🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Merely

Anaconda, Bad, and God: tell YOU a Story Once there w3s a man who lived alone"A Hnd one evenin All m rhy he mode o prayer. I have been Your Servant LORD Az tomato-bird If it is witin Your I lour will And if may be So boldo 2 ask, , Please rant me the V sight o Tsaish and Eziekiel If only for onlq tor a moment Let me be 3 withess t of al the crestures ih Heaven Eorth and Hades, STo the most subime ^ 2 and temjing of Your Creations! bi And God said-And Cod said And God sd nd G od Sald- m sorry tomato-bird ugh Looks like theres nothing here กา At lcast Nothing worth takin; anyway tomato-bird zappuellightninrod: tomato-bird: “The Witness” by Taylor Leong (2018) [read my comics] Bonus below: Keep reading Oooh. Took me a few reads to 100% get it,but now that I do, that is tragic. One thing that I like, and I’m not sure if this was intentional, are the three responses God gives to the man. Might be reading a little too deep into this, but I think each of the responses are form a different part of the Holy Trinity. “SO BE IT.” is coming from the Holy Spirit, who is merely answering the prayer with a yes. He fully well knows what’s about to happen, but is obviously looking at it with a different set of logic then the other two sides. Not inherently bad logic, because form the Holy Spirit’s perspective death truly does not exist. “you will.” is coming from God the Father, who says nothing more then that. just a simple phrase of what’s to come. But it can be read in multiple tones, a simple blanket statement, or in an apologetic tone. (Or if you’re a jackass who looks at God as the bad guy, then ominously.) I’m personally interpreting it in the apologetic tone. “I’m sorry.” is coming from God the Son, AKA Jesus Christ, who’s apologizing for what’s about to happen to him. He’s the one out of the three of them who knows what it;’s like to be mortal, and the most down to earth. He knows what’s beyond the grave, but He also knows what’s about to be lost. I’m probably looking way to deep into this, but it’s just what I took away from it., That’s a very good interpretation and I like it, but I’m slightly more ridiculous note this is how I first saw this post:

zappuellightninrod: tomato-bird: “The Witness” by Taylor Leong (2018) [read my comics] Bonus below: Keep reading Oooh. Took me a few read...

Memes, 🤖, and Salisbury Cathedral: "We are not here to EXTERMINATE. We merely wish to visit the galactically renowned Salisbury Cathedral 13/09/2018, 13:03

Life, Memes, and Money: >income tax You worked and someone paid you. I'll need to take 30%-50% of that. >sales tax Oh you would like to spend some 58 KB JPG of the income we let you keep on goods? I'll have to charge you an extra 5-10% for that. >property tax Oh you managed to save up enough money to get yourself a little property? Better than paying rent? Well you will need to fork over a couple thousand for the privilege. >capital gains Oh you invested in a 401k to avoid taxes? While we thank you for putting your money into our financial casino, we will unfortunately have to take 30% of your gains. inheritance tax You lived a good life anon. You made it to the end. You worked hard and saved some money to give to your kids. Buuuuuut. We will need to take a piece of that too. For the good of society, ya know? RIP anon. At what point did you realize you were merely a tax slave for your government overlords? (GC)

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Life, Memes, and Money: >income tax You worked and someone paid you. I'll need to take 30%-50% of that. >sales tax Oh you would like to spend some 58 KB JPG of the income we let you keep on goods? I'll have to charge you an extra 5-10% for that. >property tax Oh you managed to save up enough money to get yourself a little property? Better than paying rent? Well you will need to fork over a couple thousand for the privilege. >capital gains Oh you invested in a 401k to avoid taxes? While we thank you for putting your money into our financial casino, we will unfortunately have to take 30% of your gains. inheritance tax You lived a good life anon. You made it to the end. You worked hard and saved some money to give to your kids. Buuuuuut. We will need to take a piece of that too. For the good of society, ya know? RIP anon. At what point did you realize you were merely a tax slave for your government overlords? tAxAyShuN iS tEh pRiZe U pAy fOr aN ciViLiZed sOsAieTy (AV)

tAxAyShuN iS tEh pRiZe U pAy fOr aN ciViLiZed sOsAieTy (AV)

Party, Reddit, and Com: Perturbed by the impending nothingness? TRY And turn those absent particles into present party-cles!* Application of Something Oil is merely a superficial facade and does not replace absent matter. The nothingness is coming. [Src]

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Funny, Phone, and Respect: ONROE CO SHERIFF Todd K. Baxter SHERIFF Office of the Sheriff Korey Brown Monroe County UNDERSHERIFF 130 somi PLYMOUTH AVENUE. ROCHESTER, NEWYORK 14614 PHONE (585 753-4178 We have been made aware of multiple coyotes sightings within Monroe County. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncom- mon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically: Coyotes carrying any producted marked "ACME" Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloon Coyote posting signs such as "detour" or "free bird seed" Coyote in possesion of a giant magnet Coyote in possession of a catapult Coyote detonating "TNT" Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behavior "Respect, Integrity, Teamwork, Excellence www.MONROECOUNTYSHERIFF.INFO Should I call 911 when I see a coyote?

Should I call 911 when I see a coyote?

Bane, Goals, and Memes: Oh, you think scoring goals is your ally. But you merely adopted it, l was born in it, moulded by it JUDENTUS Bane-aldo 🔥👊⚽️

Bane-aldo 🔥👊⚽️

Fake, Future, and News: When you hear the Fake News talking negatively about my meeting with President Putin, and all that I gave up, remember, I gave up NOTHING, we merely talked about future benefits for both countries. Also, we got along very well, which is a good thing, except for the Corrupt Media! @realDonaldTrump When you hear the Fake News talking negatively about my meeting with President Putin, and all that I gave up, remember, I gave up NOTHING, we merely talked about future benefits for both countries. Also, we got along very well, which is a good thing, except for the Corrupt Media!

When you hear the Fake News talking negatively about my meeting with President Putin, and all that I gave up, remember, I gave up NOTHING, w...

Anaconda, Bane, and Memes: Texan: You bitches could never handle heat like Texas! It's 96 degrees all week. Floridians: *bane voice* you merely adopted the heat. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the temperatures below 100 until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but cold 🤣 what’s hotter? Texas or Florida?

🤣 what’s hotter? Texas or Florida?

Memes, Thomas Sowell, and 🤖: Thomas Sowell @ThomasSowell "There is much discussion of the haves and the have-nots, but very little discussion of the doers and the do-nots, those who contribute and those who merely take." 7/10/18, 6:59 AM (GC)

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News, Supreme, and Tumblr: AT&T 9:46 PM KO Women's March Statement on Trump's Extremist SCOTUS Nominee Washington, DC - In response to Donald Trump's nomination of XX to the Supreme Court of the United States, The Women's March released the following statement: <a href="https://imperilysm.tumblr.com/post/175744449789/association-of-free-people-dadpat-tactual" class="tumblr_blog">imperilysm</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/175744119299/dadpat-tactual-triggeredmedia-they-literally" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://dadpat-tactual.tumblr.com/post/175743389370/triggeredmedia-they-literally-wrote-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">dadpat-tactual</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/175731438102/they-literally-wrote-about-the-extremist-pick" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>: <blockquote>They literally wrote about the “extremist” pick before it’s been made and forget to put the name in.</blockquote> What’s the news source on this? </blockquote> The body of the release makes it more hilarious. <a href="https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jul/9/womens-march-mocked-press-release-opposing-supreme/">https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jul/9/womens-march-mocked-press-release-opposing-supreme/</a> Erebody gonna be murdered by XX! <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="568" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82bc30665f4e53994939fc3784b3cfd5/tumblr_pbnk6emWsu1svtbld_540.jpg" data-orig-height="568" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote> While X merely gave it to us, XX has a far worse fate in store </blockquote>

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Help, Spoon, and Chi: o not merely wash me my chi wash the whole kitchen! NATHAN WPYLE unselfish spoon just wants to help via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2xwG7e7">https://ift.tt/2xwG7e7</a>

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Help, Spoon, and Chi: o not merely wash me my chi wash the whole kitchen! NATHAN WPYLE unselfish spoon just wants to help

unselfish spoon just wants to help

Office, Convicted, and Sued: Aunt Crabby calls Bullshi Auntie does not want @realDonaldTrump merely impeached. I want him: Fully Investigated Indicted Impeached Thrown Out Of Office Put on Trial for Treason Convicted Found Guilty Imprisoned Disgraced Sued in Civil Court for Damages Found Guilty Assets Sold Off Penniless That's all

Life, Notebook, and Phone: Anonymous | 20790715 1 hr. ago . What can I do so my wishes come true? >Pro tip: not selling souls to anybody/ anything 9.5 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 20790739 1 hr. ago . -ldentify your wishes and write them down. -Choose which ones are you going to be working towards. -Devise a plan to carry these wishes to fruition -Organize a schedule in which the process of obtaining it is meant to be carried out. -Adapt whenever you find something from your original plan that doesn't work well -Eventually obtain whatever you want. 99% of people never even get to point 1 . They just have fleeting whims and general ideas of what they want that change all the time. It's incredible how much you can actually achieve with merely a small notebook and a pen and how few people actually do it. Get out of the computer or phone immediately and do it. Seriously, the mere act of writing it down with your own hand can change your life. Use this power wisely. Unexpected life coaching from /x/ via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IKyvsT">https://ift.tt/2IKyvsT</a>

Unexpected life coaching from /x/ via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IKyvsT">https://ift.tt/2IKyvsT</a>

Life, Notebook, and Phone: Anonymous | 20790715 1 hr. ago . What can I do so my wishes come true? >Pro tip: not selling souls to anybody/ anything 9.5 kB JPG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 20790739 1 hr. ago . -ldentify your wishes and write them down. -Choose which ones are you going to be working towards. -Devise a plan to carry these wishes to fruition -Organize a schedule in which the process of obtaining it is meant to be carried out. -Adapt whenever you find something from your original plan that doesn't work well -Eventually obtain whatever you want. 99% of people never even get to point 1 . They just have fleeting whims and general ideas of what they want that change all the time. It's incredible how much you can actually achieve with merely a small notebook and a pen and how few people actually do it. Get out of the computer or phone immediately and do it. Seriously, the mere act of writing it down with your own hand can change your life. Use this power wisely. Unexpected life coaching from /x/

Unexpected life coaching from /x/

Beyonce, Fucking, and God: I understand your mediocrity. A black woman who continues to go out her way to be as black as possible in white spaces is not a big deal. Ok. Continue to think in basic while the likes of Table Stiff steal the soul from you because you don't "go out of your way" to appreciate black greatness. 2h Like Reply See this is why I fucking can’t with Beyoncé fans. If you dare refer to her as anything less than a god, ESPECIALLY if you’re black, they will come at you sideways and act like you’ve rejected your entire racial identity. This comment was in response to my merely saying I was neutral on her and wouldn’t go out of my way to see her in concert. I didn’t say one negative thing about her and this person is still trippin. <a href="%E2%80%9Chttps://tmblr.co/mPxVYxWuKR2CMbqrueo4UEQ%22">@lastsonlost</a> <a href="https://tmblr.co/m0If3wg4Y-iGkel9dTadFYQ">@jlongbone</a>

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Blackpeopletwitter, Black, and April: Black Cat Anukii & @Anvkii You guys, Net Neutrality is officially ending April 23rd... we still need just one more vote in Senate to yet again deny the end of net neutrality I feel like we're not raising hell about this so it's going to quietly end. Merely ONE MORE VOTE is all we need #NetNeutrality 1:50 PM 12 Apr 18 14.6K Retweets 12.2K Likes Important PSA (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Important PSA (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Teacher, Good, and Models: Visible High Tech Device What's needed For Success Stakeholder Support Lite Tech collection Backups Data SMART IEP Training/ Planning time :Functional |Peer language Commmunication models Teacher modeling Stimulation Core/Fringe o Organized Opportunities Systematically Room for growth Aided Language AAC Devices: Merely the Tip of the Iceberg-- There’s More to Good AAC Implementation Than Meets the Eye

AAC Devices: Merely the Tip of the Iceberg-- There’s More to Good AAC Implementation Than Meets the Eye

Definitely, I Bet, and Jay: The Hill @thehill Follow Parkland shooting suspect getting fan mail, money from supporters: report hill.cm /vLfPaGa 6:58 AM- 29 Mar 2018 Jhuri @Jeesa Jay Follow I feel like eencdirn far a should b investigated. The Hill @thehill Parkland shooting suspect getting fan mail, money from supporters report hill.cm/vLfPaGa 10:12 AM-29 Mar 2018 49,523 Retweets 127,829 Likes ㅇ <a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/172446456437/westafricanbaby-thatpettyblackgirl-the-fact" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://westafricanbaby.tumblr.com/post/172419646093/thatpettyblackgirl-the-fact-that-this-man-has" class="tumblr_blog">westafricanbaby</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/172412281791/the-fact-that-this-man-has-fans-is-sickening-i" class="tumblr_blog">thatpettyblackgirl</a>: <blockquote>the fact that this man has “fans” is sickening. I bet they’re all white. </blockquote> They are DEFINITELY all white with severe low self esteem. </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="651" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6bccacd76bfe726879d47533bbaa7f3c/tumblr_inline_p6gk5usIjr1rleeyp_540.png" data-orig-height="651" data-orig-width="540"/></figure>Here. A black person who was actually found guilty of theft, burglary and arson (a fact these people conveniently overlook), which is more than you can say for this person who was merely a suspect at the time of this post. You will notice that this black male has a bunch of support, a gofundme, and is also getting his own fan letters. So maybe dont just go around shoehorning race into everything and simply assuming that these kind of actions are limited to white people. </blockquote> In fairness he’s only a “suspect“ because the trial isn’t over and he hasn’t been convicted, not a suspect in the sense that we aren’t completely sure he did it.But the rest of your point stands.

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Life, Love, and Memes: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR NO MORE WISHING TIME TO MAKESH*T HAPPEN. Stop wishing for something to happen and go make it happen!🔥 An amazing thing happens when you get honest with yourself and start doing what you love, what makes you happy. Your life literally slows down. You stop wishing for the weekend. You stop merely looking forward to special events. You begin to live in each moment and you start feeling like a human being. You just ride the wave that is life, with this feeling of contentment and joy. That’s what happens when you take action! - action makeithappen millionairementor

Stop wishing for something to happen and go make it happen!🔥 An amazing thing happens when you get honest with yourself and start doing what...

Big Dick, Tumblr, and Work: <a href="http://gothseparatism.tumblr.com/post/171868720483/dykeboots-fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i" class="tumblr_blog">gothseparatism</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://dykeboots.tumblr.com/post/171866798164/fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i-am-so-fuking" class="tumblr_blog">dykeboots</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171856038144" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://car0den.tumblr.com/post/171855164753/fortooate-i-am-so-fuking-happy-about-luigi" class="tumblr_blog">car0den</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171854980234" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>: <blockquote>i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis</blockquote> does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell </blockquote> that’s the beauty part <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36ff48ee8e7b8c159f70a2a8fd0fa033/tumblr_inline_p5kgixjwYt1r0z785_540.png" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"/></figure>some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great. </blockquote> mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer </blockquote> don’t censor him </blockquote> Some animator deadass took the time to animate a dick bulge for Luigi. It’s time for Japan to be stopped.

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Bane, Batman, and Chelsea: You merely adopted the bench. I was born in it, molded by it. ba ar Alvaro Morata doing his best Bane impression 😂👏⚽️ Bench Morata CFC Chelsea Batman

Alvaro Morata doing his best Bane impression 😂👏⚽️ Bench Morata CFC Chelsea Batman

Soccer, You, and Born: araba You merely adopted the bench. I was born in it, molded by it. https://t.co/vY8wBje6ZJ

You merely adopted the bench. I was born in it, molded by it. https://t.co/vY8wBje6ZJ

Complex, Meme, and Make A: Hm. Byutie...It is merely complex ATOMIC ARRANGE MENTS FOOL YOU HAVE NOT CONSIDERED YOUR <blockquote>henlo i have make a metaphysical meme pls a c c e p t</blockquote>Y E S

<blockquote>henlo i have make a metaphysical meme pls a c c e p t</blockquote>Y E S

Andrew Luck, England, and News: Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck Dearest mother I write with most distressful news. The men have been hoodwinked. The deserter McDaniels is on the lamb, likely headed toward New England, my best scouts report. Was this a ploy to merely spy? We shall never know. Irritating. Andrew 💀

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Memes, Yeah, and Ocean: SOMETIMES, WHAT SEEMS LIKE AN OCEAN 1S MERELY A PASSABLE LAKE BUT YEAH, SOMETIMES ITS AN OCEAN (artist: @jakelikesonions) *usually. usually it's an ocean ¯\_(ツ)_-¯

$Memes, Yeah, and Ocean: SOMETIMES, WHAT SEEMS LIKE AN OCEAN 1S MERELY A PASSABLE LAKE BUT YEAH, SOMETIMES ITS AN OCEAN (artist: @jakelikesonions) *usually. usually it's an ocean ¯\_(ツ)_-¯$

(artist: @jakelikesonions) *usually. usually it's an ocean ¯\_(ツ)_-¯

Reddit, Banana, and Reality: it is merely a disguise of the BANANA you have been FOOLISH, there is no such thing as THE SUN evacuate this reality IMMIDIATELY [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7qgfoy/_/">Src</a>]

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Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]

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Bane, Bitch, and Blackpeopletwitter: Introducing The Coziest boy ever @meechonmars nigga i just got my first electricity bill OH IM FINNA BE BANE IN THIS BITCH *Guests come over*: "It's really dark in here" Me: You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me" 1/9/18,12:44 PM FINNA BE BANE IN THIS BITCH (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

FINNA BE BANE IN THIS BITCH (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Life, Love, and Memes: NO MORE WISHING TIME TO DO SHIT. Stop wishing for something to happen and go make it happen!🔥 An amazing thing happens when you get honest with yourself and start doing what you love, what makes you happy. Your life literally slows down. You stop wishing for the weekend. You stop merely looking forward to special events. You begin to live in each moment and you start feeling like a human being. You just ride the wave that is life, with this feeling of contentment and joy. That’s what happens when you take action! - action makeithappen millionairementor

Stop wishing for something to happen and go make it happen!🔥 An amazing thing happens when you get honest with yourself and start doing what...

Anaconda, Memes, and Obama: In Obama's first year, he prevented another Great Depression, saved the US auto industry, and put us on track to cut the uninsured rate in half and triple the stock market. Trump gave himself a $15-million-a- year tax cut and defended neo-Nazis. See the difference? OCCUPY DEMOCRAT Matt Palumbo Obama: 30 percent growth during the most volatile market on record-100% of that 30 percent gain was merely retracing lost value from past declines. Trump:25 percent growth. Least volatile market in history. First time since the 1980s where we had 12 straight positive months of stock market gains. Record low unemployment, rising wages, rising labor force participation. All gains make new all time highs

Life, Reddit, and Time: would you look at the time Silly 3 dimentional carbon based life form He says he looks at time While he merely observes what his species refer to as WATCH AND LEARN YeS [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7i66ds/c_l_o_c_k_s/">Src</a>]

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Energy, Memes, and True: MERELY WISHING FORA LAMBO WILL NEVER GET YOU ONE - “Wishing starts in the mind and generally stays there.” What a perfect quote for this post! - I believe that wishes have energy. I believe that wishes exist to show you what’s really possible. That voice that whisper to your heart reveal what you’re truly capable of achieving. If you can wish it, you can do it. But there’s only one thing a wish needs to become real… A decision! So are you going to decide to make your wishes come true? The decision is yours, if you wish. 😉 - Leave a comment below!👇 - decision wishes millionairementor

- “Wishing starts in the mind and generally stays there.” What a perfect quote for this post! - I believe that wishes have energy. I believe...

Disney, Life, and Tumblr: MOANA TOHUNGA TATAI ARORANGI The rising and setting points of the brightest and most distinctive stars and planets are gauged with the help of sophisticated star compasses. Atohunga is an expert practitioner Te kapehu whetu is the compass of any skill or art, either religious orused to keep a canoe on course otherwise. One who earries knowledge Voyage routes are preserved in f nvigathion roauld have expertise in either memory or song reading the stars. ALECTROMANCY Dieination threugh birds foftan roestera) p through scattered grains and marking the e'seroe as letters from the alphabe There is a third class or kind of makutu witchcraft which is non-aggressive and which is merely intended to ward off the magic spells of other and to proteet the life, spirit, and physical and intellectual vigour of the performer MAKUT the ocean chose me <a href="http://prosperas.tumblr.com/post/166361576830/witchy-disney-moana" class="tumblr_blog">prosperas</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://clempennyfeather.tumblr.com/tagged/witchydisney">Witchy Disney</a> ➵ Moana </blockquote>

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Bad, Memes, and Control: 41 WORRYING WILL NEVER CHANGE THE OUTCOME @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Who are the worriers? Why are some people so prone to "what if disease," while others merely worry about something when it happens? But you may ask… why do they worry? People worry because they think something bad will happen or could happen, so they activate a “hyper-vigilant” strategy of worry and think that 'if I worry I can prevent this bad thing from happening or catch it early. (Which is BS) So here millmentor is bringing some WORRY-busting steps!👇 ✔️Make a list of your worries. Identify what you are worried about. (Easy one) ✔️Analyze the list. Look at whether your worry is productive or unproductive. - Productive worry is one that you can do something about right now. - Unproductive worry is one which you can't do anything about. ✔️Embrace uncertainty. Once you have isolated your unproductive worries, it's time to identify what you need to accept in order to get over them. Acceptance means noticing that uncertainty exists and letting go and focusing on the things that you can control, enjoy, or appreciate. ✔️Make yourself uncomfortable. Worriers feel that they can't tolerate discomfort, but if you practice discomfort, you will accomplish a lot more. So GET UNCOMFORTABLE. ✔️Remember that it's never as bad as you think it will be. Anxiety or worry is all about anticipation. The 'what ifs' are always way worse than how you feel when something actually happens. - Did you like my millmentor tips? Drop a comment below and let me know what you think!👇👇 - worry whatif success mindset millionairementor

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Life, Television, and Classical Art: when u realize that u have been watching yourself from a distance your entire life rather than actually living in the moment, never really enjoying or feeling anything, an apathetic self-observer as if your life were merely television, weighed down by the existential burden of conscious self-awareness

Being Alone, Goals, and Life: MALLIONAIRE MENTOR SHE LIKES A MAN WITHAMBITION. Too many young people today are afraid of thinking big in their ambitions and letting the world know that they want to achieve great things and they end up worse off for it. - I believe being realistic and practical are important, especially when setting goals, in a business context, having an ambitious vision is iINCREDIBLY important. Here are a few reasons why: ✔️ Much of life is there for the taking, but you have to reach for it! To put it another way, what are the chances that we will get what we want, if we don’t go after it? ✔️Ambition is more important than talent. Granted, ambition alone doesn’t guarantee success, but having a lot of great talent without ambition is unlikely to get you much either. ✔️Having strong ambitions naturally leads to attributes needed for success. ✔️Ambition provides clarity With strong ambition, what is desirable yet unreachable to the unmotivated is merely a destination to the ambitious. ✔️Trying to accomplish something ambitious is character building Strength comes from facing difficulties and successfully enduring. This is how we develop courage and how life itself evolves. You live and you F*CKING learn! - ambition success hustle millionairementor

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Trump, United, and United States: President of the United States "Economic security is national security." President Donald J. Trump Economic security is not merely related to national security. Economic security IS national security!

Economic security is not merely related to national security. Economic security IS national security!

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Anaconda, cnn.com, and Revenge: Anonymous donations in the form of crowd-funding: It's so inspiring to see strangers coming together to help this person. GoFundMe Help a schoolteacher beat cancer! Funding goal: REACHED! 0% 100% Anonymous donations in the form of universal health care. CNN SOCIALISM TAX HIKES WORLD TECH HEALTH MEDIA HOUSE PLANS TO VOTE! I、〉,A0EE-LOAD ON HEALTH CARE BILLOTHER TUESDAY MORNING. INCENDIARY PHRASES! CONTINUE READING Mouth froth The Oatmeal <a href="https://fuckheads-revenge.tumblr.com/post/166852782963/liberscaryrynn" class="tumblr_blog">fuckheads-revenge</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/166852526859/mandatory-taxes-are-not-the-same-as-voluntar" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:<blockquote>Mandatory👏🏾taxes👏🏾are👏🏾not👏🏾the👏🏾same👏🏾as👏🏾voluntary👏🏾donations👏🏾</blockquote> Did The Oatmeal go full retard? </blockquote> It appears so. Because even when someone called him on his bullshit and said that taxes were not the same as donations, he responded that it was merely “semantics” and then changed the second panel to say “helping people” as though universal healthcare is the only way to help people.Also if the difference between voluntary and involuntary is just “semantics” then consensual sex and rape are the same thing.

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Memes, Alcohol, and Ally: TastelessGentlemen @TastelessGents You either pass out a hero or drink long enough to see yourself become the villain Oh, you think alcohol is your ally. But you merely adopted the alcohol; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see a sober day until I was already a man, by then sobriety was nothing to me but annoying.

Oh, you think alcohol is your ally. But you merely adopted the alcohol; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see a sober day until I wa...

Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂

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Memes, Yeah, and Ocean: SOMETIMES,WHAT SEEMS IKE AN OCEAN IS MERELY A PASSABLE LAKE BUT YEAH, SOMETIMES ITS AN OCEAN (artist: @jakelikesonions) my friend gave me a cold and i'm so close to jumping their train about it ohmyGoD

(artist: @jakelikesonions) my friend gave me a cold and i'm so close to jumping their train about it ohmyGoD

Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS from the Fictional Elite THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DC Universe t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying to respect the basic rights of those aound you ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla Tonn foner of L Superman is brawny and Batman guides the sheer strength of the A common goal can unite even t this fortifies and personalities. By having a clear purpose driving your team, they will be compelled to apply their unique strengths and abilities to achieve it Justice League with strategy crucial for this dynamic to work FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Lord of the Rings Some bebeve it in only great power thit can whut I have lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts Have My Bow: Elven Success is earned through Elvish-made tools proved irwaluable to the Fellowship. The with which you choose to manage your Pippin's pep - every facet augment their talents or hinder them. Choose wisely! THE AVENGERS and the press 1would sather be a good man than a great king who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move Steve Rogens Character Over Steve Rogers was Each Avenger provides a distinct set of strengths to the team. With colossal powers at play, ego can be Ultron). The allows for each wholesome heart and t of ego scouts, Iron Man n of i individual to become whole. Embrace the of your peers instead Widow sabotages Hulk smashes, etc. A often more than skills and achievement. Look for good people to join your team. skills trumps an army of of feeling threatened GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Ant no thing ke We Are Groot: Groot symbolizes the power of uniting to face a common cause. Cultivate branches of trust and compassion throughout your team so that everyone feels empowered and break schem and Star Lord's spontaneous dance battle, the Guardians averted disaster. Embrace the individuality of every team member Bizarre ideas can trigger DUNDER MIFFLIN The Office People will never be seplaced by Is Scott tosses out sexist and racial comments casually. Respect and Michael Scott is notorious for creating simple and don't force FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY The X-Files tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty I Want to Believe: Mulder is driven by an almighty need to discover the truth. This fervor draws Scully into the crusade, creating dynamic duo Scully's intellect and skepticism reins in Mulder, while his euriosity and zeal draws h of s on your fearm can TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests hat we truly desire is long folowing thur path do we Humans are not merely heroic ninja warriors by even in the play, creativity, and humanity can lead to Don't limit your guides their growth. Your team also needs judging solely by and stronger ideas Don't always play it and THE X-MEN Marvel Universe rou know. Youre the power el Gifted: The X-Men wouldn't X's vision, and guidance. A true the unique gifts of each team member instead of forcing within mutants and humans alike. They may stumble and fail, but the Professor guides them towards harnessing the failure to learn and evolve. leader is engaged and to cultivate their own talents and modes of team's wellbeing. OUICK BASE Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Life, Anxiety, and Best: zander @finah his best normani @dinahslut what is he doing It's Sunday ladies & gents and that means absolutely nothing because we are merely prolonging the inevitable fate that is death by indulging in insignificant luxuries to cope with the overwhelming constant sense of urgency & anxiety that is life. But it's cool because FOOTBALLLLL

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