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Game of Thrones, Martin, and Revenge: Jagen H'ghar,l have a job for you
Say the name and it will be done.
George RR Martin
FUCK!
REVENGE!
game-of-thrones-fans:
Revenge is a dish served cold by Arya…
game-of-thrones-fans: Revenge is a dish served cold by Arya…
Bailey Jay, Funny, and God: adrift-beyond-the-moon:
misteryada:
odric-master-swagtician:
loafed-beans:
ethereal-insight:
fedkaczynski:
allamericankindofguy-actual:
fedkaczynski:
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god, slapped them in the face and stole their skis
adrift-beyond-the-moon: misteryada: odric-master-swagtician: loafed-beans: ethereal-insight: fedkaczynski: allamericankindofguy-actual...
Hello, Iphone, and SoundCloud: Paul Coxon
@paulcoxon
Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD
in physics and thanks to a random
brain freeze forgot the word for
photon so had to call it a shiny
crumb" in front of my colleagues
5:10 PM Feb 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
5.3K Retweets
40.5K Likes
Paul Coxon@paulcoxon 5h
Replying to @paulcoxon
If I had a SoundCloud it'd be here but that's
What l call a thunderstorm
ロ22
614
This is hard science
This is hard science
Nasty, Tumblr, and Blog: FIND YOUR PALEO GENERA
1. FIRST LETTER OF YOUR
FIRST NAME
2. FIRST LETTER OF YOUR
LAST NAME
A cephalo
B caud
C cheiro
D cyon
E dino
O cerato
P cetio
Q felis
R dromeo
s giga
T hippo
A Mega O Di
B A
C Brachy Q Pachy
D Micro R Para
E Deino S Archo
F Archeo T Cyno
G Mono U Eo
H Placo V Echino
l Smilo W Proto
J Tri
K Carno Y Sauro
L Campto Z Lepido
M Ornitho
N Thylaco
P Eu
pod
G brachic
H morph
I onyx
J ornis/ornitho X pelta
K pteror
L spondyl
M urus
N venator
U lania
V lopho
W nax/anax
X Thero
Y psitta
Z squali
3. BIRTH MONTH
JAN saurus
FEB don
MAR dactyl
APR therium
MAY suchus
JUN pteryx
JUL raptor
AUG mimus
SEP icthys
OCT titan
NOV ops
DEC gnathus
add and subtract O's
as needed
jackthevulture:
i-draws-dinosaurs:
despazito:
this took me too long to make, heres a translation glossary
bonus points if you draw your abomination
Cynocyonicthys
… “dog dog fish”
TRIGIGAICHTHYS
THREE. BIG. NASTY. FISH.
MEGAMORPHOSAURUS. BEHOLD ME!
jackthevulture: i-draws-dinosaurs: despazito: this took me too long to make, heres a translation glossary bonus points if you draw your a...
Dad, God, and Love: oO
@GamelikeEA
I may or may not have fallen in love last
night
How'd the Hinge date go
You ever met a girl with dad humor?
No
the waiter walked by with my tab
and was like "your bill, sir" and she
goes "actually his name is Austin"
Read 11:59 AM
Oh my god
She’s a keeper. @hinge hingepartner
She’s a keeper. @hinge hingepartner
Doctor, Lmao, and Target: venezianos:
blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE
IM SCCREAMING
venezianos: blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE IM SCCREAMING
America, England, and Family: transparentalia:
transparent sweden requested by ask-transgender-dmab-canada!
nsfw
transparentalia: transparent sweden requested by ask-transgender-dmab-canada!
Apparently, Paintings, and Tumblr: raychleadele:
sashayed:
qozelqort:
The birth of Snake Venus
snenus
First off, this is hilarious, but secondly, the artist’s name is Bill Flowers and he literally goes by The Snake Artist because he just does a bunch of paintings like this.
He’s also apparently a “venomous snake wrangler.” He’s Australian, which I feel explains a lot.
raychleadele: sashayed: qozelqort: The birth of Snake Venus snenus First off, this is hilarious, but secondly, the artist’s name is Bill ...
Family, Lazy, and Life: thecomfy.com
princesskitomi:
thespacesbetweenthestars:
asentimentalangel:
studentmaker:
I need this Hoodie in my life!
Why you should have one
It’s reversible
Size fit all family’s members
4 nice colors for choose
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Flexible in movement
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GET YOUR HERE
I need one of these in my life ASAP.
As seen on Shark Tank!!
@insert-epic-blogger-name-here I FOUND IT (and now I gotta have it)
princesskitomi: thespacesbetweenthestars: asentimentalangel: studentmaker: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s r...
Family, Lazy, and Life: thecomfy.com
princesskitomi:
thespacesbetweenthestars:
asentimentalangel:
studentmaker:
I need this Hoodie in my life!
Why you should have one
It’s reversible
Size fit all family’s members
4 nice colors for choose
Incredible cozy to wear
Flexible in movement
Both suitable for using at home or outdoors
Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!!
GET YOUR HERE
I need one of these in my life ASAP.
As seen on Shark Tank!!
@insert-epic-blogger-name-here I FOUND IT (and now I gotta have it)
princesskitomi: thespacesbetweenthestars: asentimentalangel: studentmaker: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s r...
Family, Lazy, and Life: thecomfy.com
princesskitomi:
thespacesbetweenthestars:
asentimentalangel:
studentmaker:
I need this Hoodie in my life!
Why you should have one
It’s reversible
Size fit all family’s members
4 nice colors for choose
Incredible cozy to wear
Flexible in movement
Both suitable for using at home or outdoors
Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!!
GET YOUR HERE
I need one of these in my life ASAP.
As seen on Shark Tank!!
@insert-epic-blogger-name-here I FOUND IT (and now I gotta have it)
princesskitomi: thespacesbetweenthestars: asentimentalangel: studentmaker: I need this Hoodie in my life! Why you should have one It’s r...
Anaconda, College, and Hentai: ll O2-UK
10:50 am
@
"100%)
), +
Tweet
sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?
blueboy1299: raptorific: potatoochann: raptorific: I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then...
Anaconda, Sex, and Indeed: THIS TORTOISE IS PROBABLY
GETTING LAID MORE THAN YOU
His name is Diego, he's over 100 years old, and he's said to be
a species saving sex fiend. When he was brought into captivity,
he was one of three Española tortoises in existence, but thanks
to his insatiable need to hump, he has gone on to father about
800 offspring. He single dickedly saved his species.
Get it, Diego!
Tortoises are hard workers indeed.
Tortoises are hard workers indeed.
Anaconda, College, and Hentai: ll O2-UK
10:50 am
@
"100%)
), +
Tweet
sebastian castillo
@bartlebytaco
it's catholic canon that in the garden of
gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin
committed by human beings which
means that he watched a guy blasting
rope to waluigi hentai and still decided
to sacrifice himself for humanity
absolute legend
12/01/2018, 5:15 pm
15 Retweets 51 Likes
blueboy1299:
raptorific:
potatoochann:
raptorific:
I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college
No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon
You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?
blueboy1299: raptorific: potatoochann: raptorific: I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then...
Memes, Nasa, and News: IT IS
TIME
TO GO
Was I
a good
Mars Rover?
IM TOLD YOU
WERE THE BEST.
NO.
seebangnow
waywarddragonwitch:
actualgod-official:
positive-memes:
We will find you once we reach Mars! And we will honor you!
Opportunity, may you rest in peace
NASA about to pull plug on Mars rover, silent for 8 months
waywarddragonwitch: actualgod-official: positive-memes: We will find you once we reach Mars! And we will honor you! Opportunity, may you ...
Love, Target, and Tumblr: "You'll never forget his name. It will just
mean something different to you as
time goes on. Four years ago it meant
the world but today it means a lesson
you learnt. And maybe even a blessing
in disguise."
-Silentperception
remanence-of-love:
Today it means a lesson you learnt…
remanence-of-love: Today it means a lesson you learnt…
