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Wholesome mother

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mother: Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?
mother: Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

mother: Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?
mother: Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

Which one of you sent your mother to refill your girlfriend?

mother: Proud mother of three kids and one hard-working modem.
mother: Proud mother of three kids and one hard-working modem.

Proud mother of three kids and one hard-working modem.

mother: My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.
mother: My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.

My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.

mother: My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.
mother: My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.

My mother-in-law made all the men in our family a pair of these sleep pants for Christmas.

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mother: Only in mother Russia, comrades by wholesomepancake
MORE MEMES

Only in mother Russia, comrades by wholesomepancake MORE MEMES

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mother: Only in mother Russia, comrades

Only in mother Russia, comrades

mother: Found the bolt that holds your mother鈥檚 Vibrator together
mother: Found the bolt that holds your mother鈥檚 Vibrator together

Found the bolt that holds your mother鈥檚 Vibrator together

mother: Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out
mother: Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out

Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out

mother: Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out
mother: Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out

Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out

mother: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality or Preparing for the End or Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm Stuck Dealing With This Mess ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU鈥橰E IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates 鈥 What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Don鈥檛s Shitty Mad Libs 鈥 Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they鈥檙e not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who鈥檚 inheriting grandma鈥檚 favorite dentures. It鈥檚 not exactly cheerful and it鈥檚 full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you鈥檙e processing a fresh death. I鈥檓 sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I鈥檓 trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we鈥檙e all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it鈥檚 still a business so I don鈥檛 want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (鈥滰ms-demeanor on tumblr鈥 is fine) but you don鈥檛 even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I鈥檓 universally聽 OK if people share these links so long as you鈥檙e not selling the booklet. I鈥檓 actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they鈥檙e handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. We鈥檇 talked about a death planning workbook because I鈥檇 found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know what鈥檚 better than regretting that you couldn鈥檛 afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I don鈥檛 begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I鈥檓 sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ain鈥檛 cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that鈥檚 there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if you鈥檙e new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you鈥檙e going to be dealing with.
mother: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality
 or
 Preparing for the End
 or
 Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm
 Stuck Dealing With This Mess
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU鈥橰E IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as: 
Death Certificates 鈥 What you need, why you need them, and
how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don鈥檛s
Shitty Mad Libs 鈥 Templates for writing Obituaries and
Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some
shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they鈥檙e not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who鈥檚 inheriting grandma鈥檚 favorite dentures. 
It鈥檚 not exactly cheerful and it鈥檚 full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you鈥檙e processing a fresh death.
I鈥檓 sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I鈥檓 trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we鈥檙e all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)


@ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it鈥檚 still a business so I don鈥檛 want to post without permission.

YES, please share it!
And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (鈥滰ms-demeanor on tumblr鈥 is fine) but you don鈥檛 even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I鈥檓 universally聽 OK if people share these links so long as you鈥檙e not selling the booklet. I鈥檓 actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they鈥檙e handed out for free. 


Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. 
But things were still harder than they needed to be. We鈥檇 talked about a death planning workbook because I鈥檇 found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. 
I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died.
You know what鈥檚 better than regretting that you couldn鈥檛 afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK.
I mean, I don鈥檛 begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I鈥檓 sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate.
But death is expensive and living ain鈥檛 cheap.
This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that鈥檚 there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. 
This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. 

Hey all if you鈥檙e new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you鈥檙e going to be dealing with.

ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of b...

mother: Danimate-mush 2 Follow The BitterSweet Life @BitterSweetPod Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here's her collection. tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this. The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or lunique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them. They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." 2 kedreeva It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment behind for the food. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know? One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her. Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her. Source: tetraghost #animais #stories #tiny humans #THIS IS ADORABLE 1,268,331 notes Be kind to animals
mother: Danimate-mush
 2 Follow
 The BitterSweet Life
 @BitterSweetPod
 Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds
 crows and they bring her gifts in return.
 Here's her collection.
 tetraghost
 i wish birds brought ME presents
 baelgrave
 No, but think about this.
 The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go
 about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or lunique thing/ in
 question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as
 recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.
 They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with
 delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude."
 2 kedreeva
 It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch
 the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these
 birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater
 and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station
 and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and
 sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment behind for
 the food.
 BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
 These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds
 are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved.
 These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when
 they are out of the yard. How do we know?
 One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was
 photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's
 lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so
 she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge
 of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.
 Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were
 smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared
 enough to bring it back to her.
 Source: tetraghost #animais #stories #tiny humans
 #THIS IS ADORABLE
 1,268,331 notes
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