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Beautiful, Community, and God: 21 Answers votes oldest newest You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES 1811 Have you tried using an XML parser instead? link edit flag edited Nov 14 at 0:18 community wiki bobince regex and html

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Anxiety, Death, and Nature: It can feel very lonely when questions of existence and death loom. The feeling that there is something wrong with us for even asking questions about the nature of consciousness, the infinite, and the strangeness of living in a body only exacerbates the innate anxiety feel when confronting these concepts

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Meme, Music, and Tumblr: argumate: industrialangel: artandrhinos: rossberrypie: Best pirate ive ever seen… I am living for this meme @argumate Try and guess what the music is. it’s the umbrella that makes it

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Children, Crazy, and Fall: MY MUST LIST LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA He stars as an aeronaut on HBO's His Dark Materials, is at work on movie adaptations of Jonathan Larson's tick, tick...BOOM! and his own In the Heights, is enjoying the success of his latest Broadway undertaking, Freestyle Love Supreme, and gives us daily pep talks on Twitter. But the mega-multitasker still found time to tell EW about a few of the things he really, really loves. TV What We Do in the Shadows (FX) I just binged. It is so genius. The history of incredibly brilliant movies to TV spin-offs is alarmingly poor. They don't usually stick the landing, but I think it's because it's [director Taika Waititi] and the original team, it's just a brilliant expansion of the conceit of the movie. MOVIE Cabaret It's a master class in how to translate the essence of something from stage to screen without literally translating it. The show is really different from the movie, but no one's mad at that movie, because it's brilliant, and that's the toughest act to follow. We're golng for it with In the Heights. I'm going for it with tick, tick...B0OM! I have a lot of projects, so Cabaret is a big source material for inspiration. STAGE Octet This Off Broadway show by Dave Malloy, the com- poser of Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, was the last thing I saw that really knocked my socks off. It's a com- pletely a cappella musical about internet addiction. My wife, who Is a tough audience when it comes to musicals, it was her favorite thing she saw all year. MUSIC Judee Sill The podcast Wonderful, by my friend Griffin McElroy, turned me on to this song- writer from the early '70s. She doesn't have a lot-it's, Wke, two albums and a posthumous album, Just Tke [rapper] Big Pun-but m devouring it because it's like this Southern Joni Mitchell voice that I've never heard. It's gorgeous. HERE BOR IT BOOK Here for It R. Eric Thomas, a Baltimore-bred writer and playwright, is one of my favorite writers. I look forward to his columns every day. His first mem- oir, Here for it [out Feb. 18, 2020], is like if David Sedarls was completely steeped In pop culture Instead of living some- where far away writing about it. It's like pop cul- ture-obsessed, Sedarls- level laugh-out-loud funny BONUS Mister Rogers Neighborhood Can I make a request from the uni- verse? I've watched my children fall In love with Mister Rogers, but I can only find it on demand once a week. It's crazy. They fell In love with it via Daniel Tiger. When they watch, they feel like they're watching Daniel origin stories. But I'd like more, please, because it makes my kids very calm and kind.-As told to Sarah Rodman PHOTOGRAPH BY ERIC RAY DAVIDSON EW COM Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @rachelcmcelroy’s Wonderful!, Judee Sill, Liza Minnelli, @dave_malloy, Daniel Tiger... https://t.co/4PEFEmIGuh

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Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Math, Living, and Witches: when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk: Witches.

Witches.

Living, The Dream, and Dream: sidelive City Stirling AUTHORISED CONTRACTOR Just out here living the dream

Just out here living the dream

Living, The Dream, and Dream: sidelive City Stirling AUTHORISED CONTRACTOR Just out here living the dream

Just out here living the dream

Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Arguing, Family, and Parents: 12 y/o me : Creating the perfect family in the sims, while my parents argue in the living room While having a mental breakdown

While having a mental breakdown

Life, Teacher, and The Game: MusicFanOnline 2 years ago (edited) Kids are not so innocent. I remember when I was 11 years old and our teacher had us play this game in class because she was trying to teach us the lesson that we should not blindly believe rumors and gossip since people tend to twist the truth of what they hear. So, the teacher started the game by whispering to the first kid, "Life is worth living", and by the time the message reached the last kid, the teacher asked her to say the message, and the poor girl was so embarrassed and she said that she could not say it, but the teacher insisted it was OK, so the little girl blurted out: "You came out your mother's dick!" 110 4 Kids Playing Telephone

Kids Playing Telephone

Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne. Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it. (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur. She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices. Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping. Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by. He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne. Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back. Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.

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Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Crazy, Friends, and Life: Every person has their dreams. But so many of us live their ife with being dissatisfied, sad, unhappy. Because all we do is what we think people have to do. Work. Study. Being good. Just doing what everyone else is doing. But deep down we know that there is something missing. The real joy of life. The satisfaction of actually living the dream. The dream your heart desires. So go after that. Because you only have one life. Make all the crazy things your heart wants you to. Maybe quit your job, search new friends, a new hobby. Maybe go on adventures or move out of your house Your hometown. Just something crazy you were always afraid to do.

Dank, Funny, and Meme: when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk: #meme #funny #dank #memes #jokes #pictures

#meme #funny #dank #memes #jokes #pictures

Alive, Bad, and Crying: "The truth is, you are going to have bad days. You are going to feel like your life isn't worth living, like you're not worth it. You're going to be sad and crying so much that you can't breathe. You are going to want to give up. THIS is your sign NOT to. Because the truth is, you ARE worth it and your life IS worth living. You just have to stay strong and alive long enough to figure out why and I promise you when you do, you are going to be so incredibly happy that these bad days... They will be days that you look back on and be proud of yourself for getting through and being where you are. You can get through this."

Living, Vim, and Speed: when you learn a new vim shortcut Iam speed Living off these short highs

Living off these short highs

College, England, and Facebook: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media.

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Fancy, Minimum Wage, and Living: When your minimum wage job raises your pay by $0.25 after enduring a year of mental abuse from customers and management Fancy living, here we come! Lets get this canned bread

Lets get this canned bread

Life, Teacher, and Best: "You have to be the kind of person who can make the best out of a Tuesday. You know those people who live for the weekends? They're wishing their life away. You have to find something worth living for or else you'll look back and realize you've wasted your life away. - Drew Marvin, English Teacher (via bled)

Life, Living, and MeIRL: a life worth living goodmeme the costs of basic needs youngladults 7 Meirl

Meirl

Ass, College, and England: pinky–heart: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media. Question: Does Social Media Seriously Harms Your Mental Health?Answer: Yesssss!! I could go on and on about this.Social media as a whole, particularly Instagram, a place where people Look extremely High Fashioned but really Under Paid.Where self-worthy is based on how many likes, views and comments our posts gets. It’s B.S if you ask me:/ Seen friends who care more bout portraying an image and worry more about Trivial things( there’s more to life🤷🏻‍♂️). As soon as you open your social medias you will see something that will makes you think you’re being left behind. Being materialistic stuff or body image, anything really.Society teaches us that if our instagram posts don’t have a certain number of likes or views, our posts are not accepted of instagram quality posting given by society’s expectations and standards.On the flip side on the coin, social media is a really funny ass place, like you could LMAO day literally.POINT IS YOU DONT NEED SOCIAL APPROVAL TO KNOW YOUR SELF WORTH. YOU ARE LEGIT AWESOME! *USE SOCIAL MEDIA WISELY*

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Life, Living, and Net: 0 was going to listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Ass, College, and England: pinky–heart: lacinari: himynameisizzy: ressila: z-yess: ireallyenjoymyselfeveryday: grunge-aesthetic-lover: Over 75% of people lie on social media ‼️ The truth is that people tend to lie on social networks. How? First, people directly lie about their lives, which is often an effort to make themselves look more desirable or positive. In a study examining 80 online daters, Hancock, Toma, and Ellison found that two thirds of participants lied about their weight by five pounds or more. In a large sample of over 2000 people in England conducted by Custard.com, 43 percent of men admitted to making up facts about themselves and their lives that were not true online. Even more commonly, people “lie” by presenting an image of themselves and their lives that is imprecise or less than comprehensive, leading the viewer to believe falsehoods. For example, in the Custard.com study, only 18 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported that their Facebook page displayed “a completely accurate reflection” of who they are. Most commonly, participants said that they only shared “non-boring” aspects of their lives (32 percent) and were not as “active” as their social media accounts appeared (14 percent). Indeed, a growing body of research suggests that social media use can negatively affect your psychological health, particularly if you compare yourself to the positive images you see online. In a study of 339 college women (Puglia, 2017), the tendency to compare oneself to others was associated with poorer body esteem. Furthermore, in a sub-sample of 58 women in the Puglia study, those with higher levels of Facebook usage displayed lower body satisfaction than those with lower Facebook usage. Similarly, in an experimental study by Vogel and colleagues, participants who tended to compare themselves to others more regularly had lower self-esteem, more negative emotions, and a poorer view of themselves after using Facebook than participants who did not tend to compare themselves to others. Consequently, when engaging with social media, it is critical to remind yourself that what you see is not an accurate picture of reality. Don’t compare yourself to the images of friends, colleagues, or celebrities. Remind yourself that it is just a snapshot of their life—and one that they want you to see. –> YOU CAN GET SOCIAL MEDIA SERIOUSLY HARMS YOUR MENTAL HEALTH PHONE CASE HERE <– Every purchase supports The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention the nation’s largest non-profit dedicated to saving lives and bringing hope to those affected by suicide. Fake life for “like’s” of people, which you will not meet =) And this is our future? Thank’s, but I don’t want to be a part of this madness. Who’s with me? My brother never had a social media account ever in his life, not Facebook or Instagram and he is only 23 years old. his life is worry free and he only does things for himself not to impress others, He is living a happy life I am working on being like him I really love this message. It’s proven that social media increases depression and loneliness. Just live your life and stop worrying about others to compare yourself, you will never be happy this way. I really don’t get why people feel the need to lie about their lives to people they’ll never meet. Just be fuckin honest🙄 So I’ve been wanting this case for a week and I get to show off my new white xr while also sharing an important message about social media being harmful to your mental health. I like this case a lot and more people need to realize the harm of social media. Question: Does Social Media Seriously Harms Your Mental Health?Answer: Yesssss!! I could go on and on about this.Social media as a whole, particularly Instagram, a place where people Look extremely High Fashioned but really Under Paid.Where self-worthy is based on how many likes, views and comments our posts gets. It’s B.S if you ask me:/ Seen friends who care more bout portraying an image and worry more about Trivial things( there’s more to life🤷🏻‍♂️). As soon as you open your social medias you will see something that will makes you think you’re being left behind. Being materialistic stuff or body image, anything really.Society teaches us that if our instagram posts don’t have a certain number of likes or views, our posts are not accepted of instagram quality posting given by society’s expectations and standards.On the flip side on the coin, social media is a really funny ass place, like you could LMAO day literally.POINT IS YOU DONT NEED SOCIAL APPROVAL TO KNOW YOUR SELF WORTH. YOU ARE LEGIT AWESOME! *USE SOCIAL MEDIA WISELY*

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Animals, Food, and Fucking: X BUSINESS INSIDER Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best- known pet food brands By November 12, 2018 528 "Younger people are treating their pets like living, breathing fucking animals, and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands that have been selling garbage fillers that barely qualify as nutrition." There, fixed your shitty headline. 100 GET FUCKED I met a girl who likes memes (dump)

I met a girl who likes memes (dump)

Gif, Sexy, and Work: You now have to do the pickup line. Today 11:11 Dammit! Okai... Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? V Type a message... GIF A Didn’t think this would work

Didn’t think this would work

Mean, Living, and Means: MOVING ON doesn't mean you forget about things. It just means you have to accept what happened and continue living

Living, How, and Miss A: one of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realize how much you're going to miss a moment while you're still living it

Toys, Faith, and Living: Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

Math, Living, and Woman: when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk: .

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Iphone, Music, and Rap: This is your house. You get paid 25k a hour just for living here but you can never listen to rap music ever again. Wyd? 23:29 06 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 593 Retweets 4,983 Likes Kai (spooky edition) @thesupr... .1d Replying to @cashgodmeme Beethoven be hitting different then L 259 4,901 Beethoven > Mozart tbh

Beethoven > Mozart tbh

Android, Twitter, and Living: Kyle @KylePlantEmoji If we really are living in a simulation, it's fucked up that I'm made out of code but can't write 3 lines of it without googling the syntax 5:12 PM 10/7/19 Twitter for Android An Uneven Exhange

An Uneven Exhange

Fucking, Life, and Living: Now my life is sweet like cinnamon Like a fucking dream I'm living in

Living, Irl, and Me IRL: not a person in sight. just cellphones living in the moment ww me irl

me irl

Dank, Memes, and Target: not a person in sight. just cellphones living in the moment ww me irl by KevlarYarmulke MORE MEMES

me irl by KevlarYarmulke MORE MEMES

Living, Weeds, and Com: HEALTHY-HOLISTIC-LIVING.COM Farmers Are Using Flamethrowing Tractors to Get Rid of Weeds and Pests OF MEN Dammit, Olove this country so much SLMYN Merica

Merica

Pussy, Target, and Tumblr: aitontine → Jeremiah-Methusela . 2 days ago Actually, polar bears can swim very well, and are managing just fine! (According to what I've read, they can make a good living off Canadian garbage dumps.) 2 ^ 、 . Reply . Share kidzbopdeathgrips: kidzbopdeathgrips: pissvortex: groovycolorknightlawyer: pissvortex: wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy? no thanks outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it my identity has been stolen

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Funny, Future, and The Simpsons: 20 th CENTURY FOX KA DIVISION OF WALT CISNEY CO ONE MONTH LATER donoteattheyellowsnow 1999 The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world stolenswingset The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons pre diction comes true, the Simpsons wasn't really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We're living in the timeline where all the Simpsons' worst 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts A Day Keeps Sadness Far Away (Episode #304)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts A Day Keeps Sadness Far Away (Episode #304)

Math, Living, and Lmfao: when you're a woman living in the 1600s and you accidentally do math The townsfolk: lmfao

lmfao

Life, Too Much, and Dodge: TOO MUCH RAM @Living.The.Truck.Life NOT ENOUGH DODGE Haha I got a ram tho

Haha I got a ram tho

Saw, Ghost, and House: Me, living in the same house for more than 200 years without seeing anything strange My roomate claiming that our house is haunted because she saw a ghost .

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Android, Best Friend, and Confused: Naama @iknowplacesmp6 My dad just realized that the apartment his unmarried aunt has been living in for the past 20 years with her "best friend" Irene has one bedroom He's so confused "Does Irene sleep on the couch? She's 83! She shouldn't be sleeping on the couch!" I'm.. 8:39 PM Sep 19, 2019 Twitter for Android great-tweets:Oh, Harold.

great-tweets:Oh, Harold.

Ass, Club, and College: Gifted KidTM Burnout Flavors adhd/autism anxiety depression like 2 friends - feels like their -looks like a prep but probably does acid as a hobby -0% in the hw category probably wanted to major in philosophy or psychology, now just wants to sleep - can't do hw but will research their special interest for hours on end -college reading level in kindergarten ppl ask if you have savant syndrome problems aren't valid bc they "should be smart enough for this" - AP/IB/Honors up the ass, worries about grades despite having 5.0 GPA genius trying So Hard, All The Time and - forced smile to cover - constant caffeine - either 100% or 0% effort, motivation is a up panic attack - DAY PLANNER - studies all night, gets getting nowhere workaholichave you tried roulette wheel hyperfixates on calculus at 2am - constantly playing video games to simulate feelings of progress and a 79 and cries - in 12 different volunteer organizations procrastinates on hw and does it all in that all need club massive blocks specific hours success school is sensory -goes home after school and stares at the wall for 10 hours - lives in a sweater peaked in 5th grade -has heard "not hell everyone is shocked when you talk in class сryptid -constant dread living up to your potential" from every teacher ever around projects/hw even if finished with -doesn't study but gets the highest test everything - sits in the very back probably a stoner Scores somehow

Friday, Hoe, and Tumblr: 0 3:05/9:48 Как сделать гомункула #3 (Homunculus) insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now

insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts ...

Life, Soda, and Best: S 4 Awards working retail and one of the old ladies who used to come in and look at the TVs in my department while they waited for it to be time for the bus back to their independent living facility came over all faint. She asked if I had anything sweet she could have. I got a Coke from the I was drinks machine in the breakroom and she drank it slowly, holding onto my arm. My manager had called her an ambulance and they loaded her up and took her away. just the thing for her and slapped me on the back. I still remember her little wave as she left. She lived. I Diabetic. The EMT said the Coke was didn't save her life or anything, but that dollar made the difference between her getting into the ambulance conscious and with dignity, vs. unconscious and sick. She said later when I visited her at the hospital that she might have had to move from independent to assisted living without it. So that was a good dollar. Best soda I never drank. from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

from r/AskReddit, “What’s the most a dollar has ever gotten you?” (crossposting - not mine)

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: 156 Blue Mound Rd in St 1 MILE shitty-car-mods-daily: We living in 2019 while this guy be living in 1519

shitty-car-mods-daily: We living in 2019 while this guy be living in 1519

Food, News, and Police: I SAW ON THE NEWS A WOMAN WAS FOUND SECRETLY LIVING IN A MAN'S HOUSE AFTER NOTICING MISSING FOOD, THE OWNER REVIEWED HIS SECURITY CAMERAS. BUT WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED,THEY FOUND NO TRACE OF HER. WHAT THEY DON' T KNOW Is i'VE JUST FOUND A NEW PLACE To HIDE BECKSCOMICS Hidden [OC]

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