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Tumblr, Blog, and Fuck: In 1965, a machine was patented to deliver a baby using centrifugal force. The machine would spin you until the baby came out, and it would be caught in a net. excuse me what the fuck awesomesthesia: Wonder why it didn’t catch on.

awesomesthesia: Wonder why it didn’t catch on.

The Real, Russian, and Programmer Humor: Russian_repost_bot • 11h Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob. 1 447 + darthmonks • 10h S 1 Award .dirt { display: none; } 1 715 The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments

$The Real, Russian, and Programmer Humor: Russian_repost_bot • 11h Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob. 1 447 + darthmonks • 10h S 1 Award .dirt { display: none; } 1 715 The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments$

The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments

Wife, Got, and MÃ¸: MA My buddy’s wife got an embroidery machine, this is the first thing he made on it.

My buddy’s wife got an embroidery machine, this is the first thing he made on it.

Wife, Got, and MÃ¸: MA My buddy’s wife got an embroidery machine, this is the first thing he made on it.

My buddy’s wife got an embroidery machine, this is the first thing he made on it.

Fire, Friends, and Parents: Concerned parents: if all your friends jumped into the fire would you follow them? Machine learning algorithm: Yes Si

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Facts, Friends, and Computer: Computer Facts Following @computerfact concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? machine learning algorithm: yes. 12:20 PM - 15 Mar 2018 7,194 Retweets 14,643 Likes 17 7.2K 78 15K Yes

Yes

Soldiers, True, and Tumblr: PATHE kropotkindersurprise: moltherion: kropotkindersurprise: olaeinaiflou: kropotkindersurprise: 1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself. Good luck to you, Snowball! [video] I prefer the version that the cat tries to stop him from shouting another human being. Well, luckily that version isn’t true, and the Nazis were defeated by shooting lots of them. Good job, Snowball! Trench warfare, a Madsen MG, and the late revision kettle helmet point to the actually time frame of this being mid to late World War 1, British Soldiers, on the western front of the war. Probably engaged in a stalemate with German forces at Verdun, The Battle of the Somme ,or The Third Ypres Campaign. A good attempt at sounding smart, dear porn blog, but I think you didn’t notice there’s a video link attached showing when and where it is.

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Animals, Computers, and Windows: Battledroid, 21 Officer In The Droid Army at Confederacy of Independent Syst. e Geonosian Droid Factory I activate every day at 6:am on the battlefield of geonosis just for the glory of CIS. Searching for a girl who like vintage computers since i work with windows 3.0. I'm searching for some company since all my friend died in battle. I also have a coffee machine installed on my chest. My favorite things are dust, oil and Count Dooku, my favorite biological living thing. My favorite animals are geonosian. My Anthem Sweden C418 Finally, the perfect date

Finally, the perfect date

Dank, Florida Man, and Memes: Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/ coinstar Beyond the coin PICKPOCKET -5 What a moron by Not_Quack5 MORE MEMES

What a moron by Not_Quack5 MORE MEMES

McDonalds, Ice Cream, and Trump: McDonald's OF THE ESIDENT BABYLONBEE.COM Trump Declares National Emergency After McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Breaks Again .

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Children, Birds, and Machine Gun: IN THE USA IT IS ILLEGAL TO HUNT GEESE WITH MORE THAN 3 SHELLS IN A SHOTGUN! O IT IS ALSO ILLEGAL TO HUNT MIGRATORY BIRDS WITH A MACHINE GUN! GEESE HAVE MORE PROTECTION UNDER US LAW THAN SCHOOLCHILDREN ! #NEVERAGAIN MARCH FOR OUR VES H I'm reasonably certain that it's illegal to hunt children with any weapon.

Alive, Android, and Iphone: Ed Tatenda Chitambo @edychitambo So y'all tweeting from iPhone and Android. Have you seen what I'm using? 9.31 AM · 26. aug. 2019 · KFC Ice Cream Machine 42,1 td Retweets 97 td likes He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

Clothes, Laundry, and Space: WE BOUGHTA DRYER MACHINE, SO NOW THE LAUNDRY DOES NOT PILE UP WE REALIZED WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH CLOSET SPACE TO STORE ALL THE CLEAN CLOTHES AT ONCE This never happened before

This never happened before

A$AP Rocky, Ariana Grande, and Beer: tumblr Year in Review Solo Artists 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Solo Artists Well, well, well, what do we have here? No. 1 might not be a surprise, but No. 4 made a gigantic leap up from their ranking last year. Taylor Swift +1 Shawn Mendes +1 Harry Styles −2 Hozier +23 Ariana Grande −1 Rihanna −1 Billie Eilish +23 Lana Del Rey +1 Beyoncé −2 Mitski Camila Cabello −5 Selena Gomez −2 Halsey +6 Lil Peep −1 Lady Gaga +3 Niall Horan −4 Lil Nas X The Weeknd +10 Miley Cyrus A$AP Rocky +9 Drake −10 Lizzo Justin Bieber −9 Tyler, the Creator Travis Scott Zayn Malik −4 Frank Ocean Melanie Martinez David Bowie Elton John Hayley Kiyoko −23 Megan Thee Stallion Janelle Monáe −18 Demi Lovato −17 Nicki Minaj −19 Paul McCartney Machine Gun Kelly Normani Cardi B −16 Lil Skies John Lennon Joji Lil Tracy Michael Jackson Kendrick Lamar George Harrison Madison Beer Dua Lipa −28 Eminem Troye Sivan −29The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

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Coldplay, Fall, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review Music Groups 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Music Groups Y'all really liked Bohemian Rhapsody, huh. Queen WayV 5 Seconds of Summer −1 Twenty One Pilots −1 One Direction +1 My Chemical Romance +1 Jonas Brothers Gorillaz −7 The Beatles +6 Hatari Fall Out Boy −6 The 1975 CNCO Rammstein Ghost +4 Little Mix −3 Greta Van Fleet K/DA Mötley Crüe Lemon Demon Paramore −10 Florence and the Machine −6 Mystery Skulls Arctic Monkeys −14 Panic! at the Disco −11 Led Zeppelin Nirvana −9 Rae Sremmurd Green Day −12 Bastille Brockhampton −23 Pink Floyd Fifth Harmony −24 Slipknot Muse Bring Me The Horizon Metallica Coldplay All Time Low Nogizaka46The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

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Facebook, Sorry, and Work: Lance Turner @LT The new Bloomberg cover is a work of art: bloomberg.com Bloomberg Businessweek The Apology Machine March 18, 2019 Facebook says it cares. Is that enough? switch (publicgotogy case empathetic': setVision makeEy Contact ( ) ; delay ( .then( > speak(AM SORRY }) coreTemp (ourrentCore fep 105); ductControl() .tears(2) .delay .then( wipe Tear ( }); return nul1; default: return userHarvest version: 677203 }); The apology machine

The apology machine

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Machine Learning, First, and Machine: #DCDDAT AHW гииа DDEMA P M AL machine learning first year Cs students ce learning machine learning

learning machine learning

Works, Machine, and It Works: L(ツ)」 IT WORKS on my machine It workd on my machine only!!

It workd on my machine only!!

Machine Learning, Made, and Machine: If statements AI O0000 made with mematic Machine learning and algorithms

Machine learning and algorithms

Petty, Drive, and Ice Cream: SONIC America's Drive tn SONIC Ameri's Drivein CORPORATE MADE US TAKE IT DOWN #PETTY OUR ICE CREAM MACHINE WORKS UNLIKE MC... NVM This manager just doesn’t care anymore

This manager just doesn’t care anymore

Spaghetti, Sauce, and Can: ERTENGSA If you accidentally used the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off in the washing machine.

If you accidentally used the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off in the washing machine.

Petty, Drive, and Ice Cream: SONIC America's Drive tn SONIC Ameri's Drivein CORPORATE MADE US TAKE IT DOWN #PETTY OUR ICE CREAM MACHINE WORKS UNLIKE MC... NVM This manager just doesn’t care anymore

This manager just doesn’t care anymore

Computer, Science, and Computer Science: Computer Science Mathematics Machine Learning Statistics What the hell is this? Machine Learning

Machine Learning

Computer, Science, and Computer Science: Computer Science Mathematics Machine Learning Statistics What the hell is this? Machine Learning Fun

Machine Learning Fun

Law, Machine, and Demos: IT WORKED ON MY MACHINE Universal Law of Demos

Universal Law of Demos

Life, Spaghetti, and Irl: LIfe nack: IT you choose the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off using your washing machine VIHLAY me_irl

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Control, Search, and World: Pranay Pathole @PPathole when machine learning algorithms learn to search stackoverflow for machine learning algorithms, it's all over. Robots will control the world

Robots will control the world

War Machine, Best, and Good: When your PC is old but it gets the job done Okay, be good to me again today, my little War Machine. lil guy is doing his best

lil guy is doing his best

Fuck, Wonder, and Baby: In 1965, a machine was patented to deliver baby using centrifugal force. The machine would spin you until the baby came out, and it would be caught in a net. excuse me what the fuck Wonder why it didn’t catch on.

Wonder why it didn’t catch on.

Lazy, Grandpa, and Kids: Grandpa, we haue) a time machine. You kids are so lazy. Gack in my day we did stuff Time Machine Truth

Time Machine Truth

Tumblr, Spaghetti, and Sauce: If you choose the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off using your washing machine. Un momento…

Un momento…

Advice, Ass, and Clothes: The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 10:01 AM Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter & Gamble 60 Dou ULTRA Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com organized-studies: kindnessandgoodvibrations: kindnessandgoodvibrations: ghostoftwentysomethingspresent: madsciences: awfullydull: markrial: tramampoline: slow-riot: Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load. ^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent WHATThank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply. Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco. Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray. Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make. I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets. I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one PSA don’t ask the employee to make it into a tight ball - it’ll be really stressful for them because they don’t really have the time. Instead find a tutorial on youtube and do it at home.Remember we’re sticking it to the man, not minimim wage employees!

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War Machine, Best, and Good: When your PC is old but it gets the job done Okay, be good to me again today, my little War Machine. lil guy is doing his best

lil guy is doing his best

Failure, How, and Him: THE CLONE THE CLONING WAS A FAILURE! SHOOT HIM! НE'S TRYING TO KILL ME CLONING MACHINE I CAN'T, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE CLONE? HONK @TONYBTSZ The clone.

The clone.

Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 10:01 AM Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter & Gamble 60 Dou ULTRA Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com weareallstilllearningright: bi-fem-plantnerd: sagelynaive: organized-studies: kindnessandgoodvibrations: kindnessandgoodvibrations: ghostoftwentysomethingspresent: madsciences: awfullydull: markrial: tramampoline: slow-riot: Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load. ^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent WHATThank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply. Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco. Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray. Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make. I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets. I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one Kudos to all of this, but don’t ask a craft store employee at a chain craft store to make your wool yarn into a tight ball for you. I worked at JoAnn Fabrics for a year and a half. We literally have no resources or ability to do something like that. You could do a better job yourself at home. The chain craft store employee can’t look up a youtube tutorial for making yarn laundry balls on the clock, you can. If someone had walked up to me while I was working at JoAnn and asked me to take a half hour or more out of my shift to try and fail in making some kind of tight yarn laundry contraption I probably would have burst into tears. And if my manager had come out and found me trying and failing to wind yarn when I was supposed to be running go backs I would have gotten a talking to. Craft store employees aren’t allowed, able, or willing to do your crafts for you. That’s why it’s a craft store. Don’t hurt retail workers in your quest for overriding the capitalist system. For the love of everything beautiful please just look it up. These are all great ways to reduce waste we produce from constantly buying detergent, softener, and dryer sheets. Is there like a reason not to buy detergent? Cause uh this sounds a million times more complicated and definitely more expensive.Most washing pods are £5 for a pack of about 30, I’m already counting more than that for those ingredients. Also who the hell just knows where to get Borax or Boric acid? Guessing you’d have to get it online so you’re probably racking up a bigger CO2 footprint with your “DIY fuck the system” bullshit than you would if you like just bought some normal soap. Also idk what magic you think needs to happen to clothes but if you don’t like laundry soap yk you could just throw other soap in there it’s the machine doing most of the washing.Better yet, if you have all this spear time and energy for laundry just get a bar of soap and a rack and scrub the clothes by hand. Do you have literally no concept of cost as it relates to quantity? The ingredients may be initially slightly more but you’ll get a lot more than 30 loads out of them. Also “all those ingredients“? It’s like three my dude. And borax is not hard to purchase? And if you don’t know where to buy it Google exists?Like maybe in your view there is zero reason to make your own detergent but there’s also zero reason to act like some helpful cost-effective tips are the worst thing you’ve ever seen 🙄

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Advice, Ass, and Clothes: The Wall Street Journal WSJ Friday at 10:01 AM Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter & Gamble 60 Dou ULTRA Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com organized-studies: kindnessandgoodvibrations: kindnessandgoodvibrations: ghostoftwentysomethingspresent: madsciences: awfullydull: markrial: tramampoline: slow-riot: Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load. ^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent WHATThank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply. Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco. Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray. Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make. I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets. I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

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Dank, Memes, and Target: In 1965, a machine was patented to deliver baby using centrifugal force. The machine would spin you until the baby came out, and it would be caught in a net. excuse me what the fuck Wonder why it didn’t catch on. by stynsrienie MORE MEMES

Wonder why it didn’t catch on. by stynsrienie MORE MEMES

Burger King, Clothes, and Food: Burger King Worker DENMARK UNITED STATES S20 an hour 5Weeks paid vacation Pension Plarn Doesn't have to struggle to get by. $9an hour No paid vacation No Pension Plan Has to choose between buying food or clothes. fightfor15.org fb.com/fightfor151@fightfor15 iopele: queerspeculativefiction: heidiblack: pillowswithboners: luchagcaileag: This isn’t because Burger King is nicer in Denmark. It’s the law, and the US is actually the only so-called “developed” country that doesn’t mandate jobs provide a minimum amount of paid vacation, sick leave, or both. kinda debunks that claim that they can’t afford to pay their workers those sort of wages and still make a profit Its corporate greed, plain and simple. It is the same in Sweden. It is so funny every time an american company opens up offices here and then tries to do it the american way and all the unions go “I don’t think so”. Like when Toys ‘r Us opened in sweden 1995. They refused to sign on to the union deals that govern such things as pay/pension and vacation in Sweden. Most of our rights are not mandated by law (we don’t have a minimum wage for example) but are made in voluntary agreements between the unions and the companies. But they refused, saying that they had never negotiated with any unions anywhere else in the world and weren’t planning to do it in Sweden either. Of course a lot of people thought it was useless fighting against an international giant, but Handels (the store worker’s union) said that they could not budge, because that might mean that the whole Swedish model might crumble. So they went on strike in the three stores that the company had opened so far. Cue a shitstorm from the press, and from right wing politicians. But the members were all for it, and other unions started doing sympathy actions. The teamsters refused to deliver goods to their stores, the financial unions blockaded all economical transactions regarding Toys ‘r Us and the strike got strong international support as well, especially in the US. In the end, Toys ‘r Us caved in, signed the union deal, and thus their employees got the same treatment as Swedish store workers everywhere. The right to be treated as bloody human beings and not disposable cogs in a machine. and that story right there? is exactly why Republicans in the US work so hard to bust unions. it’s because unionizing WORKS and they’re terrified of workers actually having some power.

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Fire, Police, and Reddit: Firefighters of Reddit, what's the easiest way to accidentally burn your house down? r/AskReddit 1d 2635 1421 comments 7344 20h GeorgeBarnard19 A guy on my motorcycle forum once shared the story of how he fixed his broken coffee machine and how proud he was that he had actually managed to fix it. Three days later somebody broke into his house and the coffee machine was stolen among other things. The police didnt give him much hope, but two days later he received a call from the police - they had found all his stuff. When he asked them how they had found the thieves the police officer said: "They tried to use a coffee machine they had stolen from your house. It caught fire and burned their house half down." 3019 18h larryschneider0 Ultimate Trojan horse 881 14h poopellar You take my caffeine, I give you coffin.

Future, Google, and Machine Learning: Google Machine learning Literally any google product AI is the future

AI is the future

Run, All The, and Human: TO PROVE YOURE A HUMAN CICK ON ALL THE PHOTOS THAT SHOW PLACES YOU WOULD RUN FOR SHELTER DURING A ROBOT UPRISING Machine Learning Captcha https://xkcd.com/2228/

Machine Learning Captcha https://xkcd.com/2228/

Old, Mom, and Looking: 6 year old me looking in the vending machine after my mom told me I can buy whatever I want. u/MikeKalav

Memes, Tumblr, and Work: ТАЛЛИА Management "Don't use the embroidery machine for non work related purposes Me: Uses embroidery machine for non-work related purpose. Management avecesfui: memehumor: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

avecesfui: memehumor: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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She got me boys

Cute, Internet, and Giraffe: SAKKS SoMESHIT SAKKS SOMESHIT SAKCKS SoMESHIT SAKCKS en-shaedn: SoMESHIT lackofa: Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic. okay but this is the purpose of the internet. I can look at a cute comic about a giraffe centaur who dropped his quarter trying to get a crappy vending machine snack. In no universe would I think of or make this myself. How awesome

Memes, Nfl, and Sports: FOX NFL 2ND&GOA 5-3 10 7-2 7 PACKERS 2nd 9:29 03 2nd & Goal PANTHERS Aaron Jones is a touchdown machine 💯 His 13th total TD on the season. #CARvsGB @Showtyme_33 📺: FOX 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/414bcK9I5b https://t.co/VpDLF3CtsE

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My biggest fantasy

Computer, Science, and Computer Science: Computer Science Mathematics Machine Learning Statistics What the hell is this? Inbred algorithms

Inbred algorithms

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