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Anal Sex, Blowjob, and Clothes: The LAD "tackled by police before he commits statutory rape" The Chad anal sex The THAD oral sex The virgin "penis in vagina" sex II Is still a virgin 100% chance of pregnacy - Chad will violently kick Stacy in the stomach at the end anyway Neverending guttural screams Currently incapable of having sex anywhere outside the prison showers Low sperm count for the virgin and Becky Done in the privacy of the bedroom so no one else Thad is incapable of feeling the blowjob unless Tracy bites down every ten seconds and scaps her teeth on the shaft With a penis the size of Thad's oral sex is also Done with the from both parties clothes on to increase efficiency Bulge is so enormous that the sperm was evicted due to not being able to pay rent to live in such a large space can see anal sex Hand is glued to Stacy's hair with a hook grip for added forearm gains Hymen is still intact be- cause the virgin's penis is too short to reach it Zero thrusting done thanks to the intervention of the brave men and women Vanilla as shit Neither person involved has ever Stacy's asshole is so smooth it hit Chad with a pickup line before he even had a chance to make a move Even the virgin is thicc-er than Becky working in our police force Doesn't need to thrust, but does The only thing that sucks here is this even heard of clothes SQUELCHI Scarce thrusting, due to poor cardiovascular health in both participants What the fuck is so anyway. Both leave with their virginity intact wrong with this guy? asshole Cannot be done anywhere but a public bathroom in Arby's Hated by doctors for his ability to attempt statutory Tracy sucks harder than the LAD knows his victim too well, has been outside the middle school for weeks rape Chad's penis is so big that it will undoubtably cause internal bleeding and Didn't manage any final season of Neither are capable of feeling any emotion while doing the act orgasming since the fine men and women in our Thrusting is fast because Chad and Stacy want to support their muslim friends GoT police force tackled him to the floor before he rupture organs Only done in a loving long term relationship during Ramadan Disgusts women, has never been laid in his life except approached the victim Hated by doctors for his ability to unclog the large intestine with relative ease High chance of pregnancy, Thad must wear a full virgin wears a condom at the expense of pleasure for when he's laid to rest Always a hookup, neither will speak to the other ever again Awkward moaning body condom because seeing his muscles will cause tbe uterus of any woman in a 25km radius after being fatally stabbed in jail and uncomfortable Think those are veins? Wouldn't even be in Think again, they are actually Thad's enorm- ous sperm obediently refusing to impregnate a dirty talk this predicament if he like his women how he likes his prison Virgin orgasm upon contact with the labia, Becky is unable to orgasm Neither can orgasm Both have so much stamina they are incapable of finishing - will be stuck in a to burst unless at least 50 Feels nothing but the cold metal cuffs on his wrists as he is escorted Done naked, neither party is comfortable with their Chad likes his sex how he likes his fries Animal Style sentence-over 18 people know that they are having Absolute silence years woman to holding by the fine men and women in our police force sex body permanent loop Wtf I can't believe that Lad would do this
Anal Sex, Blowjob, and Clothes: The LAD "tackled by police before he commits
 statutory rape"
 The Chad anal
 sex
 The THAD oral sex
 The virgin "penis in vagina" sex
 II
 Is still a virgin
 100% chance of pregnacy - Chad
 will violently kick Stacy in the
 stomach at the end anyway
 Neverending
 guttural screams
 Currently incapable of having
 sex anywhere outside the
 prison showers
 Low sperm count for
 the virgin and Becky
 Done in the privacy of the
 bedroom so no one else
 Thad is incapable of
 feeling the blowjob unless
 Tracy bites down every ten
 seconds and scaps her
 teeth on the shaft
 With a penis the size of
 Thad's oral sex is also
 Done with the from both parties
 clothes on to
 increase efficiency
 Bulge is so enormous that
 the sperm was evicted due
 to not being able to pay rent
 to live in such a large space
 can see
 anal sex
 Hand is glued to
 Stacy's hair with a
 hook grip for added
 forearm gains
 Hymen is still intact be-
 cause the virgin's penis
 is too short to reach it
 Zero thrusting done thanks
 to the intervention of the
 brave men and women
 Vanilla as shit
 Neither person
 involved has ever
 Stacy's asshole is so
 smooth it hit Chad with
 a pickup line before he
 even had a chance to
 make a move
 Even the virgin is
 thicc-er than Becky
 working in our police force
 Doesn't need to
 thrust, but does
 The only thing
 that sucks
 here is this
 even heard of clothes
 SQUELCHI
 Scarce thrusting, due to
 poor cardiovascular health
 in both participants
 What the fuck is
 so anyway.
 Both leave with
 their virginity
 intact
 wrong with this guy?
 asshole
 Cannot be done
 anywhere but a public
 bathroom in Arby's
 Hated by doctors for his
 ability to attempt statutory
 Tracy sucks
 harder than the
 LAD knows his
 victim too well, has
 been outside the
 middle school for
 weeks
 rape
 Chad's penis is
 so big that it will
 undoubtably cause
 internal bleeding and
 Didn't manage any
 final season of
 Neither are capable
 of feeling any
 emotion while
 doing the act
 orgasming since the fine
 men and women in our
 Thrusting is fast
 because Chad and
 Stacy want to support
 their muslim friends
 GoT
 police force tackled him
 to the floor before he
 rupture organs
 Only done in a
 loving long term
 relationship
 during Ramadan
 Disgusts women, has never
 been laid in his life except
 approached the victim
 Hated by doctors for
 his ability to unclog
 the large intestine with
 relative ease
 High chance of pregnancy,
 Thad must wear a full
 virgin wears a condom at
 the expense of pleasure
 for when he's laid to rest
 Always a hookup,
 neither will speak to
 the other ever again
 Awkward moaning
 body condom because
 seeing his muscles will
 cause tbe uterus of any
 woman in a 25km radius
 after being fatally stabbed
 in jail
 and uncomfortable
 Think those are veins?
 Wouldn't even be in
 Think again, they are
 actually Thad's enorm-
 ous sperm obediently
 refusing to impregnate a
 dirty talk
 this predicament if he
 like his women how
 he likes his prison
 Virgin orgasm upon contact
 with the labia, Becky is
 unable to orgasm
 Neither can orgasm
 Both have so much
 stamina they are
 incapable of finishing
 - will be stuck in a
 to burst
 unless at least 50
 Feels nothing but the cold metal
 cuffs on his wrists as he is escorted
 Done naked, neither party
 is comfortable with their
 Chad likes his sex
 how he likes his fries
 Animal Style
 sentence-over 18
 people know that they
 are having
 Absolute silence
 years
 woman
 to holding by the fine men and
 women in our police force
 sex
 body
 permanent loop
Wtf I can't believe that Lad would do this

Wtf I can't believe that Lad would do this

Animals, Belgium, and Facebook: O 75% AT&T 13:38 Dimitri Diatchenko Iguess I'm unbanned....again. Ha. You re welcome, Facebook/CIA 7 Comments 16 Like Share Comment This is a great analysis of how the EU sucks and hates great leaders like Victor Orban, president of Hungary, for telling the idiot globalists in Belgium to F off He is building a wall to keep out the muslim riffraff of 50 IQ pathological rapists and murderers, all criminals of which are hidden under the gui se of multicultural bullshit I respect and admire Mr Orban and Marine La Penn and Salvamini and the rest of the new order of European leaders that reject the EU. look what this mass migration has done to Europe. when you let shithole country's animals into your country, your country becomes a shithole....France, Italy, Sweden, Germany, Spain, etc National self respect dictates a virolent response to the desicration of what was once a great cultural epicenter, now turned into a pit of violent, retarded military- aged men with 50 IQ's invading these countries at the bequest of criminals like George Soros, Junker, Macron, Merkel and the rest of the glibalist scum that have ruined Europe Just my opinion. These pricks coming into the USA deserve a bullet and American leaders that profess sanctuary cities and states should be executed. End of Story. California, NY, Massachusetts.. take warning Trump ain't fucking around. Handle these retard immigrant illegals or WE WILL 4 2 1 The previous post explains the most recent post. (Read both)
Animals, Belgium, and Facebook: O 75%
 AT&T
 13:38
 Dimitri Diatchenko
 Iguess I'm unbanned....again. Ha. You
 re welcome, Facebook/CIA
 7 Comments
 16
 Like
 Share
 Comment
 This is a great analysis of how the EU sucks and hates great
 leaders like Victor Orban, president of Hungary, for telling
 the idiot globalists in Belgium to F off He is building a wall
 to keep out the muslim riffraff of 50 IQ pathological rapists
 and murderers, all criminals of which are hidden under the
 gui se of multicultural bullshit I respect and admire Mr
 Orban and Marine La Penn and Salvamini and the rest of the
 new order of European leaders that reject the EU. look what
 this mass migration has done to Europe. when you let
 shithole country's animals into your country, your country
 becomes a shithole....France, Italy, Sweden, Germany,
 Spain, etc National self respect dictates a virolent response
 to the desicration of what was once a great cultural
 epicenter, now turned into a pit of violent, retarded military-
 aged men with 50 IQ's invading these countries at the
 bequest of criminals like George Soros, Junker, Macron,
 Merkel and the rest of the glibalist scum that have ruined
 Europe Just my opinion. These pricks coming into the USA
 deserve a bullet and American leaders that profess
 sanctuary cities and states should be executed. End of
 Story. California, NY, Massachusetts.. take warning Trump
 ain't fucking around. Handle these retard immigrant illegals
 or WE WILL
 4
 2
 1
The previous post explains the most recent post. (Read both)

The previous post explains the most recent post. (Read both)

Asian, Beyonce, and Cheating: WEA Can Do it tumblr Open in app Your Fat Feminist Friend This blog is about body positivity intersectional feminism and standing up to oppression in all forms POSTS ASK ME ANYTHING ARCHIVE Updated Dating Requirements Must meet at least 80% of given criteria for me to consider dating you You cannot be a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Trump supporter, KKK member anti-Islam, or anti-BLM You must acknowledge your privilege You must have friends that are LGBTQIA, black, Asian, Muslim, disabled, fat, or Latinx. You have to be an intersectional feminist You must be an ally to all marginalized groups You cannot speak over me or gaslight me No sexism allowed You must be an ally to the fat acceptance movement and work in eliminating fatphobia You cannot in any way suggest I change my looks or lose weight You are only allowed to look at sexy pictures of me, and only me You must report to me weekly about your internet searches so I can make sure you're not cheating on me If you use incognito on any device, for any reason, I will dump you You must take me out to dinner once a week to show you care for me. Activism is my job, so you will have to help pay for my funds. You must respect this and as such, pay for me when necessary You are not allowed to call me babe or honey. It's creepy and rude. You must be okay with having sex at least five times a week. I'm sex positive and I should not be shamed for my sexuality. You have to keep up with certain tv shows that I like You must be a Star Wars and Harry Potter fan You can have any body type. You can't control how thin or fat you are, so I won't judge you for it You must be open to certain kinks in the bedroom. It's okay to not like them. You must massage me three times a week You must have a job. No pay requirements You have to drive me to protests and help me make signs and fliers You must be politically active and be a democrat You must be politically correct at all times Absolutely no microagressions No ableism No racism You are not allowed to question how much or what I eat You must acknowledge that health is a social construct You must practice basic hygiene at all times You must be okay with what I choose to do with my body. My body, my choice You must have interests in diverse or less problematic media You cannot be a fan of problematic people You must like Beyoncé You cannot question how I spend money You are not allowed to play problematic video games such as GTA You must love me no matter what I do with my life #dating requirements #updated list # 2018 #intersectional feminism #blm #Igbtqia+ #fat acceptance #islam #media #star wars #harry potter #food #money #sexism #racism #homophobia #transphobia #ableism #privilege #activism #problematic #donald trump #politics #human rights 766 notes Jan 7th, 2018) Jesus...
Asian, Beyonce, and Cheating: WEA Can Do it
 tumblr
 Open in app
 Your Fat Feminist Friend
 This blog is about body positivity
 intersectional feminism and standing up
 to oppression in all forms
 POSTS
 ASK ME ANYTHING
 ARCHIVE
 Updated Dating Requirements
 Must meet at least 80% of given
 criteria for me to consider dating
 you
 You cannot be a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white
 supremacist, Trump supporter, KKK member
 anti-Islam, or anti-BLM
 You must acknowledge your privilege
 You must have friends that are LGBTQIA,
 black, Asian, Muslim, disabled, fat, or Latinx.
 You have to be an intersectional feminist
 You must be an ally to all marginalized groups
 You cannot speak over me or gaslight me
 No sexism allowed
 You must be an ally to the fat acceptance
 movement and work in eliminating fatphobia
 You cannot in any way suggest I change my
 looks or lose weight
 You are only allowed to look at sexy pictures
 of me, and only me
 You must report to me weekly about your
 internet searches so I can make sure you're
 not cheating on me
 If you use incognito on any device, for any
 reason, I will dump you
 You must take me out to dinner once a week
 to show you care for me.
 Activism is my job, so you will have to help pay
 for my funds. You must respect this and as
 such, pay for me when necessary
 You are not allowed to call me babe or honey.
 It's creepy and rude.
 You must be okay with having sex at least five
 times a week. I'm sex positive and I should not
 be shamed for my sexuality.
 You have to keep up with certain tv shows that
 I like
 You must be a Star Wars and Harry Potter fan
 You can have any body type. You can't control
 how thin or fat you are, so I won't judge you for
 it
 You must be open to certain kinks in the
 bedroom. It's okay to not like them.
 You must massage me three times a week
 You must have a job. No pay requirements
 You have to drive me to protests and help me
 make signs and fliers
 You must be politically active and be a
 democrat
 You must be politically correct at all times
 Absolutely no microagressions
 No ableism
 No racism
 You are not allowed to question how much or
 what I eat
 You must acknowledge that health is a social
 construct
 You must practice basic hygiene at all times
 You must be okay with what I choose to do
 with my body. My body, my choice
 You must have interests in diverse or less
 problematic media
 You cannot be a fan of problematic people
 You must like Beyoncé
 You cannot question how I spend money
 You are not allowed to play problematic video
 games such as GTA
 You must love me no matter what I do with my
 life
 #dating requirements #updated list # 2018
 #intersectional feminism #blm #Igbtqia+
 #fat acceptance #islam #media #star wars
 #harry potter #food #money #sexism #racism
 #homophobia #transphobia #ableism #privilege
 #activism #problematic #donald trump #politics
 #human rights
 766 notes
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America, Batman, and Dating: MARVEL The Difference Between DC And Marvel. This is Priceless. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for- Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SH*T EVER DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman m suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman. is finally coming, but with a new a and Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERF CKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe... Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, B TCHES. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous. Marvel: F*CK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY F*CKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU F*CKERS GO DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, l'm sure our focus is- Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK DC:Wait- Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR DC: I didn't- Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SH*T MARVEL BE OUTIE Marvel: PEACE lolzandtrollz:The Major Difference Between Marvel And DC
America, Batman, and Dating: MARVEL
 The Difference Between DC
 And Marvel. This is Priceless.
 DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie
 audience for-
 Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE
 SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE
 WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR
 ASSKICKING SKILLS
 DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to
 get married in the comic, sorry
 Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA
 FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF
 AN X-MEN ISSUE
 DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be
 dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
 Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES
 SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SH*T
 EVER
 DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman
 m
 suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder
 Woman.
 is finally coming, but with a new a
 and
 Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERF CKERS EVERYONE
 IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO
 STOPPIN US NOW
 DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of
 color' to our lineup...maybe...
 Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM
 AMERICAN, B TCHES.
 DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful
 personality being like wet cardboard.
 Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO
 SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS
 SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
 DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our
 movies, that's ridiculous.
 Marvel: F*CK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON
 VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT
 GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A
 TREE? AMY F*CKING POND PLAYING A SEXY
 BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU F*CKERS GO
 DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, l'm sure
 our focus is-
 Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE
 GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
 DC:Wait-
 Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
 DC: I didn't-
 Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
 Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SH*T MARVEL BE
 OUTIE
 Marvel: PEACE
lolzandtrollz:The Major Difference Between Marvel And DC

lolzandtrollz:The Major Difference Between Marvel And DC

Ass, Bad, and Children: In CANADA, Pool Ass grabbers go free.. Rapist Cab Drivers go free... our Government chooses to protect and refuses to punish Refugees and Immigrants before protecting our own of particularly heinous Crimes. Usually sighting Cultural Differences as the reason that they just can't keep a rule in their heads. THE RIOT ACT and CITIZEN ARREST RULES are the ANSWER. When you see FOR INSTANCE A Punjab Punch his Wife.. or a Muslim or Refugee Grabbing Children at the Splash Park OR ANY CRIMINAL ACT regardless of race. If it makes you mad, and you have any sense of decency and would like to inject yourself into the Situation... FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS 1- YELL AND BERADE THEM- cause a commotion. yell to call the Police and what this person has done in a CRIME in Canada and that they are under CITIZENS ARREST until you hand them over to Proper Authorities. BE LOUD AND EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIONS. 2- EXPLAIN to the perpetrator that you will do whatever it takes to hold him until the proper authorities arrive. You now have the right to use violence to hold him.... so.. what's he going to do? TRY TO RUN Would be my first guess it is now your job under the Citizens Arrest Rules to STOP HIM 3- BEAT THE PULP out of him.. Break his Jaw, break his fingers BREAK HIS ARM.. HURT HIM BAD, the Judicial System is going to let him go eventually so THIS IS THE ONLY PUNISHMENT THIS CLOWN IS GOING TO GET. So... think of the parents and the children you just helped while you do this... I suggest a chop to the throat and a good TWO fisted beating. And all the while you do it EXPLAIN to the liberals around the reason your doing it.. that he is UNDER CITIZENS ARREST was trying to Flee.. and that you are holding him which is your RIGHT 4- Hand him over to the Cops.. Average response time is over 15 minutes so think of the damage could be done while doing your civic duty holding this felon He may do this AGAIN.. maybe not.. but if this is the only REAL PUNISHMENT this guy is going to get might as well make it GOOD Feel free to SHARE Like Comment Share Not everyone is polite in Canada.
Ass, Bad, and Children: In CANADA, Pool Ass grabbers go free.. Rapist Cab
 Drivers go free... our Government chooses to protect
 and refuses to punish Refugees and Immigrants
 before protecting our own of particularly heinous
 Crimes. Usually sighting Cultural Differences as the
 reason that they just can't keep a rule in their heads.
 THE RIOT ACT and CITIZEN ARREST RULES are the
 ANSWER. When you see FOR INSTANCE A Punjab
 Punch his Wife.. or a Muslim or Refugee Grabbing
 Children at the Splash Park OR ANY CRIMINAL ACT
 regardless of race. If it makes you mad, and you have
 any sense of decency and would like to inject yourself
 into the Situation...
 FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS
 1- YELL AND BERADE THEM- cause a commotion.
 yell to call the Police and what this person has done in
 a CRIME in Canada and that they are under CITIZENS
 ARREST until you hand them over to Proper
 Authorities. BE LOUD AND EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIONS.
 2- EXPLAIN to the perpetrator that you will do
 whatever it takes to hold him until the proper
 authorities arrive. You now have the right to use
 violence to hold him.... so.. what's he going to do?
 TRY TO RUN Would be my first guess it is now your
 job under the Citizens Arrest Rules to STOP HIM
 3- BEAT THE PULP out of him.. Break his Jaw, break
 his fingers BREAK HIS ARM.. HURT HIM BAD, the
 Judicial System is going to let him go eventually so
 THIS IS THE ONLY PUNISHMENT THIS CLOWN IS
 GOING TO GET. So... think of the parents and the
 children you just helped while you do this... I suggest
 a chop to the throat and a good TWO fisted beating.
 And all the while you do it EXPLAIN to the liberals
 around the reason your doing it.. that he is UNDER
 CITIZENS ARREST was trying to Flee.. and that you
 are holding him which is your RIGHT
 4- Hand him over to the Cops.. Average response time
 is over 15 minutes so think of the damage could be
 done while doing your civic duty holding this felon
 He may do this AGAIN.. maybe not.. but if this is the
 only REAL PUNISHMENT this guy is going to get
 might as well make it GOOD
 Feel free to SHARE
 Like
 Comment
 Share
Not everyone is polite in Canada.

Not everyone is polite in Canada.