention about the lawyer possibly attending an economic conference in Russia, where elite Russian financial and government leaders would be attendance. Amongst all the names, President Vladimir Putin was included. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Another situation involved Trump's attorney, Michael Cohen, again. In 2015, Cohen received a proposal for a Moscow residential project from a company founded by a billionaire who once served in the upper house of the Russian parliament. This marks the second time for a Trump-branded Moscow project that's been delivered to the company. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, Cohen declined the invitation to the economic conference saying it would be difficult to attend so close to the GOP convention. He also rejected the Moscow building plan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nevertheless , the information about the interactions has been provided to congressional committees as well as special counsel Robert S. Mueller III as they investigate whether Trump associates coordinated with Russian efforts to interfere in the U.S. election, according to people familiar with the inquiries.
Documents Turned Over to Investigators Show Trump Had More Contact with Russia During Campaign -blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Associ...
Community, Facebook, and Friends: henlo friends
We hit 700 000 few days ago, and we've come a really long way, building up a huge community.
Birb memes weren't really a thing back when i made this page, but now there are many other pages like this, which makes me kinda proud. I've said alot of times before, that i would drop a birb merch to celebrate 1 000 000 likes, but i don't think we will ever reach that point, everyday we get spam reported by people who view us as competitors, almost all of the admin profiles were taken down for no reason at all, and facebook is not going to do anything to help us, i've tried. even now i'm posting from friends account who was editor on the page (fortunately) and if this page gets taken down entirely, i'm gonna move to instagram, (birb.reloaded). I'll post there now and then, it will not be as good as what we have here, but it will be better than nothing. and since i want to leave something memorable behind, apart from my memes, maybe ill open a birb merch store earlier than i had intended, maybe i'll transfer all of my memes to instagram, or make compilation of them. i know there's a chance of getting my personal profile back, maybe some of you might know someone who works at facebook, that i could explain situation to, but i can't reply to messages since i have no access to the page anymore, i just email my friend things to post on the page and i don't know how long that will last either. nevertheless we'll see how things go from here, but if one day you can't find Birb memes on facebook, i want you to know its because i got deleted, not just left
henlo friends We hit 700 000 few days ago, and we've come a really long way, building up a huge community. Birb memes weren't really a thi...
Arsenal, Disappointed, and Instagram: m10 official
Follow
m10 official Blame us, shout at us, criticize
us, but I'm also very disappointed about
today's game .We wanted to achieve a
positive result before the international break
but we were simply not good enough during
the 90 minutes and Liverpool deserved the
win without a doubt. Usually I'm too angry to
post on social media after such frustrating
days like today, but I don't want to let this
match go uncommented before traveling to
the DFB Team. Nevertheless.. Gunners, Im
sorry especially for the fans who travelled all
the way up to Liverpool to see us fighting. But
we will try everything to improve in the next
game and bounce back from the
disappointment we are all feeling at the
moment 메 #LFCvAFC @arsenal
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Lgbt, Love, and Memes: LOVE GAY PEOPLE, LESBIAN PEOPLE
BISEXUAL PEOPLE, TRANGENDER PEOPLE
PANSEXUAL PEOPLE, ASEXUAL PEOPLE
OR AS I SOMETIMES CALL THEM
"PEOPLE."
LGBT
UNITED
A scandalous notion, I know. Nevertheless, it's true. We are all people. And we should have the same rights as everyone else. Our rights are human rights. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us queerhumor LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Pansexual GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer
A scandalous notion, I know. Nevertheless, it's true. We are all people. And we should have the same rights as everyone else. Our rights are...
Best Friend, Memes, and Best: Nanotale
Abhijit
"Happy Friendship Day!" I
cheerfully greet my best friend.
She doesn't understand a word,
but runs to me nevertheless.
"Happy Friendship Day!" I try
again.
"Woof!" she replies this time.
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Nanotale | Happy Friendship Day
Nanotale | Happy Friendship Day
Shit, Target, and Tumblr: CANT BELIEW
IM STILL
PROTESTING THIS SHIT
femestella:Nevertheless, she persisted
femestella:Nevertheless, she persisted
Ali, Facebook, and Food: DID YOU KNOW?
TURMERIC, JUST A TEASPOON
HOLISTIC
ALI
CANCER
ALLERGIES
RESEARCH SHOWS THAT JUST A TEASPOON
OF TURMERIC PER DAY CAN HELP
FIGHT CANCER, DEPRESSION AND ALLERGIES
Dr. Michael Mosley
Follow ➡️ @holisticali 🔴Asians call it Haldi, have it with a bit of cayenne pepper 🌶 or fresh black pepper, always buy organic 🔴 What the researchers found was quite astonishing. While the placebo and supplement groups showed very little difference, the group of test subjects who added turmeric to food exhibited substantial changes. This finding is not actually all that surprising, however. The Health Minded notes that curcumin is a fat-soluble compound, so consuming it with other foods that contain fat is said to help boost absorption. Studies have found that consuming turmeric with black pepper also boosts nutrient absorption significantly. BBC News writes that many of the participants chose to combine their turmeric with warm milk or yogurt. Professor Widschwendter told the Daily Mail: "We could see changes to a gene associated with cancer, depression and allergies such as asthma." The new testing methodology that he has developed is able to analyze not just the genes, but how hard they are working. Professor Widschwendter adds: "The test looks at the changes in the packaging, known as methylation, that allows us to predict the risk of certain diseases, depending on which genes are affected and where the genes are affected." While Widschwendter noted that the changes they looked at were only those in the blood, and may not represent what was going on in bodily tissues, he nevertheless seemed excited about the results. The professor noted: "However, the results were fascinating. We showed turmeric is able to reset important components of our gene's software." One possible mechanism behind turmeric's benefits may be that it changes the way that the enzymes involved with methylation behave. One thing is for sure though: The health benefits of turmeric root are not to be underestimated. Learn more: http:-www.naturalnews.com-055407_turmeric_preventing_cancer_depression.html ⛔️Use Coconut Milk or Hemp Milk⛔️ Depression HolisticAli Turmeric Cancer IG 👉🏽 @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
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Not really an accurate measure of equality, and not something we should blindly praise: female leaders can, of course, be as crappy as some of their male counterparts (cough cough Theresa May). But it's interesting nevertheless, and challenges a few perceptions. There's something to be said for countries that can democratically elect a female head of state-political leader without excessive controversy. Thoughts? Edit: also slightly factually incorrect as the head of state in the UK is the Queen, and she's been around for ages. I assume they're talking about elected political leaders. Also yes, as I have said a few times in the comments, Germany isn't here which is a shame. I don't think it's supposed to be ask exhaustive list.
Not really an accurate measure of equality, and not something we should blindly praise: female leaders can, of course, be as crappy as some ...
Lazy, Memes, and Spanish: b-ulous:
the worst part about the stereotype that
young people are lazy is that it makes so
much of our work seem invalid. i know so
many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a
day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have
jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night
from studying, and still get dismissed as
being lazy just cause their room isn't clean
I managed to get 80% in my English Literature exam but I'm annoyed because it isn't as high as I wanted it to be and I only got 2-8 on he last question. Nevertheless, I got 29-30 on one of them so I'm happy about that :)) I also got 23-30 on my biology exam, which I'm happy with because the highest in the class was 24 and the country's average was 10. I also got 30-40 on my Spanish reading exam - which equated to an A* - so I'm really happy about that. But I'm nervous for my listening exam because I'm not very good at those. Overall, im quite proud of my results - especially biology because I thought I was going to do awfully in it. -Chance 🦋
I managed to get 80% in my English Literature exam but I'm annoyed because it isn't as high as I wanted it to be and I only got 2-8 on he la...
Memes, News, and Angel: Although there are always jokes about the infinite
continuance of "Supernatural," where the actors will
have gray hair, or they will simply be replaced by younger
hunters (the show will somehow go on with
the "Wayward Daughters" spin-off); they, nevertheless,
want to end on a high note. What they want to do is end
the series, on the 300th episode, which means that
there will be the 14th season with only a 14-episode
story-arch.
Maybe it is too difficult for the fans, to hear such news
however, they would not want their favorite show to rurn
out
of amazing ideas and characters, just for the sake of
continuing forever.
It's really starting to look like they want the show to end on the 300th episode. QOTD: Thoughts on this? • • • • • . . . . . supernatural Cw supernaturalcw dean cas castiel sam sammy samwinchester deanwinchester bobbysinger angel demon demons monsters supernaturalvideo video destiel jared jensen misha jaredpadalecki mishacollins jensenackles
It's really starting to look like they want the show to end on the 300th episode. QOTD: Thoughts on this? • • • • • . . . . . supernatural C...
Meme, Memes, and Movies: How DCEU fans have been
all week, not having to
defend a movie for once.
IG The DailyFanboy
I think no matter what side of the fence you land on we can all agree that the fanboy war should have a ceasefire (or even better an armistice 😉) so we can step back and appreciate all that Wonder Woman has done for the Superhero genre 👏🏼. I know I had some gripes with the film but nevertheless I'm glad the majority of Hollywood, critics, and audiences have showered this movie with praise so that we can get more passionately made Superhero movies and less poorly handled (fant4stic) films. dc dceu dccomics comics dcfilms dcintro wonderwoman pattyjenkins rottentomatoes henrycavill superhero boxoffice meme superman justiceleague doctorpoison ares dianaprince themyscira stevetrevor worldwar1 critics
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America, Confidence, and Facebook: THE WHITE HOUSE
WASMINGTON
May 9, 2017
Dear Director Coney:
Lhave received the attached letters from the Attorney General and Deputy Attorney General of
the United States recommending your dismissal as the Director of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation. have accepted their recommendation and you are hereby terminated and
removed from office, effective immediately.
Mile I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under
livestigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgment ofthe Department of Justice that you are
not able to effectively lead the Bureau.
It is essential that we find new leadership for the FBI that restores public trust and confidence in
its vital law enforcement mission.
wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
A
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