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Named: Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids
Named: Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids

Now yk why Peppa the pig was named so, Chill on the hard R kids

Named: probably named karen
Named: probably named karen

probably named karen

Named: y @TheStrangeRoots How programming languages got their names Bash Clojure The creator wanted to include the letter 'c' (C#), 'I (Lisp) and 'j' (Java) and liked that it was a pun on 'closure! The word 'closure, the act of closing, comes from the Latin 'claus奴ra' stemming from' claud臎re' which means 'to shut or close! Bash is an acronym for Bourne-again Shell, a pun on the Bourne Shell - named after creator Stephen Bourne - being "born again". 'Bash' is also a verb meaning 'to strike with a heavy blow', possibly from the Danish 'baske' meaning 'to beat, strike! Quite simply C got its name because it was preceded by a programming language called B.C spawned its own children including C++ and C#.It is the third letter in the English alphabet and was originally identical to the Greek letter 'Gamma', Java Go Elixir The name Java was the result of a highly- caffeinated brainstorming session. Java, or 'Jawa' in Indonesian, is the name of a large island in Indonesia that produces strong, dark and sweet coffee. It has been a slang term for coffee in the United States since the 1800s. One of the Google developers said the name Go, sometime referred to as Golang, was chosen because it was 'short and easy to type' The word 'go, meaning 'to travel or go somewhere' stems from the Old High German 'gan' (to go). The word 'elixir', meaning a potion or essence that prolongs life or preserves something, stems from the Arabic 'al-ikst' via the late Greek 'xerion', a powder for drying wounds. Appeared in Middle English from the 14th century. Java JavaScript Kotlin Perl Originally named Mocha, a type of fine quality coffee, it was later renamed JavaScript, combining Java, US slang for coffee, + 'Script, 'something that is written' from the Latin 'scriptum, 'a set of written words or writing. Inspired by Java, it was named after Kotlin Island in Russia. Originally called Kettusaari by the Finns ('fox island') and Ketlingen by the Swedes, (maybe stemming from 'kettel' meaning 'cauldron'). After Russia won control of the island in 1703 it was Initially named Pearl, the alternative spelling was adopted as the name was already taken. It comes from the Middle French 'perle 'meaning 'bead' or 'something valuable' and the Latin 'perna' meaning 'leg, also a mollusc shaped like a leg of mutton. JS renamed 'Kotling' then 'Kotlin. PHP Python Ris named partly after the first names of the first two R authors (Ross Ihaka and Robert Gentleman) and partly as a play on the name of S, itss parent langauge. It is the 18th letter in the alphabet and derives from the Greek letter 'Rho' php Originally known as Personal Home Page Construction Kit, this was later shortened to just PHP (an acronym for Personal Home Page). It is now accepted as the initials for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor. Creator Guido van Rossum named Python after TV comedy Monty Python's Flying Circus. The word 'python' comes from the ancient Greek 'Puth贸n, the name of a huge serpent killed by the god Apollo. Later adopted as a generic term for non- poisonous snakes that constrict their prey. Ruby Scala Rust Influenced by Perl, the developer chose a colleague's birthstone which followed it in the monthly sequence (June is Pearl, Ruby is July). Ruby comes from the Old French 'rubi', a 'reddish precious stone', and the Latin 'rubeus, 'red'. Rust's name comes from a fungus that is robust, distributed, and parallel. It is also a substring of robust. Rust, also the reddish coating formed on oxidized metal, stems from the German 'rost' and possibly the Indo-European base of 'red. Scala is a combination of the first letters of 'scalable' and 'language! It is also the Italian word for 'stairway', as it helps users to ascend to a better language. The logo is also an abstraction of a staircase or steps. SQL Swift TypeScript SQL Originating from the shortcomings of JavaScript, hence the similarility of the name. Its name combines 'Type', meaning a kind or class (from the Greek 'tuptein' 'to strike'), with 'Script, 'something that is written' from the Latin 'scriptum'. First called "Structured English Query Language" (SEQUEL), pronounced "sequel", it was a pun that it was the sequel to QUEL. It was later shortened to SQL. The word 'sequel' stems from the Latin 'sequela' from 'sequr' meaning 'to follow. The word 'swift' means 'moving with great speed or velocity' and can be traced back to the prehistoric 'swipt' meaning to 'move in a sweeping manner'. The swallow-like bird became known as a swift from the 17th century and is used as the language's logo. TS how programming languages got their names
Named: y @TheStrangeRoots
 How programming languages got their names
 Bash
 Clojure
 The creator wanted to include the letter 'c' (C#), 'I
 (Lisp) and 'j' (Java) and liked that it was a pun on
 'closure! The word 'closure, the act of closing, comes
 from the Latin 'claus奴ra' stemming from' claud臎re'
 which means 'to shut or close!
 Bash is an acronym for Bourne-again Shell, a pun
 on the Bourne Shell - named after creator Stephen
 Bourne - being "born again". 'Bash' is also a verb
 meaning 'to strike with a heavy blow', possibly from
 the Danish 'baske' meaning 'to beat, strike!
 Quite simply C got its name because it was
 preceded by a programming language called B.C
 spawned its own children including C++ and C#.It
 is the third letter in the English alphabet and was
 originally identical to the Greek letter 'Gamma',
 Java
 Go
 Elixir
 The name Java was the result of a highly-
 caffeinated brainstorming session. Java, or 'Jawa'
 in Indonesian, is the name of a large island in
 Indonesia that produces strong, dark and sweet
 coffee. It has been a slang term for coffee in the
 United States since the 1800s.
 One of the Google developers said the name Go,
 sometime referred to as Golang, was chosen
 because it was 'short and easy to type'
 The word 'go, meaning 'to travel or go somewhere'
 stems from the Old High German 'gan' (to go).
 The word 'elixir', meaning a potion or essence that
 prolongs life or preserves something, stems from
 the Arabic 'al-ikst' via the late Greek 'xerion', a
 powder for drying wounds. Appeared in Middle
 English from the 14th century.
 Java
 JavaScript
 Kotlin
 Perl
 Originally named Mocha, a type of fine quality
 coffee, it was later renamed JavaScript, combining
 Java, US slang for coffee, + 'Script, 'something that
 is written' from the Latin 'scriptum, 'a set of
 written words or writing.
 Inspired by Java, it was named after Kotlin Island
 in Russia. Originally called Kettusaari by the Finns
 ('fox island') and Ketlingen by the Swedes, (maybe
 stemming from 'kettel' meaning 'cauldron'). After
 Russia won control of the island in 1703 it was
 Initially named Pearl, the alternative spelling was
 adopted as the name was already taken. It comes
 from the Middle French 'perle 'meaning 'bead' or
 'something valuable' and the Latin 'perna' meaning
 'leg, also a mollusc shaped like a leg of mutton.
 JS
 renamed 'Kotling' then 'Kotlin.
 PHP
 Python
 Ris named partly after the first names of the first
 two R authors (Ross Ihaka and Robert Gentleman)
 and partly as a play on the name of S, itss parent
 langauge. It is the 18th letter in the alphabet and
 derives from the Greek letter 'Rho'
 php
 Originally known as Personal Home Page
 Construction Kit, this was later shortened to just
 PHP (an acronym for Personal Home Page). It is
 now accepted as the initials for PHP: Hypertext
 Preprocessor.
 Creator Guido van Rossum named Python after TV
 comedy Monty Python's Flying Circus. The word
 'python' comes from the ancient Greek 'Puth贸n,
 the name of a huge serpent killed by the god
 Apollo. Later adopted as a generic term for non-
 poisonous snakes that constrict their prey.
 Ruby
 Scala
 Rust
 Influenced by Perl, the developer chose a
 colleague's birthstone which followed it in the
 monthly sequence (June is Pearl, Ruby is July).
 Ruby comes from the Old French 'rubi', a 'reddish
 precious stone', and the Latin 'rubeus, 'red'.
 Rust's name comes from a fungus that is robust,
 distributed, and parallel. It is also a substring of
 robust. Rust, also the reddish coating formed on
 oxidized metal, stems from the German 'rost' and
 possibly the Indo-European base of 'red.
 Scala is a combination of the first letters of
 'scalable' and 'language! It is also the Italian word
 for 'stairway', as it helps users to ascend to a
 better language. The logo is also an abstraction of
 a staircase or steps.
 SQL
 Swift
 TypeScript
 SQL
 Originating from the shortcomings of JavaScript,
 hence the similarility of the name. Its name
 combines 'Type', meaning a kind or class (from the
 Greek 'tuptein' 'to strike'), with 'Script, 'something
 that is written' from the Latin 'scriptum'.
 First called "Structured English Query Language"
 (SEQUEL), pronounced "sequel", it was a pun that it
 was the sequel to QUEL. It was later shortened to
 SQL. The word 'sequel' stems from the Latin
 'sequela' from 'sequr' meaning 'to follow.
 The word 'swift' means 'moving with great speed or
 velocity' and can be traced back to the prehistoric
 'swipt' meaning to 'move in a sweeping manner'. The
 swallow-like bird became known as a swift from the
 17th century and is used as the language's logo.
 TS
how programming languages got their names

how programming languages got their names

Named: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 路 18 Dec 19 路 Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test 鈥 I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 This is so pure!
Named: These random boys added me to a
 group chat for people named Gar-
 rett and I get to stay bc they're be-
 ing very kind and it's probably the
 best thing that's happened all day
 Lmao tru shit
 Idk if I count because my last
 Garett and garret just look
 name is Garrett
 weird
 G Money
 41 PM
 Also it seems I'm the only girl
 7:46 PM
 Two R's and two T's is a
 lifestyle
 Garrett's what's the verdict?
 Garrett Pittman 742
 G Money
 746 PM
 For real
 Garrett your choice
 But other people always be
 spelling it wrong
 garrett 747 PM
 It's up to you Garrett
 G Money
 7.42 PM
 G Money
 748 PM
 Start a message
 We'll allow it. Since it's two r's
 and two t's
 18:11 路 18 Dec 19 路 Twitter for iPhone
 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v
 Replying to @dancingofpens
 update: we've shared birthdays and
 favorite music and are bonding, it's great
 27 90
 12.9K
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 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 17h v
 THEY'RE SHARING PET
 PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING
 THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART
 27 93
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 13K
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h
 The other Garretts are currently consoling
 and encouraging one Garrett who is
 nervous about finals tomorrow
 27 152
 13.7K
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 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h
 Now giving tips for memorizing the
 amendments for an A.P. Gov test 鈥 I need
 to sleep but don't want to lol
 O 8,346
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 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h
 Now talking about religions and beliefs in
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 7,996
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This is so pure!

This is so pure!

Named: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 路 18 Dec 19 路 Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test 鈥 I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 Good group of people.
Named: These random boys added me to a
 group chat for people named Gar-
 rett and I get to stay bc they're be-
 ing very kind and it's probably the
 best thing that's happened all day
 Lmao tru shit
 Idk if I count because my last
 Garett and garret just look
 name is Garrett
 weird
 G Money
 41 PM
 Also it seems I'm the only girl
 7:46 PM
 Two R's and two T's is a
 lifestyle
 Garrett's what's the verdict?
 Garrett Pittman 742
 G Money
 746 PM
 For real
 Garrett your choice
 But other people always be
 spelling it wrong
 garrett 747 PM
 It's up to you Garrett
 G Money
 7.42 PM
 G Money
 748 PM
 Start a message
 We'll allow it. Since it's two r's
 and two t's
 18:11 路 18 Dec 19 路 Twitter for iPhone
 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v
 Replying to @dancingofpens
 update: we've shared birthdays and
 favorite music and are bonding, it's great
 27 90
 12.9K
 9.
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 17h v
 THEY'RE SHARING PET
 PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING
 THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART
 27 93
 10
 13K
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h
 The other Garretts are currently consoling
 and encouraging one Garrett who is
 nervous about finals tomorrow
 27 152
 13.7K
 17
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 路 16h
 Now giving tips for memorizing the
 amendments for an A.P. Gov test 鈥 I need
 to sleep but don't want to lol
 O 8,346
 27 39
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h
 Now talking about religions and beliefs in
 God or lack of thereof and why we still
 believe or do not
 27 43
 7,996
 33
Good group of people.

Good group of people.

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Named: Joey Saladino O @JoeySalads 路 25 Sep
 If Trump gets impeached, I will donate my Left
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 You can quote me on this.
 t7 748
 957
 3,583
 Trevisaurus Rex @Trevisaur 路 23s
 Pay up, you piss-drinking nazi.
littlebabypubert:

threadzless:

aphony-cree:

bscully:

swevicki:

dude-its-liz:


libertybill:







Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.


Bullshit.聽He didn鈥檛. He鈥檚 pulling a PR stunt right now.


From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn鈥檛 exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check鈥?)
鈥淪incerely, Dick N bawls鈥? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible
everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn鈥檛 seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar聽 should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that鈥檚 exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao

Also this:
Where鈥檚 that Testicle Association you鈥檙e speaking of?

That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x)



If you expected a nazi to act with integrity you haven鈥檛 been paying attention 

This website is sooo fucking unbelievably stupid imagine needing an entire dissertation to understand that this neo-nazi did not actually donate his left testicle to the聽鈥淣ational Testicle Association鈥 and produce a document signed by a real man named Dick N Bawls

littlebabypubert: threadzless: aphony-cree: bscully: swevicki: dude-its-liz: libertybill: Ok but damn you gotto give it to...

Named: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex- periment with a new form called the tandem story The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home- work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para- graph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another para- graph to the story and send it back, also sending an- other copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab- solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any- thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a con- clusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per- manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news si- multaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and care- free, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec- onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em- pires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en- tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin- istic semi-literate adolescent. Gary) Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Gary) B*tch. (Rebecca) F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. A+ Ireally liked this one. epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of 鈥楳en Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus鈥
Named: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
 From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
 offered by an English professor from
 the University of Phoenix:
 The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
 periment with a new form called the tandem story
 The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
 person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
 work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
 of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
 graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
 read the first paragraph and then add another para-
 graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
 other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
 paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
 Remember to re-read what has been written each time
 in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
 solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
 thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
 The story is over when both agree a con-
 clusion has been reached."
 The following was actually turned in by two of his
 English students:
 Rebecca and Gary
 THE STORY:
 (first paragraph by Rebecca)
 At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
 she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
 favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
 her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
 times, that he liked chamomile.
 But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
 mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
 and if she thought about him too much her asthma
 started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
 the
 second paragraph by Gary)
 Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
 the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
 had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
 Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
 over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
 orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
 before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
 his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
 him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
 (Rebecca)
 He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
 but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
 psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
 ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
 stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
 ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
 manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
 read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
 multaneously excited her and bored her. She
 stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
 when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
 free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
 distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
 all the beautiful things around
 her. "Why must one
 lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
 pondered wistfully
 Gary)
 Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
 onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
 Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
 peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
 disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
 Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
 pires who were determined to destroy the human
 race. Within two hours after the passage of the
 treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
 Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
 With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
 their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
 tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
 in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
 on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
 poor, stupid Laurie.
 (Rebecca)
 This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
 literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
 istic semi-literate adolescent.
 Gary)
 Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
 tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
 literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
 F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
 air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
 Steele novels!"
 Gary)
 B*tch.
 (Rebecca)
 F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
 In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
 A+
 Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of 鈥楳en Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus鈥

epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of 鈥楳en Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus鈥