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Meditative: Coming back from a meditative retreat to find the world's falling apart
Meditative: Coming back from a meditative retreat to find the world's falling apart

Coming back from a meditative retreat to find the world's falling apart

Meditative: Shaving after a few beers is almost meditative
Meditative: Shaving after a few beers is almost meditative

Shaving after a few beers is almost meditative

Meditative: Senator Palpatine, meditative mastermind
Meditative: Senator Palpatine, meditative mastermind

Senator Palpatine, meditative mastermind

Meditative: epry USted7uays a favorite flag hide $400 -Room w/ bed-for-female-goth, artist, streamer-25-mins-from-the- Myself, my pug, and my french bull dog live on the property. They are full of energy and demand attention, so if you're not a crazy dog person, it won't work out I'm not in a rush to rent out the room. And I've been having a hard time finding any quality people to rent to. Alot of people around here tend to be very country and pretty trashy. I prefer you be from somewhere else besides| I'm a guy and I get along better with women. I grew up in a house with three sisters and I use to be a photographer. I've helped women friends pick out lingerie. If you have a problem with a male roommate this is not for you. I'm renting to a female only Personality wise, you need to be classy and someone I can get along with. Roommate preferences; don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't bring anyone to my house that does. No live in partners. Respectful, clean, organized. Understand my house, my rules. 20-30s age range. I need to be friends with the person I let into my home. Communication and compatibility are important. I prefer you be a graphic artist, a goth girl, a streamer, or a model. I spend a lot of my time studying and practicing my artwork or playing MMOS And I like a meditative calm relaxed environment. I'm into meditation & ASMR. I don't like loud music. We need to have these things in common to be roomies. My house is a subdivision in mins downtown Rent is $400 Utilities are split $40 Background/ Credit check so I can verify you're not a serial killer or a criminal 6 months max. Maybe longer with the right person. Signed lease. Semi private detached bathroom Brand new bed w/ storage drawers. If theres anyone out there whose educated, and cultured and attractive who doesn't look or act like a character from King of the Hill I'd love to share my home with you. I'm tired of being surrounded by country folks and weirdos. Any one sane? (google ma available dec 1 cats are OK - purr About 25 mins from and 30 dogs are OK- wooof furnished apartment laundry on site private bath private room "Ive helped women friends pick out lingerie"..?
Meditative: epry
 USted7uays a
 favorite
 flag
 hide
 $400 -Room w/ bed-for-female-goth, artist, streamer-25-mins-from-the-
 Myself, my pug, and my french bull dog live on the property. They are full of
 energy and demand attention, so if you're not a crazy dog person, it won't work
 out
 I'm not in a rush to rent out the room. And I've been having a hard time finding
 any quality people to rent to. Alot of people around here tend to be very country
 and pretty trashy. I prefer you be from somewhere else besides|
 I'm a guy and I get along better with women. I grew up in a house with three
 sisters and I use to be a photographer. I've helped women friends pick out
 lingerie. If you have a problem with a male roommate this is not for you. I'm
 renting to a female only
 Personality wise, you need to be classy and someone I can get along with.
 Roommate preferences; don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't bring anyone to my
 house that does. No live in partners. Respectful, clean, organized. Understand my
 house, my rules. 20-30s age range.
 I need to be friends with the person I let into my home. Communication and
 compatibility are important. I prefer you be a graphic artist, a goth girl, a
 streamer, or a model. I spend a lot of my time studying and practicing my artwork
 or playing MMOS
 And I like a meditative calm relaxed environment. I'm into meditation & ASMR. I
 don't like loud music.
 We need to have these things in common to be roomies.
 My house is a subdivision in
 mins downtown
 Rent is $400
 Utilities are split
 $40 Background/ Credit check so I can verify you're not a serial killer or a
 criminal
 6 months max. Maybe longer with the right person. Signed lease.
 Semi private detached bathroom
 Brand new bed w/ storage drawers.
 If theres anyone out there whose educated, and cultured and attractive who
 doesn't look or act like a character from King of the Hill I'd love to share my
 home with you. I'm tired of being surrounded by country folks and weirdos. Any one sane?
 (google ma
 available dec 1
 cats are OK - purr
 About 25 mins from
 and 30
 dogs are OK- wooof
 furnished
 apartment
 laundry on site
 private bath
 private room
"Ive helped women friends pick out lingerie"..?

"Ive helped women friends pick out lingerie"..?

Meditative: flag favorite hide $400 -Room w/ bed-for-female-goth, artist, streamer-25-mins-from-the- Myself, my pug, and my french bull dog live on the property. They are full of energy and demand attention, so if you're not a crazy dog person, it won't work out I'm not in a rush to rent out the room. And I've been having a hard time finding any quality people to rent to. Alot of people around here tend to be very country and pretty trashy. I prefer you be from somewhere else besides | I'm a guy and I get along better with women. I grew up in a house with three sisters and I use to be a photographer. I've helped women friends pick out lingerie. If you have a problem with a male roommate this is not for you. I'm renting to a female only Personality wise, you need to be classy and someone I can get along with Roommate preferences; don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't bring anyone to my house that does. No live in partners. Respectful, clean, organized. Understand my house, my rules. 20-30s age range. I need to be friends with the person I let into my home. Communication and compatibility are important. I prefer you be a graphic artist, a goth girl, a streamer, or a model. I spend a lot of my time studying and practicing my artwork or playing MMOS And I like a meditative calm relaxed environment. I'm into meditation & ASMR. I don't like loud music. We need to have these things in common to be roomies. My house is a subdivision in mins downtown Rent is $400 Utilities are split $40 Background/ Credit check so I can verify you're not a serial killer or a criminal 6 months max. Maybe longer with the right person. Signed lease. Semi private detached bathroom. Brand new bed w/ storage drawers. If theres anyone out there whose educated, and cultured and attractive who doesn't look or act like a character from King of the Hill I'd love to share my home with you. I'm tired of being surrounded by country folks and weirdos. Any one sane? (google map) available dec 1 cats are OK - purrr About 25 mins from and 30 dogs are OK -wooof furnished apartment laundry on site private bath private room justneckbeardthings
Meditative: flag
 favorite
 hide
 $400 -Room w/ bed-for-female-goth, artist, streamer-25-mins-from-the-
 Myself, my pug, and my french bull dog live on the property. They are full of
 energy and demand attention, so if you're not a crazy dog person, it won't work
 out
 I'm not in a rush to rent out the room. And I've been having a hard time finding
 any quality people to rent to. Alot of people around here tend to be very country
 and pretty trashy. I prefer you be from somewhere else besides |
 I'm a guy and I get along better with women. I grew up in a house with three
 sisters and I use to be a photographer. I've helped women friends pick out
 lingerie. If you have a problem with a male roommate this is not for you. I'm
 renting to a female only
 Personality wise, you need to be classy and someone I can get along with
 Roommate preferences; don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't bring anyone to my
 house that does. No live in partners. Respectful, clean, organized. Understand my
 house, my rules. 20-30s age range.
 I need to be friends with the person I let into my home. Communication and
 compatibility are important. I prefer you be a graphic artist, a goth girl, a
 streamer, or a model. I spend a lot of my time studying and practicing my artwork
 or playing MMOS
 And I like a meditative calm relaxed environment. I'm into meditation & ASMR. I
 don't like loud music.
 We need to have these things in common to be roomies.
 My house is a subdivision in
 mins downtown
 Rent is $400
 Utilities are split
 $40 Background/ Credit check so I can verify you're not a serial killer or a
 criminal
 6 months max. Maybe longer with the right person. Signed lease.
 Semi private detached bathroom.
 Brand new bed w/ storage drawers.
 If theres anyone out there whose educated, and cultured and attractive who
 doesn't look or act like a character from King of the Hill I'd love to share my
 home with you. I'm tired of being surrounded by country folks and weirdos. Any one sane?
 (google map)
 available dec 1
 cats are OK - purrr
 About 25 mins from
 and 30
 dogs are OK -wooof
 furnished
 apartment
 laundry on site
 private bath
 private room
justneckbeardthings

justneckbeardthings

Meditative: gallusrostromegalus So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said: "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it's date night. And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?" "He's three." "Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it's such a hassle-" And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not "dog" because I always think of Charlie as "good boy" but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can't just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on. So the rest of the haircut became a game of "how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?" And the answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I'm specific enough" gallusrostromegalus "is he verbal?" very "It really depends on who he's with. He's very quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park or has a friend over." "was it hard to potty-train him?" "he's adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff. "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!" "I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if take him anywhere with them." "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!" "yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones. "Does he throw tantrums when they break?" "Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree." gallusrostromegalus The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew. (if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/ gallusrostromegalus) #Dogs #Charleston Chew #Family Lore O 234,007 notes This user has a lot of good stories (like the 40 pets one)
Meditative: gallusrostromegalus
 So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me
 if I had other plans for the day and I said:
 "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and
 then it's date night.
 And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?"
 "He's three."
 "Mine too! Where are you registering him for
 kindergarten it's such a hassle-"
 And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not "dog"
 because I always think of Charlie as "good boy" but
 this slip up has lead to a miscommunication
 The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant
 about how unnecessarily complex shopping for
 schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent
 child, so I can't just tell her that Charlie is a dog
 because then she'll feel awkward for unloading on
 me and she clearly has enough going on.
 So the rest of the haircut became a game of "how
 much can I say about Charlie without revealing that
 he is not a human child?" And the answer is "enough
 to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly
 several hours worth if I'm specific enough"
 gallusrostromegalus
 "is he
 verbal?"
 very
 "It really depends on who he's with. He's very quiet
 at he but won't shut up if he's at the park or has a
 friend over."
 "was it hard to potty-train him?"
 "he's adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how
 good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.
 "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen,
 drives me crazy!"
 "I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as into tv,
 but he always wants a toy if take him anywhere with
 them."
 "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on
 them!"
 "yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2
 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.
 "Does he throw tantrums when they break?"
 "Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them apart.
 He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though
 Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it
 because he's not tall enough to get it out of the cat
 tree."
 gallusrostromegalus
 The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
 (if you want to read more of my much weirder
 adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on
 Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/
 gallusrostromegalus)
 #Dogs #Charleston Chew #Family Lore
 O
 234,007 notes
This user has a lot of good stories (like the 40 pets one)

This user has a lot of good stories (like the 40 pets one)

Meditative: I find rocks on beaches in my town and paint mandalas on them, a form of meditative art
Meditative: I find rocks on beaches in my town and paint mandalas on them, a form of meditative art

I find rocks on beaches in my town and paint mandalas on them, a form of meditative art

Meditative: 5 months ago I was in Sumerian and Mesopotamian age too. I remember my past life. It was the earliest life of many lifes, which I lived. After these old civilizations I visit old Egypt, ancient China, Greek and Vikings. After this - in these days in 20. and 21. century. I used to live in one life more than 180 years. In Sumeria and Mesopotamia I lived cca 450 mortal years, but I wasn't mortal human at first, I was one of the most powerful immortal Godess of love and war, but I refuse to kill my people, because I feel bad about it, than Big Marduk turns angry and makes mortal human from me, but he gives me an offer - that I will be more than 30 times incarnate in human's body for my wildness and after this I can return to immortals. In Egypt I lived something around 140 years like a Pharaoh's architect and sophistic vesir (I was a man), in China I was coworker of big phylosophs for 70 years and emperor's general in next dynasty for 50 years(I fall in battle against Hun's army). In Greek I was princess of Athens, but I was married with cruel king, who cheating me every week, than I used to lived like man - a poem writter and farmer near Pompei when vulcan explodes I was 28 years and I died in Barbarian's slavery when I was around 45 years. Than I have good life in Normandia for 57 years like Viking warrior. I used to sit near the big Vikings and I fall in battle again - but souls of my coworkers accidentaly takes me into a Vallhala with them - this makes really big problem so, I was sent back to Earth. Than I was lost between 14. and 18. century and spooks some thiefs in old ruins(it was really fun, but I was alone), in 19. century I invented some electrical shaving mashine and vinil disk and player, but I forgot to patent it and my wife died when gives birth of my son, so sad life... and after this I have 10 lifes which was really difficult, but beautiful. And now I have 21 years and live in Europe of 21. century, and I prepare myself in big spirituality and meditative exercisions for future which is unknown to me... So it is big journey of Ishtar. Show less 1 REPLY I was taking a youtube walk when I found this on a video playing recreated ancient music
Meditative: 5 months ago
 I was in Sumerian and Mesopotamian age too. I remember my past life. It was the earliest life of
 many lifes, which I lived. After these old civilizations I visit old Egypt, ancient China, Greek and
 Vikings. After this - in these days in 20. and 21. century. I used to live in one life more than 180 years.
 In Sumeria and Mesopotamia I lived cca 450 mortal years, but I wasn't mortal human at first,
 I was one of the most powerful immortal Godess of love and war, but I refuse to kill my people,
 because I feel bad about it, than Big Marduk turns angry and makes mortal human from me, but he
 gives me an offer - that I will be more than 30 times incarnate in human's body for my wildness and
 after this I can return to immortals. In Egypt I lived something around 140 years like a Pharaoh's
 architect and sophistic vesir (I was a man), in China I was coworker of big phylosophs for 70 years
 and emperor's general in next dynasty for 50 years(I fall in battle against Hun's army). In Greek I was
 princess of Athens, but I was married with cruel king, who cheating me every week, than I used to
 lived like man - a poem writter and farmer near Pompei when vulcan explodes I was 28 years and I
 died in Barbarian's slavery when I was around 45 years. Than I have good life in Normandia for 57
 years like Viking warrior. I used to sit near the big Vikings and I fall in battle again - but souls of my
 coworkers accidentaly takes me into a Vallhala with them - this makes really big problem so, I was
 sent back to Earth. Than I was lost between 14. and 18. century and spooks some thiefs in old
 ruins(it was really fun, but I was alone), in 19. century I invented some electrical shaving mashine
 and vinil disk and player, but I forgot to patent it and my wife died when gives birth of my son, so sad
 life... and after this I have 10 lifes which was really difficult, but beautiful. And now I have 21 years
 and live in Europe of 21. century, and I prepare myself in big spirituality and meditative exercisions
 for future which is unknown to me... So it is big journey of Ishtar.
 Show less
 1
 REPLY
I was taking a youtube walk when I found this on a video playing recreated ancient music

I was taking a youtube walk when I found this on a video playing recreated ancient music

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Meditative: gallusrostromegalus So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said: "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it's date night." And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?" "He's three. "Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it's such a hassle-" And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not "dog" because I always think of Charlie as "good boy" but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a so I can't just tell her that neurodivergent child, Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on. So the rest of the haircut became a game of "how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?" And the answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if l'm specific enough" gallusrostromegalus "is he very verbal?" on who he's with. He's very "It really depends quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park or has a friend over." "was it hard to potty-train him?" "he's adopted, but I was how good he already genuinely amazed at was with hygene and potty stuff." "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!" "I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them." "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!" "yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones. "Does he throw tantrums when they break?" "Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree." gallusrostromegalus The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew. Human or dog?
Meditative: gallusrostromegalus
 So while I was
 getting my haircut, the lady
 asked me if I had other plans for the day and I
 said:
 "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare
 and then it's date night."
 And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?"
 "He's three.
 "Mine too! Where are you registering him for
 kindergarten it's such a hassle-"
 And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not
 "dog" because I always think of Charlie as
 "good boy" but this slip up has lead to a
 miscommunication
 The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed
 rant about how unnecessarily complex
 shopping for schools is, esp when you have a
 so I can't just tell her that
 neurodivergent child,
 Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel
 awkward for unloading on me and she clearly
 has enough going on.
 So the rest of the haircut became a game of
 "how much can I say about Charlie without
 revealing that he is not a human child?" And the
 answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair
 appointment, quite possibly several hours
 worth if l'm specific enough"
 gallusrostromegalus
 "is he very verbal?"
 on who he's with. He's very
 "It really depends
 quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park
 or has a friend over."
 "was it hard to potty-train him?"
 "he's adopted, but I was
 how good he already
 genuinely amazed at
 was with hygene and
 potty stuff."
 "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and
 Frozen, drives me
 crazy!"
 "I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as
 into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him
 anywhere with them."
 "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so
 rough on
 them!"
 "yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in
 about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really
 cheap ones.
 "Does he throw tantrums when they break?"
 "Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them
 apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys
 though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I
 retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it
 out of the cat tree."
 gallusrostromegalus
 The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston
 Chew.
Human or dog?

Human or dog?

Meditative: gallusrostromegalus So while was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said: "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it's date night." And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?" "He's three." "Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it's such a hassle- And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not dog" because I always think of Charlie as good boy" but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication. The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed t about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so l can't just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on. So the rest of the haircut became a game of "how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?" And the answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours f I'm specific enough" worth i gallusrostromegalus "is he very verbal?" "It really depends on who he's with. He's very quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park or has a friend over. "was it hard to potty-train him? "he's adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!" “I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them." "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!" yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones." Does he throw tantrums when they break?" Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys hough. Runs downstairs and cries at me until retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree" gall gallusrostromegalus The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew
Meditative: gallusrostromegalus
 So while was getting my haircut, the lady
 asked me if I had other plans for the day and I
 said:
 "I'm just going to pick up the boy from daycare
 and then it's date night."
 And the lady says "Oh! How old is he?"
 "He's three."
 "Mine too! Where are you registering him for
 kindergarten it's such a hassle-
 And that's when I realized I said "boy" and not
 dog" because I always think of Charlie as
 good boy" but this slip up has lead to a
 miscommunication.
 The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed
 t about how unnecessarily complex
 shopping for schools is, esp when you have a
 neurodivergent child, so l can't just tell her that
 Charlie is a dog because then she'll feel
 awkward for unloading on me and she clearly
 has enough going on.
 So the rest of the haircut became a game of
 "how much can I say about Charlie without
 revealing that he is not a human child?" And the
 answer is "enough to cover a half hour hair
 appointment, quite possibly several hours
 f I'm specific enough"
 worth i
 gallusrostromegalus
 "is he very verbal?"
 "It really depends on who he's with. He's very
 quiet at he but won't shut up if he's at the park
 or has a friend over.
 "was it hard to potty-train him?
 "he's adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at
 how good he already was with hygene and
 potty stuff
 "mine's just obsessed with paw patrol and
 Frozen, drives me crazy!"
 “I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he's not as
 into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him
 anywhere with them."
 "oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on
 them!"
 yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in
 about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really
 cheap ones."
 Does he throw tantrums when they break?"
 Not really. It's meditative, really, taking them
 apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys
 hough. Runs downstairs and cries at me until
 retrieve it because he's not tall enough to get it
 out of the cat tree"
 gall
 gallusrostromegalus
 The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston
 Chew

Meditative: ABRA the Abrat huids the scy to #63 Whe in derp modtation er REM slerp Abra can pereme the precive gwanom she of ewry aless in toetr buuly f threntenend they cun shift their guamum state to another locanem, without harng t physicaily manpont the underlying particles shat th informanion is anachel to. Abra are inteligent solitary Pokémon with highly specialized physiology entirely dependent upon their powerful psychic abilities to function. They require great skill to catch and train, and are notorious for their ability to instantly teleport away from danger ubra spends machefin day in a deny meditative framcr, carefally negulating ite oww biological aections ond probing toe tocal mironment wiah in mind Should potential danger approach, Abra can quickly eleport to safery, ofitenw withowt cven needing t become fulty conscious joints are stractured Mte secondary skulls Tethered into thei ecamndury uihAbra live hermit-like existences, and possess a el dependence. They avoid other members of their universal preference for isolation and sef- thse hold dense modes of neural gawglia that ssepplement and expand 'snar mc species, and teleport vast distances in search of mental processing peace, silence, and contemplation. 2 Abra's physiology is characterized by multiple vestigial systems. Their legs. sensory organs. and digestive systems have lost much of their ancestral function. Abra's chest cavity is fully encased in bone, and their stomach and intestinal tissue have adapted over millennia into a completely closed system. They possess no esophagus or anus linking their body to the outside world. Food is teleported efficiently into the stomach, while waste is teleported out The anatomy ef this Pokémon has adapted heavity to accowmodate for their abilines, and modern Abra have become incapable ef mast basic physical tasks Fighting and fleeing with physical, rather than pychie, force are unthinkable feats for an Abra, as much of their analowy is vestigiel er has its function supplemenied by the power of their mmind These cloven feet developed to help Abras encestors cling righely to tree branches, and are poorly adapted to rumsing over epen ground Pénatoony by Christopher Stoll
Meditative: ABRA
 the Abrat huids the scy to
 #63
 Whe in derp modtation er
 REM slerp Abra can pereme
 the precive gwanom she of
 ewry aless in toetr buuly
 f threntenend they cun shift
 their guamum state to another
 locanem, without harng t
 physicaily manpont the
 underlying particles shat th
 informanion is anachel to.
 Abra are inteligent solitary Pokémon with highly
 specialized physiology entirely dependent upon
 their powerful psychic abilities to function. They
 require great skill to catch and train, and are
 notorious for their ability to instantly teleport
 away from danger
 ubra spends machefin day in a
 deny meditative framcr, carefally
 negulating ite oww biological
 aections ond probing toe tocal
 mironment wiah in mind
 Should potential danger
 approach, Abra can quickly
 eleport to safery, ofitenw
 withowt cven needing t
 become fulty conscious
 joints are stractured Mte
 secondary skulls
 Tethered into thei
 ecamndury uihAbra live hermit-like existences, and possess a
 el dependence. They avoid other members of their
 universal preference for isolation and sef-
 thse hold dense modes of
 neural gawglia that
 ssepplement and expand
 'snar mc
 species, and teleport vast distances in search of
 mental processing
 peace, silence, and contemplation.
 2
 Abra's physiology is characterized by multiple
 vestigial systems. Their legs. sensory organs.
 and digestive systems have lost much of their
 ancestral function. Abra's chest cavity is fully
 encased in bone, and their stomach and
 intestinal tissue have adapted over millennia into
 a completely closed system. They possess no
 esophagus or anus linking their body to the
 outside world. Food is teleported efficiently into
 the stomach, while waste is teleported out
 The anatomy ef this Pokémon has
 adapted heavity to accowmodate for their
 abilines, and modern Abra have become
 incapable ef mast basic physical tasks
 Fighting and fleeing with physical, rather
 than pychie, force are unthinkable feats
 for an Abra, as much of their analowy is
 vestigiel er has its function supplemenied
 by the power of their mmind
 These cloven feet developed to
 help Abras encestors cling
 righely to tree branches, and
 are poorly adapted to rumsing
 over epen ground
 Pénatoony by Christopher Stoll
Meditative: 8.0k 261 Share personally have never been able to read in a dream, period. No matter what. Text is always absent. I've been lucid dreaming for 15 years now and have yet to make out even a single word. * Reply 138 ф years? Holy fuck. Arent you bored of it by now? 46 Yes and no. It's still time to be productive and work through my thoughts. Sometimes I indulge myself, but usually my focus is on "dream yogas", meditative exercises with a singular focus. The end goal is to form a bridge between the conscious and subconscious mind. Some nights I focus on nothing but breathing, sometimes I try to simply control the visual aspect of the dream (forcing yourself to envision extremely basic, unappealing dreamscapes makes the experience much easier to collapse, getting used to the increased demand makes visualization easier in the future, even when the visualizations could risk waking you up) There are no real limits to the creative experimentation and self improvement you can do during dreamtime. Personally I've been forcing myself to conjure up artificial pain an awful lot, forcing myself to dream of being cut into countless pieces, of being slowly eaten by countless creatures with tiny, sharp teeth, or dream of being melted into a pool of liquids and ooze as my skeletal structure breaks and my rented vessel fades into the dust from whence it came. My goal is to be all I can possibly can be, to do all I possible can do, to know all I can possible know. I will carve into the outermost limits of possibility itself. The pen of fate has fallen into my story, and I'm not going to drop it. We're all the main characters in the story of our lives, and I'm no exception. There's nothing I could lose while chasing my crazy dream of Godhood that life isn't going to take from me already, so I might as well go for it. All in! Maximum bet! Balls to the wall! If there is a Heaven or a Hell, then surely it's the one we build ourselves. I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure I'm part of the Heaven building team 95 EDGE INTENSIFIES
Meditative: 8.0k
 261
 Share
 personally have never been able to read in a
 dream, period. No matter what. Text is always
 absent.
 I've been lucid dreaming for 15 years now and
 have yet to make out even a single word.
 * Reply 138 ф
 years? Holy fuck. Arent you bored of it by
 now?
 46
 Yes and no. It's still time to be productive and
 work through my thoughts.
 Sometimes I indulge myself, but usually
 my focus is on "dream yogas", meditative
 exercises with a singular focus. The end goal
 is to form a bridge between the conscious
 and subconscious mind.
 Some nights I focus on nothing but breathing,
 sometimes I try to simply control the visual
 aspect of the dream (forcing yourself to
 envision extremely basic, unappealing
 dreamscapes makes the experience much
 easier to collapse, getting used to the
 increased demand makes visualization easier
 in the future, even when the visualizations
 could risk waking you up)
 There are no real limits to the creative
 experimentation and self improvement you
 can do during dreamtime. Personally I've
 been forcing myself to conjure up artificial
 pain an awful lot, forcing myself to dream
 of being cut into countless pieces, of being
 slowly eaten by countless creatures with tiny,
 sharp teeth, or dream of being melted into
 a pool of liquids and ooze as my skeletal
 structure breaks and my rented vessel fades
 into the dust from whence it came.
 My goal is to be all I can possibly can be, to do
 all I possible can do, to know all I can possible
 know. I will carve into the outermost limits of
 possibility itself. The pen of fate has fallen into
 my story, and I'm not going to drop it. We're
 all the main characters in the story of our
 lives, and I'm no exception. There's nothing
 I could lose while chasing my crazy dream
 of Godhood that life isn't going to take from
 me already, so I might as well go for it. All in!
 Maximum bet! Balls to the wall!
 If there is a Heaven or a Hell, then surely it's
 the one we build ourselves. I'm gonna do
 everything I can to make sure I'm part of the
 Heaven building team
 95
EDGE INTENSIFIES

EDGE INTENSIFIES

Meditative: COMEBACK album of Providence, RI rock band DAUGHTERS who have haven't heard from in a hot DECADE..almost... Not since the band's 2010 self-titled record, which was supposed to be their SWANSONG...unfortunate considering it was the BEST album yet in thei short, varied discography early /mid 00s, might be able to couch daughters as a typical MATH/NOISE-CORE band. zany guitar work, frenzied abrasive vocals all coming together into a of noise.but despite the shortcomings of the band's first couple of records, their "final'" one here was actually one of the heaviest and most refreshing noise rock albums to come out in a while... still stands out pretty boldly to this da not just because of the fat, pummeling riffs/ percussion...tight performances...bright, shrill, sour, INSANE guitar tones... sound of thi record even after almost a decade is incredible. BRAIN IS ON FIRE. FIRE ON THE BRAIN! IT'S BRAIN FIRE! Considering where he left off, psyched for this latest outing. Also been pretty impressed with the teaser tracks to this album as well...which showed the band going in a darker, subtler territory...SATAN IN THE WAIT howed the band stringing their songwriting out to 7 MINUTES, am i on another planet??? miraculously. song is pretty great...Album itself is an undertaking in LENGTH for Daughters. Almost double the size of their previous elease...new sonic territory /more ambitious song structures..... pretty excited to see what this album holds for the band... happy to say WORTH THE WAIT, and BETTER than their last record. HOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPwhat IS this??? thought this new album would be dark, abrasive, strange...but I had no idea exactly what kind of black hole T would be tumbling down on this album. the tortured, demented sounds i'd be subject to. the vile displays of auditory abuse!this thing is sick. seriously. all the cacophony of the last album...but with more distortion, more atmosphere, more body, more versatilitywider variety of influences too.. NOISE ROCK, INDUSTRIAL, NO WAVE, ART PUNK feels like the spastic, explosive sounds that used to permeate the underground thanks to band away into a sewer to ferment, mutate for 8 years..now it's come back as a 10-story ath. whole thing starts off with CITY SONG...which feels like a heav Gristle would have made back in the da drumming ters in the early 00s.. but tossed ve mega monster ready to lay ruin to all in its zed reinvention of something Suicide or Throbbin warping /rough synth notes...simple, deadpan poetry...only a handful of throbbing, overblown hits of percussion rolling ov sounds and daughters have already creative something utterly disturbing, incredibly riveting. love the way it builds up momentum sion with more drums/ eerie ringing tones. breaks down...final e being smothered to death...Transitions quickly into the harrowing LONG ROAD, NO TURNS twangy, nightmare funhouse, circus organ guitars skip wretched chords over marching toms already sounds like one of the most messed up things released in 2018...band only goes onto to make it sound MORE deranged...Coming únhinged, SNAPPING! mental break of cathartic hideousness..freakish guitar noise that makes me slam my head through a wall...slowly driving, busy bass / crashing drums/wee--wee--woo--wee guitar freakouts...LOVING the m f my seat...standing on a seat/noose around my neck SATAN IN THE WAIT kicks off like what one might grime-caked bass /grim delivery of a nick caved Blossoms into this gorgeous set of sparkly guitar lines...becomes quite atmospheric the track progresses..with more layers of twisted guitars... given the song's mantra of "THIS WORLD IS OPENING UP "...f THE FLAMMABLE MAN--blistering labrynth of busy riffs / RELENTLESs, non-stop mayhem...love the stuffering wall of noise in last leg...even at their most punishing, daughters' sound play is the two previous tracks...spaced out tom drums/melting guitar leads license of tom waits.. ibly eerie / strange. only gets more chilling as eels like slowly getting sucked into something. outside of á few momentary breathers track is just LORD'S SONG -horrifying NO WAVE ragef... whooping/ twistęd guitarsbattles song, but from hell. smooth, thick, glacial walls of dissonance...sound like something out of the most sickening murder scene in movie hi LESS SEX- much-needed cool down point on the album. almost Trent Reznor-ish in style with it's deadpan, intimate vocals. syntheti drums...industrial atmosphere......lil bass grdove/sinister walls of noise / forlorn vocal lines that & structure that almost resemble that of a blues song...bright walls of ringing tones that flood the mix of mgst tracks on here actually gain a dark but rich harmony on this track DAUGHTER carries the torch on that nova-ISH. aside from the swarm of detuned guitar lines layering on one another...think the first portion of this track is a b unsuspecting.... .breaks: lets loose into these gothic and glamorous harmonies/ leads. THE REASON THEY HATE ME - standard rock tune verse/ chorus / verse/ chorus / instrumental bridge/refrain on the outro. one of the catchiest, most direct moments on the record. real SINGLE power. driving bass dark but mellow ener mp ve and drum beat that sounds like a lil bossa /groovy drums .manic rants coming outta the vocals guitars sound like the dissonant string shots from PSYCHO on steroids. imagine being stabbed by sound, that's what the guitars sound like...especially on the hook (DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE) OCEAN SONG-change of pace that description of some man coming home and being overcome by some great terror/desire to RUN s a story song hinged on the dejected shouts coming from frontman Alexis Marshall...surreal from his home? his life? ..lyricism is fantasti band hits the listener with another 20-story wall of sour, ringing guitar layers.. yet another? this sound actually reaches a fever pitch on this track. deafening...acoustics worked in there, tense drum fills..being chased after...coasts out on a meditative repetition /swans-ish... powerful ending, but band ACTUALLY saves the best for last with Guest House... CRAZY...numbers game...what's the chances that the band has made an album THIS water tight AND THEN they stick the landing? odds in their favor, apparently...this ending....UGH... wtf do i even say...? i'm honestly out of words. laughing at how OVERPOWERING this track is...FUGLIEST thing i've heard this year, holy crap!... only enhanced with marshall's desperate screams of LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN! ...fear, agony in his voice makes my eyes go wide and my brain go in to fight or flight mode.. given this grandiose presentation with these horns /synth notes...hick disentegrates into these airy string sections...all synthetic? not sure, but gorgeous, dreamy...calm after one of the most tumultuous musical storms i've heard this decade...never mind year amazing finish... WHAT A TERRIFYING ALBUM... WHAT A TERRIFYING ALBUM.. Got my slipmat from the melon! Dont know how it works but also got Daughters review notes.
Meditative: COMEBACK album of Providence, RI rock band DAUGHTERS who have haven't heard from in a hot DECADE..almost... Not since the
 band's 2010 self-titled record, which was supposed to be their SWANSONG...unfortunate considering it was the BEST album yet in thei
 short, varied discography
 early /mid 00s, might be able to couch daughters as a typical MATH/NOISE-CORE band. zany guitar work, frenzied
 abrasive vocals all coming together into a of noise.but despite the shortcomings of the band's first couple of records, their "final'" one here
 was actually one of the heaviest and most refreshing noise rock albums to come out in a while... still stands out pretty boldly to this da
 not just because of the fat, pummeling riffs/ percussion...tight performances...bright, shrill, sour, INSANE guitar tones... sound of thi
 record even after almost a decade is incredible. BRAIN IS ON FIRE. FIRE ON THE BRAIN! IT'S BRAIN FIRE!
 Considering where he left off, psyched for this latest outing. Also been pretty impressed with the teaser tracks to this album as
 well...which showed the band going in a darker, subtler territory...SATAN IN THE WAIT
 howed the band stringing their songwriting out to 7 MINUTES, am i on another planet???
 miraculously. song is pretty great...Album itself is an undertaking in LENGTH for Daughters. Almost double the size of their previous
 elease...new sonic territory /more ambitious song structures..... pretty excited to see what this album holds for the band... happy to say
 WORTH THE WAIT, and BETTER than their last record. HOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPHOLY CRAPwhat IS this???
 thought this new album would be dark, abrasive, strange...but I had no idea exactly what kind of black hole T would be tumbling down on
 this album. the tortured, demented sounds i'd be subject to. the vile displays of auditory abuse!this thing is sick. seriously. all the
 cacophony of the last album...but with more distortion, more atmosphere, more body, more versatilitywider variety of influences
 too.. NOISE ROCK, INDUSTRIAL, NO WAVE, ART PUNK
 feels like the spastic, explosive sounds that used to permeate the underground thanks to band
 away into a sewer to ferment, mutate for 8 years..now it's come back as a 10-story
 ath. whole thing starts off with CITY SONG...which feels like a heav
 Gristle would have made back in the da
 drumming
 ters in the early 00s.. but tossed
 ve mega monster ready to lay ruin to all in its
 zed reinvention of something Suicide or Throbbin
 warping /rough synth notes...simple, deadpan poetry...only a handful of
 throbbing, overblown hits of percussion rolling ov
 sounds and daughters have already creative something utterly disturbing, incredibly riveting. love the way it builds up momentum
 sion with more drums/ eerie ringing tones.
 breaks down...final e
 being smothered to death...Transitions quickly into the harrowing LONG ROAD, NO TURNS
 twangy, nightmare funhouse, circus organ guitars skip wretched chords over marching toms already sounds like one of the most messed
 up things released in 2018...band only goes onto to make it sound MORE deranged...Coming únhinged, SNAPPING! mental break
 of cathartic hideousness..freakish guitar noise that makes me
 slam my head through a wall...slowly
 driving, busy bass / crashing drums/wee--wee--woo--wee guitar freakouts...LOVING the m
 f my seat...standing on a seat/noose around my neck
 SATAN IN THE WAIT kicks off like what one might
 grime-caked bass /grim delivery of a nick caved
 Blossoms into this gorgeous set of sparkly guitar lines...becomes quite atmospheric
 the track progresses..with more layers of twisted guitars...
 given the song's mantra of "THIS WORLD IS OPENING UP "...f
 THE FLAMMABLE MAN--blistering labrynth of busy riffs /
 RELENTLESs, non-stop mayhem...love the stuffering wall of noise in last leg...even at their most punishing, daughters' sound play is
 the two previous tracks...spaced out tom drums/melting guitar leads
 license of tom waits..
 ibly eerie / strange. only gets more chilling as
 eels like slowly getting sucked into something.
 outside of á few momentary breathers
 track is just
 LORD'S SONG -horrifying NO WAVE ragef... whooping/ twistęd guitarsbattles song, but from hell. smooth, thick, glacial walls of
 dissonance...sound like something out of the most sickening murder scene in movie hi
 LESS SEX- much-needed cool down point on the album. almost Trent Reznor-ish in style with it's deadpan, intimate vocals. syntheti
 drums...industrial atmosphere......lil bass grdove/sinister walls of noise / forlorn vocal lines that & structure that almost resemble that of
 a blues song...bright walls of ringing tones that flood the mix of mgst tracks on here actually gain a dark but rich harmony on this track
 DAUGHTER carries the torch on that
 nova-ISH. aside from the swarm of detuned guitar lines layering on one another...think the first portion of this track is a b
 unsuspecting.... .breaks: lets loose into these gothic and glamorous harmonies/ leads.
 THE REASON THEY HATE ME - standard rock tune verse/ chorus / verse/ chorus / instrumental bridge/refrain on the outro. one of
 the catchiest, most direct moments on the record. real SINGLE power. driving bass
 dark but mellow ener
 mp
 ve and drum beat that sounds like a lil bossa
 /groovy drums
 .manic rants coming outta the vocals
 guitars sound like the dissonant string shots from PSYCHO on steroids. imagine being stabbed by sound, that's what the guitars sound
 like...especially on the hook (DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE)
 OCEAN SONG-change of pace that
 description of some man coming home and being overcome by some great terror/desire to RUN
 s a story song hinged on the dejected shouts coming from frontman Alexis Marshall...surreal
 from his home? his life? ..lyricism is fantasti
 band hits the listener with another 20-story wall of sour, ringing guitar layers.. yet another? this sound actually reaches a fever pitch on
 this track. deafening...acoustics worked in there, tense drum fills..being chased after...coasts out on a meditative repetition /swans-ish...
 powerful ending, but band ACTUALLY saves the best for last with Guest House...
 CRAZY...numbers game...what's the chances that the band has made an album THIS water tight AND THEN they stick the landing?
 odds in their favor, apparently...this ending....UGH... wtf do i even say...? i'm honestly out of words. laughing at how
 OVERPOWERING this track is...FUGLIEST thing i've heard this year, holy crap!... only enhanced with marshall's desperate screams of
 LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN! ...fear, agony in his voice makes my eyes go wide and my brain go in to fight or flight mode..
 given this grandiose presentation with these horns /synth notes...hick disentegrates into these airy string sections...all synthetic? not
 sure, but gorgeous, dreamy...calm after one of the most tumultuous musical storms i've heard this decade...never mind year
 amazing finish... WHAT A TERRIFYING ALBUM... WHAT A TERRIFYING ALBUM..
Got my slipmat from the melon! Dont know how it works but also got Daughters review notes.

Got my slipmat from the melon! Dont know how it works but also got Daughters review notes.

Meditative: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)11:19:55 No.11537646 >11537932>>11537957>>1154073911541073 11542741 File: theziz.jpg (12 KB, 284x177) be me banned from local bookstore for three months for putting bibles in the fiction section my brain is larger than average so l can not be sated by the mindless frivolities of television and internet memes I hunger and thirst for knowledge must buy more books WWEDD? (What Would Edmond Dantes Do) assemble disquise heavy wool coat, brimmed, tattered hat, fake Twain-esque moustache, walk with a cane enter store store manager who banned me (and also stole my qt gf by hypnotizing her with his eastern philosophy claptrap) is there, observing the store from his meditative perch behind the counter go to philosophy section >select Lawrence Krauss's 'Universe from Nothing', Dawkins's 'The Selfish Gene', and Hitch's 'The Portable Atheist discreetly move one of the Bibles to the fiction section...my calling card approach counter slowly with a limp. Young woman cashier. Manager eyes me curiously "Hello young lady. Might you ring these up for me?" "Certainly, sir. "Interesting selection, sir." The manager speaks softly from his perch, his arms crossed >"Ah, yes. I like to expand my horizons with other ideas." "Noble," the manager says, still looking at me suspiciously. l pay and take my books. >As I reach the exit, I turn to the cashier and the manager. I remove my hat and moustache and et my coat fall to the floor >"It was I all along. God is dead. And now I must bid you adieu!" I pull on the door handle but you have to push for it to open manager almost catches me As I flee I hear the cashier say He cute Anon's believable real life shit posting at a bookstore
Meditative: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)11:19:55 No.11537646
 >11537932>>11537957>>1154073911541073
 11542741
 File: theziz.jpg (12 KB, 284x177)
 be me
 banned from
 local bookstore
 for three months
 for putting bibles in the fiction section
 my brain is larger than average so l
 can not be sated by the mindless
 frivolities of television and internet
 memes
 I hunger and thirst for knowledge
 must buy more books
 WWEDD? (What Would Edmond
 Dantes Do)
 assemble disquise
 heavy wool coat, brimmed, tattered
 hat, fake Twain-esque moustache,
 walk with a cane
 enter store
 store manager who banned me (and
 also stole my qt gf by hypnotizing her
 with his eastern philosophy claptrap)
 is there, observing the store from his
 meditative perch behind the counter
 go to philosophy section
 >select Lawrence Krauss's 'Universe
 from Nothing', Dawkins's 'The Selfish
 Gene', and Hitch's 'The Portable
 Atheist
 discreetly move one of the Bibles to
 the fiction section...my calling card
 approach counter slowly with a limp.
 Young woman cashier. Manager eyes
 me curiously
 "Hello young lady. Might you ring
 these up for me?"
 "Certainly, sir.
 "Interesting selection, sir." The
 manager speaks softly from his
 perch, his arms crossed
 >"Ah, yes. I like to expand my horizons
 with other ideas."
 "Noble," the manager says, still
 looking at me suspiciously.
 l pay and take my books.
 >As I reach the exit, I turn to the
 cashier and the manager.
 I remove my hat and moustache and
 et my coat fall to the floor
 >"It was I all along. God is dead. And
 now I must bid you adieu!"
 I pull on the door handle but you
 have to push for it to open
 manager almost catches me
 As I flee I hear the cashier say He
 cute
Anon's believable real life shit posting at a bookstore

Anon's believable real life shit posting at a bookstore

Meditative: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)11:19:55 No.11537646 >11537932>>11537957>>1154073911541073 11542741 File: theziz.jpg (12 KB, 284x177) be me banned from local bookstore for three months for putting bibles in the fiction section my brain is larger than average so l can not be sated by the mindless frivolities of television and internet memes I hunger and thirst for knowledge must buy more books WWEDD? (What Would Edmond Dantes Do) assemble disquise heavy wool coat, brimmed, tattered hat, fake Twain-esque moustache, walk with a cane enter store store manager who banned me (and also stole my qt gf by hypnotizing her with his eastern philosophy claptrap) is there, observing the store from his meditative perch behind the counter go to philosophy section >select Lawrence Krauss's 'Universe from Nothing', Dawkins's 'The Selfish Gene', and Hitch's 'The Portable Atheist discreetly move one of the Bibles to the fiction section...my calling card approach counter slowly with a limp. Young woman cashier. Manager eyes me curiously "Hello young lady. Might you ring these up for me?" "Certainly, sir. "Interesting selection, sir." The manager speaks softly from his perch, his arms crossed >"Ah, yes. I like to expand my horizons with other ideas." "Noble," the manager says, still looking at me suspiciously. l pay and take my books. >As I reach the exit, I turn to the cashier and the manager. I remove my hat and moustache and et my coat fall to the floor >"It was I all along. God is dead. And now I must bid you adieu!" I pull on the door handle but you have to push for it to open manager almost catches me As I flee I hear the cashier say He cute /Lit/ Anon goes the extra mile to be edgy
Meditative: Anonymous 07/29/18(Sun)11:19:55 No.11537646
 >11537932>>11537957>>1154073911541073
 11542741
 File: theziz.jpg (12 KB, 284x177)
 be me
 banned from
 local bookstore
 for three months
 for putting bibles in the fiction section
 my brain is larger than average so l
 can not be sated by the mindless
 frivolities of television and internet
 memes
 I hunger and thirst for knowledge
 must buy more books
 WWEDD? (What Would Edmond
 Dantes Do)
 assemble disquise
 heavy wool coat, brimmed, tattered
 hat, fake Twain-esque moustache,
 walk with a cane
 enter store
 store manager who banned me (and
 also stole my qt gf by hypnotizing her
 with his eastern philosophy claptrap)
 is there, observing the store from his
 meditative perch behind the counter
 go to philosophy section
 >select Lawrence Krauss's 'Universe
 from Nothing', Dawkins's 'The Selfish
 Gene', and Hitch's 'The Portable
 Atheist
 discreetly move one of the Bibles to
 the fiction section...my calling card
 approach counter slowly with a limp.
 Young woman cashier. Manager eyes
 me curiously
 "Hello young lady. Might you ring
 these up for me?"
 "Certainly, sir.
 "Interesting selection, sir." The
 manager speaks softly from his
 perch, his arms crossed
 >"Ah, yes. I like to expand my horizons
 with other ideas."
 "Noble," the manager says, still
 looking at me suspiciously.
 l pay and take my books.
 >As I reach the exit, I turn to the
 cashier and the manager.
 I remove my hat and moustache and
 et my coat fall to the floor
 >"It was I all along. God is dead. And
 now I must bid you adieu!"
 I pull on the door handle but you
 have to push for it to open
 manager almost catches me
 As I flee I hear the cashier say He
 cute
/Lit/ Anon goes the extra mile to be edgy

/Lit/ Anon goes the extra mile to be edgy

Meditative: Meditative Oliver
Meditative: Meditative Oliver

Meditative Oliver

Meditative: MINDFULNESS WHAT IS MINDFULNESS MEDITATION? LIVING IN THE MOMENT MINDFULNESS BEGAN AS A BUDDHIST TRADITION MINDFULNESS MEDITATION S NOW RECOGNIZED BY PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AS A FORM OF COGNITIVE THERAPY ITS A SEATED MEDITATION TECHNIQUE THAT FOCUSES ATTENTION ON BREATHING BODILY SENSATIONS AND MENTAL RELAXATION WHAT MAKES MINDFULNESS UNIQUE FROM OTHER FORMS OF MEDITATION IS THAT THE PRİMARYFOCUS IS ON ONE'S CURRENT PHYSICAL STATE HOW IT WORKS: THE SCIENCE OF MEDITATION MINDFULNESS INVOLVES SIX NEUROPSYCHOLOGICAL PROCESSES THAT LEAD TO A PERSON'S MEDITATIVE STATE OF SELF-AWARENESS. INTENTIO TION MOTIVATION (TO ACHIEVE NON-ATTACHMENT & DECENTERING (LETTING GO OF THE EGO) PRO-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR EXTINCTION & RECONSOLUDATION EMOTION REGULATION CHANGING BEHAVIORS OR ATTITUDES) A SENSE OF EMPATHY FOR OTHERS) THE MENTAL BENEFITS OF MINDFULNESS MINDFULNESS INCREASES BRAIN GYRIFICATION (FOLDING OF BRAIN TISSUE), WHICH ALLOWS THE BRAIN TO PROCESS INFORMATION MORE EFFICIENTLY-PROVIDING A BETTER GRASP ON LIFE'S STRESSORS FIGHTS DEPRESSION MPROVES ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE FIGHTS ANXIETY HELPS REGULATE EMOTIONS FIGHTS MEMORY LOSS THE PHYSICAL BENEFITS OF MINDFULNESS IN ADDITION TO REDUCING STRESS AND BOOSTING RELAXATION, RESEARCH SUGGESTS MİNDFULNESS CAN LOWER STRESS-INDUCED INFLAMMATION, WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO MANY PHYSICAL AILMENTS REDUCES RHEUMATOID HIV PROGRESSION REDUCES HEART FIGHTS CHRONIC PAIN AIDS IN WEIGHT LOSS SLEEP HELPS IRRITABLE BOWEL DISEASE COLD & FLU EFFECTS http://www.healthcentral.com/anxiety/cfislideshows/16-ways-to-stop-stressing-out/say-om/ http://www.healthcentral.com/depression/c 458275/158946/healthcentral/ http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/252204.php http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/255048.php htp//www.healthcentral.com/depression/c/4182/155892/meditation-good HealthCentral
Meditative: MINDFULNESS
 WHAT IS MINDFULNESS MEDITATION?
 LIVING IN THE MOMENT
 MINDFULNESS BEGAN AS A
 BUDDHIST TRADITION
 MINDFULNESS MEDITATION
 S NOW RECOGNIZED BY
 PSYCHOTHERAPISTS AS A
 FORM OF COGNITIVE
 THERAPY
 ITS A SEATED MEDITATION
 TECHNIQUE THAT FOCUSES
 ATTENTION ON BREATHING
 BODILY SENSATIONS AND
 MENTAL RELAXATION
 WHAT MAKES MINDFULNESS
 UNIQUE FROM OTHER
 FORMS OF MEDITATION IS
 THAT THE PRİMARYFOCUS
 IS ON ONE'S CURRENT
 PHYSICAL STATE
 HOW IT WORKS: THE SCIENCE OF MEDITATION
 MINDFULNESS INVOLVES SIX NEUROPSYCHOLOGICAL PROCESSES THAT LEAD TO A PERSON'S
 MEDITATIVE STATE OF SELF-AWARENESS.
 INTENTIO
 TION
 MOTIVATION
 (TO ACHIEVE
 NON-ATTACHMENT &
 DECENTERING
 (LETTING GO OF THE EGO)
 PRO-SOCIAL
 BEHAVIOR
 EXTINCTION &
 RECONSOLUDATION
 EMOTION
 REGULATION
 CHANGING BEHAVIORS OR
 ATTITUDES)
 A SENSE OF EMPATHY
 FOR OTHERS)
 THE MENTAL BENEFITS OF MINDFULNESS
 MINDFULNESS INCREASES BRAIN GYRIFICATION (FOLDING OF BRAIN TISSUE), WHICH ALLOWS THE BRAIN TO PROCESS
 INFORMATION MORE EFFICIENTLY-PROVIDING A BETTER GRASP ON LIFE'S STRESSORS
 FIGHTS
 DEPRESSION
 MPROVES
 ACADEMIC
 PERFORMANCE
 FIGHTS
 ANXIETY
 HELPS
 REGULATE
 EMOTIONS
 FIGHTS
 MEMORY
 LOSS
 THE PHYSICAL BENEFITS OF MINDFULNESS
 IN ADDITION TO REDUCING STRESS AND BOOSTING RELAXATION, RESEARCH SUGGESTS MİNDFULNESS
 CAN LOWER STRESS-INDUCED INFLAMMATION, WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO MANY PHYSICAL AILMENTS
 REDUCES
 RHEUMATOID
 HIV
 PROGRESSION
 REDUCES
 HEART
 FIGHTS
 CHRONIC
 PAIN
 AIDS IN
 WEIGHT
 LOSS
 SLEEP
 HELPS
 IRRITABLE
 BOWEL
 DISEASE
 COLD & FLU
 EFFECTS
 http://www.healthcentral.com/anxiety/cfislideshows/16-ways-to-stop-stressing-out/say-om/
 http://www.healthcentral.com/depression/c 458275/158946/healthcentral/
 http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/252204.php
 http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/255048.php
 htp//www.healthcentral.com/depression/c/4182/155892/meditation-good HealthCentral