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Albert Einstein, Einstein, and Insanity: Albert Einstein: Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results Machine learning: Insanity

Albert Einstein, Einstein, and Insanity: Albert Einstein: Insanity Is Doing
the Same Thing Over and Over Again
and Expecting Different Results
Machine learning:
Insanity

Albert Einstein, Einstein, and Insanity: Albert Einstein: Insanity Is Doing
the Same Thing Over and Over Again
and Expecting Different Results
Machine learning:
Insanity

Insanity

Trash, Devil, and Georgia: The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover 6.1M views 260K Download 1.7K Share Save abso 260K 1.7K Why are you gay? Yep

Trash, Devil, and Georgia: The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash
Washing Machine Cover
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Yep

Trash, Devil, and Georgia: The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash
Washing Machine Cover
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Hello, Machine Learning, and Name: "We used machine learning algorithms to greet the user with a personalized message input() print ("Hello " + name) name 11 pi Ouehane Hub y22d P $1.0 ML now a days

Hello, Machine Learning, and Name: "We used machine learning
algorithms to greet the user
with a personalized message
input()
print ("Hello " + name)
name
11
pi
Ouehane Hub y22d
P
$1.0
ML now a days

Hello, Machine Learning, and Name: "We used machine learning
algorithms to greet the user
with a personalized message
input()
print ("Hello " + name)
name
11
pi
Ouehane Hub y22d
P
$1.0
ML now a days

ML now a days

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND BANK BANK ATM MACHINE ATM MACHINE PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM BAN K ATMNESS UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER AND I CAN GET YOU SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN? Of ACCOUNT BALANCE -$2.69 YES PLEASE lol you're broke, boi ATM MACH 2019 PORTUGUESEGEESE ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

ATM Machine

Mathematics, Back, and Machine Learning: Me Machine Learning a/coderhumor Mathematics only thing holding me back

Mathematics, Back, and Machine Learning: Me
Machine
Learning
a/coderhumor
Mathematics
only thing holding me back

Mathematics, Back, and Machine Learning: Me
Machine
Learning
a/coderhumor
Mathematics
only thing holding me back

only thing holding me back

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND BANK BANK ATM MACHINE ATM MACHINE PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM BAN K ATMNESS UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER AND I CAN GET YOU SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN? Of ACCOUNT BALANCE -$2.69 YES PLEASE lol you're broke, boi ATM MACH 2019 PORTUGUESEGEESE ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND BANK BANK ATM MACHINE ATM MACHINE PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM BAN K ATMNESS UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER AND I CAN GET YOU SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN? Of ACCOUNT BALANCE -$2.69 YES PLEASE lol you're broke, boi ATM MACH 2019 PORTUGUESEGEESE ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

Come Over, Lol, and Money: ALRIGHT BUCKO, JUST GINE ME
ALL YOUR MONEY AND
BANK
BANK
ATM
MACHINE
ATM
MACHINE
PORTUGUESE GEESE.COM
BAN K
ATMNESS
UH, HEY MAN. WANNA COME OVER
AND I CAN GET YOU SOME
CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHIN?
Of
ACCOUNT
BALANCE
-$2.69
YES
PLEASE
lol you're broke, boi
ATM
MACH
2019
PORTUGUESEGEESE
ATM Machine

ATM Machine

Gif, Uno, and Today: NLTE 7:28 zoë Today 5:10 PM You now have to do the pickup line. Today 5:45 PM did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? cuz you're a snack ;) Type a message... GIF O Who would’ve guessed uno is the answer.

Gif, Uno, and Today: NLTE
7:28
zoë
Today 5:10 PM
You now have to do the pickup line.
Today 5:45 PM
did it hurt when you fell out of the
vending machine?
cuz you're a snack ;)
Type a message...
GIF
O
Who would’ve guessed uno is the answer.

Gif, Uno, and Today: NLTE
7:28
zoë
Today 5:10 PM
You now have to do the pickup line.
Today 5:45 PM
did it hurt when you fell out of the
vending machine?
cuz you're a snack ;)
Type a message...
GIF
O
Who would’ve guessed uno is the answer.

Who would’ve guessed uno is the answer.

Target, Tumblr, and Best: Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail? We have no time for your proverbs, uncle. It's no proverb. A the-shipping-machine: animatedwisdom: Bonus: He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

Target, Tumblr, and Best: Are you so busy fighting

you cannot see your own ship

has set sail?

We have no time for
your proverbs, uncle.

It's no proverb.
A
the-shipping-machine:
animatedwisdom:

Bonus:

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

Target, Tumblr, and Best: Are you so busy fighting

you cannot see your own ship

has set sail?

We have no time for
your proverbs, uncle.

It's no proverb.
A
the-shipping-machine:
animatedwisdom:

Bonus:

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

the-shipping-machine: animatedwisdom: Bonus: He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

Comfortable, Gym, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH? 0 AeSTEAS Jim’s Gym

Comfortable, Gym, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE
YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?
0
AeSTEAS
Jim’s Gym

Comfortable, Gym, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE
YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?
0
AeSTEAS
Jim’s Gym

Jim’s Gym

Internet, Break, and Firefox: Dark Night Mode by Dark Night Mode It is a universal night mode for the entire Internet. It uses a special algorithm to automatically change the colors of the websites you visit Into dark mode so that you can browse without straining your eyes, especially at night. + Add to Firefox "#ffffff"){ if (background background="#000000"; }else break; } == A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning.

Internet, Break, and Firefox: Dark Night Mode
by Dark Night Mode
It is a universal night mode for the entire Internet. It uses a special
algorithm to automatically change the colors of the websites you
visit Into dark mode so that you can browse without straining your
eyes, especially at night.
+ Add to Firefox
"#ffffff"){
if (background
background="#000000";
}else
break;
}
==
A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning.

Internet, Break, and Firefox: Dark Night Mode
by Dark Night Mode
It is a universal night mode for the entire Internet. It uses a special
algorithm to automatically change the colors of the websites you
visit Into dark mode so that you can browse without straining your
eyes, especially at night.
+ Add to Firefox
"#ffffff"){
if (background
background="#000000";
}else
break;
}
==
A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning.

A special Algorithm, that was made with machine learning.

Work, How, and Why: Six Stages of Debugging 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6.How did that ever work? And then we do it all over again

Work, How, and Why: Six Stages of Debugging
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6.How did that ever work?
And then we do it all over again

Work, How, and Why: Six Stages of Debugging
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6.How did that ever work?
And then we do it all over again

And then we do it all over again

Life, Soda, and Best: S 4 Awards working retail and one of the old ladies who used to come in and look at the TVs in my department while they waited for it to be time for the bus back to their independent living facility came over all faint. She asked if I had anything sweet she could have. I got a Coke from the I was drinks machine in the breakroom and she drank it slowly, holding onto my arm. My manager had called her an ambulance and they loaded her up and took her away. just the thing for her and slapped me on the back. I still remember her little wave as she left. She lived. I Diabetic. The EMT said the Coke was didn't save her life or anything, but that dollar made the difference between her getting into the ambulance conscious and with dignity, vs. unconscious and sick. She said later when I visited her at the hospital that she might have had to move from independent to assisted living without it. So that was a good dollar. Best soda I never drank. from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

Life, Soda, and Best: S 4 Awards
working retail and one of the old ladies who
used to come in and look at the TVs in my
department while they waited for it to be time for
the bus back to their independent living facility
came over all faint. She asked if I had anything
sweet she could have. I got a Coke from the
I was
drinks machine in the breakroom and she drank it
slowly, holding onto my arm. My manager had
called her an ambulance and they loaded her up
and took her away.
just the
thing for her and slapped me on the back. I still
remember her little wave as she left. She lived. I
Diabetic. The EMT said the Coke was
didn't save her life or anything, but that dollar
made the difference between her getting into the
ambulance conscious and with dignity, vs.
unconscious and sick. She said later when I
visited her at the hospital that she might have
had to move from independent to assisted living
without it.
So that was a good dollar. Best soda I never
drank.
from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

Life, Soda, and Best: S 4 Awards
working retail and one of the old ladies who
used to come in and look at the TVs in my
department while they waited for it to be time for
the bus back to their independent living facility
came over all faint. She asked if I had anything
sweet she could have. I got a Coke from the
I was
drinks machine in the breakroom and she drank it
slowly, holding onto my arm. My manager had
called her an ambulance and they loaded her up
and took her away.
just the
thing for her and slapped me on the back. I still
remember her little wave as she left. She lived. I
Diabetic. The EMT said the Coke was
didn't save her life or anything, but that dollar
made the difference between her getting into the
ambulance conscious and with dignity, vs.
unconscious and sick. She said later when I
visited her at the hospital that she might have
had to move from independent to assisted living
without it.
So that was a good dollar. Best soda I never
drank.
from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

You, Machine, and Hold: YOU MUST HOLD THE MACHINE AT MORE OF AN ANGLE! 111 222 That’s perfect…

You, Machine, and Hold: YOU MUST HOLD THE MACHINE AT MORE
OF AN ANGLE!
111
222
That’s perfect…

You, Machine, and Hold: YOU MUST HOLD THE MACHINE AT MORE
OF AN ANGLE!
111
222
That’s perfect…

That’s perfect…

Life, Dreams, and Job: When you complete an online course on machine learning and realise it won't be enough for you to get a job in the field You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words Story of my Life

Life, Dreams, and Job: When you complete an online course on machine learning
and realise it won't be enough for you to get a job in the field
You have stolen my dreams and my
childhood with your empty words
Story of my Life

Life, Dreams, and Job: When you complete an online course on machine learning
and realise it won't be enough for you to get a job in the field
You have stolen my dreams and my
childhood with your empty words
Story of my Life

Story of my Life

Irl, Me IRL, and Pid: pid Somebody put quarters in the vending machine? Because your snack is here Me_irl

Irl, Me IRL, and Pid: pid Somebody
put quarters in
the vending
machine?
Because
your snack
is here
Me_irl

Irl, Me IRL, and Pid: pid Somebody
put quarters in
the vending
machine?
Because
your snack
is here
Me_irl

Me_irl

Hello, How To, and Time: When you finally figure out how to print "hello world" in assembly IAM THE MACHINE T This took some time, enjoy!

Hello, How To, and Time: When you finally figure out
how to print "hello world"
in assembly
IAM THE
MACHINE
T
This took some time, enjoy!

Hello, How To, and Time: When you finally figure out
how to print "hello world"
in assembly
IAM THE
MACHINE
T
This took some time, enjoy!

This took some time, enjoy!

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: wooo! ITS FRIDAY! You EXCITED! ANY EXCITEMENT FOR 'FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT YOU'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE To THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT WE CALL 'THE WEEK FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG THE MACHINE SILENTLY OPPRESSINS YOU You'RE JUST A HAMSTER ON A WHEEL LINDA, Too EXCITED BY 'FRIDAY TO NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE. THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU STEVE

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: wooo! ITS FRIDAY!
You EXCITED!
ANY EXCITEMENT FOR
'FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT
YOU'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE
To THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
WE CALL 'THE WEEK
FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A
FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO
DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG
THE MACHINE SILENTLY
OPPRESSINS YOU
You'RE JUST A HAMSTER
ON A WHEEL LINDA, Too
EXCITED BY 'FRIDAY TO
NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE.
THIS IS WHY NOBODY
LIKES YOU STEVE

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: wooo! ITS FRIDAY!
You EXCITED!
ANY EXCITEMENT FOR
'FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT
YOU'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE
To THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
WE CALL 'THE WEEK
FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A
FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO
DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG
THE MACHINE SILENTLY
OPPRESSINS YOU
You'RE JUST A HAMSTER
ON A WHEEL LINDA, Too
EXCITED BY 'FRIDAY TO
NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE.
THIS IS WHY NOBODY
LIKES YOU STEVE

Blue, Magic, and You: Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough *Magic blue smoke appears*

Blue, Magic, and You: Every machine is a smoke machine
if you operate it wrong enough
*Magic blue smoke appears*

Blue, Magic, and You: Every machine is a smoke machine
if you operate it wrong enough
*Magic blue smoke appears*

*Magic blue smoke appears*

Hello, Mars, and Old: 6 year old me looking in the vending machine after my mom told me I can buy whatever I want u/MikeKalav Hello , Mars bar .

Hello, Mars, and Old: 6 year old me looking in the
vending machine after my mom told
me I can buy whatever I want
u/MikeKalav
Hello , Mars bar .

Hello, Mars, and Old: 6 year old me looking in the
vending machine after my mom told
me I can buy whatever I want
u/MikeKalav
Hello , Mars bar .

Hello , Mars bar .

Comfortable, MeIRL, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH? o 0 0 0 AeSTEASS meirl

Comfortable, MeIRL, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE
YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?
o 0
0 0
AeSTEASS
meirl

Comfortable, MeIRL, and You: WHICH MACHINE ARE
YOU COMFORTABLE WITH?
o 0
0 0
AeSTEASS
meirl

meirl

Machine Gun Kelly, Pro, and Machine Gun: YOU'VE HEARD OF MACHINE GUN KELLY. NOW GET READY FOR teri 054-0171-4 GLUE GUN STANLEY 39.99 ST EY Reg. 4999 345 End Nov 08/18 DUALIVIELT PRO Glue Gun mematic.net Glue Gun Stanley

Machine Gun Kelly, Pro, and Machine Gun: YOU'VE HEARD OF MACHINE
GUN KELLY. NOW GET READY
FOR
teri
054-0171-4
GLUE GUN
STANLEY
39.99
ST
EY
Reg. 4999
345 End Nov 08/18
DUALIVIELT PRO
Glue Gun
mematic.net
Glue Gun Stanley

Machine Gun Kelly, Pro, and Machine Gun: YOU'VE HEARD OF MACHINE
GUN KELLY. NOW GET READY
FOR
teri
054-0171-4
GLUE GUN
STANLEY
39.99
ST
EY
Reg. 4999
345 End Nov 08/18
DUALIVIELT PRO
Glue Gun
mematic.net
Glue Gun Stanley

Glue Gun Stanley

Game, Search, and Machine Learning: Data Flair When Machine Learning algorithm learns to search Stack overflow it's all over That's End game That’s the End Game.

Game, Search, and Machine Learning: Data
Flair
When Machine Learning algorithm
learns to search Stack overflow
it's all over
That's End game
That’s the End Game.

Game, Search, and Machine Learning: Data
Flair
When Machine Learning algorithm
learns to search Stack overflow
it's all over
That's End game
That’s the End Game.

That’s the End Game.

Books, Free, and Coursera: Siraj Raval 200$ Machine learning course DEEP LEARNING Free courses and books COursera Always choose your ressources carefully

Books, Free, and Coursera: Siraj Raval
200$
Machine learning course
DEEP LEARNING
Free courses and books
COursera
Always choose your ressources carefully

Books, Free, and Coursera: Siraj Raval
200$
Machine learning course
DEEP LEARNING
Free courses and books
COursera
Always choose your ressources carefully

Always choose your ressources carefully

Russian, One, and Machine: No one: Russian vending machines: pines Автомат сдачу не выдает Machine does not surrender IN KTHBA Wnd aod o ith WScor no passaran

Russian, One, and Machine: No one:
Russian vending machines:
pines
Автомат сдачу не выдает
Machine does not surrender
IN
KTHBA Wnd
aod o ith
WScor
no passaran

Russian, One, and Machine: No one:
Russian vending machines:
pines
Автомат сдачу не выдает
Machine does not surrender
IN
KTHBA Wnd
aod o ith
WScor
no passaran

no passaran

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dipreet ingn 2hd Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Oberoi... 19h Edited Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised Machine learning9... see more I ordered a stool and Amazon said "Customers who bought this item also bought" Orient Electric Apex-FX 1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown) 099 1,389.00 prime Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness with 10meter Natural Hemp Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope 165.00 Just what I need

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dipreet ingn 2hd
Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Oberoi...
19h Edited
Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised
Machine learning9... see more
I ordered a stool and Amazon
said
"Customers who bought this item
also bought"
Orient Electric Apex-FX
1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown)
099
1,389.00 prime
Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness
with 10meter Natural Hemp
Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope
165.00
Just what I need

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dipreet ingn 2hd
Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Oberoi...
19h Edited
Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised
Machine learning9... see more
I ordered a stool and Amazon
said
"Customers who bought this item
also bought"
Orient Electric Apex-FX
1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown)
099
1,389.00 prime
Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness
with 10meter Natural Hemp
Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope
165.00
Just what I need

Just what I need

Life, McDonalds, and News: McDonald's is offering customers the chance to win free ice cream for life fox5dc.com/news/267248270.. MM Abdinoor2 @Abdinoorx2 *wins* *goes to pick it up* "Ice cream machine broke"

Life, McDonalds, and News: McDonald's is offering customers
the chance to win free ice cream for
life fox5dc.com/news/267248270..
MM
Abdinoor2
@Abdinoorx2
*wins*
*goes to pick it up*
"Ice cream machine broke"

Life, McDonalds, and News: McDonald's is offering customers
the chance to win free ice cream for
life fox5dc.com/news/267248270..
MM
Abdinoor2
@Abdinoorx2
*wins*
*goes to pick it up*
"Ice cream machine broke"

Run, Uber, and Business: Student run startups I'm an entrepreneur and I handle the business side. Want to join my startup? We need top of the ine programmers. We can't compensate you but can give you shares of the company "The company uses blockchain to decentralize big data so machine learning programs can use cyptos to create a gig economy for diversity and social justice. We're basically the Uber of venture capital" Why is this sooo familiar?

Run, Uber, and Business: Student run startups
I'm an entrepreneur and I
handle the business side.
Want to join my startup?
We need top of the
ine programmers.
We can't
compensate you but
can give you shares
of the company
"The company uses blockchain
to decentralize big data so
machine learning programs can
use cyptos to create a gig
economy for diversity and
social justice. We're basically
the Uber of venture capital"
Why is this sooo familiar?

Run, Uber, and Business: Student run startups
I'm an entrepreneur and I
handle the business side.
Want to join my startup?
We need top of the
ine programmers.
We can't
compensate you but
can give you shares
of the company
"The company uses blockchain
to decentralize big data so
machine learning programs can
use cyptos to create a gig
economy for diversity and
social justice. We're basically
the Uber of venture capital"
Why is this sooo familiar?

Why is this sooo familiar?

Zero, Help, and Old: 12-year-old Pune Boy Designs Machine That Does Nothing 8 months ago by Fauxy OD f 12-year-old Pune-based boy Mohan designed a machine called 'Zero' that will help in doing nothing. me_irl

Zero, Help, and Old: 12-year-old Pune Boy
Designs Machine That
Does Nothing
8 months ago
by Fauxy
OD
f
12-year-old Pune-based boy Mohan
designed a machine called 'Zero' that
will help in doing nothing.
me_irl

Zero, Help, and Old: 12-year-old Pune Boy
Designs Machine That
Does Nothing
8 months ago
by Fauxy
OD
f
12-year-old Pune-based boy Mohan
designed a machine called 'Zero' that
will help in doing nothing.
me_irl

me_irl

Bleach, Science, and Test: I Drink Bleach To Scientifically Test If I Am A Washing Machine 70 views Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of.science? So wise

Bleach, Science, and Test: I Drink Bleach To Scientifically Test If I
Am A Washing Machine
70 views
Who are you, who are so wise
in the ways of.science?
So wise

Bleach, Science, and Test: I Drink Bleach To Scientifically Test If I
Am A Washing Machine
70 views
Who are you, who are so wise
in the ways of.science?
So wise

So wise

God, Hello, and Meme: nunyabizni Hello let my people go? Freedom machine broke EL DORADO GOLDPOSTING Understandable have a nice plague libertarirynn This is, on more than one level, a God tier meme.

God, Hello, and Meme: nunyabizni
Hello let my people go?
Freedom machine broke
EL DORADO
GOLDPOSTING
Understandable have a nice plague
libertarirynn
This is, on more than one level, a God tier meme.

God, Hello, and Meme: nunyabizni
Hello let my people go?
Freedom machine broke
EL DORADO
GOLDPOSTING
Understandable have a nice plague
libertarirynn
This is, on more than one level, a God tier meme.

Work, Light, and Inside: The light inside has broken but I still work Me too vending machine,

Work, Light, and Inside: The light inside has broken but I still work
Me too vending machine,

Work, Light, and Inside: The light inside has broken but I still work
Me too vending machine,

Clothes, Boots, and Hitler: OUR TIME MACHINE iS COMPLETE! Now WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HITLER TIME MACHINE I HAVE A BETTER IDEA... 1995 Personal Home Page @TOONHOLEJOHN TOONHOLE.COM off I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Clothes, Boots, and Hitler: OUR TIME MACHINE iS
COMPLETE! Now WE CAN GO
BACK IN TIME AND KILL HITLER
TIME MACHINE
I HAVE A
BETTER IDEA...
1995
Personal
Home
Page
@TOONHOLEJOHN
TOONHOLE.COM
off
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Clothes, Boots, and Hitler: OUR TIME MACHINE iS
COMPLETE! Now WE CAN GO
BACK IN TIME AND KILL HITLER
TIME MACHINE
I HAVE A
BETTER IDEA...
1995
Personal
Home
Page
@TOONHOLEJOHN
TOONHOLE.COM
off
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Drinking, Head, and Trash: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns through 269,230 barrels of oil a day. Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is.. Show this thread ti 1.7K 16 5.3K Sam Adler-Bell Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know. @SamAdlerBell 14h ti 2 1 57 Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell 14h anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US politician gives up) 2 t 24 139 Sam Adler-Bell Follow @SamAdlerBell My mother will *agonize for entire days* if she is forced to throw a plastic container in the trash; the U.S. military lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel every Tuesday. 7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019 25 Retweets 173 Likes 2 ti25 173 Σ

Drinking, Head, and Trash: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h
I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns
through 269,230 barrels of oil a day.
Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger
The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the
war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is..
Show this thread
ti 1.7K
16
5.3K
Sam Adler-Bell
Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know.
@SamAdlerBell 14h
ti 2
1
57
Sam Adler-Bell
@SamAdlerBell 14h
anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you
hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US
politician gives up)
2 t 24
139
Sam Adler-Bell
Follow
@SamAdlerBell
My mother will *agonize for entire days*
if she is forced to throw a plastic
container in the trash; the U.S. military
lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel
every Tuesday.
7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019
25 Retweets
173 Likes
2
ti25
173
Σ

Drinking, Head, and Trash: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h
I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns
through 269,230 barrels of oil a day.
Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger
The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the
war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is..
Show this thread
ti 1.7K
16
5.3K
Sam Adler-Bell
Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know.
@SamAdlerBell 14h
ti 2
1
57
Sam Adler-Bell
@SamAdlerBell 14h
anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you
hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US
politician gives up)
2 t 24
139
Sam Adler-Bell
Follow
@SamAdlerBell
My mother will *agonize for entire days*
if she is forced to throw a plastic
container in the trash; the U.S. military
lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel
every Tuesday.
7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019
25 Retweets
173 Likes
2
ti25
173
Σ

Bad, College, and Gym: one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, "This is why we use our walking feet." we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, "yeah, okay, i should've done that." gin-and-eschatonic I've spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like "behind" and "coming around" as I maneuver through spaces and around people. Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I'm a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions. Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a "coming with a knife" while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining. Imgur Post - Imgur

Bad, College, and Gym: one time, since I used to work as a daycare
teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college
campus in my gym, and someone was running
in the weight room and tripped over a machine
and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just
stared and said, "This is why we use our
walking feet."
we both sat there for a while until the guy
nodded and said, "yeah, okay, i should've done
that."
gin-and-eschatonic
I've spent a good chunk of time working in
kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like
"behind" and "coming around" as I maneuver
through spaces and around people.
Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I'm a big
guy and can come across as imposing pretty
easily. The position calls can help defuse that,
and also help avoid collisions.
Less good is the time my brain was half
functional and I let slip a "coming with a knife"
while grocery shopping. THAT took some
explaining.
Imgur Post - Imgur

Bad, College, and Gym: one time, since I used to work as a daycare
teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college
campus in my gym, and someone was running
in the weight room and tripped over a machine
and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just
stared and said, "This is why we use our
walking feet."
we both sat there for a while until the guy
nodded and said, "yeah, okay, i should've done
that."
gin-and-eschatonic
I've spent a good chunk of time working in
kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like
"behind" and "coming around" as I maneuver
through spaces and around people.
Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I'm a big
guy and can come across as imposing pretty
easily. The position calls can help defuse that,
and also help avoid collisions.
Less good is the time my brain was half
functional and I let slip a "coming with a knife"
while grocery shopping. THAT took some
explaining.
Imgur Post - Imgur

Imgur Post - Imgur

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: woo0 ITS FRIDAY! You EXCITED?! ANY EXCITEMENT FOR FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT You'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE TO THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT WE CALL THE WEEK FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG THE MACHINE SILENTLY OPPRESSING YOU You'RE JUST A HAMSTER ON A WHEEL LINDA, TDO EXCITED BY FRIDAY TO NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU STEVE Oh, Steve.

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: woo0 ITS FRIDAY!
You EXCITED?!
ANY EXCITEMENT FOR
FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT
You'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE
TO THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
WE CALL THE WEEK
FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A
FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO
DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG
THE MACHINE SILENTLY
OPPRESSING YOU
You'RE JUST A HAMSTER
ON A WHEEL LINDA, TDO
EXCITED BY FRIDAY TO
NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE
THIS IS WHY NOBODY
LIKES YOU STEVE
Oh, Steve.

Friday, It's Friday, and Hamster: woo0 ITS FRIDAY!
You EXCITED?!
ANY EXCITEMENT FOR
FRIDAY ONLY PROVES THAT
You'RE AN UNWITTING SLAVE
TO THIS SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
WE CALL THE WEEK
FRIDAY IS NOTHING BUT A
FALSE HOPE, DESIGNED TO
DISTRACT YOu FROM NOTIUNG
THE MACHINE SILENTLY
OPPRESSING YOU
You'RE JUST A HAMSTER
ON A WHEEL LINDA, TDO
EXCITED BY FRIDAY TO
NOTICE YOU'RE IN A CAGE
THIS IS WHY NOBODY
LIKES YOU STEVE
Oh, Steve.

Oh, Steve.

Test, Yes, and Working: h 12 Yes, Done compiling now... It's done, need Just a small to test & deploy! bug will fix it! 12 12 12 The customer says it's not It's done! need It's done! I think the file is corrupted! working... to configure... But, it works on my machine Works on my machine

Test, Yes, and Working: h
12
Yes,
Done compiling now...
It's done, need
Just a small
to test & deploy!
bug will fix it!
12
12
12
The customer
says it's not
It's done! need
It's done! I think
the file is corrupted!
working...
to configure...
But, it works
on my machine
Works on my machine

Test, Yes, and Working: h
12
Yes,
Done compiling now...
It's done, need
Just a small
to test & deploy!
bug will fix it!
12
12
12
The customer
says it's not
It's done! need
It's done! I think
the file is corrupted!
working...
to configure...
But, it works
on my machine
Works on my machine

Works on my machine

Dancing, Funny, and Meme: supremesaudi She was poetry, but he couldn't read." i-hold-the-snitch His name was jarred hes nineteen artsekey When his parents built a very strange machine dothepropaganda EEN watch that scene dig in the dancing queen aftermath-meme aaaay macarena pearls-forehead Horrible job everyone 220+ All Time Best Funny Pictures

Dancing, Funny, and Meme: supremesaudi
She was poetry, but he couldn't read."
i-hold-the-snitch
His name was jarred hes nineteen
artsekey
When his parents built a very strange machine
dothepropaganda
EEN
watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
aftermath-meme
aaaay macarena
pearls-forehead
Horrible job everyone
220+ All Time Best Funny Pictures

Dancing, Funny, and Meme: supremesaudi
She was poetry, but he couldn't read."
i-hold-the-snitch
His name was jarred hes nineteen
artsekey
When his parents built a very strange machine
dothepropaganda
EEN
watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
aftermath-meme
aaaay macarena
pearls-forehead
Horrible job everyone
220+ All Time Best Funny Pictures

220+ All Time Best Funny Pictures

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dilpreet Singh 2nd Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Obero.. 19h Edited Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised Machine learning9... see more I ordered a stool and Amazon said: "Customers who bought this item also bought" Orient Electric Apex-FX 1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown) 1,099 1,389.00 prime Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness with 10meter Natural Hemp Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope 165.00 Really a big question!

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dilpreet Singh 2nd
Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Obero..
19h Edited
Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised
Machine learning9... see more
I ordered a stool and Amazon
said:
"Customers who bought this item
also bought"
Orient Electric Apex-FX
1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown)
1,099
1,389.00 prime
Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness
with 10meter Natural Hemp
Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope
165.00
Really a big question!

Amazon, Head, and Apex: Dilpreet Singh 2nd
Head-CRM and Customer Analytics at The Obero..
19h Edited
Should we call it Artificial intelligence or unsupervised
Machine learning9... see more
I ordered a stool and Amazon
said:
"Customers who bought this item
also bought"
Orient Electric Apex-FX
1200mm Ceiling Fan (Brown)
1,099
1,389.00 prime
Crispy Deals 6mm Thickness
with 10meter Natural Hemp
Rope 6mm x 10meter Jute Rope
165.00
Really a big question!

Really a big question!

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: U2 R1 look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat ond bone. How can you chalenge a perfect, immortal mochine? C8 C4 C19E C51 hauntedcephalopod: starshadowx2: Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: U2
R1
look at you, hacker, a
pathetic creature of meat
ond bone. How can you
chalenge a perfect,
immortal mochine?
C8
C4
C19E
C51
hauntedcephalopod:

starshadowx2:
Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: U2
R1
look at you, hacker, a
pathetic creature of meat
ond bone. How can you
chalenge a perfect,
immortal mochine?
C8
C4
C19E
C51
hauntedcephalopod:

starshadowx2:
Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

hauntedcephalopod: starshadowx2: Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machi...

Chef, Sunday, and Gauntlet: [Translating Machine] Muad'Dib. Muad'Dib. MuadDib All New ron Chef Gauntlet Sunday 9/8c

Chef, Sunday, and Gauntlet: [Translating Machine]
Muad'Dib. Muad'Dib. MuadDib
All New
ron Chef Gauntlet
Sunday 9/8c

Chef, Sunday, and Gauntlet: [Translating Machine]
Muad'Dib. Muad'Dib. MuadDib
All New
ron Chef Gauntlet
Sunday 9/8c

Meme, Constitution, and United: "Should the federal governmen-" Ме: TENTH AMENDMENT The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. Meme Against The Machine

Meme, Constitution, and United: "Should the federal governmen-"
Ме:
TENTH
AMENDMENT
The powers not delegated to
the United States by the
Constitution, nor prohibited by
it to the States, are reserved
to the States respectively, or
to the people.
Meme Against
The Machine

Meme, Constitution, and United: "Should the federal governmen-"
Ме:
TENTH
AMENDMENT
The powers not delegated to
the United States by the
Constitution, nor prohibited by
it to the States, are reserved
to the States respectively, or
to the people.
Meme Against
The Machine

Obama, Sorry, and Well Spoken: Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, L b&C selade&more 75 our choice Minut Maid P ELD BUNN Machine broke

Obama, Sorry, and Well Spoken: Roses are red,
Obama is well spoken,
I'm sorry sir,
L
b&C
selade&more
75
our choice
Minut
Maid
P
ELD
BUNN
Machine broke

Obama, Sorry, and Well Spoken: Roses are red,
Obama is well spoken,
I'm sorry sir,
L
b&C
selade&more
75
our choice
Minut
Maid
P
ELD
BUNN
Machine broke

Machine broke

Sex, Mom, and Be Careful: BE CAREFUL, BOYS MOM,I GONNA GO OUT WITH A MALE FRIEND NOWADAYS ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THING... SEX? NO... MACHINE LEARNING Maybe

Sex, Mom, and Be Careful: BE CAREFUL, BOYS
MOM,I GONNA GO OUT
WITH A MALE FRIEND
NOWADAYS ONLY
THINK ABOUT ONE
THING...
SEX?
NO...
MACHINE
LEARNING
Maybe

Sex, Mom, and Be Careful: BE CAREFUL, BOYS
MOM,I GONNA GO OUT
WITH A MALE FRIEND
NOWADAYS ONLY
THINK ABOUT ONE
THING...
SEX?
NO...
MACHINE
LEARNING
Maybe

Maybe

Hello, Love, and Experience: We thought that your experience was better suited for the position Frontend Support Engineer. How Congrats, we have decided to offer you the job. If I remember, you applied for the Machine Learning position right? does that sound?....Hello? Coke Coke I love job offers

Hello, Love, and Experience: We thought that your experience
was better suited for the position
Frontend Support Engineer. How
Congrats, we have decided to offer
you the job. If I remember, you
applied for the Machine Learning
position right?
does that sound?....Hello?
Coke
Coke
I love job offers

Hello, Love, and Experience: We thought that your experience
was better suited for the position
Frontend Support Engineer. How
Congrats, we have decided to offer
you the job. If I remember, you
applied for the Machine Learning
position right?
does that sound?....Hello?
Coke
Coke
I love job offers

I love job offers

Shit, Dick, and Fuck: e 10 51% l TELUS 10:48 M N 2018-03-05 YOU MATCHED I may have a needle dick but I fuck like sewing machine Oh shit

Shit, Dick, and Fuck: e 10 51%
l TELUS
10:48 M
N 2018-03-05
YOU MATCHED
I may have a needle dick but I
fuck like
sewing machine
Oh shit

Shit, Dick, and Fuck: e 10 51%
l TELUS
10:48 M
N 2018-03-05
YOU MATCHED
I may have a needle dick but I
fuck like
sewing machine
Oh shit

Oh shit

Fire, Genius, and Time: British generals when they order their troops to slowly walk towards machine gun fire for the 17th time Sometimes, my genius is...t's almost frightening. They’ll never see it coming!

Fire, Genius, and Time: British generals when they order
their troops to slowly walk towards
machine gun fire for the 17th time
Sometimes, my genius is...t's almost frightening.
They’ll never see it coming!

Fire, Genius, and Time: British generals when they order
their troops to slowly walk towards
machine gun fire for the 17th time
Sometimes, my genius is...t's almost frightening.
They’ll never see it coming!

They’ll never see it coming!

Ass, Funny, and Drive: Guys who drive automatic: my car is automatic Guys who drive manual: I will NEVER drive an AUTOMATIC cuz I'm a REAL DRIVER and I am ONE with my MACHINE after I drive I PUT THE SHIFTER IN MY ASS because me and my MACHINE ARE ONE I drive both, but this is funny.

Ass, Funny, and Drive: Guys who drive automatic: my car is
automatic
Guys who drive manual: I will NEVER
drive an AUTOMATIC cuz I'm a REAL
DRIVER and I am ONE with my
MACHINE after I drive I PUT THE
SHIFTER IN MY ASS because me and
my MACHINE ARE ONE
I drive both, but this is funny.

Ass, Funny, and Drive: Guys who drive automatic: my car is
automatic
Guys who drive manual: I will NEVER
drive an AUTOMATIC cuz I'm a REAL
DRIVER and I am ONE with my
MACHINE after I drive I PUT THE
SHIFTER IN MY ASS because me and
my MACHINE ARE ONE
I drive both, but this is funny.

I drive both, but this is funny.

Tumblr, Blog, and Mean: nilla-beanie nilla-beanie: She’s a green, mean, fighting machine~ 💚✨

Tumblr, Blog, and Mean: nilla-beanie
nilla-beanie:

She’s a green, mean, fighting machine~ 💚✨

Tumblr, Blog, and Mean: nilla-beanie
nilla-beanie:

She’s a green, mean, fighting machine~ 💚✨

nilla-beanie: She’s a green, mean, fighting machine~ 💚✨

Target, Tumblr, and Weed: Christopher Sebela @xtop The smithsonian offers free downloads of 3D scans of objects in their collection and that's why I now have a Lidded Ewer from 1050 BCE to put my weed in. Christopher Sebela @xtop Since people found this overnight, here it is with the lid. mothdogs: hollowedskin: arrghigiveup: arrghigiveup: I need a 3D printer. Edited to include the picture with lid XD Fun fact: many public libraries now have 3D printers that you can pay to use! We charge per gram of filament so something like this would probably be less than $10! Just a thought for anyone who wants 3D printed stuff w/o having to buy a several hundred dollar machine

Target, Tumblr, and Weed: Christopher Sebela
@xtop
The smithsonian offers free
downloads of 3D scans of
objects in their collection and
that's why I now have a Lidded
Ewer from 1050 BCE to put my
weed in.

Christopher Sebela
@xtop
Since people found this
overnight, here it is with the lid.
mothdogs:
hollowedskin:

arrghigiveup:

arrghigiveup:
I need a 3D printer.
Edited to include the picture with lid XD

Fun fact: many public libraries now have 3D printers that you can pay to use! We charge per gram of filament so something like this would probably be less than $10! Just a thought for anyone who wants 3D printed stuff w/o having to buy a several hundred dollar machine

Target, Tumblr, and Weed: Christopher Sebela
@xtop
The smithsonian offers free
downloads of 3D scans of
objects in their collection and
that's why I now have a Lidded
Ewer from 1050 BCE to put my
weed in.

Christopher Sebela
@xtop
Since people found this
overnight, here it is with the lid.
mothdogs:
hollowedskin:

arrghigiveup:

arrghigiveup:
I need a 3D printer.
Edited to include the picture with lid XD

Fun fact: many public libraries now have 3D printers that you can pay to use! We charge per gram of filament so something like this would probably be less than $10! Just a thought for anyone who wants 3D printed stuff w/o having to buy a several hundred dollar machine

mothdogs: hollowedskin: arrghigiveup: arrghigiveup: I need a 3D printer. Edited to include the picture with lid XD Fun fact: many publi...