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![model: the-strongest-decoy:
arcticfoxbear:
by-grace-of-god:
prolifeproliberty:
candiikismet:
gingersofficial:
Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.
If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.
He tells us more…
So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.
Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni .
Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.
It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️
Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.
“And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y—
“And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.
“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”
Update from the other night:
“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is.
I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.
Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”
yep!
*runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”
@radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount
“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”](https://pics.esmemes.com/the-strongest-decoy-arcticfoxbear-by-grace-of-god-prolifeproliberty-candiikismet-gingersofficial-life-path-unlocked-he’s-72435713.png)
![model: by-grace-of-god:
prolifeproliberty:
candiikismet:
gingersofficial:
Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.
If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.
He tells us more…
So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.
Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni .
Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.
It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️
Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.
“And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y—
“And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.
“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”
Update from the other night:
“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is.
I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.
Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”
yep!
*runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”](https://pics.esmemes.com/by-grace-of-god-prolifeproliberty-candiikismet-gingersofficial-life-path-unlocked-he’s-a-scientist-69991793.png)
![model: daisyannewinchester:
karadin:
heads up!
Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use
Hello
This is xyz
I am here
How are you
Who is this
What’s up
How can I help you
What god do you serve
Who is your master
Speak now or forever hold your peace
What do you want
You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up
What’s bracken bro, how you livin
My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food
You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today
To talk to a customer, please press one
I’m gay
Just start singing
Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop
Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth
Speak
State your purpose
What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin
Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3…
*Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you
Answer with a lewd moan
Answer crying
I have done all of these.](https://pics.esmemes.com/daisyannewinchester-karadin-heads-up-never-ever-say-yes-before-you-69558798.png)
