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Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body that a lot of people don't know? /r/AskReddit 5h alwaysclimbing5 self.AskReddit Selftext 348 (96%) 446 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h) If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be endurance. We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT. STOP So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run them down, especially in our way-back home of the African desert. You can still see it, all over the human body. We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds, on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs). Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats, for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very long, and this stretches your limits. Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you. That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
Another One, Cats, and Run: What's a cool fact about the human body
 that a lot of people don't know?
 /r/AskReddit 5h
 alwaysclimbing5
 self.AskReddit
 Selftext
 348 (96%)
 446
 vault13rev 720 pts 5h (edit 4h)
 If we were an RPG character, our main stat would be
 endurance.
 We are, by animal standards, hellishly undying and unrelenting
 terrors, these Terminator-esque nightmares that just DO. NOT.
 STOP
 So ancestrally we are persistence hunters. That is, our main
 tactic for catching prey without fancy weapons was to just run
 them down, especially in our way-back home of the African
 desert. You can still see it, all over the human body.
 We are nearly hairless. This lack of insulation means better
 heat dissipation. We have a ton of sweat glands, next to
 other mammals. Again, heat dissipation. Another one is our
 two-legged gait - walking for us is technically just a series of
 controlled falls. We let gravity do half the work, and as a result
 use up fewer resources and generate less heat (quadrupeds,
 on the other hand, have to do more work with more legs).
 Imean, imagine being a more-or-less gazelle of half a million
 years ago. You're eating, doing your thing, when this predator
 arrives, so you run off. Now most predators, they'll only
 chase for a short distance and then call it a day (watch cats,
 for instance). But this one... here he is again. So you run. He
 returns. You run again. He returns. You're getting hot -you have
 to stop and pant to lose heat, but he just keeps jogging.. You
 run. He keeps coming. You're tired -you're fast, but not for very
 long, and this stretches your limits.
 Eventually you just lay there, exhausted and heat-stunned, and
 this ludicrous hairless monkey just jogs on over and kills you.
 That's our claws, our sharp teeth, even without our technology
 and tool-making. We simply don't stop.
Africa, Bitch, and Cats: Nassim B. 4 months ago I had a cat that used to sleep with me, and once she had given birth to 4 kittens, she brought them to me at night to bed, so I got scared to smash them by accident and went to sleep downstairs in the living room, after 10 mins she comes to sleep with me, then goes upstairs and bring her kittens one by one. can we call that trust? Reply 5201 nitethekitten: flowercrownsnstuff: awanderingpig: claricechiarasorcha: meggannn: how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself. Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going??? A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside. One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door. Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy. I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong. Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.
Africa, Bitch, and Cats: Nassim B. 4 months ago
 I had a cat that used to sleep with me, and once she had given birth to 4 kittens, she
 brought them to me at night to bed, so I got scared to smash them by accident and went
 to sleep downstairs in the living room, after 10 mins she comes to sleep with me, then
 goes upstairs and bring her kittens one by one. can we call that trust?
 Reply 5201
nitethekitten:
flowercrownsnstuff:

awanderingpig:

claricechiarasorcha:

meggannn:

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh


I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.
Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF


Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all

it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going???


A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside. 
One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door. 
Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy. 
I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong. 
Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.

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Anna, Brains, and Church: SKILL HARD WORK TO ACHIEVE A LEVEL OF SKILL IN ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO STAND ON A PILLAR OF HARD WORK. OH, I JUST STARTED HERE TALENT & I HARD WORK TALENTHARD WORK owLTURD.com violent-darts: charlesoberonn: jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of “practice”. I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated:  Some people’s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some people’s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever.  What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypse‘s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of “practice”.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouraging to someone who doesn’t have that wiring.  It doesn’t get to the actual original comic’s level of “oh I just started here”. But let’s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and we’ll do singing, since that’s what I teach.  Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever.  The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as there’s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as I’m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes).  For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Riley “practices” a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesn’t think she’s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs we’re working on together in a systematic way) at all.  In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. It’s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and it’s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that she’s Off, it’s actually very hard for her to tell HOW she’s off, or what she should do to correct it.  In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. It’s not validating. It’s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesn’t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she can’t do it).  Now the thing is, the practical “skill” difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what they’re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of the “practice is fun so it’s just the thing I do” - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math.  The Kennedys won’t. In fact if they’re not lucky enough to have a good teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedy’s left sitting there feeling like she’s somehow Deeply Flawed.   And in fact the whole Doctrine of “It’s Just About How Hard You Work” will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them … and then people say to them “oh, it’s all about how hard you work, dear.” And it’s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.)  And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but she’s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But it’s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS she’s working, she’s actually just lazy, or doesn’t want it enough. It’s clearly a moral flaw in her.  I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say, “early exposure to music” or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw.  You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but that’s okay: that’s not your fault, that doesn’t mean you’re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna.  But I’m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like you’re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Don’t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, I’ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist.  So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If you’re born blonde, it’s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want.  The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didn’t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would not “start out” as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DON’T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust.  But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending that’s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys.  We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OF “this is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -” and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesn’t mean, and how to compensate for it. 
Anna, Brains, and Church: SKILL
 HARD
 WORK
 TO ACHIEVE A LEVEL
 OF SKILL IN ANYTHING
 YOU HAVE TO STAND ON
 A PILLAR OF HARD WORK.
 OH, I JUST
 STARTED
 HERE
 TALENT & I HARD
 WORK
 TALENTHARD
 WORK
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violent-darts:

charlesoberonn:

jelloapocalypse:

These bother me sometimes.
We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ticket that makes them better at anything. If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of “practice”.


I will qualify this a small but I think important amount, because what it is is actually complicated: 
Some people’s brains and nervous systems are wired for better hand-eye coordination. Some people’s brains and nervous systems are wired for better pattern recognition. Or translations of audio input. Or whatever. 
What this does is combine with @jelloapocalypse‘s EXTREMELY WELL-OBSERVED COMMENT (If someone says they “never practice” it’s probably because they like doing the skill and see it as a fun use of their time instead of “practice”.) in a way that can be both invisible and give this kind of person a massive leg up while being really discouraging to someone who doesn’t have that wiring. 
It doesn’t get to the actual original comic’s level of “oh I just started here”. But let’s take two people called Riley and Kennedy, and we’ll do singing, since that’s what I teach. 
Riley and Kennedy have exactly the same kind of background: parents who listen to the radio sometimes, the usual social stuff around popular music of whatever genre, etc, but no formal training. Neither of them sings in a church choir, neither of them falls into a formal disability category, whatever. 
The first time Riley shows up in my studio and we sing a really simple song I use as a diagnostic, she gets it mostly right. She can follow the tune; she can hear pitch, and it takes very little work for her to chivvy her voice into matching that pitch as long as there’s not something pulling her off. (In other words: as long as I’m singing the same notes as her and playing them on the piano, and as long a she can hear both herself and those notes). 
For Riley the lesson is really fun and validating and she goes home and sings along to her own music for a while and comes back next week with six songs she wants to try learning. And most of her lessons are like that: pretty easy positive feedback. That means Riley “practices” a lot in exactly the way @jelloapocalypse describes, even if she doesn’t think she’s actually practicing (that is, sitting down to sing the songs we’re working on together in a systematic way) at all. 
In contrast, the first time Kennedy comes to my studio, she struggles. It’s harder for her to hear the difference between notes, and it’s much harder for her to make her voice actually match the pitch she wants to sing at. When we pull out the diagnostic tune, she mostly manages to drone a few clusters of semi-tones, and while she can hear that she’s Off, it’s actually very hard for her to tell HOW she’s off, or what she should do to correct it. 
In most cases, for Kennedy, lessons - and in fact the overall experience of singing - is not fun. It’s not validating. It’s a whole process of Not Being Good, of Doing Things Wrong, and given the way humans are often in casual situations being laughed at. When Kennedy goes home she doesn’t sing along with any music she plays: she keeps her lips pressed together and at best enjoys other people singing (and maybe feels envious and demeaned because she can’t do it). 
Now the thing is, the practical “skill” difference for Riley and Kennedy here at the beginning is minimal. But the Rileys will tend (if they like what they’re doing) to ROCKET UP THE SKILL LEVEL, because of the “practice is fun so it’s just the thing I do” - because there is always a bunch of validation and positive reinforcement in the act of doing whatever it is, be it doodling or singing or math. 
The Kennedys won’t. In fact if they’re not lucky enough to have a good teacher, and one who can put a lot of this into perspective for them, they will tend to be inhibited. The worst time is when a Riley and a Kennedy are friends and sign up to learn together, and Riley takes off and Kennedy’s left sitting there feeling like she’s somehow Deeply Flawed. 
 And in fact the whole Doctrine of “It’s Just About How Hard You Work” will in and of itself become part of what inhibits them, because they will watch the Rileys - and even the Annas, Anna in this metaphor being the Totally Normal Student who never really exists - grasp things faster than they do, even if they ARE working hard. And this will HAPPEN. They will watch this reality happen in front of them … and then people say to them “oh, it’s all about how hard you work, dear.” And it’s like being gaslit. (Well, to be fair: it IS being gaslit, just without malice intended on the part of the people doing it.) 
And that message is horribly horribly toxic: here Kennedy is, and she IS working hard, but she’s still not progressing as fast as Riley or Anna no matter what she does! But it’s All About Hard Work, right? So that must mean that no matter how hard she THINKS she’s working, she’s actually just lazy, or doesn’t want it enough. It’s clearly a moral flaw in her. 
I actually have, personally, really good luck with teaching the Kennedys because I literally have this conversation with them when they come to my studio. I actually outright tell them: firstly, anyone who has working vocal chords can sing. Anyone who has working vocal chords and the ability to distinguish audio pitch can even sing on key in tune! But some people have an easy time learning this and some people have a hard time, and sometimes which it is has some relationship to, say, “early exposure to music” or whatever but sometimes it seems to be utterly fucking random - pure luck of the draw. 
You CAN SING. The capability is there. And if you want to we will find out how to make it happen. It might not happen as fast as for some other person, it might take more work, it might take more care, but that’s okay: that’s not your fault, that doesn’t mean you’re NOT working hard, but it does mean that here at the beginning we do things like recalibrate victories, we make your progress about YOU, not about Riley or Anna. 
But I’m also not going to gaslight you or make you feel like you’re either delusional or somehow especially So Terrible You Don’t Fit In The Rest Of The World: sure, I’ve got some Riley-types who walk in here, noodle around, and we go on to Art Songs. They exist. 
So what? Tall people exist. People with broad shoulders exist. People with dark hair exist. Physical embodiment and neurology hand out luck of the genetic roulette with no interest in outcomes. If you’re born blonde, it’s always going to take more work for you to have brown hair than someone born with brown hair, but much like dyeing your hair to match what you want, we can train the muscles of your voice and the neural pathways for hearing to do what you want. 
The differences between Rileys and Kennedys are very small. If Riley didn’t discover she liked singing and Kennedy worked at it for years then no, Riley would not “start out” as good as Kennedy is after those years. And you can be Riley and if you DON’T do the fucking work, the Annas of the world especially will blast past you and leave you in the dust. 
But on the other hand the Rileys get this wonderful cycle of positive reinforcement that does often start from a place of their coincidental physical embodiment giving them a slight leg up. And pretending that’s not the case does a big disservice to the Kennedys. 
We just absolutely do need to reframe that for what it is (a tiny fundamental difference and then a HELL OF A LOT OF “this is fun so I practice more so I get more validation so I -” and more or less no moral meaning at all), what it doesn’t mean, and how to compensate for it. 

violent-darts: charlesoberonn: jelloapocalypse: These bother me sometimes. We all start as literal useless babies. No one gets a magic ti...

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We did it. We made it through! 12 months. 52 weeks. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 2017 is almost over. Let’s celebrate the stuff that made you happy. Here’s a toast to your favorite things on Tumblr. This is Tumblr’s Year in Review: 2017We looked over thousands of lines of data, scouring each and every popular tag in each and every popular category. We sorted this data with our very own Fandometrics rating technique, the pleasingly scientific system that measures searches, original posts, reblogs, and likes to rank your enthusiasm and love. For the first year ever, we have a community guest post. Meme Documentation (@memedocumentation) got deep into the nostalgia surrounding 2017’s most popular memes.Have questions about how this works? Wonder why Guy Fieri is not on any of these lists? Ask away! We’re going to answer your questions live on our Instagram on Wednesday, December 6 and again Wednesday, December 13. Now here’s what you’ve been waiting for. Tumblr’s favorite things in 2017:ShipsRemember: If your OTP didn’t make this list, it’s okay. It just means you are directly responsible and should’ve made more posts about them.Animated TVThe only list where a self-loathing horse and an extremely rich duck can be found in competition with each other.Live-Action TVIn the golden age of television, every single one of these is a winner. Some are just winnier than others.MoviesMoonlight beat La La Land in this list, too, but neither were No. 1.ActressesYou like them! You really like them!ActorsOnce again we find ourselves with a disproportionate amount of men named Chris. No one is complaining. Especially the men named Chris.Models20 women who have perfected everything from their smizes to their struts.Television PersonalitiesThe alternative name was “people who get paid a lot for being themselves on TV,” but that wasn’t very catchy.AthletesFor a community based on competition, the sports community on Tumblr is incredibly supportive and kind.Wrestling SuperstarsHit up this link or we’ll break out our meanest piledriver.Web SeriesWe put all of your favorite stuff from the internet onto one list on the internet.Web CelebritiesThe definitive list of your favorite YouTubers, Twitchers, and podcasters.  Solo ArtistsWe’re warning you now: Taylor Swift was knocked down a peg. There’s a new No. 1 in these here parts.BandsFive of these bands have numbers in their names, ranging from one to 1975.K-PopGet your light sticks ready!K-Pop Band MembersDid your ultimate bias make No. 1?MusicalsWhile we’re talking, let us offer you some free advice: Block less. Reblog more. Let your followers know what musical you’re against or what you’re for.Video Games⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️BooksYou asked, we delivered. Feast your eyes on these words, you incredible bookworms.AuthorsFun (?) fact: This is the only list in the batch that features a man who died over 400 years ago.Anime  MangaYou’re gonna triple axel when you see what’s No. 1.Tumblr CommunitiesThey aren’t any more or less important than the communities that didn’t make the cut. They’re just the ones that tagged their posts the most.Food  DrinkThis list is zero carbs, and yet it’s full of carbs.AnimalsOld MacDonald had a blog, T-U-M-B-L-R.Dog BreedsSome puppers, a few pupperinos, a couple of fluffers, and, of course, a h*ckin’ boofer. boop this list, frenMemesTired: Tagging your friend in a meme.Wired: Tagging your friend in the replies to the Memes post.

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Bitch, Fucking, and Jesus: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Ooh, interesting historical note. I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.
Bitch, Fucking, and Jesus: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA
 CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY
daniellebrooksemmy:

irridallium:

somebodylost-chan:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch


“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.


Ooh, interesting historical note. 

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly


I’m pissed off by Maget Kilo because I don’t know her but get news alerts about her every single day of my fucking life so I wanna piss her off, too.

daniellebrooksemmy: irridallium: somebodylost-chan: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: black...

Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch start Are you watching with children? Do you have to watch it with No Yes No them? Are the kids YesFeeling frightened easily? Girls only? nostalgic?- No> Muppets or music? YesOld made new, or No No just old? The Secrot Garden Alice in Rango Old Yo Gabba Yo Gabba Gabbat Freaks and Geeks The Nightmare efore Christmas Sherlock (BBC) ParaNorman No Classic mystery or thriller cliffhanger? Coming of age60 story line? Do you want the most intense 30 or 60 minutes? Tv series or Crime drama? No made? 30 Focus on the good guys or bad guys? Escape with Yes No Yes some fantasy/-K No sci-17 Politics and fast talking? Breaking Bad Bad Head to outer space? Law & Orders Sons of Anarchy No Kevin, Verbal Kent, Spacey? Steeped in history? Star Trek: TNG Explore or War? Less science, more fiction? No No Battlestar Galacticaar The House of Cards The Tudors The WalkingY Dead The West Wing Do you like Twin PeaksYesthings to be a little strange? Lost Highschool of the Dead Yes Family Guy Mad Men No_- You want to see things in B&W? Gratuitous No No 〉4-- cleavage and up. skirt shots? Dick and fart The Twillight Zone jokes, with random musical interludes? Ye) Animated? No Dick and fart The Twillight Zone Nojokes, with Yes)+ ← Animated? random musical interludes? A little more childish or a little World-class social commentary? No YesThe X-Files Do you want to remember laughter? Do you ike the paranormal? Futurama South Park Do you want to watch the most pred up show on Netfix? Do you want to do as little thinking as possible? Ren & Stimpy Show Do you dig British humour? No Archer Skit show No Frasier Do you like things to get a littte odd, a littie quirky? Are you really Nointo weed and Do you reckon to be a bit of a sophisticate? Fawity Towers Chappelle's Show No No Do you want a show with astounding rewatchability? The Kids in the sh't hawks Are you realty into football? No circling in the sh't winds? Trailer Park Boys The League WorkaholicsNo Arrested Sunny in Philadelphia Satire or insanity? e Upon a Time in the West Louie Do you find awkward situations funny? Parks and Old Cheers No Columbomore You want to go oldschool or keep it fresh? Are you about the solution, or the process? The Rockford Files Mystery or Space? Are you extremely nostalgic? Star Trek Want your night True Grit No Yesto be action packed? Want your night True Grit Firefly Horses, boots Have you seen NoThe Terminator? Noand 10-gallion hats? Black Hawk Down (Yes Terminator 2: Judgment Day Do you want to keep it serious? Do you consider snowboard films documentaries? What about a No Set in the future or present day? Art of Flight Do you want to have your face melted off froem maximum rock? Top Gun Aeon Flux Yes)--Year of the Horse Take it to the Pain or Paint? streets? No murderers and madness? Do you want to Nojust how Gift Shop religion can be? Should there be Are you a Woody Allen fan? Or would you like to become one? chainsaw at An Woody Allen: A The Evil Dead Three parts classic horror one part something new? Cabin in the Grizzly Man Do subtities bother you Man on Wire the sense out ofNo Duck Soup Session 9 Ferris Buellers Day Off Are you in the mood to laugh? Do you find clever wordplayNo Do you mind it when people break out Do you want some drama with your laughter? No Are you adverse Happy Gilmore white? Do you want to Do you like your humor to be more or less Do you love Paul Newman? Do great, or you want to? Slap Shot Gritty or pretty? Clerks Slap Shot Grity or pretty? Clerks Slow-paced ManHattan Yesquirky romantic Trainspotting indie? Do you hunger for adventure? Lost in YesWere you a fan of Yes Big Fish Firefly? Super 8 Yes Star Trek : The Wrath of Khan Want some thrills Do you like main The Hunger Games with yourYesrollis to be played adventure? No by kids? Do you enjoy diatribes entirely unrelated to the plot? Are you upset by No〉←- seeing drug use? Care for some criminal intent? Hustle & Flow YesDo you love hip- YesReservoir Dogs Yes Mob story hop? No No Miller's CrossingYes Clay Pigeons Hypothetically The Girl who Played with Fire Have you seen the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Nowould a long Ready for some romance? Yes No brutal rape scene ruin your night? Have you seen The Girl Who Played with Fire? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Yes Pi Are subtitles going to be aNobe completelyXYes Do you want to Kicked the Yes problem? Keep it mellow?Yes No TomCruise or 4 (Yes Matt Damon Midnight Cowboy NoThe Machinist Good Will Hunting Vanilla Sky Matt more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM a-mouse-duh: Well there goes the rest of my life.
Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
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Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch start Are you watching with children? Do you have to watch it with No Yes No them? Are the kids YesFeeling frightened easily? Girls only? nostalgic?- No> Muppets or music? YesOld made new, or No No just old? The Secrot Garden Alice in Rango Old Yo Gabba Yo Gabba Gabbat Freaks and Geeks The Nightmare efore Christmas Sherlock (BBC) ParaNorman No Classic mystery or thriller cliffhanger? Coming of age60 story line? Do you want the most intense 30 or 60 minutes? Tv series or Crime drama? No made? 30 Focus on the good guys or bad guys? Escape with Yes No Yes some fantasy/-K No sci-17 Politics and fast talking? Breaking Bad Bad Head to outer space? Law & Orders Sons of Anarchy No Kevin, Verbal Kent, Spacey? Steeped in history? Star Trek: TNG Explore or War? Less science, more fiction? No No Battlestar Galacticaar The House of Cards The Tudors The WalkingY Dead The West Wing Do you like Twin PeaksYesthings to be a little strange? Lost Highschool of the Dead Yes Family Guy Mad Men No_- You want to see things in B&W? Gratuitous No No 〉4-- cleavage and up. skirt shots? Dick and fart The Twillight Zone jokes, with random musical interludes? Ye) Animated? No Dick and fart The Twillight Zone Nojokes, with Yes)+ ← Animated? random musical interludes? A little more childish or a little World-class social commentary? No YesThe X-Files Do you want to remember laughter? Do you ike the paranormal? Futurama South Park Do you want to watch the most pred up show on Netfix? Do you want to do as little thinking as possible? Ren & Stimpy Show Do you dig British humour? No Archer Skit show No Frasier Do you like things to get a littte odd, a littie quirky? Are you really Nointo weed and Do you reckon to be a bit of a sophisticate? Fawity Towers Chappelle's Show No No Do you want a show with astounding rewatchability? The Kids in the sh't hawks Are you realty into football? No circling in the sh't winds? Trailer Park Boys The League WorkaholicsNo Arrested Sunny in Philadelphia Satire or insanity? e Upon a Time in the West Louie Do you find awkward situations funny? Parks and Old Cheers No Columbomore You want to go oldschool or keep it fresh? Are you about the solution, or the process? The Rockford Files Mystery or Space? Are you extremely nostalgic? Star Trek Want your night True Grit No Yesto be action packed? Want your night True Grit Firefly Horses, boots Have you seen NoThe Terminator? Noand 10-gallion hats? Black Hawk Down (Yes Terminator 2: Judgment Day Do you want to keep it serious? Do you consider snowboard films documentaries? What about a No Set in the future or present day? Art of Flight Do you want to have your face melted off froem maximum rock? Top Gun Aeon Flux Yes)--Year of the Horse Take it to the Pain or Paint? streets? No murderers and madness? Do you want to Nojust how Gift Shop religion can be? Should there be Are you a Woody Allen fan? Or would you like to become one? chainsaw at An Woody Allen: A The Evil Dead Three parts classic horror one part something new? Cabin in the Grizzly Man Do subtities bother you Man on Wire the sense out ofNo Duck Soup Session 9 Ferris Buellers Day Off Are you in the mood to laugh? Do you find clever wordplayNo Do you mind it when people break out Do you want some drama with your laughter? No Are you adverse Happy Gilmore white? Do you want to Do you like your humor to be more or less Do you love Paul Newman? Do great, or you want to? Slap Shot Gritty or pretty? Clerks Slap Shot Grity or pretty? Clerks Slow-paced ManHattan Yesquirky romantic Trainspotting indie? Do you hunger for adventure? Lost in YesWere you a fan of Yes Big Fish Firefly? Super 8 Yes Star Trek : The Wrath of Khan Want some thrills Do you like main The Hunger Games with yourYesrollis to be played adventure? No by kids? Do you enjoy diatribes entirely unrelated to the plot? Are you upset by No〉←- seeing drug use? Care for some criminal intent? Hustle & Flow YesDo you love hip- YesReservoir Dogs Yes Mob story hop? No No Miller's CrossingYes Clay Pigeons Hypothetically The Girl who Played with Fire Have you seen the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Nowould a long Ready for some romance? Yes No brutal rape scene ruin your night? Have you seen The Girl Who Played with Fire? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Yes Pi Are subtitles going to be aNobe completelyXYes Do you want to Kicked the Yes problem? Keep it mellow?Yes No TomCruise or 4 (Yes Matt Damon Midnight Cowboy NoThe Machinist Good Will Hunting Vanilla Sky Matt more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM a-mouse-duh: Well there goes the rest of my life.
Bad, Breaking Bad, and Children: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
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Well there goes the rest of my life.

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Community, Easter, and Life: KD-58 GRYPHON-CLASS WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MK 11 VALKYRIE] I DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE& GK DESIGNS EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN MODELLING BY OMARDEX THEGY ■ KD-58 GRYPHON FEDERATION WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MKII VALKYR旧 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE & EK DESIGNS | EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN I MODELLING BY OMARDEX auctorlucan: Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the U.S.S. Harbinger use in Star Trek: Theurgy.  UPDATE: Direct link to 3D model download added below. Don’t forget to leave due credit if used.The first design of the Gryphon-class Warp Fighters was made by Andrew Gillespie (KadenDark) and GK Designs, and has more or less become canon to the Star Trek community at this point. It has been modelled and featured in a couple of old Star Trek games, chosen as fighters in many simms, and I want to commemorate this awesome fighter with a new rendition of it. I think I speak for a big part of the Star Trek community when I thank KadenDark and GK Designs for bringing this fighter to life, for it has inspired countless non-canon stories and the creativity of many artists. Thank you for this old achievement of yours, which still lives on to this day.This version above was made by me and the 3D model was a commissioning by Omar Tavera (Omardex) (http://omardex.deviantart.com/). The background is a stock image from Dreamstime #57965166, edited in Photoshop CS5. Edits, texts and add-ons to the 3D render of the ships were made by yours truly. The new model can be seen in all its detail and glory below (and good luck if you want to look for the hidden Easter Egg while you are at it….): SKETCHFAB GRYPHON MODEL DISPLAYI would like to make this model available to all DeviantArt artists and the whole Star Trek community out there, anyone who want to use it in their art or their stories, and the only thing I ask is that you give due credit to KadenDark GK Designs for the original design, and to Omardex for the model itself. Personally, I would be happy if you just mentioned where it came from and posted a comment in reply here, showing where you used it. If you want the actual model, here it is:KD-56 Gryphon Warp Fighter 3D Model…but bear in mind that there are no conversions available. This model was made in Cinema 4D and rendered in Octane Render, using Substance Painter. Without that specific set-up, the model might not look the same.However, here is also a PSD file with a lot of rendered angles of the model, the background-less renders ready to be inserted and edited into any space scenes without the use of the 3D model.
Community, Easter, and Life: KD-58 GRYPHON-CLASS WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MK 11 VALKYRIE] I
 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE& GK DESIGNS EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN MODELLING BY OMARDEX
 THEGY

 ■ KD-58 GRYPHON FEDERATION WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MKII VALKYR旧
 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE & EK DESIGNS | EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN I MODELLING BY OMARDEX
auctorlucan:

Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan 
These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the U.S.S. Harbinger use in Star Trek: Theurgy. 
UPDATE: Direct link to 3D model download added below. Don’t forget to leave due credit if used.The first design of the Gryphon-class Warp Fighters was made by Andrew Gillespie (KadenDark) and GK Designs, and has more or less become canon to the Star Trek community at this point. It has been modelled and featured in a couple of old Star Trek games, chosen as fighters in many simms, and I want to commemorate this awesome fighter with a new rendition of it. I think I speak for a big part of the Star Trek community when I thank KadenDark and GK Designs for bringing this fighter to life, for it has inspired countless non-canon stories and the creativity of many artists. Thank you for this old achievement of yours, which still lives on to this day.This version above was made by me and the 3D model was a commissioning by Omar Tavera (Omardex) (http://omardex.deviantart.com/). The background is a stock image from Dreamstime #57965166, edited in Photoshop CS5. Edits, texts and add-ons to the 3D render of the ships were made by yours truly. The new model can be seen in all its detail and glory below (and good luck if you want to look for the hidden Easter Egg while you are at it….):
SKETCHFAB GRYPHON MODEL DISPLAYI would like to make this model available to all DeviantArt artists and the whole Star Trek community out there, anyone who want to use it in their art or their stories, and the only thing I ask is that you give due credit to KadenDark  GK Designs for the original design, and to Omardex for the model itself. Personally, I would be happy if you just mentioned where it came from and posted a comment in reply here, showing where you used it. If you want the actual model, here it is:KD-56 Gryphon Warp Fighter 3D Model…but bear in mind that there are no conversions available. This model was made in Cinema 4D and rendered in Octane Render, using Substance Painter. Without that specific set-up, the model might not look the same.However, here is also a PSD file with a lot of rendered angles of the model, the background-less renders ready to be inserted and edited into any space scenes without the use of the 3D model.

auctorlucan: Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the...

Community, Easter, and Life: KD-58 GRYPHON-CLASS WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MK 11 VALKYRIE] I DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE& GK DESIGNS EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN MODELLING BY OMARDEX THEGY ■ KD-58 GRYPHON FEDERATION WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MKII VALKYR旧 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE & EK DESIGNS | EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN I MODELLING BY OMARDEX auctorlucan: Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the U.S.S. Harbinger use in Star Trek: Theurgy.  UPDATE: Direct link to 3D model download added below. Don’t forget to leave due credit if used.The first design of the Gryphon-class Warp Fighters was made by Andrew Gillespie (KadenDark) and GK Designs, and has more or less become canon to the Star Trek community at this point. It has been modelled and featured in a couple of old Star Trek games, chosen as fighters in many simms, and I want to commemorate this awesome fighter with a new rendition of it. I think I speak for a big part of the Star Trek community when I thank KadenDark and GK Designs for bringing this fighter to life, for it has inspired countless non-canon stories and the creativity of many artists. Thank you for this old achievement of yours, which still lives on to this day.This version above was made by me and the 3D model was a commissioning by Omar Tavera (Omardex) (http://omardex.deviantart.com/). The background is a stock image from Dreamstime #57965166, edited in Photoshop CS5. Edits, texts and add-ons to the 3D render of the ships were made by yours truly. The new model can be seen in all its detail and glory below (and good luck if you want to look for the hidden Easter Egg while you are at it….): SKETCHFAB GRYPHON MODEL DISPLAYI would like to make this model available to all DeviantArt artists and the whole Star Trek community out there, anyone who want to use it in their art or their stories, and the only thing I ask is that you give due credit to KadenDark GK Designs for the original design, and to Omardex for the model itself. Personally, I would be happy if you just mentioned where it came from and posted a comment in reply here, showing where you used it. If you want the actual model, here it is:KD-56 Gryphon Warp Fighter 3D Model…but bear in mind that there are no conversions available. This model was made in Cinema 4D and rendered in Octane Render, using Substance Painter. Without that specific set-up, the model might not look the same.However, here is also a PSD file with a lot of rendered angles of the model, the background-less renders ready to be inserted and edited into any space scenes without the use of the 3D model.
Community, Easter, and Life: KD-58 GRYPHON-CLASS WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MK 11 VALKYRIE] I
 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE& GK DESIGNS EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN MODELLING BY OMARDEX
 THEGY

 ■ KD-58 GRYPHON FEDERATION WARP FIGHTER [AKA THE MKII VALKYR旧
 DESIGN BY ANDREW GILLESPIE & EK DESIGNS | EDIT BY AUCTOR LUCAN I MODELLING BY OMARDEX
auctorlucan:

Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan 
These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the U.S.S. Harbinger use in Star Trek: Theurgy. 
UPDATE: Direct link to 3D model download added below. Don’t forget to leave due credit if used.The first design of the Gryphon-class Warp Fighters was made by Andrew Gillespie (KadenDark) and GK Designs, and has more or less become canon to the Star Trek community at this point. It has been modelled and featured in a couple of old Star Trek games, chosen as fighters in many simms, and I want to commemorate this awesome fighter with a new rendition of it. I think I speak for a big part of the Star Trek community when I thank KadenDark and GK Designs for bringing this fighter to life, for it has inspired countless non-canon stories and the creativity of many artists. Thank you for this old achievement of yours, which still lives on to this day.This version above was made by me and the 3D model was a commissioning by Omar Tavera (Omardex) (http://omardex.deviantart.com/). The background is a stock image from Dreamstime #57965166, edited in Photoshop CS5. Edits, texts and add-ons to the 3D render of the ships were made by yours truly. The new model can be seen in all its detail and glory below (and good luck if you want to look for the hidden Easter Egg while you are at it….):
SKETCHFAB GRYPHON MODEL DISPLAYI would like to make this model available to all DeviantArt artists and the whole Star Trek community out there, anyone who want to use it in their art or their stories, and the only thing I ask is that you give due credit to KadenDark  GK Designs for the original design, and to Omardex for the model itself. Personally, I would be happy if you just mentioned where it came from and posted a comment in reply here, showing where you used it. If you want the actual model, here it is:KD-56 Gryphon Warp Fighter 3D Model…but bear in mind that there are no conversions available. This model was made in Cinema 4D and rendered in Octane Render, using Substance Painter. Without that specific set-up, the model might not look the same.However, here is also a PSD file with a lot of rendered angles of the model, the background-less renders ready to be inserted and edited into any space scenes without the use of the 3D model.

auctorlucan: Stock | KD-56 Gryphon-class Warp Fighter by Auctor-Lucan These are the warp fighters the pilots on the U.S.S. Resolve and the...

Brains, Tumblr, and Goat: Human Chimpanzee Baboon Bear Mandrill Macaque Lion Cheetah Dog Cat Giraffe Kudu Mouflon Goat Walaby Peccary Rabbit Rat Mouse 5 cm egosumdaniel-od: Variability of brain size in different mammals. You can also see how the folding of the cerebral hemispheres varies between different species. Curiously, larger brain size and more folding do not correlate with “higher” brain functions. There is also the misconception that brains have gotten progressively larger through evolution. But in fact brain size varies a lot, as you can see, and does not recapitulate evolutionary history. Brain size is not even well correlated with variations in body size. The brain of a pygmy shrew weighs about 0.060 g, while that of a blue whale weighs close to 7 kg. For comparison, the brain of a mouse - the smallest brain in the image above - weighs about 0.5 g, and our brains weigh more or less 1-1.5 kg. Yet proportional to body size, the pygmy shrew has the “bigger” brain. Conversely, the thickness of the cerebral cortex, the outer convoluted layer of the hemispheres where much of the brain’s “computing power” lies, varies very little between different mammals. In the pygmy shrew it’s about 0.4 mm thick and in the blue whale it’s less than 2 mm. Source: DeFelipe, J. (2011). The Evolution of the Brain, the Human Nature of Cortical Circuits, and Intellectual Creativity Frontiers in Neuroanatomy, 5 DOI: 10.3389/fnana.2011.00029
Brains, Tumblr, and Goat: Human
 Chimpanzee
 Baboon
 Bear
 Mandrill
 Macaque
 Lion
 Cheetah
 Dog
 Cat
 Giraffe
 Kudu
 Mouflon
 Goat
 Walaby
 Peccary
 Rabbit
 Rat
 Mouse
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egosumdaniel-od:

Variability of brain size in different mammals. You can also see how the folding of the cerebral hemispheres varies between different species. Curiously, larger brain size and more folding do not correlate with “higher” brain functions. There is also the misconception that brains have gotten progressively larger through evolution. But in fact brain size varies a lot, as you can see, and does not recapitulate evolutionary history. Brain size is not even well correlated with variations in body size. The brain of a pygmy shrew weighs about 0.060 g, while that of a blue whale weighs close to 7 kg. For comparison, the brain of a mouse - the smallest brain in the image above - weighs about 0.5 g, and our brains weigh more or less 1-1.5 kg. Yet proportional to body size, the pygmy shrew has the “bigger” brain. Conversely, the thickness of the cerebral cortex, the outer convoluted layer of the hemispheres where much of the brain’s “computing power” lies, varies very little between different mammals. In the pygmy shrew it’s about 0.4 mm thick and in the blue whale it’s less than 2 mm.

Source: DeFelipe, J. (2011). The Evolution of the Brain, the Human Nature of Cortical Circuits, and Intellectual Creativity Frontiers in Neuroanatomy, 5 DOI: 10.3389/fnana.2011.00029

egosumdaniel-od: Variability of brain size in different mammals. You can also see how the folding of the cerebral hemispheres varies betwee...