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loki: tumblr Year in Review Movie Characters 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Movie Characters So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature. Tony Stark (Iron Man) | Marvel Peter Parker (Spider-Man) | Marvel Steve Rogers (Captain America) | Marvel Thor Odinson | Marvel Bucky Barnes | Marvel Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) | Marvel Loki Odinson | Marvel Spinel | Steven Universe; The Movie Miles Morales (Spider-Man) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) | Marvel Richie Tozier | IT Batman | DC Eddie Kaspbrak | IT Joker | DC Clint Barton (Hawkeye) | Marvel Bruce Banner (Hulk) | Marvel Thanos | Marvel Pepper Potts | Marvel Peter B Parker (Spider-Man) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Valkyrie | Marvel Sam Wilson (Falcon) | Marvel Dr. Stephen Strange | Marvel Kylo Ren | Star Wars Nebula | Marvel Pennywise | IT Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) | Marvel Morgan Stark | Marvel Gwen Stacy (Spider Gwen) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Quentin Beck (Mysterio) | Marvel Shaggy Rogers | Scooby-Doo Harley Quinn | DC Scott Lang (Ant-Man) | Marvel Nick Fury | Marvel Rey | Star Wars Eddie Brock | Marvel Michael Myers | Halloween Michelle Jones | Marvel Gamora | Marvel Shuri | Marvel Bill Denbrough | IT Beverly Marsh | IT Peni Parker | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Elsa | Frozen Spider Ham | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Ben Hanscom | IT James Rhodes (War Machine) | Marvel Spider Noir | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Mothra | Godzilla: King of the Monsters Okoye | Marvel Mike Hanlon | ITThis list is new. Hooray!
loki: tumblr Year in Review
 Movie Characters
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top Movie Characters

So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature.

Tony Stark (Iron Man) | Marvel 
Peter Parker (Spider-Man) | Marvel 
Steve Rogers (Captain America) | Marvel 
Thor Odinson | Marvel 
Bucky Barnes | Marvel 
Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) | Marvel 
Loki Odinson | Marvel 
Spinel | Steven Universe; The Movie 
Miles Morales (Spider-Man) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) | Marvel 
Richie Tozier | IT 
Batman | DC 
Eddie Kaspbrak | IT 
Joker | DC 
Clint Barton (Hawkeye) | Marvel 
Bruce Banner (Hulk) | Marvel 
Thanos | Marvel 
Pepper Potts | Marvel 
Peter B Parker (Spider-Man) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Valkyrie | Marvel 
Sam Wilson (Falcon) | Marvel 
Dr. Stephen Strange | Marvel 
Kylo Ren | Star Wars 
Nebula | Marvel 
Pennywise | IT 
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) | Marvel 
Morgan Stark | Marvel 
Gwen Stacy (Spider Gwen) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Quentin Beck (Mysterio) | Marvel 
Shaggy Rogers | Scooby-Doo 
Harley Quinn | DC 
Scott Lang (Ant-Man) | Marvel 
Nick Fury | Marvel 
Rey | Star Wars 
Eddie Brock | Marvel 
Michael Myers | Halloween 
Michelle Jones | Marvel 
Gamora | Marvel 
Shuri | Marvel 
Bill Denbrough | IT 
Beverly Marsh | IT 
Peni Parker | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Elsa | Frozen 
Spider Ham | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Ben Hanscom | IT 
James Rhodes (War Machine) | Marvel 
Spider Noir | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Mothra | Godzilla: King of the Monsters 
Okoye | Marvel
Mike Hanlon | ITThis list is new. Hooray!

fandom: 2019’s Top Movie Characters So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature. Tony Stark (Iron Man) | Marvel Peter Parker...

loki: tumblr Year in Review Ships 2019 2019 fandom: 2019‚Äôs Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr‚Äôs favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley,¬†Good Omens Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender JuliantinaJuliana Vald√©s & Valentina Carvajal,¬†Amar a muerte Reddie¬†+25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak,¬†It Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe Malec¬†+1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood,¬†Shadowhunters Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 Tyrus¬†+34TJ & Cyrus,¬†Andi Mack GendryaGendry & Arya Stark,¬†Game of Thrones CatradoraCatra & Adora,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Bumbleby¬†+52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna,¬†RWBY Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe Jonsa¬†+44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark,¬†Game of Thrones Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Stony¬†+5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe Jonerys¬†+43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen,¬†Game of Thrones Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth,¬†Game of Thrones IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant,¬†SKAM France PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath,¬†Athletes Sasusaku¬†+2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura,¬†Naruto Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors Harringrove¬†+38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove,¬†Stranger Things Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe Adrienette¬†+14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Marichat¬†+5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle,¬†Emmerdale Kaylor¬†+11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift,¬†celebrities Erasermic¬†+16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Ladynoir¬†+10Ladybug & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones,¬†the Marvel universe MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes,¬†Roswell, New Mexico Wolfstar¬†+8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black,¬†the Harry Potter universe Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf ZaDrZim & Dib,¬†Invader Zim DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David,¬†Druck Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony Soriku¬†Sora & Riku,¬†Kingdom Hearts Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Nalu¬†+19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia,¬†Fairy Tail Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven,¬†Stranger Things Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe Merthur¬†+28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon,¬†Merlin Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra Starco¬†+3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz,¬†Star vs. the Forces of Evil BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley,¬†Actors McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt,¬†Grey‚Äôs Anatomy Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬† Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Snowbaz¬†+29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch,¬†Carry On Kaisoo¬†+8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo,¬†EXO Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian,¬†Mo Dao Zu Shi IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava,¬†SKAM Italia Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100 Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham SnufminSnufkin & Moomin,¬†Moominvalley PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman,¬†Legacies Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway,¬†EastEnders BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo,¬†RuPaul‚Äôs Drag Race HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson,¬†How to Train Your Dragon Prinxiety¬†+4Princey & Anxiety,¬†Thomas Sanders PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago,¬†Brooklyn Nine-Nine RayllumCallum & Rayla,¬†The Dragon Prince Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors Spirk¬†+6Spock & James Kirk,¬†Star Trek SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka,¬†Mob Psycho 100 Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous,¬†OK K.O.! Let‚Äôs Be Heroes RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect ZelinkZelda & Link,¬†The Legend of Zelda DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas,¬†Homestuck TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo,¬†Mob Psycho 100 DimilethDimitri & Byleth,¬†Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren‚Äôt on the list last year.
loki: tumblr Year in Review
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fandom:

2019’s Top 100 Ships

Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game.

Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens 
Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte 
Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It 
Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers 
Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe 
Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters 
Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 
Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack 
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones 
CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 
Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl 
Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou  & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY 
Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe 
Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones 
Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe 
Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural 
Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe 
Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones 
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones 
IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe 
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France 
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes 
Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto 
Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors 
Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things 
Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe 
Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale 
Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale 
Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities 
Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia 
Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale 
Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe 
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe 
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico 
Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe 
Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf 
ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim 
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck 
Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony
Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe
Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra
Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors
McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy
Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬†
Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock
Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal
Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On
Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO
Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways
Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia
Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100
Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies
Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors
Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

fandom: 2019’s Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Go...

loki: I can build an inpenetratable wall around Asgard. Only thing I want as payment is the goddess of love, Freya.. Okay everybody, calm down. This isn't the first time a jotun wanted me for his bride I'm used to this problem by now and we just gotta- and the beautiful Sun and sexy Moon. YOU WANT ME AS PART OF A HAREM!!?!?! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED!!!! systlin: would-we-be-friends-if-i: thehmn: In case you don‚Äôt know this story, the Norse gods wanted a wall around Asgard to protect themselves and a jotun only known as The Builder offers to make it in exchange for Freya, Sun and Moon. Freya gets rightfully pissed and refuses (no word on Sun or Moon‚Äôs feelings about this), so Loki turns into a female horse and lures The Builder‚Äôs horse away, causing all work on the wall to stop. Because he can‚Äôt finish the wall The Builder has to leave without Freya, Sun and Moon. Loki disappears for 9 nine months and returns with an eight-legged foal (yes, he had sex with the horse and got pregnant. I know you all love that part). The end. For some reason people often leave out that The Builder wanted Sun and Moon too, and English translations often translate it to ‚Äúthe sun and moon‚ÄĚ as if he wanted the heavenly bodies, but no, he wanted the goddess and god responsible for said heavenly bodies. He absolutely intended to have sex with all of them which is why a lot of translations leave out Moon because ew that‚Äôs gay. Freya didn‚Äôt want to marry a Jotun, let alone as part of a god damn harem me thinks. Hoooold up are you telling me the Sun is female in Norse myth? Cuz its usually male, across other mythology. Yep. Mani is the god of the moon, and Sol is the goddess of the sun in Norse myth.
loki: I can build an inpenetratable wall
 around Asgard. Only thing I want as payment
 is the goddess of love, Freya..
 Okay everybody, calm down.
 This isn't the first time a jotun
 wanted me for his bride
 I'm used to this problem by
 now and we just gotta-
 and the beautiful Sun and sexy Moon.

 YOU WANT ME AS PART OF A HAREM!!?!?!
 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED!!!!
systlin:
would-we-be-friends-if-i:

thehmn:

In case you don’t know this story, the Norse gods wanted a wall around Asgard to protect themselves and a jotun only known as The Builder offers to make it in exchange for Freya, Sun and Moon. Freya gets rightfully pissed and refuses (no word on Sun or Moon’s feelings about this), so Loki turns into a female horse and lures The Builder’s horse away, causing all work on the wall to stop. Because he can’t finish the wall The Builder has to leave without Freya, Sun and Moon. Loki disappears for 9 nine months and returns with an eight-legged foal (yes, he had sex with the horse and got pregnant. I know you all love that part). The end.
For some reason people often leave out that The Builder wanted Sun and Moon too, and English translations often translate it to ‚Äúthe sun and moon‚ÄĚ as if he wanted the heavenly bodies, but no, he wanted the goddess and god responsible for said heavenly bodies. He absolutely intended to have sex with all of them which is why a lot of translations leave out Moon because ew that‚Äôs gay.
Freya didn’t want to marry a Jotun, let alone as part of a god damn harem me thinks.


Hoooold up are you telling me the Sun is female in Norse myth? Cuz its usually male, across other mythology. 

Yep. Mani is the god of the moon, and Sol is the goddess of the sun in Norse myth.

systlin: would-we-be-friends-if-i: thehmn: In case you don’t know this story, the Norse gods wanted a wall around Asgard to protect the...

loki: No. Its not loki.
loki: No. Its not loki.

No. Its not loki.

loki: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2 Sound End Chat 3 Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin? Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Amazon: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Me: Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Very well my son. Me: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Amazon: Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Amazon: Me: Great Have you placed the order Amazon: Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Amazon: Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Amazon: Me: Bye my son Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever
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 You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com
 Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved
 Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor
 Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin?
 Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
 Amazon:
 Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
 Me:
 Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause
 this agony?
 Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we
 keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
 Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty
 to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
 I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest
 in order to get the book back to you.
 Very well my son.
 Me:
 Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
 Amazon:
 Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades)
 rely on this book.
 Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book
 into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon
 I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
 Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book
 haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book
 Amazon:
 Me: Great
 Have you placed the order
 Amazon:
 Me: let me do that
 done
 Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you
 That good?
 Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet
 haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
 Amazon:
 Me:
 Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
 Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
 Me:
 Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
 Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
 Amazon:
 Me: Bye my son
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