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Drugs, Piano, and MeIRL: Me listening To Piano Sonata No. 14 in C sharp major, on my way to sell drugs Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Drugs, and Memes: Me listening To Piano Sonata No. 14 in C sharp major, on my way to sell drugs Meirl by rw_3eters MORE MEMES

Meirl by rw_3eters MORE MEMES

Funny, Life, and News: NBC News Follow NSCNews Major depression is on the rise among everyone, new data shows More teens, young adults have depression than ever before Biggest increase in diagnioses seen in teens bcnews com 121 PM-10 May 2018 2,119 Retweets 3,89s Likes Scary Jerry ostanlery Follow Who could ever have guessed that a system that forces us to spend 80 % of our waking hours commuting to/working at jobs that don't pay enough to provide any stability in life would lead to mass societal depression? NBC News NBCNews Major depression is on the nise among everyane new data shows nbonews.to 2rDKe10 743 AM 11 May 2018

Facts, Food, and Doubt: YOUR COMPETITION ISN'T OTHER PEOPLE. IT'S YOUR PROCRASTINATION. YOUR EGO. YOUR UNTAPPED POTENTIAL. THE UNHEALTHY FOOD. THE LACK OF SLEEP. THE SELF DOUBT. COMPETE AGAINST THAT.... Major Facts💯

Major Facts💯

School, Video Games, and Anxiety: school gives mel school gives me depression school gives me anxiety school gives me panic attacks school gives me anxiety attacks school gives me a lot of things school gives me migraines school gives me major anxiety school gives me severe anxiety school gives me social anxiety school gives me acne Adults: Did you mean: video games Coincidence, I think not

Coincidence, I think not

Dank, Memes, and News: NBC News NBC NEWS@NBCNews Major depression is on the rise among everyone, new data shows Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31 Well. I mean *gestures broadly at everything* 4 1 Comment ert meirl by Blazingfire17 MORE MEMES

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Him, Major, and Means: I'm a CS major What's a CS major? No it doesn't It means he's afraid of hardware Stop it Patrick you're scaring him! CIRCUITS, CPUS EMBEDDED SYSTEMS To be a CS major

To be a CS major

Being Alone, Beard, and Braids: Dwarven Hair Customs Much Like Orcs and Elves, Dwarves have many rules and customs in regards to their hair. Unlike Elves, who believe the act of cutting their hair is shameful, or Orcs who only maintain their hair until battle (an orcish answer to throwing down the gauntlet), a Dwarf will cut or restyle their hair at certain turning points during their life, such as reaching adulthood, marriage, a major victory loss (but not limited to) or on the battlefield, and death. Youth (50 and below) Simple, Free Ribbons -Beard hasn't come in fully No beads -No braids Usually or in a ponytail are popular with the kids worn loose Adulthood (51-200) (loose) Braids allowed Hair is very long if unmarried Beads can be earned -Improper entírely loose at this point ín life to wear hair AURUstETFe Old Age (200+ -Worn up, if long enough if short, ribbons, horsehair, wool, will be used to emulate longer hair etc Important note: the hair of a dwarf can be cut, but the beard gets left alone. Every dwarf grows a beard. If a dwarfling's beard hasnt come in by the time theyre 51, they remain a dwarfling until they grow one <Marriage Anewly married dwarf will cut off their hair in the back to signify commitment. Couples are disallowed from dívorce until both parties have regrown their hair to their shoulders (usually about 2 months). A married dwarf will cap their braids. 00 Victory This celebratory haircstyle is characterised by excessive decoration and braids, to be worn for 2 weeks, upon which the dwarf will add another bead to their everyday attire. < Battlefield Loss/Death of Loved One a Signified by an entirely clipped head of hair, when'a major loss is suffered in life, it's unlucky giving up some of your pride. not to pay it due respect by Death and Burial> A dwarf passingov must have their hair covered so that no beasts or demons see their life experiences. They to be allowed before the gods over into the afterlife on the journey may are said to uncover themselves AubuSE2fe filibusterfrog:dwarven hair customs

filibusterfrog:dwarven hair customs

Dank, Memes, and Mood: Me: [hiking in a genuinely great mood, gets to a cliff edgel "Wow, look at the view, it's gorgeous!" My brain: "What if you jumped Imaooo" The other organs in my body: Catreadybored.jpg A major yikes from the entire body by mimipear MORE MEMES

A major yikes from the entire body by mimipear MORE MEMES

Mood, Wow, and Brain: Me: [hiking in a genuinely great mood, gets to a cliff edgel "Wow, look at the view, it's gorgeous!" My brain: "What if you jumped Imaooo" The other organs in my body: Catreadybored.jpg A major yikes from the entire body

A major yikes from the entire body

Grandma, Iphone, and Love: Desus Nice @desusnice Y'all having a hot girl summer but you know who isn't? Senior citizens. Hi I'm desus nice and I'm here to remind you check in on your loved ones. Most major cities have cooling centers and 2:18 PM 7/19/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,207 Retweets 10.5K Likes brianvan, the summer-haverer @.. 4h Replying to @desusnice "You might love your grandma's cooking but don't leave your grandma cookin" Public Service Announcement

Public Service Announcement

Dank, Grandma, and Iphone: Desus Nice @desusnice Y'all having a hot girl summer but you know who isn't? Senior citizens. Hi I'm desus nice and I'm here to remind you check in on your loved ones. Most major cities have cooling centers and 2:18 PM 7/19/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,207 Retweets 10.5K Likes brianvan, the summer-haverer @.. 4h Replying to @desusnice "You might love your grandma's cooking but don't leave your grandma cookin" Public Service Announcement by beryskate MORE MEMES

Public Service Announcement by beryskate MORE MEMES

Stephen, Bear, and Computer: Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast Answered Mar 15 Upvoted by Stephen M. Bear, Writing software and getting paid for it for over 50 years. and lan Hoffman, Computer Science major at Cornell University I do a lot of personal projects No, man, it's about pulling in 20OMB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left, and another 20OMB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and Vue, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some s**ty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game 29.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers You upvoted this Is programming all about copy-pasting these days?

Is programming all about copy-pasting these days?

Bad, Chill, and Tumblr: gingermaple: broadwaytheanimatedseries: tflatte: constable-nugget: arcanine-tamer: lebritanyarmor: donzo1234: fonzworthcutlass: the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Ok but look: I’m really screaming he was planning on eating the baby 😭 Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2) Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them How dare you snakes are better than most people i know Snakes are absolute babies! Babies

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Bruh, Iphone, and Twitter: oblivion npc X @radiantquests therapist: alright so we typically call these things a "traumatic event", not a "bruh moment" or "major L" 08:03 11/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.103 Retweets 4.126 Likes That’s a major L

That’s a major L

Clock, Fucking, and Work: Francisco-Luis White @FranciscoLWhite People have major mental health conditions and have to go to work everyday. From customer service, to nonprofits, to corporate. Let that sink in. Baristas or servers you bark at or mistreat, your coworker, any of them could have to clock in with their condition. Be fucking kind. Some wise wise words.

Some wise wise words.

Clock, Fucking, and Work: Francisco-Luis White @FranciscoLWhite People have major mental health conditions and have to go to work everyday. From customer service, to nonprofits, to corporate. Let that sink in. Baristas or servers you bark at or mistreat, your coworker, any of them could have to clock in with their condition. Be fucking kind. be kind!!!

be kind!!!

Clock, Fucking, and Work: Francisco-Luis White @FranciscoLWhite People have major mental health conditions and have to go to work everyday. From customer service, to nonprofits, to corporate. Let that sink in. Baristas or servers you bark at or mistreat, your coworker, any of them could have to clock in with their condition. Be fucking kind. Just be a good person

Just be a good person

Clock, Dank, and Fucking: Francisco-Luis White @FranciscoLWhite People have major mental health conditions and have to go to work everyday. From customer service, to nonprofits, to corporate. Let that sink in. Baristas or servers you bark at or mistreat, your coworker, any of them could have to clock in with their condition. Be fucking kind. Just be a good person by TL20172 MORE MEMES

Just be a good person by TL20172 MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Driving, and Friends: la loba Follow @vickto_willy I was driving for uber today & this girl gets in the car. I ask her hows her day been & she breaks down. She tells me that she flew alone from Texas to see a guy & he abandoned her so I did what I would want someone to do for me. I invited her to hang out with my friends & I 1:10 AM 10 Dec 2017 107,849 Retweets 470,815 Likes ti 108K 1.5K 471K la loba Follow @vickto_willy Update: Her name is Leah. She's super sweet and charming and l'm about to show her a good time. Taking her to a pregame, already got her listening to Florida music like Ice Berg and Major Nine. Changing her life and getting her lit. MIRTLOMION 3:28 AM 10 Dec 2017 6,017 Retweets 72,853 Likes Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

Random acts of wholesomeness are the best

Life, Target, and Tumblr: adifags: theshitneyspears: me before telling any major story millennial coping strategies to any negativity in your life

adifags: theshitneyspears: me before telling any major story millennial coping strategies to any negativity in your life

Bruh, Iphone, and Twitter: oblivion npc @radiantquests therapist: alright so we typically call these things a "traumatic event", not a "bruh moment" or "major L" 08:03 11/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.103 Retweets 4.126 Likes You know how it is

You know how it is

Iphone, Tumblr, and Blog: photos-of-space: Ursa Major from an iPhone

photos-of-space: Ursa Major from an iPhone

Apple, Google, and Microsoft: GOOGLE AMA ZoN MICROSOFT FA CEBOOK ORACLE APPLE Engine ing Legal Internal structure of the major tech companies

Internal structure of the major tech companies

Blackpeopletwitter, Fire, and School: Dr. Janice Wyatt-Ross Follow @JaniceWyattRoss A student came to school with fire engine red hair. Did it cause a minor distraction? Yes, for about 10 minutes and then everybody was fine. There was no need for ME to cause a major disruption in our day. It is often adults who cause disruptions for things we don't like. 6:00 am 5 Jul 2019 Some things are not worth getting all worked up about (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Some things are not worth getting all worked up about (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dank, Fire, and Memes: Dr. Janice Wyatt-Ross Follow @JaniceWyattRoss A student came to school with fire engine red hair. Did it cause a minor distraction? Yes, for about 10 minutes and then everybody was fine. There was no need for ME to cause a major disruption in our day. It is often adults who cause disruptions for things we don't like. 6:00 am 5 Jul 2019 Some things are not worth getting all worked up about by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

Some things are not worth getting all worked up about by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

Bitch, Wtf, and Arizona: ARIZONA Follow @map_major "We have to stop climate change, we're killing the earth" the earth: pinar @pienar wtf you mean youre gonna kill me???? bitch im gonna kill you 7:33 PM - 8 Jun 2019 from Virginia Beach, VA 52,695 Retweets 149,676 Likes

News, Depression, and Mean: NBC News NBC NEWS@NBCNews Major depression is on the rise among everyone, new data shows Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31 Well. I mean *gestures broadly at everything* 4 1 Comment ert No wonder

No wonder

Never, Outta, and Major: Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0 6 years, 4 major changes, 2 degrees, 1 minor and a lot of sleepless nights later.... I'm outta here IDK WHATS Figured Out Never give up (:

Never give up (:

Iphone, Joe Biden, and Tumblr: Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett REPUBLICANS: But what if it turned out a major Democrat was a pedophile? DEMOCRATS: We'd lock him the fuck up. REPUBLICANS: I don't understand. DEMOCRATS: Exactly. 7:51 PM 07 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,145 Retweets 13.6K Likes lastsonlost: RALLY? They locked up Joe Biden? Lmaoooo the implication the Democrats haven’t been covering for their own for years is absolutely hilarious.

lastsonlost: RALLY? They locked up Joe Biden? Lmaoooo the implication the Democrats haven’t been covering for their own for years is absol...

Iphone, Twitter, and Fuck: Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett REPUBLICANS: But what if it turned out a major Democrat was a pedophile? DEMOCRATS: We'd lock him the fuck up. REPUBLICANS: I don't understand. DEMOCRATS: Exactly. 7:51 PM 07 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,145 Retweets 13.6K Likes

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Tumblr, Blog, and Boobs: GnomeofNinjas 1 month ago Then let me revise my math, as I have not had the chance to read the manga The average muzzle velocity of a M1A rifle is 2,800 feet per second, or 1909.1 miles per hour This is in fact faster than Mach 2.5. At the distance he is firing from, the bullet wouldn't have had much time to slow, so it is still traveling at approximately Mach 2.5. Her boobs are potentially going double the top speed of the F-35 fighter jet She has boobs that are still incredibly fast. Reply 16in reply to metallavery (Show the comment) boobsdontworkthatway: kazzyboii: letshearitfortheuniverse: chibisokka: canuckistanicefront: assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second. 8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like Did all of you major in boob math I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

$Tumblr, Blog, and Boobs: GnomeofNinjas 1 month ago Then let me revise my math, as I have not had the chance to read the manga The average muzzle velocity of a M1A rifle is 2,800 feet per second, or 1909.1 miles per hour This is in fact faster than Mach 2.5. At the distance he is firing from, the bullet wouldn't have had much time to slow, so it is still traveling at approximately Mach 2.5. Her boobs are potentially going double the top speed of the F-35 fighter jet She has boobs that are still incredibly fast. Reply 16in reply to metallavery (Show the comment) boobsdontworkthatway: kazzyboii: letshearitfortheuniverse: chibisokka: canuckistanicefront: assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second. 8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like Did all of you major in boob math I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s$