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mascots: These mascots present a remarkably good question. #Memes #Mascots #Work #Dank #Coronavirus #Quarantine #COVID19
 mascots: These mascots present a remarkably good question. #Memes #Mascots #Work #Dank #Coronavirus #Quarantine #COVID19

These mascots present a remarkably good question. #Memes #Mascots #Work #Dank #Coronavirus #Quarantine #COVID19

mascots: RF 0 nippon-com: Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem. Via @GorillaGorillax
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nippon-com:
Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem. 
Via @GorillaGorillax

nippon-com: Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem. Via @GorillaGorillax

mascots: ilthat TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex, unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces. via reddit.com toast-potent how are they even alive kickin-jeans eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs humandisastersquad WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace) reyroace oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is starvation, because 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let em reyroace by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk gallusrostromegalus My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and projectile-evacuating thier bowels, Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects of a date. teratomarty What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths. the more you know
 mascots: ilthat
 TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex,
 unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.
 via reddit.com
 toast-potent
 how are they even alive
 kickin-jeans
 eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during
 forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place
 koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat
 The Fucking Bombs
 humandisastersquad
 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times
 ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how
 good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0
 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and
 even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic
 range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to
 ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat
 anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd
 rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60
 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want
 YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so
 incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is
 bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet
 consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
 reyroace
 oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is
 starvation, because
 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u
 need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in
 nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of
 tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth
 grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc
 everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin
 shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear
 down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit
 all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day
 then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until
 they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die
 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc
 their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh
 just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal
 w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc
 i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung
 from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their
 organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better
 piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense
 mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch
 them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit
 around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison
 while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending
 theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of
 extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at
 all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let
 em
 reyroace
 by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres
 a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound
 like
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk
 gallusrostromegalus
 My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala
 Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently
 good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo
 Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at
 which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves
 around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to
 BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and
 projectile-evacuating thier bowels,
 Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked
 into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with
 a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle
 the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects
 of a date.
 teratomarty
 What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths.
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mascots: cigar-blues: playstation characters!! cute animal mascots are my new fave thing to draw
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playstation characters!! cute animal mascots are my new fave thing to draw

cigar-blues: playstation characters!! cute animal mascots are my new fave thing to draw

mascots: Who let these Mascots out? Follow @9gaggroove
 mascots: Who let these Mascots out? Follow @9gaggroove

Who let these Mascots out? Follow @9gaggroove

mascots: Pvramid of White Supremac Genocide In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for Murdor Violence Police Shootings support. If the bricks at the Lynching Hate Crimes bottom are removed, the whole Calls for Violence Polce Brutalitystructure comes tumbling down. Neo-Nazis KKK The N Word Confoderato Flags Burning Crosses Discrimination Mass Incarceration Swastkoa Racial Profling School-to-prison P polino Hring Dison stop and Frisk Redlining Anti-Immigration Policies Foaring Pooplo of Color Racial Slurs Funding Schools Locally Victim Blaming Predatory L Racist Jokes Veiled Racism Paternalism English-only Initiatives Euro-Centric Curriculum Bootstrap Theory Racist Mascots Tokonism Claiming Reverse Racism Cultural Appropriation Colorblindnoss Tone Policing Minimization We all belong to the human race Donial of Whito Privlogo Whito Savior Complox Post-Racial Society "Why can't we all just get along? it doesnt matter who you voto for White Ally Speaking over Poc False Equivocation ts just a joke! Get over slavery Not all whito pooplo.. But my Black friend said.. Not Bolioving Exporionces of POC Prioritizing Intontions over Impact Racist Jokes Indifference Two Sides to Every Story Avoilding Confrontation with Racist Family Mombors doosn't affoct mo Not Challenging Remaining Apolitical Adapted from Elien Tuzzolo and Ssfehouse Progressive Ariance for Nonvio ence's diagram 厘thesociologicalcinema Pyramid of White Supremacy In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for support. If the bricks at the bottom are removed, the whole structure comes tumbling down. SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic
 mascots: Pvramid of White Supremac
 Genocide
 In a pyramid, every brick
 depends on the ones below it for
 Murdor
 Violence
 Police Shootings support. If the bricks at the
 Lynching Hate Crimes
 bottom are removed, the whole
 Calls for Violence Polce
 Brutalitystructure comes tumbling down.
 Neo-Nazis KKK The N Word
 Confoderato Flags Burning Crosses
 Discrimination Mass Incarceration Swastkoa
 Racial Profling
 School-to-prison P polino
 Hring Dison stop and Frisk
 Redlining
 Anti-Immigration Policies
 Foaring Pooplo of Color
 Racial Slurs
 Funding Schools Locally
 Victim Blaming
 Predatory L
 Racist Jokes
 Veiled Racism
 Paternalism
 English-only Initiatives Euro-Centric Curriculum
 Bootstrap Theory
 Racist Mascots
 Tokonism
 Claiming Reverse Racism
 Cultural Appropriation
 Colorblindnoss
 Tone Policing
 Minimization We all belong to the human race Donial of Whito Privlogo
 Whito Savior Complox
 Post-Racial Society
 "Why can't we all just get along?
 it doesnt matter who you voto for White Ally Speaking over Poc False Equivocation
 ts just a joke! Get over slavery
 Not all whito pooplo..
 But my Black friend said.. Not Bolioving Exporionces of POC
 Prioritizing Intontions over Impact
 Racist Jokes
 Indifference
 Two Sides to Every Story
 Avoilding Confrontation with Racist Family Mombors
 doosn't affoct mo
 Not Challenging
 Remaining Apolitical
 Adapted from Elien Tuzzolo and Ssfehouse Progressive Ariance for Nonvio ence's diagram
 厘thesociologicalcinema
 Pyramid of White Supremacy
 In a pyramid, every brick depends on the
 ones below it for support. If the bricks at the
 bottom are removed, the whole structure
 comes tumbling down.
SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

mascots: FonGIFS.com failnation: Mascots Failed Attempt at Trolling
 mascots: FonGIFS.com
failnation:

Mascots Failed Attempt at Trolling

failnation: Mascots Failed Attempt at Trolling

mascots: KD to the Utah Jazz mascot: "Get tf off the court!"
 mascots: KD to the Utah Jazz mascot: "Get tf off the court!"

KD to the Utah Jazz mascot: "Get tf off the court!"

mascots: DIRECT 14 DIR EC 1 ES RECTY FOTO ALEJANDRA FASSI Chilean side, Colo-Colo walked out with shelter dogs as their mascots at the weekend, in order to raise adoption awareness. 🐶👏
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Chilean side, Colo-Colo walked out with shelter dogs as their mascots at the weekend, in order to raise adoption awareness. 🐶👏

Chilean side, Colo-Colo walked out with shelter dogs as their mascots at the weekend, in order to raise adoption awareness. 🐶👏

mascots: ilovealannah infinite power in this dog He's the mascot for cracking a cold one with the boys.... Follow me for more funny tumblr and textpost
 mascots: ilovealannah
 infinite power in this dog
He's the mascot for cracking a cold one with the boys.... Follow me for more funny tumblr and textpost

He's the mascot for cracking a cold one with the boys.... Follow me for more funny tumblr and textpost