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Condom, Football, and Head: GUYS CAN'T WEJUST er Last night I looked over my sister's shoulder while she was on her phone and she was texting a friend. I wouldn't have thought anything of it but the word condom jumped out at me. I saw two messages. Her friend: "make sure he wears a condom" My sister: "Its only going in for a second so I don't need one" This set off 10000 alarms in my head After I went upstairs to the bathroom and realized she left her phone in there. It probably was a violation to read her messages and I would hate for her to do the same to me but it seemed like an emergency. I read her conversation with her friend then I found the last boy she texted and read their conversation. It was very explicit, for starters, with the kid saying things like "I wanna f** you so hard" and things of that nature. I found out that before or after school today she is planning on going somewhere close to the school football field with this kid to hookup. The kid said that he is not going to "waste" a condom to put it in for a few seconds because they are not going to have sex. I also think they exchanged (or at least she sent) pictures to him via snapchat I tried to talk to her about safety, and self respect and using condoms but she told me that the one message I read from her friend was an inside joke. Obviously this is a lie but I did not tell her that I read all her conversation with the boy as well. She has brushed me off everytime I tried to bring it up. This morning I went into the bathroom while she was doing her makeup and made her take this quiz but I don't think it got the MAKE ABORTIONS LEGAL AGAIN streak for ut h my mom the past Please he guys guys big meme here lul
Condom, Football, and Head: GUYS CAN'T WEJUST
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 Last night I looked over my sister's shoulder while she was on her phone
 and she was texting a friend. I wouldn't have thought anything of it but
 the word condom jumped out at me. I saw two messages. Her friend:
 "make sure he wears a condom" My sister: "Its only going in for a second
 so I don't need one"
 This set off 10000 alarms in my head
 After I went upstairs to the bathroom and realized she left her phone in
 there. It probably was a violation to read her messages and I would hate
 for her to do the same to me but it seemed like an emergency. I read her
 conversation with her friend then I found the last boy she texted and read
 their conversation. It was very explicit, for starters, with the kid saying
 things like "I wanna f** you so hard" and things of that nature. I found out
 that before or after school today she is planning on going somewhere close
 to the school football field with this kid to hookup. The kid said that he is
 not going to "waste" a condom to put it in for a few seconds because they
 are not going to have sex. I also think they exchanged (or at least she
 sent) pictures to him via snapchat
 I tried to talk to her about safety, and self respect and using condoms but
 she told me that the one message I read from her friend was an inside
 joke. Obviously this is a lie but I did not tell her that I read all her
 conversation with the boy as well. She has brushed me off everytime I
 tried to bring it up. This morning I went into the bathroom while she was
 doing her makeup and made her take this quiz but I don't think it got the
 MAKE ABORTIONS
 LEGAL AGAIN
 streak for
 ut h
 my mom
 the past
 Please he
guys guys big meme here lul

guys guys big meme here lul

Al Pacino, Ass, and Bad: re: no it's not from T sent 9 minutes ago I'm really happy at the moment, thought I'd tell you. I mentioned that I have a lecture with this girl, right? Well today was the last one so I thought shed probably come and she did. So I decided to sit next to her, room was pretty full, so it wasn't like creepy or anything. She asked me a few times during the class, like about a calculation or if she got right what he mentioned about the topics covered in the test. And I got the impression that she might like me, find me attractive, don't know, at least she asked me and not the girl on her right, and just bodylanguage wise Anyway afterwards I still talked with her for a couple of minutes, like what tests she's taking, and such, and I asked her whether she wanted to exchange numbers. She seemed really happy that I asked her too and sent me one right away to make sure she had gotten it right. So I think she might like me too, and now isn't a good time but I'll definitely ask her out permalink delete report block user reply re: no it's not ent 15 hours ago from T Wonder how he would feel knowing you're stalking this girl hmm? the extent of my stalking was just seeing her occassionally and thinking to myself how cute she is. might actually see her again tomorrow or in two days Better yet I wonder how your friends would feel about you knowing what you thinking about little girls. Your family even, I wonder how they'd feel about your incest rape fantasies. I wonder how they'd fee about this: yeah it doesn't make a good impression, I get it. But I'm not a bad person, I wouldn't ever do anything. If your friends and family knew what really went through that head of yours, I wonder how they'd react? Would you still be allowed around your nieces despite being sexually attracted to little girls? I get it, you think I'm a terrible person and should better off myself. Sure they would judge me probably quite badly if they saw those quotes but even if I thought that young teen girls were attractive, I wouldn't do anything about it, not to my nieces, daughters, anyone else's siblings, nor anyone else, I know that's not right. So it just comes down to occassionally pretending that I find curves in women attractive, you know like Al Pacino in Heat talking about a woman's ass, I watch that for inspiration. I mean I don't so I find women more attractive who are less curvy, skinny, generally smaller, and cute. Nothing wrong with that either as long as its adults. And then why shouldn't I be allowed to be happy with someone like this? Similarly to the woman I previously mentioned. I mean she's really cute and I'd try my best to be a good partner to her permalink delete report block user replyy The resident pedo/hebe neckbeard suddenly claims his missing m’lady is back and exchanged numbers with him
Al Pacino, Ass, and Bad: re: no it's not
 from T
 sent 9 minutes ago
 I'm really happy at the moment, thought I'd tell you. I mentioned that I
 have a lecture with this girl, right? Well today was the last one so I thought
 shed probably come and she did. So I decided to sit next to her, room was
 pretty full, so it wasn't like creepy or anything. She asked me a few times
 during the class, like about a calculation or if she got right what he
 mentioned about the topics covered in the test.
 And I got the impression that she might like me, find me attractive, don't
 know, at least she asked me and not the girl on her right, and just
 bodylanguage wise
 Anyway afterwards I still talked with her for a couple of minutes, like what
 tests she's taking, and such, and I asked her whether she wanted to
 exchange numbers. She seemed really happy that I asked her too and sent
 me one right away to make sure she had gotten it right. So I think she
 might like me too, and now isn't a good time but I'll definitely ask her out
 permalink delete report block user reply
 re: no it's not
 ent 15 hours ago
 from T
 Wonder how he would feel knowing you're stalking this girl hmm?
 the extent of my stalking was just seeing her occassionally and thinking to
 myself how cute she is. might actually see her again tomorrow or in two
 days
 Better yet I wonder how your friends would feel about you knowing what
 you thinking about little girls. Your family even, I wonder how they'd feel
 about your incest rape fantasies. I wonder how they'd fee about this:
 yeah it doesn't make a good impression, I get it. But I'm not a bad person,
 I wouldn't ever do anything.
 If your friends and family knew what really went through that head of
 yours, I wonder how they'd react? Would you still be allowed around
 your nieces despite being sexually attracted to little girls?
 I get it, you think I'm a terrible person and should better off myself. Sure
 they would judge me probably quite badly if they saw those quotes but
 even if I thought that young teen girls were attractive, I wouldn't do
 anything about it, not to my nieces, daughters, anyone else's siblings, nor
 anyone else, I know that's not right.
 So it just comes down to occassionally pretending that I find curves in
 women attractive, you know like Al Pacino in Heat talking about a woman's
 ass, I watch that for inspiration. I mean I don't so I find women more
 attractive who are less curvy, skinny, generally smaller, and cute. Nothing
 wrong with that either as long as its adults. And then why shouldn't I be
 allowed to be happy with someone like this? Similarly to the woman I
 previously mentioned. I mean she's really cute and I'd try my best to be a
 good partner to her
 permalink delete report block user replyy
The resident pedo/hebe neckbeard suddenly claims his missing m’lady is back and exchanged numbers with him

The resident pedo/hebe neckbeard suddenly claims his missing m’lady is back and exchanged numbers with him

Al Pacino, Ass, and Bad: re: no it's not from T sent 9 minutes ago I'm really happy at the moment, thought I'd tell you. I mentioned that I have a lecture with this girl, right? Well today was the last one so I thought shed probably come and she did. So I decided to sit next to her, room was pretty full, so it wasn't like creepy or anything. She asked me a few times during the class, like about a calculation or if she got right what he mentioned about the topics covered in the test. And I got the impression that she might like me, find me attractive, don't know, at least she asked me and not the girl on her right, and just bodylanguage wise Anyway afterwards I still talked with her for a couple of minutes, like what tests she's taking, and such, and I asked her whether she wanted to exchange numbers. She seemed really happy that I asked her too and sent me one right away to make sure she had gotten it right. So I think she might like me too, and now isn't a good time but I'll definitely ask her out permalink delete report block user reply re: no it's not ent 15 hours ago from T Wonder how he would feel knowing you're stalking this girl hmm? the extent of my stalking was just seeing her occassionally and thinking to myself how cute she is. might actually see her again tomorrow or in two days Better yet I wonder how your friends would feel about you knowing what you thinking about little girls. Your family even, I wonder how they'd feel about your incest rape fantasies. I wonder how they'd fee about this: yeah it doesn't make a good impression, I get it. But I'm not a bad person, I wouldn't ever do anything. If your friends and family knew what really went through that head of yours, I wonder how they'd react? Would you still be allowed around your nieces despite being sexually attracted to little girls? I get it, you think I'm a terrible person and should better off myself. Sure they would judge me probably quite badly if they saw those quotes but even if I thought that young teen girls were attractive, I wouldn't do anything about it, not to my nieces, daughters, anyone else's siblings, nor anyone else, I know that's not right. So it just comes down to occassionally pretending that I find curves in women attractive, you know like Al Pacino in Heat talking about a woman's ass, I watch that for inspiration. I mean I don't so I find women more attractive who are less curvy, skinny, generally smaller, and cute. Nothing wrong with that either as long as its adults. And then why shouldn't I be allowed to be happy with someone like this? Similarly to the woman I previously mentioned. I mean she's really cute and I'd try my best to be a good partner to her permalink delete report block user replyy Resident pedophile/hebephile claims he’s now suddenly speaking with the girl he hasn’t seen for two weeks after stalking her
Al Pacino, Ass, and Bad: re: no it's not
 from T
 sent 9 minutes ago
 I'm really happy at the moment, thought I'd tell you. I mentioned that I
 have a lecture with this girl, right? Well today was the last one so I thought
 shed probably come and she did. So I decided to sit next to her, room was
 pretty full, so it wasn't like creepy or anything. She asked me a few times
 during the class, like about a calculation or if she got right what he
 mentioned about the topics covered in the test.
 And I got the impression that she might like me, find me attractive, don't
 know, at least she asked me and not the girl on her right, and just
 bodylanguage wise
 Anyway afterwards I still talked with her for a couple of minutes, like what
 tests she's taking, and such, and I asked her whether she wanted to
 exchange numbers. She seemed really happy that I asked her too and sent
 me one right away to make sure she had gotten it right. So I think she
 might like me too, and now isn't a good time but I'll definitely ask her out
 permalink delete report block user reply
 re: no it's not
 ent 15 hours ago
 from T
 Wonder how he would feel knowing you're stalking this girl hmm?
 the extent of my stalking was just seeing her occassionally and thinking to
 myself how cute she is. might actually see her again tomorrow or in two
 days
 Better yet I wonder how your friends would feel about you knowing what
 you thinking about little girls. Your family even, I wonder how they'd feel
 about your incest rape fantasies. I wonder how they'd fee about this:
 yeah it doesn't make a good impression, I get it. But I'm not a bad person,
 I wouldn't ever do anything.
 If your friends and family knew what really went through that head of
 yours, I wonder how they'd react? Would you still be allowed around
 your nieces despite being sexually attracted to little girls?
 I get it, you think I'm a terrible person and should better off myself. Sure
 they would judge me probably quite badly if they saw those quotes but
 even if I thought that young teen girls were attractive, I wouldn't do
 anything about it, not to my nieces, daughters, anyone else's siblings, nor
 anyone else, I know that's not right.
 So it just comes down to occassionally pretending that I find curves in
 women attractive, you know like Al Pacino in Heat talking about a woman's
 ass, I watch that for inspiration. I mean I don't so I find women more
 attractive who are less curvy, skinny, generally smaller, and cute. Nothing
 wrong with that either as long as its adults. And then why shouldn't I be
 allowed to be happy with someone like this? Similarly to the woman I
 previously mentioned. I mean she's really cute and I'd try my best to be a
 good partner to her
 permalink delete report block user replyy
Resident pedophile/hebephile claims he’s now suddenly speaking with the girl he hasn’t seen for two weeks after stalking her

Resident pedophile/hebephile claims he’s now suddenly speaking with the girl he hasn’t seen for two weeks after stalking her

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God is I our savior, Bla bla bla. to him in a week and he has since then all but ignored me. The last time I spoke to him he asked me to give him a ride, Well dammit, if he gave a damn about my car or his wife he would be coming over here checking on me know a regular basis. Car keys and cell phone stolen and you can't even come check on your fucking wife for ten minutes Like to see if I'm dead or someone killed me. If he loved me he would be protecting me, but he can't break away from whoever he isfucking in exchange for a roof over his head long enough to even make sure I'm okay! Thanks for showing me how much you really care wou only love me when you need moneut what? Got nothing to say? You usually do, so don't contact me for a piece of fucking ass! Like P. I guess happy suth birthday Nov 25, 2018 at 9:18 AM. 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If yo can't give $5.00 I don't have time to give a damn about you... police staton knou who I am due to both of my husbond s pepularity Seo4, 2012 at an s m Comment 8 Shar Share m Like $0 raised for Neighborhood Services Organization Be the first DONATE $5 nso donate! Hahahaha I cannot belive what I said yesterday on my photo:"Pussies and Assholes stretch; dicks do not, so I may be in an 'open marriage' with my husband but I now consider it closed on my end because I don't want to be stretched out by other men, I only want to remain faithful and save it for my husband" best quote ever Bounty hunters kicked in the door this morning to arrest my man. I'm just like what the he'll just happened? We were in my bed having sex for two hours straight. Then he went to the kitchen to get a drink of water when they knocked him upside the head and on the floor motherfukers kicked Like When I get it bet your ass I'm posting a picture of the dildo, Lmao, Who needs a husband when you have a vibratory and enough drugs to tranquilize a horse? . Probably my him in the ribs. So I got put of bed and stumbled to the front room to see what the noise and nל L!%e Like Share commotion was all about, My legs were like jello from him fucking me. They grabbed me by the hair and said "shut up stupid slut and then handcuffed him and put him in a van with no clothes on! I'm ksed, Wtf I wish I could take, A bubble bath and listen to country music but I have no bubbles!!! Damn, the tub is nasty too. Aug 12, 2018 at 9:38 PM People send me invites and shit to go to events and I feel like I'm obligated to go especially when it's a conference and especiallu when T'm askino. The amount of crazy on this womens page is ridiculous. I took some of the most ridiculous things I found . This is only like 1/10 of her posts and on every post is 4-6 paragraph comments from HER , speaking to no one but ranting about irrelevant ass shit. Tried making it legible as possible.
Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: just like you his father, I'm just
 frustrated at the wealthy men on here
 eeling sick.
 constantly saying negative shit on my comments
 and then I cussed her out and feel guilty about
 that. People may think I'm a real cunt right now
 but henestly I feel tern in
 directions I dpn't know whet... See More
 Sep 5, 2018 at 8:13 PM
 who can't even donate 20 dollars. But
 your fine sweetie, I'l use you for moral
 I TOLD my roommate to refill my bag of ice! NOT
 to take a damn photo! My ankle is sprained from
 dancing in heels at the bar/rave party, dammit
 does that look like a full bag of ice cubes!? I'm
 about to scream at him!
 many different
 support hunny
 1y
 Maybe I should show
 time
 good
 Lke
 Share
 A 12, 2018 5:21 PM
 (rgland!
 I hate most of you with every bone in my body
 You make me sick You are nothing but bad
 memories from my past and I fucking hate you!
 The only reason why this Facebook page had not
 been deactivate d is because my sister in law is
 having a baby shower soon, if it wasn't for that,
 of
 eeine r disnusting Puckinga faces, Leave me
 I would sell my soul and be his slave for
 have a new set of teeth
 years just
 paid for, Plus it would help the dental
 clinic out if he could be willing to
 donate.
 your
 alane.
 You didnt make that paragraph
 sound to good. Because he
 I should just shut up and do porn.
 your
 man not you are not the MOTHER!!
 eO15K
 Like
 1
 11 Comments 2 Shares
 Feb 13, 2018 at 4:30 PM
 I'm stressed I'm getting off of
 here.
 Like
 Share
 My friend said he would buy
 my pills down with, but I told him I'd rather have
 sex toy from the mall tmorrow since I'm
 sleeping alone now every night lol
 alcohol to chase
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 Mar 10, 2017 at 9:25 PM
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 Lunch is ready
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 Like
 I'm not going to church Sunday. I don't care
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 anymore. I'm too angry at the world to sit in a
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 punch someone in the face I gotta
 Share
 Like
 2 Comment
 go.
 12h Like
 Would it Kill uou to conate U dollars?
 I've posted video after video of
 comedy, made you laugh, bared my
 body so you guys can rip one off and
 cum all over yourselves and all I ask for
 in return is an hours dentist procedure
 of your time, and 10 dollars to pay for
 it each, Or are you all just a bunch of
 pussies?
 Whenever I'm upset the Hrst thing I do is get on
 Facebook and put my husband on blast.
 Even tho I'm not mad at him. But, I've not talked
 Yes, sure I will give a speech at church Sunday in
 front of 100 or more people, Why the hell not? I
 have nothing better to do this Sunday. Besides, I
 have plenty of tranquilizer pills to get me
 through it and fake a smile. Wish me luck on
 stage. I have a beautiful red dress to wear, Have
 a blessed day. God is I our savior, Bla bla bla.
 to him in a week and he has since then all but
 ignored me. The last time I spoke to him he asked
 me to give him a ride, Well dammit, if he gave a
 damn about my car or his wife he would be coming
 over here checking on me know a regular basis.
 Car keys and cell phone stolen and you can't even
 come check on your fucking wife for ten minutes
 Like
 to see if I'm dead or someone killed me. If he
 loved me he would be protecting me, but he can't
 break away from whoever he isfucking in
 exchange for a roof over his head long enough to
 even make sure I'm okay! Thanks for showing me
 how much you really care
 wou only love me when you need moneut
 what? Got nothing to say? You usually
 do, so don't contact me for a piece of
 fucking ass!
 Like
 P. I guess
 happy suth birthday
 Nov 25, 2018 at 9:18 AM. S
 n Four more days, yours truly (me) will have my
 asking for
 tou The citf .ruld mcke G cencrete
 donations
 I'm getting a lot of people messaging me telling
 me they respect me and look up to me. I don't
 ststue of Me!! I met my Sirst busband AND my
 second huscan
 Oct 4, 2017 at 2:09 PM S
 RIGH HERE in pood
 Maycr cnd ask to have a statue of myseif put up
 right by the Mental Health center I'we partied in
 this toum, Wr ruled this
 which of you mother fucking men are going to the give a rats ass who you are or what people think,
 dentist with me to hold my hand and get all of my Unless you plan on opening your wallet and
 teeth pulled? And does anyone give a shit to
 donate money to the dental clinic? I have 124
 friends if all of you donated 10 dollars to the
 dentist the dental implants would be paid for! I'm
 about to flip the fuck out.
 donating money to me You don't mean shit. If yo
 can't give $5.00 I don't have time to give a damn
 about you...
 police staton knou who I am due to both of my
 husbond s pepularity
 Seo4, 2012 at an s m
 Comment 8 Shar
 Share
 m Like
 $0 raised for Neighborhood
 Services Organization
 Be the first
 DONATE $5
 nso
 donate!
 Hahahaha
 I cannot belive what I said yesterday on my
 photo:"Pussies and Assholes stretch; dicks do
 not, so I may be in an 'open marriage' with my
 husband but I now consider it closed on my end
 because I don't want to be stretched out by other
 men, I only want to remain faithful and save it
 for my husband"
 best quote ever
 Bounty hunters kicked in the door this morning to
 arrest my man. I'm just like what the he'll just
 happened? We were in my bed having sex for two
 hours straight. Then he went to the kitchen to get
 a drink of water when they knocked him upside
 the head and on the floor motherfukers kicked
 Like
 When I get it bet your ass I'm posting a
 picture of the dildo, Lmao, Who needs a
 husband when you have a vibratory and
 enough drugs to tranquilize a horse?
 . Probably my
 him in the ribs. So I got put of bed and stumbled
 to the front room to see what the noise and
 nל L!%e
 Like
 Share
 commotion was all about, My legs were like jello
 from him fucking me. They grabbed me by the
 hair and said "shut up stupid slut and then
 handcuffed him and put him in a van with no
 clothes on! I'm ksed, Wtf
 I wish I could take, A bubble bath and
 listen to country music but I have no
 bubbles!!! Damn, the tub is nasty too.
 Aug 12, 2018 at 9:38 PM
 People send me invites and shit to go to events
 and I feel like I'm obligated to go especially when
 it's a conference and especiallu when T'm askino.
The amount of crazy on this womens page is ridiculous. I took some of the most ridiculous things I found . This is only like 1/10 of her posts and on every post is 4-6 paragraph comments from HER , speaking to no one but ranting about irrelevant ass shit. Tried making it legible as possible.

The amount of crazy on this womens page is ridiculous. I took some of the most ridiculous things I found . This is only like 1/10 of her pos...

Advice, Friends, and Life: IDontSleepAtAll Hey guys, this is a weird question but i don't know any other platform I can ask this question but l wanted to ask for help on a situation. I got this girl at my school that I KTOve. I've khownn iler since 201S Wilel she ae to my Schoolwan d fien but dot wont to burt thio fi eargrew a very strong attraction 1 month ago we've become good fr because she this year personality an Reply 10 IDontSleepAtAll 1 month ago So I wanted to respond to everyone on here who gave me advice. I read every single comment so thank you. I asked her out but she did not feel the same way in the end. I'm sad about It but v same way but happy got it off of my chest t both want to remaln friends and I'mhappy that we are able to do that. I'm sad that she didn't feel the you for your support. Reply 9 bigd0495 1 month ago Dont make the same mistake I did. I was in the same situation as you, but i decided to just enjoy my friendship with her. A few years after high school, i e my de buti lost that chance to o w wo hener and happy, but we are ndiferent places in life now" I still talk to her be with my perfectr ti am saying, is go ll her how you Reply 1 1 month ago Orpheus272 Ask her. Chances are she'll say yes. if so, that's great. If she says no, that's also fine there are no consequences as long as ot react reasonably. You Just heed to make sure you respect her response. There's no reason asking someone out should hurt your friendship, unless you act weird about it after. efinitely worth the risk though. G 7 Reply F for a fallen trooper
Advice, Friends, and Life: IDontSleepAtAll
 Hey guys, this is a weird question but i don't know any other platform I can ask this question but l wanted to ask for help on a situation. I got this girl at my school that I
 KTOve. I've khownn iler since 201S Wilel she ae to my Schoolwan d fien but dot wont to burt thio fi eargrew a very strong attraction
 1 month ago
 we've become good fr
 because she
 this year
 personality an
 Reply
 10
 IDontSleepAtAll 1 month ago
 So I wanted to respond to everyone on here who gave me advice. I read every single comment so thank you. I asked her out but she did not feel the same
 way in the end. I'm sad about It but v
 same way but happy got it off of my chest t both want to remaln friends and I'mhappy that we are able to do that. I'm sad that she didn't feel the
 you for your support.
 Reply
 9
 bigd0495 1 month ago
 Dont make the same mistake I did. I was in the same situation as you, but i decided to just enjoy my friendship with her. A few years after high school, i
 e my de buti lost that chance to o w wo hener and happy, but we are ndiferent places in life now" I still talk to her
 be with my perfectr
 ti am saying, is go
 ll her how you
 Reply
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 1 month ago
 Orpheus272
 Ask her. Chances are she'll say yes. if so, that's great. If she says no, that's also fine there are no consequences as long as ot react reasonably. You
 Just heed to make sure you respect her response. There's no reason asking someone out should hurt your friendship, unless you act weird about it after.
 efinitely worth the risk though. G
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Apparently, Chill, and Reggie: File: 1386662233025 ipg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) GII Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752H So /b/ Ive been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested >Apparently they're smart as shit. They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated. A wild idea appears. >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to med's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows. They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit. Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows. 01 >Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe: Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out >Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. >World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries. Replies: 520559326 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Both nations now jockeying for position near my work Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm expect the usual squawking and flapping walk out from the covered entry way and look up. All across the trees surrounding my building >I recognize >Ihear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. All hell breaks loose. > Crows flying all across the sky and I can hardly see through the clown. No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) as I walk out, but there's nothing. are crows More than there have ever been before. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm one of the qrass bros in the tree closest to me. fries) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right. Sit in awe of what I've created. Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins. Only grassbros left. Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks Istand, and all the grassbros look up to me Imarch across the street and into mcd's. leaving the door open for all the crows to follow Cashiers face. l order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros World War Crow
Apparently, Chill, and Reggie: File: 1386662233025 ipg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg)
 GII
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752H
 So /b/ Ive been having fun
 over the past few weeks and figured I'd share.
 Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night.
 They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night.
 Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested
 >Apparently they're smart as shit.
 They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated.
 A wild idea appears.
 >I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work
 I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
 Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks
 Every time I go to med's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows.
 They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit.
 Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now)
 >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's
 >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows.
 01
 >Grass crows now follow
 me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe:
 Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out
 >Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations.
 >World War Crow commences.
 >I am fueling it with french fries.
 Replies: 520559326
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845
 Both nations now jockeying for position near my work
 Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me
 After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm
 expect the usual squawking and flapping
 walk out from the covered entry way and look up.
 All across the trees surrounding my building
 >I recognize
 >Ihear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder.
 All hell breaks loose.
 > Crows flying all across the sky and I can hardly see through the clown.
 No wonder they call it a murder (huehue)
 as I walk out, but there's nothing.
 are crows More than there have ever been before.
 (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm
 one of the qrass bros in the tree closest to me.
 fries)
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960
 I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other.
 Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right.
 Sit in awe of what I've created.
 Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins.
 Only grassbros left.
 Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me
 Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks
 Istand, and all the grassbros look up to me
 Imarch across the street and into mcd's. leaving the door open for all the crows to follow
 Cashiers face.
 l order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros
World War Crow

World War Crow