First Time
First Time

First Time

Hea
Hea

Hea

But
But

But

Other
Other

Other

And
And

And

Bignik
Bignik

Bignik

falling asleep
 falling asleep

falling asleep

cooks
 cooks

cooks

others
 others

others

talented
talented

talented

πŸ”₯ | Latest

maids: now inute Maid aid ATERMELON Ma inute Maid 270 aERRY PUN6 230 Somebody get me hipπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’¦ TAG SOMEONE WHO WOULD DRINK THIS πŸ˜‹β€ΌοΈ - follow @hollywoodrez for more
maids: now
 inute
 Maid
 aid
 ATERMELON
 Ma
 inute
 Maid
 270
 aERRY PUN6
 230
Somebody get me hipπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’¦ TAG SOMEONE WHO WOULD DRINK THIS πŸ˜‹β€ΌοΈ - follow @hollywoodrez for more

Somebody get me hipπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’¦ TAG SOMEONE WHO WOULD DRINK THIS πŸ˜‹β€ΌοΈ - follow @hollywoodrez for more

maids: In case you're having a rough day DrSmashlove Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Shit feel good for 11 seconds, then u dry again. It's like catfish lotion - just when u think u nice and creamy it's like "nah bish, YOU THOUGHT. Squeeze another lil ass bottle of lotion on u, see if that'll do it ☺️." See, hell nah. If I ran a hotel, everybody get a big ass bar of Dove extra moisturizing soap, and a tub of cocoa butter. Not a bottle, a tub. Crack the seal on dat bish, dip your hand in it, and slather yourself silly. Or for $20 extra, a Filipino maid (who's not ugly but she's not cute either like she's 51 years old and u can see she use to be cute but the stress of having four kids and 11 grandkids done wore on her) will pop up and slather u down with cocoa butter skrate down to betwixt the butt cheeks and then enrobe u in a silk bathrobe so u feel soft, sexy and special AF. And then u just like "Thank you Analyn, that non-sexual lotion rub-down was incredible. I know this service at Chateau du Smash costs 20 bucks but here's 50. Or as y'all say in the Philippines, 'Pippty' ☺️." RITZ CARLTON I'M COMING FOR YALL - KEEP FUCKING AROUND AND NOT MAKING ME FEEL SOFT AND SENSUAL AND IMMA OPEN MY OWN HOTEL CHAIN. I ALREADY NAMED IT. YA CLOCK IS TICKING. FIX DIS SHIT. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor's Note: A Filipino follower (justifiably) asked if I have something against Filipinos. Let me say this πŸ’― percent straight up: I love Filipinos with all my heart. I grew up with some Filipinos homies and feel like they blood. I honestly try to keep it light hearted but I could see how it might look like I'm singling them out. Please forgive me! I love all people and I will make sure to portray Filipinos in a more positive light in the future. Bless up! ❀]
maids: In case you're having a rough day
 DrSmashlove
Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Shit feel good for 11 seconds, then u dry again. It's like catfish lotion - just when u think u nice and creamy it's like "nah bish, YOU THOUGHT. Squeeze another lil ass bottle of lotion on u, see if that'll do it ☺️." See, hell nah. If I ran a hotel, everybody get a big ass bar of Dove extra moisturizing soap, and a tub of cocoa butter. Not a bottle, a tub. Crack the seal on dat bish, dip your hand in it, and slather yourself silly. Or for $20 extra, a Filipino maid (who's not ugly but she's not cute either like she's 51 years old and u can see she use to be cute but the stress of having four kids and 11 grandkids done wore on her) will pop up and slather u down with cocoa butter skrate down to betwixt the butt cheeks and then enrobe u in a silk bathrobe so u feel soft, sexy and special AF. And then u just like "Thank you Analyn, that non-sexual lotion rub-down was incredible. I know this service at Chateau du Smash costs 20 bucks but here's 50. Or as y'all say in the Philippines, 'Pippty' ☺️." RITZ CARLTON I'M COMING FOR YALL - KEEP FUCKING AROUND AND NOT MAKING ME FEEL SOFT AND SENSUAL AND IMMA OPEN MY OWN HOTEL CHAIN. I ALREADY NAMED IT. YA CLOCK IS TICKING. FIX DIS SHIT. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor's Note: A Filipino follower (justifiably) asked if I have something against Filipinos. Let me say this πŸ’― percent straight up: I love Filipinos with all my heart. I grew up with some Filipinos homies and feel like they blood. I honestly try to keep it light hearted but I could see how it might look like I'm singling them out. Please forgive me! I love all people and I will make sure to portray Filipinos in a more positive light in the future. Bless up! ❀]

Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u?...

maids: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of <p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>
maids: Secret Confessions of the
 Working Class
 OTARGET
 I don't know how true it is for the
 other stores but at my Target the
 door alarm is always going off for
 various reasons (most of the time
 when we are pushing carts in), and
 we've come to ignore it and dont
 even look if it goes off
 BED BATH&
 BEYOND
 Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired
 coupons don't throw them away. They
 also accept competitor coupons for
 specific items. And you can return
 ANYTHING without a receipt even if you
 did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only
 get a store credit.)
 DS
 If you ship something that has to be
 delivered at a certain time of day (for
 instance, next day air usually needs to
 be there by 10:30) check the delivery
 time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes
 late or later, you get your money
 back. So a 10:45 delivery is
 considered refundable
 Abercrombie
 & Fitch
 While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with
 spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne)
 built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the
 employees are required to walk around at hour
 intervals and liberally spray every
 product and
 surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location
 that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the
 spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs
 throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be
 assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius.
 I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my
 orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each
 employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make
 sure they can help the guests feel like their stay
 would be memorable. There was a story about a guest
 who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they
 had seen it or one of the maids took it and
 complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy
 from the front desk went out and purchased the guest
 a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The
 guest was extra happy and is now returning to the
 same property every year
 You don't need to have a Sam's Club
 membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the
 door person you are there to buy booze and
 they won't need to see your membership
 card. You can also grab a few of the free
 food samples as you walk through the store
 if your conscience allows it.
 FedEx
 The people who actually handle your packages are
 more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you
 packages says fragile or has special instructions.
 Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so
 much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on
 it to make it fit in the trailer.
 UNITED STATES
 POSTAL SERVICE
 As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of
 the clerks and carriers in my office handle
 packages marked as fragile very carefully
 because we are so concerned about keeping
 customers. Plus they pay us well enough
 that we actually do care about our jobs and
 tanera
 Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All
 soups and pastas come in frozen bags
 reheated for the customer. Pastries and
 breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap
 on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all
 fast-food quality food, but with a good
 ear ee World
 Overnight cast member here. Please
 leave your cremated loved ones at
 home. Stop dumping them in Haunted
 Mansion. They just get vacuumed up
 and disposed of
<p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>

<p>Some Confessions Of The Working Class.</p>