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Head, Meme, and Alabama: ALABAMA 100 So i was playing an SCP game on roblox and this kind of idea for a meme appeared in my head for no reason
Head, Meme, and Alabama: ALABAMA 100
So i was playing an SCP game on roblox and this kind of idea for a meme appeared in my head for no reason

So i was playing an SCP game on roblox and this kind of idea for a meme appeared in my head for no reason

Head, Twitter, and Looking: So I was looking at Twitter the other day, and this popped into my head.
Head, Twitter, and Looking: So I was looking at Twitter the other day, and this popped into my head.

So I was looking at Twitter the other day, and this popped into my head.

A Dream, Abc, and Fucking: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)02:28:04 No.42097971 File: 1410063567900.jpg (292 KB, 3936x2164) >Be me >1433lb bouncy baby boy >Just finished my tendies and call for mommy to bring me my waifu pillow for sleepy weepy time >She doesn't answer >thisfuckingslut >Start screaming and shitting my diapy in a seething rage >All of a sudden, I see abcs trot passed my playroom window >Thank god, somebody is coming to help >They kick the door in and race inside, yelling in some indistinguishable tongue They're pretty scary, so I bury my face into my scooby doo bib from my tendie feast so they can't find me >One of them notices me and starts yelling "HE'S IN HERE" >I look up to see a dozen guns pointed in my face >Probably M16's but they don't look like the kind in CS:GO so I'm not sure >The leading officer makes way into the room and says I'm under arrest >I can't go to prison; they don't have hentai >l grin, and in protest begin to overfill my now >Fucking normies can't move my 1433lb frame, I don't even fit through my playroom door anymore >They repeat that I'm under arrest and try to grab my hands to cuff me >I let out a 10 kiloton shart that bursts through my diapy and showers them in my bubbly brown surprise >"FUCKING NORMIES YOU DON'T TOUCH ME" >Reach and grab >They can't see >One of them tries to radio for backup >By now, they're all in absolute agony, blinded by the concentrated poo poo they've been subjected to >l laugh maniacally as I bask in my victory >Mommy still hasn't showed up so I can't make her clean this mess >Figure fuck it and decide to take a nap and hope it's all gone when I wake up >Rest my head and close my eyes >Wake up later to a clean room, my waifu pillow, and a tray of tendies next to me >ABC men are gone >Mfw it was just a dream and I'm still mommy's good little bouncy baby boy way leaking diapy and chuckle as many piss and cummy jugs as I can and start my blitzkrieg through the vileness I've released unto them I grab my prized 12th century Claymore from my wall and strike him down So up and change me Anon Has A Dream
A Dream, Abc, and Fucking: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)02:28:04 No.42097971
 File: 1410063567900.jpg (292 KB, 3936x2164)
 >Be me
 >1433lb bouncy baby boy
 >Just finished my tendies and call for mommy to bring me my waifu pillow for sleepy weepy
 time
 >She doesn't answer
 >thisfuckingslut
 >Start screaming and shitting my diapy in a seething rage
 >All of a sudden, I see abcs trot passed my playroom window
 >Thank god, somebody is coming to help
 >They kick the door in and race inside, yelling in some indistinguishable tongue
 They're pretty scary, so I bury my face into my scooby doo bib from my tendie feast so they can't find me
 >One of them notices me and starts yelling "HE'S IN HERE"
 >I look up to see a dozen guns pointed in my face
 >Probably M16's but they don't look like the kind in CS:GO so I'm not sure
 >The leading officer makes way into the room and says I'm under arrest
 >I can't go to prison; they don't have hentai
 >l grin, and in protest begin to overfill my now
 >Fucking normies can't move my 1433lb frame, I don't even fit through my playroom door anymore
 >They repeat that I'm under arrest and try to grab my hands to cuff me
 >I let out a 10 kiloton shart that bursts through my diapy and showers them in my bubbly brown surprise
 >"FUCKING NORMIES YOU DON'T TOUCH ME"
 >Reach and grab
 >They can't see
 >One of them tries to radio for backup
 >By now, they're all in absolute agony, blinded by the concentrated poo poo they've been subjected to
 >l laugh maniacally as I bask in my victory
 >Mommy still hasn't showed up so I can't make her clean this mess
 >Figure fuck it and decide to take a nap and hope it's all gone when I wake up
 >Rest my head and close my eyes
 >Wake up later to a clean room, my waifu pillow, and a tray of tendies next to me
 >ABC men are gone
 >Mfw it was just a dream and I'm still mommy's good little bouncy baby boy
 way
 leaking diapy and chuckle
 as many piss and cummy jugs as I can and start my blitzkrieg
 through the vileness I've released unto them
 I grab my prized 12th century Claymore from my wall and strike him down
 So
 up and change me
Anon Has A Dream

Anon Has A Dream

Head, Boat, and Now: A boat fell on my head and now I'm T-Posing...
Head, Boat, and Now: A boat fell on my head and now I'm T-Posing...

A boat fell on my head and now I'm T-Posing...

Animals, Bones, and Church: teaboot The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it's honestly a waste that my entire life isn't constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS teaboot 1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home 2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn't talk about it again. 3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized "wait it's dark as fuck" so I just held still until the guy gave up and left. 4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl's underwear a day later and I never saw him again 5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver's side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out 6. The night I was out on a wallk and this old guy told me he'd locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him "you know that sounds super suspicious right" and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead 7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn't follow me onboard 8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again. 9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me 'piñata' and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals 10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks 11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped 12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home 13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play bloody mary' in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said "no thanks" and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead. 14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a locked up big empty room full of dirt and enmpty cooking pots that I just sort of. forever and never go near 15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360° spin with nobody touching it, so I said that was neat and never ate there again 16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing l'd ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, soI apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn't even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds Quick question, what the fuckkkkk
Animals, Bones, and Church: teaboot
 The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could
 honestly be a movie in itself and it's honestly a waste that my entire life isn't
 constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
 teaboot
 1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but
 when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep
 head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went
 home
 2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones
 wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it
 was nothing, so we just put it back and didn't talk about it again.
 3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized "wait
 it's dark as fuck" so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
 4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut
 my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but
 then he got caught stealing girl's underwear a day later and I never saw him
 again
 5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night
 and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver's side
 of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
 6. The night I was out on a wallk and this old guy told me he'd locked his keys in
 his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back
 window for him, so I told him "you know that sounds super suspicious right" and
 told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
 7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and
 so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the
 shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to
 throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from
 Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn't follow
 me onboard
 8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who
 used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face,
 until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
 9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me
 'piñata' and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to
 juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
 10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent
 instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
 11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and
 eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the
 hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until
 one night the screaming just stopped
 12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back,
 so I went home
 13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play
 bloody mary' in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said "no
 thanks" and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
 14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a
 locked up
 big empty room full of dirt and enmpty cooking pots that I just sort of.
 forever and never go near
 15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360° spin with
 nobody touching it, so I said that was neat and never ate there again
 16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the
 old town church cause it was the most goth thing l'd ever seen, right? But then
 it swooped down towards me, soI apologized immediately for being rude, and I
 felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn't even
 leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Quick question, what the fuckkkkk

Quick question, what the fuckkkkk

Apparently, Crazy, and Drinking: Dear Nomoshtooposhh and others. 'They' trying very hard to stop me telling you and others. I know a lot ( not just ideas) but I dont know a lot too. You need to know that there are great forces out there, and physically in pharmaceutical companie and other agencies, like the CDC, making this all happen. Actually I dont even know where to put all I have got. Anyway, avoid as many creams and ointments as you can. Particularly vitamin A complexes, anti-aging anti wrinkle stuff, sunburn cream, hair are regrowth cream (which is morgellons) etc. They put these grotesque malicious nano worms and all the rest into minute powder form or creams. And crazy as it sounds, the worms do have communal consciousness, and with those in your brain too. Examining them is fun. They provide an 'anything but..' picture. Of whatever ISNT in your visual memory banks. They know. In your eyes you can put chlormycetin drops. They dont like them but they adjust to any antibiotic or chemical after a while. Effects on eyes (visual acuity, floaters,), From spitting of stinging streams from M-hairs from eyebrows and eyelashes These stinging threads can elasticise and then (depending body theyre on ) transform into mucous, plaque, hairs, translucent blobs or go transparent into liquid or in the aqueous humor Lines track under the skin from part of your on the medium or ears to eyebrows. Very fine threads of hairs attempt to surrepticiously meander into the eye from a nearby nest. May fire from hairs in your eyelashes that have become M-hairs ( they grow long quickly, bit irregular,) You wont see anything fire. They move either faster than the eye can see, or slower than your mind notices Ive only ever seen them move when they didnt know I was looking) These become whitish mucous threads with lumps, on and under the conjunctiva, that sting initially. Lumps may create unremovable lumps on the eyeball, that become them- selves a source of threads. Eventually the threads are incorporated into the aque- ous humour as an invisible, transparent, malicious, component. Leading to greatly reduced visual acuity. With the symptoms of visual streaks or scotoma and stigmata and blurred vision (reportedly progressing eventually to blindness.) The floater are apparently the nano wires and all the other nanotech shit they make to try to turn us into robot cyborgs. (at least I can replay songs in my head perfectly them going on and on. Others get radio stations.) You need to know that Everyone is infested with this shit! It's just that we are supersensitive or allergic or intolerant to being turned into robots. Which is compliment really! I'd recommend showering every day using only a defoliant shampoo and a washing up type brush to wash them all off your skin every day at least. (Notice how they resist going down the sink). Avoid soaps with all those SLES etc that are designed to make your skin absorb these nasties. I actually shave off all eyebrows. And pull out all eyelashes using a magnifying mirror, angled tweezers and a strong Led torch side on to see them. (Heaps of fun!) And also remove them as plaques, tiny blobs of mucous, hairs and strings. From my conjunctiva and corner of eye. It's an art form. Using tweezers is a chapter again. You need to clean them constantly with nail file sandpaper. They do everything but everything to stop them working properly (esp getting between the blades) to eventually going to live in the steel itself. Theyll be also blocking up your nose too. They are good shots! Pulling out just listen to now- muck and hairs from there does reduce it in eyes a bit. Decongestant sprays work. But the drug companies phase out everything that works against morgellons, replacing it with whatever doesnt. (The people-creatures behind all this are truly evil) (Plus removing the M-hairs from the bottom of your nose reduces a bit those going thru into your gums to make tooth caries. Morgellons creatures dont like per- oxide (03) or fluoride. Probably why it's in the water supply (keeping it in simpler forms) cause drinking it doesnt help us. On and between the teeth is livable with.) Avoid synthetic materials particularly the static attracting stuff (nylon, rayon, very thin plastic wrap) Many lens cleaning tissues etc are loaded with morgellons already. Sorry about this, but I think hair colouring dyes are loaded too. Or at least it's the precursors to making them. "I'm told that Morgellons is going to become so big it'll be the sticking point for the whole planet." Though Im not convinced they'd even know then. I get the feeling you could dropa morgellons worm the size of a road train in front of most of them, and they wouldnt see it. Love. Reply VIEW ALL COMMENTS Add a comment Found on r/morgellons...
Apparently, Crazy, and Drinking: Dear Nomoshtooposhh and others. 'They'
 trying very hard to stop me telling
 you and others. I know a lot ( not just
 ideas) but I dont know a lot too. You need
 to know that there are great forces out
 there, and physically in pharmaceutical
 companie and other agencies, like the
 CDC, making this all happen. Actually I
 dont even know where to put all I have
 got. Anyway, avoid as many creams
 and ointments as you can. Particularly
 vitamin A complexes, anti-aging anti
 wrinkle stuff, sunburn cream, hair
 are
 regrowth cream (which is morgellons)
 etc. They put these grotesque malicious
 nano worms and all the rest into minute
 powder form or creams. And crazy as it
 sounds, the worms do have communal
 consciousness, and with those in your
 brain too. Examining them is fun. They
 provide an 'anything but..' picture. Of
 whatever ISNT in your visual memory
 banks. They know. In your eyes you can
 put chlormycetin drops. They dont like
 them but they adjust to any antibiotic
 or chemical after a while. Effects on
 eyes (visual acuity, floaters,), From
 spitting of stinging streams from M-hairs
 from eyebrows and eyelashes These
 stinging threads can elasticise and then
 (depending
 body theyre on ) transform into mucous,
 plaque, hairs, translucent blobs or go
 transparent into liquid or in the aqueous
 humor Lines track under the skin from
 part of your
 on the medium or
 ears to eyebrows. Very fine threads of
 hairs attempt to surrepticiously meander
 into the eye from a nearby nest. May fire
 from hairs in your eyelashes that have
 become M-hairs ( they grow long quickly,
 bit irregular,) You wont see anything fire.
 They move either faster than the eye can
 see, or slower than your mind notices
 Ive only ever seen them move when they
 didnt know I was looking) These become
 whitish mucous threads with lumps, on
 and under the conjunctiva, that sting
 initially. Lumps may create unremovable
 lumps on the eyeball, that become them-
 selves a source of threads. Eventually the
 threads are incorporated into the aque-
 ous humour as an invisible, transparent,
 malicious, component. Leading to greatly
 reduced visual acuity. With the symptoms
 of visual streaks or scotoma and
 stigmata and blurred vision (reportedly
 progressing eventually to blindness.)
 The floater are
 apparently the nano
 wires and all the other nanotech shit
 they make to try to turn us into robot
 cyborgs. (at least I can replay songs in
 my head perfectly
 them going on and on. Others get radio
 stations.) You need to know that Everyone
 is infested with this shit! It's just that we
 are supersensitive or allergic or intolerant
 to being turned into robots. Which is
 compliment really! I'd recommend
 showering every day using only a
 defoliant shampoo and a washing up
 type brush to wash them all off your skin
 every day at least. (Notice how they resist
 going down the sink). Avoid soaps with all
 those SLES etc that are designed to make
 your skin absorb these nasties. I actually
 shave off all eyebrows. And pull out all
 eyelashes using a magnifying mirror,
 angled tweezers and a strong Led torch
 side on to see them. (Heaps of fun!) And
 also remove them as plaques, tiny blobs
 of mucous, hairs and strings. From my
 conjunctiva and corner of eye. It's an art
 form. Using tweezers is a chapter again.
 You need to clean them constantly with
 nail file sandpaper. They do everything
 but everything to stop them working
 properly (esp getting between the blades)
 to eventually going to live in the steel
 itself. Theyll be also blocking up your
 nose too. They are good shots! Pulling out
 just listen to
 now-
 muck and hairs from there does reduce
 it in eyes a bit. Decongestant sprays
 work. But the drug companies phase out
 everything that works against morgellons,
 replacing it with whatever doesnt. (The
 people-creatures behind all this are truly
 evil) (Plus removing the M-hairs from the
 bottom of your nose reduces a bit those
 going thru into your gums to make tooth
 caries. Morgellons creatures dont like per-
 oxide (03) or fluoride. Probably why it's
 in the water supply (keeping it in simpler
 forms) cause drinking it doesnt help us.
 On and between the teeth is livable with.)
 Avoid synthetic materials particularly the
 static attracting stuff (nylon, rayon, very
 thin plastic wrap) Many lens cleaning
 tissues etc are loaded with morgellons
 already. Sorry about this, but I think hair
 colouring dyes are loaded too. Or at least
 it's the precursors to making them. "I'm
 told that Morgellons is going to become
 so big it'll be the sticking point for the
 whole planet." Though Im not convinced
 they'd even know then. I get the feeling
 you could dropa morgellons worm the
 size of a road train in front of most of
 them, and they wouldnt see it. Love.
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