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Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most didn't want her because of her timid disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her that much more of a treasure. (For Part 1, scroll back πŸ€—). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t πŸ€—) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Birdman, Bless Up, and Children: u/BrittanyLD ld i.redd.it
 She was the last puppy at the shelter. Most
 didn't want her because of her timid
 disposition/ overbite, but I think it makes her
 that much more of a treasure.
(For Part 1, scroll back πŸ€—). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "take a break". He gon be jealous of anyone u hang out with bc if he fux with u, ain no break. IN HIS MIND YALL STILL A COUPLE YALL JUST HAVING ISSUES 😐. Marquis who u dated for two weeks while on break? If u mention that to your ex? In his mind? Marquis PP built like a Voss water bottle and he lasted 17 hours. U all swollen and shaking and u like "Marquis OMG chill!!" And Marquis like "NAWWWW BABY ONE MO GENN" rubbing his hands like Birdman while his glisteny dangalang start saluting so he could rearrange yo anatomy to where yo spleen sits in yo esophagus now. That ain't een anatomically possible but that's what your ex imagine. He think u go to sleep every night and dream of having a home with a white picket fence with Marquis and 3.5 children and an Audi SUV that u bought because u the provider but u ok with that arrangement because the PP game so on point u don't mind being the mommy and the daddy and he just drop u off at work and drop the kids off at school and play 2K all day and possibly cheat on u using YOUR car but again u will let it slide off the quality of the PP. U feel me? This is the jealous male mind - any other man than him is bigger stronger better in bed more manly more dominant etc. Don't matter that Marquis could have been a 4.5 inch minute man who u only hung out with because he was sincere and always had good weed. To yo man? U in love with Marquis and still miss him - dearly. Yo man could be this jealous if u dated Marquis even before u met him lol! Literally men will be jealous of your OLD EXES! That's how fragile men are! Personally IDGAF about exes (bc I know I'm the sh!t πŸ€—) and when I've tooken breaks with girls I'm not monitoring they movements but this is how men think. It effs they head up bruv. And then they do disloyal tings bc on the basis of what u did on break somehow that's disloyal. Again: not logical. What's the solution? Peep Part 3 to find out bless up πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(For Part 1, scroll back πŸ€—). Part 2: Now then. Let me explain: if a man really fux witchu, he gon be a jealous mess when y'all break up or "...

Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

Dude, God, and Logic: "Logic is the best in the game" starter pack ecold brew drew Logic is the shit, Look man. U dont have to like him. But damn man u should respect the message hes tryna put out in the world. Not only is he a positive role model. But hes a real lyricist he doesnt mumble. Now i wouldnt go as far as to say hes the best of all time. But hes incredibly talented. And as far as these mumbling "rappers" go, Icant hate on them to much cuz obviously they doin something right. So before anyone starts hating on logic or any music artist for that matter. Think about if ur better then them. I mean i know people that can freestyle better then these mumblin rappers. Im one of g those people. But the thing is most of my people are broke or dont live in an area to get the supplies to start recording. But hey. If it cam down to it k logic would take out a lot of people in a freestyle battle. So before u hat on someone. Ask urself amibetter then them? And if iam why aminot as successful? Logic is a great rapper. This Account is Private Along with many other people that are in the industry. Not saying they are on the You like 21 Savage? same scale. But im not as good as logic That's mumble rap" so i got nothing but respect for him. 8m 3 kes Reply god i miss those old sonic movies . im talking where they called dude Robotnik n shit and there was a moral at the end of every episode 😭 good times dude
Dude, God, and Logic: "Logic is the best in the game" starter pack
 ecold brew drew
 Logic is the shit, Look
 man. U dont have to like him. But damn
 man u should respect the message hes
 tryna put out in the world. Not only is he
 a positive role model. But hes a real
 lyricist he doesnt mumble. Now i
 wouldnt go as far as to say hes the best
 of all time. But hes incredibly talented.
 And as far as these mumbling "rappers"
 go, Icant hate on them to much cuz
 obviously they doin something right. So
 before anyone starts hating on logic or
 any music artist for that matter. Think
 about if ur better then them. I mean i
 know people that can freestyle better
 then these mumblin
 rappers. Im one of
 g those people. But the thing is most of
 my people are broke or dont live in an
 area to get the supplies
 to start
 recording. But hey. If it cam down to it k
 logic would take out a lot of people in a
 freestyle battle. So before u hat on
 someone. Ask urself amibetter then
 them? And if iam why aminot as
 successful? Logic is a great rapper.
 This Account is Private
 Along with many other people that are in
 the industry. Not saying they are on the
 You like 21 Savage?
 same scale. But im not as good as logic
 That's mumble rap"
 so i got nothing but respect for him.
 8m 3 kes Reply
god i miss those old sonic movies . im talking where they called dude Robotnik n shit and there was a moral at the end of every episode 😭 good times dude

god i miss those old sonic movies . im talking where they called dude Robotnik n shit and there was a moral at the end of every episode 😭 go...