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    Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Lit, Spider, and Vine: THE POCKET
 ENCY CLOPEDIA OF
 INDOOR PLANTS
 IN COLOR
 A. Nicolaisen

 urdy,
 have
 10
 erect trunk with
 site,shieland holes. From the stems, large Philodendron scander
 Growth: Vigorous clim
 while very small on
 en leaves on long
 ield-like leaves
 unches of hanging aerial roots are
 formed. Older plants may, under favour Sweetheart Vine
 able conditions in conservatories or Habitat: West Indies.
 hothouses, develop large, calla-like G
 inforescences with white spathes. Later, with pointed, heart-shap
 s with dots and
 pale yellow and pale
 ultivated as a young plant and
 en. C
 carded when the bottom leaves are
 d, its value as an ornamental plant i
 s debatable
 e: Best in a warm greenhouse,
 o good in a room after careful har
 ing off. Thrives for a time in dee
 g off. Thom after caou but aromatic edible fruits appear, which
 de. Requires a lot of space.
 1S
 grow to lengths of 30 cr
 have a taste similar to that of a pine-
 specimens. New leave
 brown and almost trans
 Use: Decorative room plant, requiring a
 lot of space. Suitable for trellising to
 l: Soilless mixture or light leaf mould
 ding: 3 grams per litre (1 oz. per
 ter: Should be kept moist all the year
 ht: Never direct sunlight. Thrives in
 Use: Well suited as cli
 alls, doorways and large windows.
 Soil: Soilless mixture
 with added peat. pH
 Feeding: 3 gram
 gallon) every
 Fertiliser sh
 moist soil
 trellises or walls or as a
 plant, also as a ground
 rvatories. An amusin
 s to allow the pla
 enveloped in mois
 soil
 on) every week (March-October).
 nd. Will not stand drying out.
 dy rooms, halls or staircases.
 t: Poor growth if temperature falls
 w minimum 15° C. (60° F.) during
 er
 st attractive and
 amount in t
 ss mixture
 rams per
 Frequent spraying. especially in
 lit positions, the
 spots and edges.
 Heat: Normal room temp
 not less than 12° C. (55° F
 Air: Syringe during gro
 up to very good centrall he
 Re-potting: Every 3 orA years
 Propagation: By cuttig top shoots with
 the aerial roots atta hed. They should
 be planted in equal arts of soilless mi:x
 ее
 ai
 otting: Every spring, in spacious
 agation:
 By cuttings in a green
 in an enclosed atmosphere, with
 e
 Mealy bug, red spider mite
 ially when the growing point is
 ri
 it
 e and sand, and must be kept moist
 and warm
 Varieties: borsig ina (but correctly
 Monstera pertus, which has smaller
 eaves and mor aerial roots than the
 type, and grows ore rapidly and vigor-
 ously. Can al be used in smaller
 rooms. This is e variety illustrated.
 NOTE: Aerial pots, which--like ordin
 ary rootss ve as ducts for transmit
 The sap in the leaves and stems is
 nous
 varieties: There are many hybrids
 this and other species with a
 variation in the distribution of
 en
 rs in the leaves. See also below.
 enbachia leopoldii
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Lit, Spider, and Vine: THE POCKET
 ENCY CLOPEDIA OF
 INDOOR PLANTS
 IN COLOR
 A. Nicolaisen

 urdy,
 have
 10
 erect trunk with
 site,shieland holes. From the stems, large Philodendron scander
 Growth: Vigorous clim
 while very small on
 en leaves on long
 ield-like leaves
 unches of hanging aerial roots are
 formed. Older plants may, under favour Sweetheart Vine
 able conditions in conservatories or Habitat: West Indies.
 hothouses, develop large, calla-like G
 inforescences with white spathes. Later, with pointed, heart-shap
 s with dots and
 pale yellow and pale
 ultivated as a young plant and
 en. C
 carded when the bottom leaves are
 d, its value as an ornamental plant i
 s debatable
 e: Best in a warm greenhouse,
 o good in a room after careful har
 ing off. Thrives for a time in dee
 g off. Thom after caou but aromatic edible fruits appear, which
 de. Requires a lot of space.
 1S
 grow to lengths of 30 cr
 have a taste similar to that of a pine-
 specimens. New leave
 brown and almost trans
 Use: Decorative room plant, requiring a
 lot of space. Suitable for trellising to
 l: Soilless mixture or light leaf mould
 ding: 3 grams per litre (1 oz. per
 ter: Should be kept moist all the year
 ht: Never direct sunlight. Thrives in
 Use: Well suited as cli
 alls, doorways and large windows.
 Soil: Soilless mixture
 with added peat. pH
 Feeding: 3 gram
 gallon) every
 Fertiliser sh
 moist soil
 trellises or walls or as a
 plant, also as a ground
 rvatories. An amusin
 s to allow the pla
 enveloped in mois
 soil
 on) every week (March-October).
 nd. Will not stand drying out.
 dy rooms, halls or staircases.
 t: Poor growth if temperature falls
 w minimum 15° C. (60° F.) during
 er
 st attractive and
 amount in t
 ss mixture
 rams per
 Frequent spraying. especially in
 lit positions, the
 spots and edges.
 Heat: Normal room temp
 not less than 12° C. (55° F
 Air: Syringe during gro
 up to very good centrall he
 Re-potting: Every 3 orA years
 Propagation: By cuttig top shoots with
 the aerial roots atta hed. They should
 be planted in equal arts of soilless mi:x
 ее
 ai
 otting: Every spring, in spacious
 agation:
 By cuttings in a green
 in an enclosed atmosphere, with
 e
 Mealy bug, red spider mite
 ially when the growing point is
 ri
 it
 e and sand, and must be kept moist
 and warm
 Varieties: borsig ina (but correctly
 Monstera pertus, which has smaller
 eaves and mor aerial roots than the
 type, and grows ore rapidly and vigor-
 ously. Can al be used in smaller
 rooms. This is e variety illustrated.
 NOTE: Aerial pots, which--like ordin
 ary rootss ve as ducts for transmit
 The sap in the leaves and stems is
 nous
 varieties: There are many hybrids
 this and other species with a
 variation in the distribution of
 en
 rs in the leaves. See also below.
 enbachia leopoldii
                
            

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Bad, Birthday, and Butt: FIND YOUR YA BOOK TITLE
 and
 MONTH YO U
 WERE BORN YOUR LAST NAME
 LAST LETTER
 O F
 DAY OF YOUR
 BIRTHDAY
 1 Other Loose Ends
 2 Other Things Im Over
 3 Other Lies I've Believed 30 Other Fatal Circumstances
 4 Other Big, Round Things 31 Other Skullduggeries
 5 Other Things I Can't Have
 6 Other Lies Ive Told
 7 - Other Statistical Improbabilities
 8 Other Signs of the End of the World
 9 Other Things the Fairies Stole
 10 Other Impossible Ordeals
 11- Other Signs of Vampirism
 12 Other Inexplicable Phenomenon
 13 Other Things That Nearly Killed Me
 14 Other Reasons No One Will Talk To Me
 15 Other Holes in the Fabric of the Universe
 16 Other Things That Are Better In Space
 17 Other Natural Disasters
 18 Other Reasons I'm Banned From the Library
 19 Other Reasons I Have To Leave the Country
 20 Other Things That Should Happen At Midnight
 21 Other Side Effects of Being 16
 22 Other Intangible Things
 23 Other Peculiar Melancholies
 24- Other Steps to Madness
 25 Other Alternatives to Necromancy
 28 Other Bad Ideas
 29- Other Royal Bastards
 January:
 A The Sun
 B Planets
 C Evil Plots
 D Fairy Princes
 E Fate
 F- The Statue of Liberty
 G My Butt
 H- Nikola Tesla
 I The End of the World
 J- The Universe
 K Book Club
 L Tarot Cards
 M Assassins
 N Frida Kahlo
 O Spies
 P - Dirty, Rotten Lies
 Q Rainy Saturdays
 R Hate
 S Liberty
 T- Vampires
 U-Boyfriends
 V Girlfriends
 W- Wizards
 X- Ping-Pong
 Y - Totalitarian Regimes 26 Other Unspeakable Evils
 Z Karl Marx
 Love
 Boys
 Girls
 Honor Roll
 February:
 March:
 April:
 May:
 June
 July:
 August:
 September
 October
 November
 Happy Endings
 Macchiatos
 Boy Bands
 Summertime
 Cake
 French Kissing
 Popularity
 Chemistry
 December:
 27 Other Unbreakable Laws of Nature
basic-banshee:
bookporn:


I’m still laughing with mine XD
via Drunk Austen on Facebook


Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly Killed Me.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Birthday, and Butt: FIND YOUR YA BOOK TITLE
 and
 MONTH YO U
 WERE BORN YOUR LAST NAME
 LAST LETTER
 O F
 DAY OF YOUR
 BIRTHDAY
 1 Other Loose Ends
 2 Other Things Im Over
 3 Other Lies I've Believed 30 Other Fatal Circumstances
 4 Other Big, Round Things 31 Other Skullduggeries
 5 Other Things I Can't Have
 6 Other Lies Ive Told
 7 - Other Statistical Improbabilities
 8 Other Signs of the End of the World
 9 Other Things the Fairies Stole
 10 Other Impossible Ordeals
 11- Other Signs of Vampirism
 12 Other Inexplicable Phenomenon
 13 Other Things That Nearly Killed Me
 14 Other Reasons No One Will Talk To Me
 15 Other Holes in the Fabric of the Universe
 16 Other Things That Are Better In Space
 17 Other Natural Disasters
 18 Other Reasons I'm Banned From the Library
 19 Other Reasons I Have To Leave the Country
 20 Other Things That Should Happen At Midnight
 21 Other Side Effects of Being 16
 22 Other Intangible Things
 23 Other Peculiar Melancholies
 24- Other Steps to Madness
 25 Other Alternatives to Necromancy
 28 Other Bad Ideas
 29- Other Royal Bastards
 January:
 A The Sun
 B Planets
 C Evil Plots
 D Fairy Princes
 E Fate
 F- The Statue of Liberty
 G My Butt
 H- Nikola Tesla
 I The End of the World
 J- The Universe
 K Book Club
 L Tarot Cards
 M Assassins
 N Frida Kahlo
 O Spies
 P - Dirty, Rotten Lies
 Q Rainy Saturdays
 R Hate
 S Liberty
 T- Vampires
 U-Boyfriends
 V Girlfriends
 W- Wizards
 X- Ping-Pong
 Y - Totalitarian Regimes 26 Other Unspeakable Evils
 Z Karl Marx
 Love
 Boys
 Girls
 Honor Roll
 February:
 March:
 April:
 May:
 June
 July:
 August:
 September
 October
 November
 Happy Endings
 Macchiatos
 Boy Bands
 Summertime
 Cake
 French Kissing
 Popularity
 Chemistry
 December:
 27 Other Unbreakable Laws of Nature
basic-banshee:
bookporn:


I’m still laughing with mine XD
via Drunk Austen on Facebook


Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly Killed Me.

                
            

            
            
basic-banshee:
bookporn:


I’m still laughing with mine XD
via Drunk Austen on Facebook


Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly...