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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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PRETTY PLEASE
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YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
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YEAR
DAY
MONTH
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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PRETTY PLEASE
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DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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my pleasure: Good-bye liust wanted to say it's been my pleasure to be your corner telephone pole for many years now. It looks like 'll soon be replaced. Probably by the young pole there on the ground. I hope to be made into furniture or at least toothpicks. Though perhaps l'll end up being burned My smoke later filling your lungs and giving you cancer Ha! Ha! Anyway... The neighborhood has changed over the years bu ve always been here- holding street signs, electr Wires, telephone wires, eable,a light and lately ths transformer. The many staples are a reminder of the garage Sales, flea markets and hundreds of lost pets Sox, Cinnamon, Poncho and the rest, I hope you made it home. I hope I do too. It's been fun! PEN FA:2175 Maybe a few months from now you'll say to yourself "I remember the old pole" Thanks, The Corner Pole PMN MTLAURE This pole’s last message

my pleasure: Good-bye
liust wanted to say it's been my pleasure to be your
corner telephone pole for many years now. It looks
like 'll soon be replaced. Probably by the young pole
there on the ground.
I hope to be made into furniture or at least
toothpicks. Though perhaps l'll end up being burned
My smoke later filling your lungs and giving you
cancer
Ha! Ha! Anyway...
The neighborhood has changed over the years bu
ve always been here- holding street signs, electr
Wires, telephone wires, eable,a light and lately ths
transformer.
The many staples are a reminder of the garage
Sales, flea markets and hundreds of lost pets
Sox, Cinnamon, Poncho and the rest, I hope you
made it home. I hope I do too.
It's been fun!
PEN
FA:2175
Maybe a few months from now you'll say to yourself
"I remember the old pole"
Thanks, The Corner Pole
PMN MTLAURE
This pole’s last message

my pleasure: Good-bye
liust wanted to say it's been my pleasure to be your
corner telephone pole for many years now. It looks
like 'll soon be replaced. Probably by the young pole
there on the ground.
I hope to be made into furniture or at least
toothpicks. Though perhaps l'll end up being burned
My smoke later filling your lungs and giving you
cancer
Ha! Ha! Anyway...
The neighborhood has changed over the years bu
ve always been here- holding street signs, electr
Wires, telephone wires, eable,a light and lately ths
transformer.
The many staples are a reminder of the garage
Sales, flea markets and hundreds of lost pets
Sox, Cinnamon, Poncho and the rest, I hope you
made it home. I hope I do too.
It's been fun!
PEN
FA:2175
Maybe a few months from now you'll say to yourself
"I remember the old pole"
Thanks, The Corner Pole
PMN MTLAURE
This pole’s last message

This pole’s last message

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite & Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks saying Popeyes has the better sammich. It MUST be good then. You know how good some shit gotta be to get cussed out and STILL go back? If Popeye employees start saying "My Pleasure" its @roy... 20m over for CFA 31 t40 257 t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted Corey Richardson @vexedinthecity Replying to @roywoodjr Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick- Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's employees hate everybody equally. A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... 20m
over for CFA
31
t40
257
t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... 20m
over for CFA
31
t40
257
t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite & Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks saying Popeyes has the better sammich. It MUST be good then. You know how good some shit gotta be to get cussed out and STILL go back? If Popeye employees start saying "My Pleasure" its @roy... .20m v over for CFA 31 t240 257 ti Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted Corey Richardson @vexedinthecity Replying to @roywoodjr Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick- Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's employees hate everybody equally. A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... .20m v
over for CFA
31
t240
257
ti Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... .20m v
over for CFA
31
t240
257
ti Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s

A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite & Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks saying Popeyes has the better sammich. It MUST be good then. You know how good some shit gotta be to get cussed out and STILL go back? If Popeye employees start saying "My Pleasure" its @roy... 20m over for CFA 31 t40 257 t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted Corey Richardson @vexedinthecity Replying to @roywoodjr Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick- Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's employees hate everybody equally. A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s by LORE-above-ALL09 MORE MEMES

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... 20m
over for CFA
31
t40
257
t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s by LORE-above-ALL09
MORE MEMES

my pleasure: Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
Chick-Fil-A has a rep for being polite &
Popeyes a rep for being rude yet folks
saying Popeyes has the better sammich.
It MUST be good then. You know how
good some shit gotta be to get cussed
out and STILL go back? If Popeye
employees start saying "My Pleasure" its
@roy... 20m
over for CFA
31
t40
257
t Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi Retweeted
Corey Richardson
@vexedinthecity
Replying to @roywoodjr
Let's be clear; as a corporation, Chick-
Fil-A hates gay people. But Popeye's
employees hate everybody equally.
A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s by LORE-above-ALL09
MORE MEMES

A new war has begun chick-fil-A vs Popeye’s by LORE-above-ALL09 MORE MEMES

my pleasure: Mitch @Mitchellford91 Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on date and she said "it would be my pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil- ationship

my pleasure: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship

my pleasure: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship

my pleasure: Mitch @Mitchellford91 Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a date and she said "it would be my pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil- ationship Love story

my pleasure: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship
Love story

my pleasure: Mitch
@Mitchellford91
Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and
these two employees were flirting at the
table next to me (guess they were off
shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a
date and she said "it would be my
pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the
beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil-
ationship
Love story

Love story

my pleasure: gotham city by meg INT. WAREHOUSE NIGHT The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to as "burly" or "built." He stops underneath the brightest light in the room, setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is wearing a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack covering his features, one can still make out his raven hair poking out of the burlap fabric. a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus HENCHMAN (gruff) Seems like the Batman... is losing his touch RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack. RED ROBIN (muffled) Do I look like Batman to you? The henchman circles the teen like a tiger stalking its prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He forces out a deep and planned LAUGH HENCHMAN No, no, no. Much too small, you are Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be heard from underneath the sack. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Shhh, little bird. You must save your breath! Air will get spare quite soon. Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following uncomfortable silence. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) So tell me- 2. Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out of a package hidden in his coat pocket. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Where is the bat? My employer just wants to... chat. Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively communicating a "bitch, please" without the spoken word. Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the teen HENCHMAN (CONT'D) I had a feeling you were the dumb robin A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air. RED HOOD (from above) Damn right! The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to lift the sack from his head. a horrid RED ROBIN (yelling) I resent that! More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands stunned SPOILER Hey, don't say that! sensitive. He's ROBIN Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting himself kidnapped by this oaf? Disgraceful RED ROBIN (yelling) We literally planned this! It was your idea! Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles. 3. ROBIN Maybe there's a reason you're always playing kidnapped! RED ROBIN (yelling) Because you guys are jerks? NIGHTWING Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped this time! BATGIRL Oh, honey. We all know how that would play out. A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped. RED HOOD I take it back, Wing's the dumb Robin NIGHTWING OKAY, first of all, not my fault- the fire was The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling into darkness filled with disembodied voices. Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words. HENCHMAN H-hey! You- You can't- ALL BATKIDS (yelling) Shut up! The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his teeth HENCHΜΑΝ (talking to himself) I 'm not getting out of this, am 1? A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him ΒΑΤΜAΝ No outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :)

my pleasure: gotham city
by
meg

INT. WAREHOUSE
NIGHT
The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged
across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet
deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some
flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of
boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the
room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless
HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to
as "burly" or "built."
He stops underneath the brightest light in the room,
setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is
wearing
a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack
covering his features, one can still make out his raven
hair poking out of the burlap fabric.
a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus
HENCHMAN
(gruff)
Seems like the Batman... is losing
his touch
RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack.
RED ROBIN
(muffled)
Do I look like Batman to you?
The henchman circles the teen like a
tiger stalking its
prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He
forces out a deep and planned LAUGH
HENCHMAN
No, no, no. Much too small, you
are
Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be
heard from underneath the sack.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
Shhh, little bird. You must save
your breath! Air will get spare
quite soon.
Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly
cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red
Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following
uncomfortable silence.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
So tell me-

2.
Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping
an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out
of a package hidden in his coat pocket.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
Where is the bat? My employer just
wants to... chat.
Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively
communicating
a "bitch, please" without the spoken word.
Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the
teen
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
I had a feeling you were the dumb
robin
A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air.
RED HOOD
(from above)
Damn right!
The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting
CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand
that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to
lift the sack from his head.
a horrid
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
I resent that!
More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened
catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands
stunned
SPOILER
Hey, don't say that!
sensitive.
He's
ROBIN
Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting
himself kidnapped by this oaf?
Disgraceful
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
We literally planned this! It was
your idea!
Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles.

3.
ROBIN
Maybe there's a reason you're
always playing kidnapped!
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
Because you guys are
jerks?
NIGHTWING
Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped
this time!
BATGIRL
Oh, honey. We all know how that
would play out.
A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce
on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped.
RED HOOD
I take it back, Wing's the dumb
Robin
NIGHTWING
OKAY, first of all,
not my fault-
the fire was
The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an
outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling
into darkness filled with disembodied voices.
Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words.
HENCHMAN
H-hey! You- You can't-
ALL BATKIDS
(yelling)
Shut up!
The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his
teeth
HENCHΜΑΝ
(talking to himself)
I 'm not getting out of this, am 1?
A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him
ΒΑΤΜAΝ
No
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my pleasure: gotham city
by
meg

INT. WAREHOUSE
NIGHT
The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged
across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet
deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some
flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of
boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the
room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless
HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to
as "burly" or "built."
He stops underneath the brightest light in the room,
setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is
wearing
a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack
covering his features, one can still make out his raven
hair poking out of the burlap fabric.
a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus
HENCHMAN
(gruff)
Seems like the Batman... is losing
his touch
RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack.
RED ROBIN
(muffled)
Do I look like Batman to you?
The henchman circles the teen like a
tiger stalking its
prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He
forces out a deep and planned LAUGH
HENCHMAN
No, no, no. Much too small, you
are
Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be
heard from underneath the sack.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
Shhh, little bird. You must save
your breath! Air will get spare
quite soon.
Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly
cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red
Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following
uncomfortable silence.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
So tell me-

2.
Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping
an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out
of a package hidden in his coat pocket.
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
Where is the bat? My employer just
wants to... chat.
Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively
communicating
a "bitch, please" without the spoken word.
Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the
teen
HENCHMAN (CONT'D)
I had a feeling you were the dumb
robin
A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air.
RED HOOD
(from above)
Damn right!
The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting
CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand
that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to
lift the sack from his head.
a horrid
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
I resent that!
More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened
catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands
stunned
SPOILER
Hey, don't say that!
sensitive.
He's
ROBIN
Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting
himself kidnapped by this oaf?
Disgraceful
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
We literally planned this! It was
your idea!
Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles.

3.
ROBIN
Maybe there's a reason you're
always playing kidnapped!
RED ROBIN
(yelling)
Because you guys are
jerks?
NIGHTWING
Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped
this time!
BATGIRL
Oh, honey. We all know how that
would play out.
A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce
on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped.
RED HOOD
I take it back, Wing's the dumb
Robin
NIGHTWING
OKAY, first of all,
not my fault-
the fire was
The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an
outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling
into darkness filled with disembodied voices.
Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words.
HENCHMAN
H-hey! You- You can't-
ALL BATKIDS
(yelling)
Shut up!
The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his
teeth
HENCHΜΑΝ
(talking to himself)
I 'm not getting out of this, am 1?
A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him
ΒΑΤΜAΝ
No
outoftheframework:

outoftheframework:
so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened.

enjoy?

so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y’all make me so happy.thank you :)

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@queeninnn_
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@queeninnn_
never buying a bootleg movie
again this nigga turned the
camera around and said "this my
favorite part"
7:59 PM 03 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone
7,975 Retweets 44.4K Likes
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my pleasure: Thick-Fil-A*my pleasure*
@queeninnn_
never buying a bootleg movie
again this nigga turned the
camera around and said "this my
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first.
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My spiritual practice
comes first.
My safety comes first.
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first.
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air and pollutes my hair and clothes,
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my pleasure is urine. Would you be
annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and
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Cigarette smoke is the residue of
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air and pollutes my hair and clothes,
not to mention my lungs.
THIS TAKES PLACE
WITHOUT MY CONSENT
I have a pleasure also; I like to have
a beer now and again. The residue of
my pleasure is urine. Would you be
annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and
pissed on your head and clothes
without your consent?
Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

my pleasure: FOR NOT SMMOKING Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air and pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. THIS TAKES PLACE WITHOUT MY CONSENT I have a pleasure also; I like to have a beer now and again. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent? Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

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Cigarette smoke is the residue of
your pleasure. It contaminates the
air and pollutes my hair and clothes,
not to mention my lungs.
THIS TAKES PLACE
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a beer now and again. The residue of
my pleasure is urine. Would you be
annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and
pissed on your head and clothes
without your consent?
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my pleasure: FOR NOT SMMOKING
Cigarette smoke is the residue of
your pleasure. It contaminates the
air and pollutes my hair and clothes,
not to mention my lungs.
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WITHOUT MY CONSENT
I have a pleasure also; I like to have
a beer now and again. The residue of
my pleasure is urine. Would you be
annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and
pissed on your head and clothes
without your consent?
Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s

my pleasure: FOR NOT SMMOKING Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air and pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. THIS TAKES PLACE WITHOUT MY CONSENT I have a pleasure also; I like to have a beer now and again. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent? Anti-smoking sign from the late 80’s, early 90’s via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2NrAkcj

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air and pollutes my hair and clothes,
not to mention my lungs.
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my pleasure is urine. Would you be
annoyed. if I stood.-on-a chair and
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DORKLY
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my pleasure: GIVE IT UP, CLARK YOU MAY BE STRONGER THAN ME, AND FASTER THAN ME, AND HAVE MORE POWERS THAN ME... BUT YOu CANT OUT-THINK ME. AS LONG AS I'M BATMAN, I'll ALWAYS BEAT YOu FINE! RUN AWAY COWARD NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO... I WILL STILL BE BATMA-- NO MATTER WHERE YOU HIDE DORKLY THANK You FOR SAVING US, SIR! MY PLEASURE, YOUNG MAN AND ONE LAST THING. DDRK I WIN BRLUCE Batman vs. Superman

my pleasure: GIVE IT UP, CLARK
YOU MAY BE STRONGER
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I'M BATMAN, I'll
ALWAYS BEAT YOu
FINE!
RUN AWAY
COWARD
NO MATTER
WHERE YOU GO...
I WILL STILL
BE BATMA--
NO MATTER
WHERE YOU HIDE
DORKLY
THANK You
FOR SAVING
US, SIR!
MY PLEASURE,
YOUNG MAN
AND ONE
LAST THING.
DDRK
I WIN
BRLUCE
Batman vs. Superman

my pleasure: GIVE IT UP, CLARK
YOU MAY BE STRONGER
THAN ME, AND FASTER THAN
ME, AND HAVE MORE
POWERS THAN ME...
BUT YOu CANT
OUT-THINK ME.
AS LONG AS
I'M BATMAN, I'll
ALWAYS BEAT YOu
FINE!
RUN AWAY
COWARD
NO MATTER
WHERE YOU GO...
I WILL STILL
BE BATMA--
NO MATTER
WHERE YOU HIDE
DORKLY
THANK You
FOR SAVING
US, SIR!
MY PLEASURE,
YOUNG MAN
AND ONE
LAST THING.
DDRK
I WIN
BRLUCE
Batman vs. Superman

Batman vs. Superman

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@_ayosworldd
Chickfila: "hi welcome to Chickfila its
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Mcdonalds: "go ahead"
8/23/18, 2:03 PM
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my pleasure: Derrick
@_ayosworldd
Chickfila: "hi welcome to Chickfila its
a beautiful day of 76° and you are
blessed abundantly it would be my
pleasure to serve you"
Mcdonalds: "go ahead"
8/23/18, 2:03 PM
Canes: Chicken, chicken, chicken which combo you pickin ? by YungRomeow
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my pleasure: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s, them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know, tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and er, the children of Athenians who had andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild, el lily to the impression I sought to on him. Next to woman, I love the lections of my ancestral land; I love to propagate on distant shores her colonies perchance yet people), her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that " Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him rea the cinating flan voice of the stat iphave we ot s beautiful, he botton of it?" to other mattes you can admit meio one of your less sacred apartments?" which h hsomething of those sublime allegories which are couched beneath her worship. I excited winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer which while the companions partook, a r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he the court, concealed them rom e, b is one of you" admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is , in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our ues and secret staircases, dis was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed the which denies all our gods, and terms our oracles the inspirations of that malevolent ·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira- ernative. Arbaces, air, so soft and in speaking stat favorite dstorted his ungainly features " Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are." main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath

my pleasure: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII
distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold
the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s,
them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I
hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte
aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog
napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the
sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy
ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness
you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own
tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my
suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron
Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of
s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know,
tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en
ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and
er, the children of Athenians who had
andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their
for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti
or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind
be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild,
el lily to the impression I sought to
on him. Next to woman, I love the
lections of my ancestral land; I love
to propagate on distant shores
her colonies perchance yet people),
her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that
" Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus
he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the
urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him
rea
the
cinating flan
voice of the stat
iphave we ot
s beautiful,
he botton of it?"
to other mattes you can admit meio
one of your less sacred apartments?"
which h
hsomething of those sublime allegories which
are couched beneath her worship. I excited
winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer
which while the companions partook, a
r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on
tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he
the court, concealed them rom e, b
is one of you"
admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus
sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him
of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is
, in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our
ues and secret staircases, dis
was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes
my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to
From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known
coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected
mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed
the which denies all our gods, and terms our
oracles the inspirations of that malevolent
·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our
oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira-
ernative.
Arbaces,
air, so soft and in speaking stat
favorite
dstorted his ungainly features
" Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are."
main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace
As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made
love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath

my pleasure: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII
distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold
the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s,
them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I
hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte
aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog
napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the
sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy
ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness
you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own
tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my
suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron
Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of
s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know,
tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en
ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and
er, the children of Athenians who had
andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their
for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti
or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind
be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild,
el lily to the impression I sought to
on him. Next to woman, I love the
lections of my ancestral land; I love
to propagate on distant shores
her colonies perchance yet people),
her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that
" Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus
he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the
urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him
rea
the
cinating flan
voice of the stat
iphave we ot
s beautiful,
he botton of it?"
to other mattes you can admit meio
one of your less sacred apartments?"
which h
hsomething of those sublime allegories which
are couched beneath her worship. I excited
winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer
which while the companions partook, a
r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on
tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he
the court, concealed them rom e, b
is one of you"
admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus
sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him
of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is
, in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our
ues and secret staircases, dis
was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes
my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to
From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known
coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected
mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed
the which denies all our gods, and terms our
oracles the inspirations of that malevolent
·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our
oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira-
ernative.
Arbaces,
air, so soft and in speaking stat
favorite
dstorted his ungainly features
" Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are."
main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace
As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made
love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath

my pleasure: Kay @KaylarWill Cars with no bumper and a dummy tire gets all on the privileges on the road with me. You ain't bout to hit my ass l can smell the no insurance. You want to get over? MY PLEASURE 7/31/18, 11:00 AM 1,983 Retweets 5,088 Likes Only a fool would underestimate a man with nothing to lose by hkjnc MORE MEMES

my pleasure: Kay
@KaylarWill
Cars with no bumper and a dummy tire
gets all on the privileges on the road
with me. You ain't bout to hit my ass l
can smell the no insurance. You want
to get over? MY PLEASURE
7/31/18, 11:00 AM
1,983 Retweets 5,088 Likes
Only a fool would underestimate a man with nothing to lose by hkjnc
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my pleasure: Kay
@KaylarWill
Cars with no bumper and a dummy tire
gets all on the privileges on the road
with me. You ain't bout to hit my ass l
can smell the no insurance. You want
to get over? MY PLEASURE
7/31/18, 11:00 AM
1,983 Retweets 5,088 Likes
Only a fool would underestimate a man with nothing to lose by hkjnc
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Only a fool would underestimate a man with nothing to lose by hkjnc MORE MEMES

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my pleasure: 21:01 1
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Chidden Nuddet
@Sir_Hurizzel
Baby: "m...m.m..."
Mother: "Go on! Say it! Say mama!"
Baby: "m...my pleasure"
Traduire le Tweet
Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
A baby was born in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom
and now will get free Chick-Fil-A for life as
well as a job when she turns 14
bars.tl/hPrwi9ROHO
20/07/2018 12:39
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McDonald’s would kick you out

my pleasure: 21:01 1
Tweet
Chidden Nuddet
@Sir_Hurizzel
Baby: "m...m.m..."
Mother: "Go on! Say it! Say mama!"
Baby: "m...my pleasure"
Traduire le Tweet
Barstool Sports @barstoolsports
A baby was born in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom
and now will get free Chick-Fil-A for life as
well as a job when she turns 14
bars.tl/hPrwi9ROHO
20/07/2018 12:39
Tweetez votre réponse
McDonald’s would kick you out

McDonald’s would kick you out