Please allow me to fulfill my duty.
Please allow me to fulfill my duty. by NotoriousO MORE MEMES
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omg-humor: They want me to give in but I shall not waver
Everything I’ve ever learned is telling me to dig
Me to myself:))))
justcatposts: “My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”(Source)
I posted a while ago about the duck I found on tinder… It’s still going, comment questions you want me to ask and I’ll post an update
melodicwhisper8079: I have no idea what forces compelled me to reblog this
They want me to give in but I shall not waver
Many people told me to post it here
phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...
Allow me to play the song of my people
But God told me to tell you
They pay me to build decks, not to move rocks.
They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.
My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
But God told me to tell you by Kelmo7 MORE MEMES
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Dear @sarahramos & @dylanobrien, Andrew Garfield texted me your video and asked me to share with you how much he loved it. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 htt...
My son told me to stop sleeping with more than two pillows :)
“Birthday present from you, to me, to you again” smol child
Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.
My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked...
I got a girl to ask me to take her home on the first message 😎😎
My friend convinced me to give spotify a chance. This is my experience so far
When my mom ask me to go and get home’s stuff
My friend told me to post this here
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tinderventure: After this he told me to ‘fix my teeth goofy’ I have a small gap LOL
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Thanks for reminding me to unsubscribe
Take me to the far away lands
ups-dogs: The Bandanna of Betrayal.The Shawl of Shame.The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.Upon m...
bondibee: @ the anon who wanted me to draw Chell’s back: I hate drawing back muscles so much I’m so sorry I couldn’t really fulfill your...
Me to my friends: I’m gonna get lean with or without quarantine Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #wor...
Vanessa Bryant on IG "My husband worked his ass off for 20 years. Gave it his all. All he wanted was to spend time with our girls &...
“Gentleman, it’s been a pleasure.” - Me to my dwindling TP supply.