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Being Alone, Ass, and Family: Trevor Moore Follow @itrevormoore Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. 6:48 PM-25 Dec 2018 28,136 Retweets 140,632 Likes· @O.. dynastylnoire: that-catholic-shinobi: celticpyro: greater-than-the-sword: klubbhead: refurbishedchild: klubbhead: mysharona1987: Like, I know he is only eight. But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious.  One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.  The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.   But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.  Kevin was a Sith How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence? GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏 Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again. Broke: Kevin was a sadist Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property Here for all Kevin McAllister theories
Being Alone, Ass, and Family: Trevor Moore
 Follow
 @itrevormoore
 Remember. Kevin McCallister could have
 phoned the police at any time. He was a child
 who had accidentally been left alone. One call
 and he would have been safe. But it was
 never about safety. He was hunting those
 men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for
 him. He enjoyed it.
 6:48 PM-25 Dec 2018
 28,136 Retweets 140,632 Likes·
 @O..
dynastylnoire:
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klubbhead:


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klubbhead:

mysharona1987:

Like, I know he is only eight.
But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious. 
One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted. 
The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.  
But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism. 


Kevin was a Sith

How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence?


GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏


Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again.


Broke: Kevin was a sadist 
Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents 
Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property 


Here for all Kevin McAllister theories

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Amber Rose, Apparently, and Batman: our tumllr usefnare IS now yov s Superhero name hat are your rukathetransformer: gaogaigar-the-king: sharky857: d-structive: isa-ghost: kikuthestrange: epicfangirl01: brynnicle: kisstheashes: anticoffeebeans: rottenka: gum-xx-drop: stray-puppet: illyriashade56: amber-rose-neko-san: shayhammowolf: ninja-girl2846: uwillbeefoundtonight: shadowamongfireworks: madly-handsome: steg-o-sore-us: bitchimnot-here: internet-explorer-official: slow-moving-mammal: internet-explorer-official: itssarcatsm: omgbrekkerkaz: girlnovels: albarnesauthor: lileyreyes: little-euro-girl: distance-does-not-matter: scholarlypidgeot: residinginpurgatory: extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird: saadoesthecatholic: lawfulgoodness: RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE me. still being catholic. the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important I’m… dead. Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly. Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak. I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏 Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently. um… being perfect i suppose??? you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers Um… You have the same power as me, @internet-explorer-official! You’re slow! Buddies!! stepping on ppl I’m extremely good looking but only when i get angry Its either invisibility …..Or I use fireworks instead of smokebombs to get out of situations/make diversions/etc Let’s hope I’m always outside in a large parking lot when i need to use my powers then I’m good at finding things? But only at nighttime? Welp. This is quite obvious. LYCANTHROPY HELL YEAH b-being part cat?? I guess???  Considering part of my name comes from an eldritch god, I’m pretty well off. Very strong, time manipulation powers, I’m all set. Oh.. Yall get gum drops bitches Rotten??? I’m a zomboy??? Antisepticeye and Coffee? XD Uh…am I a phoenix? I would freeze people on contact. I would also be perpetually cold, which is already true. :P I would have the power of sonic scream and the ability to put people to sleep by my rapid, boring talk of fandoms. I’m so strange that I weird them out and they leave I can turn invisible and possess things ….You know, guys….I’m not sure I am a superhero. OM NOM NOM ALL THE MOFOS! 3 *muffled “Jaws” theme playing in the distance* My power is COURAGEAnd being a cyborg fused with a mecha lion fused with several machines to form the King of Braves. But also COURAGE. …I’m caught up in giant alien robot drama. Im a 2.7m high Super human clad in Futuristic juggernaut batman armor wearing a helmet with batwings. Heeeeelll yes maaa boi
Amber Rose, Apparently, and Batman: our tumllr usefnare
 IS now yov s
 Superhero name
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RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE
me. still being catholic.


the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important

I’m… dead.


Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly. 

Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk


Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk


That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak. 


I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏


Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently.


um… being perfect i suppose??? 

you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers


Um…


You have the same power as me, @internet-explorer-official! You’re slow!


Buddies!!




stepping on ppl


I’m extremely good looking but only when i get angry


Its either invisibility
…..Or I use fireworks instead of smokebombs to get out of situations/make diversions/etc
Let’s hope I’m always outside in a large parking lot when i need to use my powers then

I’m good at finding things? But only at nighttime? 


Welp. This is quite obvious. 


LYCANTHROPY HELL YEAH

b-being part cat?? I guess??? 


Considering part of my name comes from an eldritch god, I’m pretty well off. Very strong, time manipulation powers, I’m all set. 

Oh..


Yall get gum drops bitches 


Rotten??? I’m a zomboy???

Antisepticeye and Coffee? XD


Uh…am I a phoenix?


I would freeze people on contact. I would also be perpetually cold, which is already true. :P


I would have the power of sonic scream and the ability to put people to sleep by my rapid, boring talk of fandoms.  


I’m so strange that I weird them out and they leave 


I can turn invisible and possess things

….You know, guys….I’m not sure I am a superhero.

OM NOM NOM ALL THE MOFOS! 3 *muffled “Jaws” theme playing in the distance*

My power is COURAGEAnd being a cyborg fused with a mecha lion fused with several machines to form the King of Braves. But also COURAGE.

…I’m caught up in giant alien robot drama.

Im a 2.7m high Super human clad in Futuristic juggernaut batman armor wearing a helmet with batwings. Heeeeelll yes maaa boi

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Ass, England, and Family: THEPAKISTANIMARTHASTEWART Silsila yeh Fuckboy ka Soooo lets talk about SLB's Devdas, we've all seen it. The amazing actors, the amazing sets, the gorgeous costumes and extravagant everything. Now just like I've ruined kuch kuch hota hai. I'm going to ruin Devdas for you. Let's forget about the fact Devdas isn't a romantic tragedy about star crossed lovers. It reeks with misogyny and patriarchy if you dissect the dialogues and screenplay from start to finish. But let's talk about the f*ckboy Devdas. I used to think he's a tragic romantic hero. Seeing him now, he's a violent, emotionally and physically abusive, obsessive, controlling, misogynistic, a coward and a straight up assh*le. He and Paro are childhood friends who are torn apart when his father sends him away to law school in England. He comes back years later and visits Paro and insists on seeing her before his mother. This mofo from this moment for the next scenes of the movie is leading her on, they have "romantic" scenes and such, he even goes as far to promise he will marry her to his grandmother etc etc. Now his assh*le family rejects the idea of marriage when Paro's mom mentions it. They reject it because they believe them to be over lower class and humiliates her. Now dumbass Paro ends up showing up to Devdas's room in the middle of the night still believing in him and that he will stay true to his love and such. Devdas's father catches the two, and not once does he stand up for Paro, is too cowardly to make a stand for the girl he "loves". And leaves the city. This mofo goes to a courtesan (chandramukhi), where Chandramukhi begins to admire him and he insults her for her being a "tawaif" and a second class person. Like who the hell are you Devdas 🙄. He sends a letter to Paro telling her to forget him, their love wasn't real (coward ass mofo). He comes back realizing his mistake, and she is getting married to a rich widower arranged my her mother who is richer than Devdas's family as a clapbackfor their insults. This mofo actually has the audacity to ask her to elope, when HEEE didn't stand up for her in front of his parents, when HE runs away and when HE SENDS her a letter ending their relationship. He had the audacity (continued in comments)
Ass, England, and Family: THEPAKISTANIMARTHASTEWART
 Silsila yeh
 Fuckboy ka
Soooo lets talk about SLB's Devdas, we've all seen it. The amazing actors, the amazing sets, the gorgeous costumes and extravagant everything. Now just like I've ruined kuch kuch hota hai. I'm going to ruin Devdas for you. Let's forget about the fact Devdas isn't a romantic tragedy about star crossed lovers. It reeks with misogyny and patriarchy if you dissect the dialogues and screenplay from start to finish. But let's talk about the f*ckboy Devdas. I used to think he's a tragic romantic hero. Seeing him now, he's a violent, emotionally and physically abusive, obsessive, controlling, misogynistic, a coward and a straight up assh*le. He and Paro are childhood friends who are torn apart when his father sends him away to law school in England. He comes back years later and visits Paro and insists on seeing her before his mother. This mofo from this moment for the next scenes of the movie is leading her on, they have "romantic" scenes and such, he even goes as far to promise he will marry her to his grandmother etc etc. Now his assh*le family rejects the idea of marriage when Paro's mom mentions it. They reject it because they believe them to be over lower class and humiliates her. Now dumbass Paro ends up showing up to Devdas's room in the middle of the night still believing in him and that he will stay true to his love and such. Devdas's father catches the two, and not once does he stand up for Paro, is too cowardly to make a stand for the girl he "loves". And leaves the city. This mofo goes to a courtesan (chandramukhi), where Chandramukhi begins to admire him and he insults her for her being a "tawaif" and a second class person. Like who the hell are you Devdas 🙄. He sends a letter to Paro telling her to forget him, their love wasn't real (coward ass mofo). He comes back realizing his mistake, and she is getting married to a rich widower arranged my her mother who is richer than Devdas's family as a clapbackfor their insults. This mofo actually has the audacity to ask her to elope, when HEEE didn't stand up for her in front of his parents, when HE runs away and when HE SENDS her a letter ending their relationship. He had the audacity (continued in comments)

Soooo lets talk about SLB's Devdas, we've all seen it. The amazing actors, the amazing sets, the gorgeous costumes and extravagant everythin...

Memes, Science, and 🤖: Acredika Nisso? Casais que moram juntos tem sistema imunologico parecido f/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL U OACREDITANIsso @AcreditaNisso? De acordo com um estudo lançado recentemente por cientistas da Universidade de Leuven, na Bélgica, essa semelhança vai ainda mais longe do que parece; mais precisamente, no sistema imunológico. Para a pesquisa, foram retiradas amostras de sangue de 670 participantes saudáveis. Em um segundo momento, os pesquisadores selecionaram 150 deles – com cerca de 70 casais – e acompanharam seus hábitos durante seis meses, para avaliar como seus sistemas imunológicos reagiam com o ambiente. Entre os padrões identificados, rapidamente se pode notar que os casais no estudo demonstravam grande similaridade em seus sistemas imunológicos. Quando as respostas imunológicas do casal eram comparadas entre os dois participantes, houve menos de 50% de variação, quando comparados com um casal de estranhos. O mais intrigante é compreender como isso acontece, uma vez que seu sistema imunológico é praticamente uma "autobiografia química", como descreve o Science of Us, pois é um reflexo de seus hábitos, alimentação, entre outros. O estudo sugere uma solução: algo acontece quando você e seu amor convivem diariamente. Afinal, morar junto leva o casal a compartilhar uma série de hábitos: o que vão comer, se vão exercitar ou ficar no sofá vendo séries. E isso vale também para as partes menos fofinhas da vida em casal: afinal, compartilhando o mesmo ambiente, ambos irão respirar o mesmo mofo, a mesma poeira e dividir as mesmas bactérias que habitam o lugar. O estudo não é focado em casais que não moram juntos (e, futuramente, os pesquisadores querem conduzir um estudo comparativo entre casais que moram na mesma casa e que moram em casas diferentes), mas os autores acreditam que a resposta possa ser similar. Tudo que interfere nos hábitos diários conta para a construção do sistema imunológico – e quanto maior o convívio, mais similares serão. Fonte: Galileu . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw 💋
Memes, Science, and 🤖: Acredika
 Nisso?
 Casais que moram juntos
 tem sistema imunologico
 parecido
 f/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL
 U OACREDITANIsso
@AcreditaNisso? De acordo com um estudo lançado recentemente por cientistas da Universidade de Leuven, na Bélgica, essa semelhança vai ainda mais longe do que parece; mais precisamente, no sistema imunológico. Para a pesquisa, foram retiradas amostras de sangue de 670 participantes saudáveis. Em um segundo momento, os pesquisadores selecionaram 150 deles – com cerca de 70 casais – e acompanharam seus hábitos durante seis meses, para avaliar como seus sistemas imunológicos reagiam com o ambiente. Entre os padrões identificados, rapidamente se pode notar que os casais no estudo demonstravam grande similaridade em seus sistemas imunológicos. Quando as respostas imunológicas do casal eram comparadas entre os dois participantes, houve menos de 50% de variação, quando comparados com um casal de estranhos. O mais intrigante é compreender como isso acontece, uma vez que seu sistema imunológico é praticamente uma "autobiografia química", como descreve o Science of Us, pois é um reflexo de seus hábitos, alimentação, entre outros. O estudo sugere uma solução: algo acontece quando você e seu amor convivem diariamente. Afinal, morar junto leva o casal a compartilhar uma série de hábitos: o que vão comer, se vão exercitar ou ficar no sofá vendo séries. E isso vale também para as partes menos fofinhas da vida em casal: afinal, compartilhando o mesmo ambiente, ambos irão respirar o mesmo mofo, a mesma poeira e dividir as mesmas bactérias que habitam o lugar. O estudo não é focado em casais que não moram juntos (e, futuramente, os pesquisadores querem conduzir um estudo comparativo entre casais que moram na mesma casa e que moram em casas diferentes), mas os autores acreditam que a resposta possa ser similar. Tudo que interfere nos hábitos diários conta para a construção do sistema imunológico – e quanto maior o convívio, mais similares serão. Fonte: Galileu . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw 💋

@AcreditaNisso? De acordo com um estudo lançado recentemente por cientistas da Universidade de Leuven, na Bélgica, essa semelhança vai ainda...