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Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. --ESS: Huh? ed to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: DOctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? ATTORNEY: BUt could the patient have Still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he Could have been alive and practicing Taw. Page 2 Imagine the judge trying to keep a straight face.

Imagine the judge trying to keep a straight face.

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Tbh, Fuck, and Who: tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot. Me too tbh

Me too tbh

Alive, Be Like, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

Alive, Doctor, and Huh: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? ea to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Docto r, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ALTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy WITNESS: No ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still1 been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and prac page 2 Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Alive, Be Like, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

Alive, Be Like, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes

Alive, Anime, and Dank: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 top 10 anime plot twists by ScarVite MORE MEMES

top 10 anime plot twists by ScarVite MORE MEMES

Alive, Anime, and Doctor: Daniel @DannyDutch Courtroom exchange of the day. e to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing WITNESS: No. AUTORNEY: SO, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No anhyoubrei so sure, ttintoon my desk in a jar. WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar still been alive, nevertheless? possible that he could have been alive and practicing 1aw. Page 2 top 10 anime plot twists via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Djjpa8

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Family, Soon..., and Tumblr: AN AMAZINGSENTENCE IN ENGLISH ldo not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless,extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness"? The person who made this sentence must be a vocabulary genius Reason? This is the sentence where the first word is one letter long, the second word is two letters; the third word is three letter long...the eight word is eight letters long and soon...the twentieth letter is twenty letters long! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Vocabulary Genius

epicjohndoe: Vocabulary Genius

Memes, Brazil, and Images: WARNING THE FOLLOWING IMAGES AND/ OR CONTENT MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME VIEWERS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED This video is for educational purposes only. Pay attention to the man with orange t shirt and all those who are around him. You can see a man to his left telling him to calm down and it seems as if he’s having an argument with the man with the 🧢 . The orange T Shirt them pulls a gun on the man with the 🧢 who was able to use self defense techniques to disarm him, he then uses the same gun to put him down. (I don’t know where this incident happened & what transpired, or if is real but nevertheless is a great video for learning & training purposes) UPDATE: Incident happened in San Paulo, Brazil.

This video is for educational purposes only. Pay attention to the man with orange t shirt and all those who are around him. You can see a ma...

Fuck, Humans of Tumblr, and Who: tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.

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Memes, Fuck, and 🤖: tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot. Il Personally, fuckin’ me too!

Personally, fuckin’ me too!

Funny, Fuck, and Who: tinydeathmachine 4@diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot. Fuckin' right! https://t.co/umjT68LlqM

Fuckin' right! https://t.co/umjT68LlqM

Dank, Fuck, and 🤖: tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.

Girls, Memes, and Girl: NEVERTHELESS PERSISTED LIKE TO CELEBRATE DAY OF THE GIRL Here's to the strong girls who grow up to be strong women who go on to change the world. Happy International Day of the Girl!

Here's to the strong girls who grow up to be strong women who go on to change the world. Happy International Day of the Girl!

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Advice, Bernie Sanders, and Facts: Anited States Senate COMMITTEE ON THE JUDICIARY September 29, 2018 The Honorable Bernie Sanders 332 Dirksen Senate Office Building Washington, DC 20510 Dear Senator Sanders Thank you for your letter today. As you know, on July 10, 2018, you stated [wJe must mobilize the American people to defeat" Judge Kavanaugh. This happened less than 24 hours after Judge Kavanaugh's nomination was announced. As you also know, all Senators have had access to 307 judicial opinions Judge Kavanaugh wrote during his twelve years on the bench, over 500,000 pages of documents, over 40 hours of live testimony, and answers to more written questions than every prior Supreme Court nominee combined. Nevertheless, you made a decision on this nomination in less than 24 hours Your public statements clearly reveal how unimportant it is to you to review any facts related to this nomination. So you can imagine my surprise at receiving your letter regarding the supplemental FBI background investigation. This supplemental FBI background investigation was requested by undecided members of both parties. Am I to take from your letter that you are now undecided and willing to seriously engage with the Senate's advice-and-consent constitutional duties related to the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to serve as an Associate Justice on the Supreme Court of the United States? If so, we should have a conversation about what information you need to assist you in making your decision, and I look forward to that conversation. I appreciate your raising concerns, which others have already raised, at this eleventh hour Sincerely Chuck Grassley Chairman (CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.

(CS) Chuck Grassley’s response to Bernie Sanders about Kavanaugh. This is just awesome.

Bill, Stop, and Nevertheless: BILLISGERMAN NEVERTHELESS,BILL COMMENTSINCORRECT ENGLISHSENTENCES BELIKEBIL Stop prejudices

Stop prejudices

Ali, Alive, and Doctor: ITNESS! Huh? ed to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? au to ,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the WITNESS: No. WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. nt have sti]l been alive, nevertheless? ATTORNEY: But could the patie WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been ali ve and practicing 1aw. Page 2 Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court

Ali, Alive, and Doctor: ITNESS! Huh? ed to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? au to ,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the WITNESS: No. WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. nt have sti]l been alive, nevertheless? ATTORNEY: But could the patie WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been ali ve and practicing 1aw. Page 2 Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2OJmu60

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court via /r/funny htt...

Ali, Alive, and Doctor: ITNESS! Huh? ed to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? au to ,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the WITNESS: No. WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. nt have sti]l been alive, nevertheless? ATTORNEY: But could the patie WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been ali ve and practicing 1aw. Page 2 Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court

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Memes, Bravo, and 🤖: VSCTV Nevertheless, she persisted. Bravo!

Nevertheless, she persisted. Bravo!

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Exceedingly and inordinately fucking accurate

Tumblr, Blog, and Fuck: tinydeathmachine @diemydarkling Personally, I like to surround myself witlh people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot. whitepeopletwitter: People of class and culture

whitepeopletwitter: People of class and culture

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Alive, Beard, and Calvin Johnson: dail alexander Follow drucila616 How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy? ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, Ijust lie there ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at al WITNESS: Yes ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how I5 WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral.. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? And last Stitch ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have stili been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law skrill-cosby oh my god these are great fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes Source 1,411,980 notes Witness v. Attorney: Dawn of Jokes

Witness v. Attorney: Dawn of Jokes

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Birthday, Memes, and Rosa Parks: NEVERTHELESS she PERSISTED She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. Happy birthday to an American hero, Rosa Parks.

She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted. Happy birthday to an American hero, Rosa Parks.

Af, Memes, and 🤖: lizzy @lizzywoolf2 "She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persited" 🤣Savage AF

🤣Savage AF

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Memes, Lost, and Tupperware: lizzy @lizzywoolf2 She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persited" "Shouldnt have lost my tupperware if you didn't want this" - Mom • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

"Shouldnt have lost my tupperware if you didn't want this" - Mom • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Memes, Happy, and 🤖: lizzy @lizzywoolf2 "She was warned. She was aiven an explanation. Nevertheless, she persited" I’m happy to have lived long enough for this to be socially acceptable

I’m happy to have lived long enough for this to be socially acceptable

Memes, Trump, and Women: NEVERTHELESS she PERSISTED DERVATIVE OF LIKE TO STAND WITH SENATOR GILLIBRAND Kirsten Gillibrand spoke out for women everywhere. Then Trump attacked her. He tried to silence her. Nevertheless, she persisted. 💪 Sign on to show her your support → dems.me/sengillibrand

Kirsten Gillibrand spoke out for women everywhere. Then Trump attacked her. He tried to silence her. Nevertheless, she persisted. 💪 Sign o...

Community, Donald Trump, and Memes: DCCC NEVERTHELESS she PERSISTED LIKE TO STAND WITH SENATOR WARREN Donald Trump couldn't even make it through an event honoring our country's Navajo heroes without hurling racial slurs at the entire Native American community and a strong Democratic woman. Persist, Senator!

Donald Trump couldn't even make it through an event honoring our country's Navajo heroes without hurling racial slurs at the entire Native A...

Donald Trump, Lawyer, and Memes: Documents Turned Over to Investigators Show Trump Had More Contact with Russia During Campaign @balleralert Documents Turned Over to Investigators Show Trump Had More Contact with Russia During Campaign -blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Associates of Donald Trump and his company just turned in documents showing they had unreported contact with Russia during the 2016 presidential campaign. Federal investigators have confiscated the documents. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of the instances involves Trump's personal attorney and business colleague exchanging emails weeks prior to the Republican National Convention about the lawyer possibly attending an economic conference in Russia, where elite Russian financial and government leaders would be attendance. Amongst all the names, President Vladimir Putin was included. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Another situation involved Trump's attorney, Michael Cohen, again. In 2015, Cohen received a proposal for a Moscow residential project from a company founded by a billionaire who once served in the upper house of the Russian parliament. This marks the second time for a Trump-branded Moscow project that's been delivered to the company. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, Cohen declined the invitation to the economic conference saying it would be difficult to attend so close to the GOP convention. He also rejected the Moscow building plan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nevertheless , the information about the interactions has been provided to congressional committees as well as special counsel Robert S. Mueller III as they investigate whether Trump associates coordinated with Russian efforts to interfere in the U.S. election, according to people familiar with the inquiries.

Documents Turned Over to Investigators Show Trump Had More Contact with Russia During Campaign -blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Associ...

Bilbo, Facts, and Music: Shady Music Facts @TheShadyFacts Follow Calls To Suicide Prevention Hotlines Increased By 50 Percent After Logic's and Alessia Cara's VMA Performance Of "1-800-273-8255" 12:10 PM - 31 Aug 2017 33,467 Retweets 82,180 Likes naz Follow @illuminatenaz THIS is why you should speak up if you have a platform. It's so important and it matters more than you think. Shady Music Facts @TheShadyFacts Calls To Suicide Prevention Hotlines Increased By 50 Percent After Logic's and Alessia Cara's VMA Performance Of "1-800-273-8255" 3:12 PM-31 Aug 2017 128,653 Retweets 282,345 Likes nevaehtyler: They forgot Khalid, but this is important nevertheless!

nevaehtyler: They forgot Khalid, but this is important nevertheless!

Community, Facebook, and Friends: henlo friends We hit 700 000 few days ago, and we've come a really long way, building up a huge community. Birb memes weren't really a thing back when i made this page, but now there are many other pages like this, which makes me kinda proud. I've said alot of times before, that i would drop a birb merch to celebrate 1 000 000 likes, but i don't think we will ever reach that point, everyday we get spam reported by people who view us as competitors, almost all of the admin profiles were taken down for no reason at all, and facebook is not going to do anything to help us, i've tried. even now i'm posting from friends account who was editor on the page (fortunately) and if this page gets taken down entirely, i'm gonna move to instagram, (birb.reloaded). I'll post there now and then, it will not be as good as what we have here, but it will be better than nothing. and since i want to leave something memorable behind, apart from my memes, maybe ill open a birb merch store earlier than i had intended, maybe i'll transfer all of my memes to instagram, or make compilation of them. i know there's a chance of getting my personal profile back, maybe some of you might know someone who works at facebook, that i could explain situation to, but i can't reply to messages since i have no access to the page anymore, i just email my friend things to post on the page and i don't know how long that will last either. nevertheless we'll see how things go from here, but if one day you can't find Birb memes on facebook, i want you to know its because i got deleted, not just left

henlo friends We hit 700 000 few days ago, and we've come a really long way, building up a huge community. Birb memes weren't really a thi...

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