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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class
Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the
 Working Class
 OTARGET
 I don't know how true it is for the
 other stores but at my Target the
 door alarm is always going off for
 various reasons (most of the time
 when we are pushing carts in), and
 we've come to ignore it and dont
 even look if it goes off
 BED BATH&
 BEYOND
 Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired
 coupons don't throw them away. They
 also accept competitor coupons for
 specific items. And you can return
 ANYTHING without a receipt even if you
 did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only
 get a store credit.)
 DS
 If you ship something that has to be
 delivered at a certain time of day (for
 instance, next day air usually needs to
 be there by 10:30) check the delivery
 time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes
 late or later, you get your money
 back. So a 10:45 delivery is
 considered refundable
 Abercrombie
 & Fitch
 While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with
 spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne)
 built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the
 employees are required to walk around at hour
 intervals and liberally spray every
 product and
 surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location
 that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the
 spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs
 throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be
 assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius.
 I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my
 orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each
 employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make
 sure they can help the guests feel like their stay
 would be memorable. There was a story about a guest
 who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they
 had seen it or one of the maids took it and
 complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy
 from the front desk went out and purchased the guest
 a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The
 guest was extra happy and is now returning to the
 same property every year
 You don't need to have a Sam's Club
 membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the
 door person you are there to buy booze and
 they won't need to see your membership
 card. You can also grab a few of the free
 food samples as you walk through the store
 if your conscience allows it.
 FedEx
 The people who actually handle your packages are
 more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you
 packages says fragile or has special instructions.
 Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so
 much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on
 it to make it fit in the trailer.
 UNITED STATES
 POSTAL SERVICE
 As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of
 the clerks and carriers in my office handle
 packages marked as fragile very carefully
 because we are so concerned about keeping
 customers. Plus they pay us well enough
 that we actually do care about our jobs and
 tanera
 Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All
 soups and pastas come in frozen bags
 reheated for the customer. Pastries and
 breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap
 on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all
 fast-food quality food, but with a good
 ear ee World
 Overnight cast member here. Please
 leave your cremated loved ones at
 home. Stop dumping them in Haunted
 Mansion. They just get vacuumed up
 and disposed of
srsfunny:

Some Confessions Of The Working Class

srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class

Advice, Bad, and Beautiful: ORD OF THE RINGS RANDOM FACTS thar eveRy Fan should kou AKT 2) The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north). The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular The oldest known was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the Undying Lands he was 13a years old Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy and Bibe does so in Hobbit trilogy. to be as beautiful as the fairest maid to ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal man, choosing death in oeder to be with them. Arwen, Elrond has Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian, was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her Earth forever No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the war for Middle Earth was about te begin Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It among the blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find the young" and "slipped through windows to find cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children and babies when be could find them. When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad and ugy. That's not true There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived within the berders of oGondor. These were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil, hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim to arrive on time through the woods Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you FOR youR atcencion. Sorry, just ran out of potatoes Here's a jicama for the long post LOTR Random Facts #2
Advice, Bad, and Beautiful: ORD OF THE RINGS
 RANDOM FACTS
 thar
 eveRy Fan should kou
 AKT 2)
 The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They
 appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing
 unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they
 settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of
 Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north).
 The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular
 The oldest known
 was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived
 the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the
 Undying Lands he was 13a years old
 Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a
 very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this
 s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores
 n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy
 and Bibe does so in
 Hobbit trilogy.
 to be as beautiful
 as the fairest maid to
 ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many
 similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that
 both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal
 man, choosing death in oeder to be with them.
 Arwen, Elrond has
 Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North
 and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian,
 was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her
 Earth forever
 No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair
 celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde
 due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he
 could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him
 The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his
 brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after
 Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o
 Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy
 which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan
 in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the
 war for Middle Earth was about te begin
 Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It
 among the
 blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find
 the young" and "slipped through windows to find
 cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children
 and babies when be could find them.
 When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien
 Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen
 n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora
 single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut
 three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa
 deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that
 she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of
 all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always
 Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the
 ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad
 and ugy. That's not true
 There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived
 within the berders of
 oGondor. These
 were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves
 other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil,
 hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome
 of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim
 to arrive on time through the woods
 Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you
 FOR
 youR atcencion.
 Sorry, just ran out of potatoes
 Here's a jicama for the long post
LOTR Random Facts #2

LOTR Random Facts #2

Ass, Chill, and Dude: spring-day6: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness.  Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read. @dn-a @lesbianblossomjimin @flowerboyjjk @jinglehoonie @blushingkunoichi @connie-the-marshmellow @confessionsofashyfangirl @delicatelykeenbouquet @fooderaser
Ass, Chill, and Dude: spring-day6:

lyrica-in-nerdvana:

daysofstorm:

pilgrim-soulinyou:

jeremyyyallan:

fagraklett:

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.


get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0


This is one of the best things I have ever read.


@dn-a @lesbianblossomjimin @flowerboyjjk @jinglehoonie @blushingkunoichi @connie-the-marshmellow @confessionsofashyfangirl @delicatelykeenbouquet @fooderaser

spring-day6: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love wi...