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Me To: I’m 19 and every now and again my dad gets wasted with his friends and they beg me to drive them to taco bell… My dad is the one with the beer in his shirt pocket

I’m 19 and every now and again my dad gets wasted with his friends and they beg me to drive them to taco bell… My dad is the one with the...

Me To: I’m 19 and every now and again my dad gets wasted with his friends and they beg me to drive them to taco bell… My dad is the one with the beer in his shirt pocket

I’m 19 and every now and again my dad gets wasted with his friends and they beg me to drive them to taco bell… My dad is the one with the...

Me To: Took me to long to figure it out by Alyibrahim5 MORE MEMES

Took me to long to figure it out by Alyibrahim5 MORE MEMES

Me To: epicjohndoe: Now Tell Me To Stop Singing Again

epicjohndoe: Now Tell Me To Stop Singing Again

Me To: Her bio said “I wish more people would ask me to freestyle”

Her bio said “I wish more people would ask me to freestyle”

Me To: Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I’m not allowed to get it any more

Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I’m not allowed to get it any more

Me To: Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I’m not allowed to get it any more

Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I’m not allowed to get it any more

Me To: prismatic-bell: jenniferrpovey: herdjewsis: im sorry how the fuck big are those things My question from this, assuming it’s true, is not ‘how big are those things’ but ‘how smart are those things’ They are engaging in behavior that benefits the ecosystem in which they live, but which has no immediate, obvious direct benefit to them. That implies at least some ability to grasp a future benefit. Which means that we’re probably looking at an intelligence in the ballpark of great apes other than man, elephants, and crows. I know very little about wombats and have never seen one, but are there any Aussies out there who can direct me to resources that go past the basic “they live in groups this size and eat this.” Have we even done research into wombat intelligence? They don’t appear to have an extended lifespan, so my initial guess would have been to put them about with horses but if this is true… (As a note, it does appear that the wombat in the picture is a particularly large specimen). With that said, they ARE a lot bigger than I realized.Here’s Steve Irwin with one.

prismatic-bell: jenniferrpovey: herdjewsis: im sorry how the fuck big are those things My question from this, assuming it’s true, is not...

Me To: How about a koala bear or a kangaroo? They need all the love and support right now, even through art Extra points if its a koala wearing mittens Hmmmm I agree! I think I may have an idea or two! 8:01 PM My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven’t heard from them since.

My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven’t heard from them since.

Me To: If somebody stops me to ask for directions give them directions to my house. See you in twenty minutes new best friend. Meirl

Meirl

Me To: If somebody stops me to ask for directions give them directions to my house. See you in twenty minutes new best friend. Meirl by Radish00 MORE MEMES

Meirl by Radish00 MORE MEMES

Me To: My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to stop looking at memes and fall asleep Fuckers always on that phone Sorry demon

Sorry demon

Me To: Special K @Unkle_K · 7h Black men are so respected that every time I go for a run at night people cross the road to give me space. Fitness first. Love it. O 55 27 2,852 9,032 Special K @Unkle_K When I'm in shops security follows me to make sure I'm safe. I'm glad we're being valued now 11:51 · 12/08/2019 · Twitter for iPhone 980 Retweets 2,622 Likes blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Memes

blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Memes

Me To: LTE A Ó 24% 1:56 Ramya Wednesday 12:55 AM "If ya want me to, l'll Ramya!" ..is what I would have said if I was an asshole, but because I'm not I'm just gonna say "Hey" Today 1:15 AM "You're the 400000th guy to use that so O points for originality" ..is what I would've said in response so good thing you're not an asshole?? Type a message... GIF I'm What W E'RTYU IO'P 2 3 4 5 AS D F G H J K L х сV в NM (х X. ?123 Off to a good start

Off to a good start

Me To: NYMPHSKULL O004-LISTENING FROM THE DEEP TO CUREMY SADNESS! WANT You HAVE SUMMONED ME FROM THE DEEP. DEEP. WHAT IS YOUR PLEE? e BUN BOIARTS Thanks for listening ANYTIME, to me. To You I GRANT My GREATEST POWER... BUN BO Listening from the Deep [OC]

Listening from the Deep [OC]

Me To: How my friends introduce me to others like: I HAVE A TALKING DONKEY Mostly in group projects

Mostly in group projects

Me To: NYMPHSKULL O004-LISTENING FROM THE DEEP TO CUREMY SADNESS! WANT You HAVE SUMMONED ME FROM THE DEEP. DEEP. WHAT IS YOUR PLEE? e BUN BOIARTS Thanks for listening ANYTIME, to me. To You I GRANT My GREATEST POWER... BUN BO Listening from the deep

Listening from the deep

Me To: How my friends introduce me to others like: I HAVE A TALKING DONKEY Mostly in group projects

Mostly in group projects

Me To: vickythepixie: mihael5sos: so today i found out that i'm allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it's smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can't show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES Shoulder blades.

Me To: earth angel @lilearthangelk I'm sending nudes to every person who donates atleast $10 to any one of these fundraisers for the wildfires in Australia. Every $10 you donate = one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confirmation that you donated. Please RT #AustraliaOnFire #AustraliaFires Y'all this chick raised over $10k for Australia in less than a day just by sending nudes. Some heroes don't wear capes...some don't wear anything. Next time y'all wanna shame sex workers I'm gonna ask how much you've raised for charity.

Me To: @simply_bijal Tasked my parents for a ring and they got me 4 lewis aitken @lxwissss lask my parents to shut my door they told me to fuck off

Me To: YOU MATCHED WITH POP ON 12/18/19 Нey Today 8:15 PM Hi What's your Instagram Sorry No social media Oh ok Today 8:37 PM Do you want me to suck your clit? Sent Today 9:08 PM Hell yeah Sucking on the clit?😬

Sucking on the clit?😬

Me To: N{ 4E 91% YG 8:53 Stella Today 8:30 AM Alright, bear with me while I set up a game of Bingo real quick. *places bingo balls in spinner* *spins and grabs bingo ball* With the first drawing of Tinder Bingo, we have B4. Please keep track of your scorecard to play. Today 8:48 AM OkI got B4 *spins and grabs bingo ball* Second drawing is 18. B4, 18 *spins and grabs bingo ball* Third drawing is U-Out. B4 i8 u out ...you took me to dinner Type a message... GIF II Played right into it!

Played right into it!

Me To: SammieDee01 @Dee01Sammie 7h Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two books M the-dracologist: quecksilvereyes: lesbie-vague: ampledarling: queermista: literallyscreamingatthevoid: augie279: ghanas-kente-queen: ampledarling: ghanas-kente-queen: Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems? The book solves half of your problems, not all of them Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%. Finally Tumblr can do math So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems. No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this: Please stop explaining math to me im gay that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish This post is pushing me to the limit

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Me To: Butt Connoisseur @SmooGoo Never. Work. For. Youtubers. THIS is what comes of the "exposure". I'm CRYING XD XD XD Late Christmas gift me also. I'm looking for artwork for my new YouTube channel. I need a banner, intro and outro cards and also reaction images of my character to use within videos (5 minimum). T also saw you do animations. I want 3 animations for my twitch channel (thumbs up, wave and blowing a kiss) and 3 badges. My character reterence is here Hi there! I'm afraid S50 is way to low for that amount of work. The animations alone, depending on how smooth you're wanting, would be between $40-S60 each. I'm actually incredibly busy with work right now and have a queue, so it might be better to look elsewhere for someone who's more free to complete your commissions for you:). (NOTE: tattoo MUST be correct, its incredibly sentimental). $50 This would be a great opportunity for you, I have many followers and you'd get a lot of fresh eyes on your work! Depending on how well you do, this could be the start of many future projects from me and I'm willing to throw in a couple of rts on your art to help you out also. ??? I wasn't offering to pay you, I was giving you the offer of paying me to be your promoter lol It's very reasonable fee given how big my channel is going to get. $45 is the lowest I'm willing to go, it's more than generous. You'll be sorry if you dorit take up this offer thought Need this done in 2 weeks. Look forward to working with you :) Show quoted text I wish I could knew this YouTuber channel.

I wish I could knew this YouTuber channel.

Me To: sentient-glow: the amazing @vandathielnir, @dannydankko, @chubbawubbadubdub, @emynemi, and @feral-qt tagged me to post a selfie, so here’s me running on over 24 hours of no sleep and trying to hide how tired i look with copious amounts of makeup (it did not work)tagging @moonbaeb, @der–untermensch, @thestaffman394, @rickythelvl20fighter, @bearsandgoblins, @lord-worms-shakespeare-class, @theashenone, @glimpseofsanity, @hexafu, @lafemmedemon, @radiant-aether, @macabremusings, @evilottoandfrenxxy, @bridgesinthesky, @cthuwu-the-ewdwitch-howwow, @mysticbride, @petrak, @opeths, @shadowdragon, @keeyo7, @tstdrv, @pen-meleth, @mi5santhrope, @r-ainbowgravity, @bizzyfish, @uhhhuhhoneeyy, @loveisreligionlostintranslation, @holyhologramcherryblossom, @mattisxn, @dollhandinfection, @sludgeem, @neptune-isdead, @absolomb, @rattusrattus3, and anyone else who wants to post a selfie, just tag me and i’ll reblog your lovely faces!they/them

sentient-glow: the amazing @vandathielnir, @dannydankko, @chubbawubbadubdub, @emynemi, and @feral-qt tagged me to post a selfie, so here...

Me To: yes, for me To mark Lecturer you said the exam Will be easy

Me To: Erma G @erma geddon ig: realpettymayo in 7th grade a boy asked me to be his girlfriend and I wasn't sure I heard him correctly so l panicked and just said yes and then he high fived me and we never spoke again. Jamal, if you're out there, happy 11 year anniversary That is something else

That is something else

Me To: I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU.. GRRRR! CAUGHT IN THIS DISGUSTING SPELL? JUST KILL ME! YOU THINK I'M GONNA SAY THAT? I'M ACTUALLY, A WEREWOLF, HAHA! TYING LIKE THIS IS JUST TOO EASY FOR ME TO GET... ERM? IT DIDN'T BREAK?! HOW COME. I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE. .THE WEREWOLF GIRL FROM THE GLOOMY FOREST. I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH AND KNOWN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF.. ITS LEATHER MAIL SPECIALLY MADE FOR WEREWOLVES. HIGHLY FLEXIBLE, NEXT-TO-SKIN AND UNBREAKABLE WHEN SHAPE SHIFTING. WHAT? TENTACLES... BECAME CLOTHING? IT'S MY FIRST-MEETING GIFT FOR NEIGHBORS. ОННН, TH-THANK YOU. I'VE MOVED HERE RECENTLY WITH MY PUPIL. WE LIVE IN THE DUNGEON NEXT TO THE FOREST. IT'S.REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU- @eddlai608 JUST KILL ME[OC]

JUST KILL ME[OC]

Me To: yes, for me To mark Lecturer you said the exam Will be easy

Me To: 19:52 ull Thread 13 izzyyaaa x Retweeted PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ My girl is drunk, I woke up to 12 missed calls and texts saying that she's crying so obviously I was mad worried so l called her to make sure everything was | straight.. she's crying cos her friend took a bite of her burger * Muyi @kingmxyi · 14h ok everyone that liked wdf is your excuse for being up rn 05:46 · 05/01/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2,299 Retweets 13.6K Likes PresidentPrince @Princegeee_ · 14h Now she's asking me to send her money for a new burger Tweet your reply This is so adorable

This is so adorable

Me To: Just Sally @MustardSally1 I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life. Meirl by jonnycreepycrepes MORE MEMES

Meirl by jonnycreepycrepes MORE MEMES

Me To: Just Sally @MustardSally1 I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life. Meirl

Meirl

Me To: (? r/AskReddit A u/S-Eleni • 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 1 4.5k 1 Share 2.0k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. + Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested. That’s a lot of data

That’s a lot of data

Me To: Tråd earth angel @lilearthangelk I'm sending nudes to every person who donates atleast $10 to any one of these fundraisers for the wildfires in Australia. Every $10 you donate = one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send me confırmation that you donated. Please RT #AustraliaOnFire #AustraliaFires *Earth Angel * Modern problems require modern solutions She’s a genius by opMyMan MORE MEMES

She’s a genius by opMyMan MORE MEMES

Me To: I WISH I HAD SMOOTHER SKIN I WISH I HAD A STRONGER CORE IT'S HARD FOR ME TO OPEN UP I LOVE ALL OF YOU I WISH MORE PEOPLE LIKED ME @KAYDENHINES Posted in r/Cheese Oreddit Ooo° Oo Ooo All are beautiful and delicious

All are beautiful and delicious

Me To: Gareth Cliff O @GarethCliff Which addiction is yours? in Ps Sparks Liner Hex (6) @RadiantHex god i just fucking love uber too much. i cannot stop ordering ubers to my house and having them drive me to the nearest bus stop and calling another uber to go to the next one

Me To: Boogie @jameelsmom05 My son got mad at his game and cracked his television screen. This is the text he sent me... Mommy you won't see this tonight but I'm sorry for what I did me and grandpa prayed that you will give me mercy of all damages will be payed by me You can get money for yourself or for the tv expenses Truly and sincerely sorry I did hope you allow me to go to six flags Hebrews 8:12 - For I will forgive their wickedness and will remember their sins no more. I forfeit my PlayStation blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Comedy

blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Comedy

Me To: me during any family gatherings my mother telling me to be social or she will take my ps4 goddamn family gatherings

goddamn family gatherings

Me To: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 This is so pure!

This is so pure!

Me To: Erma G @erma_geddon ig realpettymayo in 7th grade a boy asked me to be his girlfriend and I wasn't sure I heard him correctly so l panicked and just said yes and then he high fived me and we never spoke again. Jamal, if you're out there, happy 11 year anniversary That is something else

That is something else

Me To: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 Good group of people.

Good group of people.

Me To: HI, I'M YOUR REVENGE NEW ROOMMATE, DRUID! НАН НАН! WOW, YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR SWORD COLLECTION? он! I HAVE A FEW FRIENDS WHO WILL BE AROUND, A LOT... HOPE THAT's OKAY! NEAT! SWORDS CCCLVI SWORDSCOMIC.COM Swords ~ Necromancer and Druid

Swords ~ Necromancer and Druid

Me To: taking my sister w me to go buy a bong u think i was kidding TYUGIKJCFTYRDUIR7TOGLJH

TYUGIKJCFTYRDUIR7TOGLJH

Me To: Hey son, how are you today? I'm great, do you need me to move that chair? There you go dad! Please do son, my back is killing me MEAT Thanks son, I love you Shuen https://t.co/XMbpWJ0IdG

https://t.co/XMbpWJ0IdG

Me To: Hey son, how are you today? I'm great, do you need me to move that chair? There you go dad! Please do son, my back is killing me Thanks son, I love you O reddit angry wholesome dad

angry wholesome dad

Me To: 4GE 83% 11:18 & Hey wanna talk for a bit then let it fade out but continue following each other on Instagram for years and still like each other's photos once in a while, while watching each other live life, dating other people . I'm so happy for you and Sarah. invite me to the wedding pls II Σ The most accurate bio i have read.

The most accurate bio i have read.

Me To: PLEASE LEAVE BY T230AM Mom asked me to decorate for our NYE party.

Mom asked me to decorate for our NYE party.

Me To: me during any family gatherings my mother telling me to be social or she will take my ps4 goddamn family gatherings

goddamn family gatherings

Me To: i wonder how people describe me when they're talking about me to someone who's never met me https://iglovequotes.net/

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