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![God, Lost, and Back: THEY'RE JUST BACK
FROM THE FRONT LINES.
GOD DAMN
THIS DRAWING.
We almost lost Red [OC]](https://pics.esmemes.com/theyre-just-back-from-the-front-lines-god-damn-this-66419740.png)
![Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
real UFO and it was 'horribly
designed'
The Shape of Water director Guillermo
2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doux-amer:
truestoriesaboutme:
dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics
Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:
“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)
the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING
“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”
The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise](https://pics.esmemes.com/guillermo-del-toro-says-he-saw-a-real-ufo-and-66390300.png)
![Click, Facts, and Tumblr: Some DVD copies of "Monty Python and
the Holy Grail" include a subtitle track
called "Subtitles For People Who Don't
Like The Film", which is comprised of lines
from Shakespeare's Henry IV Part 2 which
vaguely resemble what the actors are
actually saying
ANDNOW AT LAST
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M e u
MENTY PYINEN
Hay GaAIL
THE
MONY PYONAD THE HOLY GRAL
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
ultrafacts:
Source: [x]Click HERE for more facts!](https://pics.esmemes.com/some-dvd-copies-of-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-65865654.png)
![Click, Computer, and Dick: WHO WOULD WIN?
one C URLY BOY
a computer program with
millions of lines of code
with no friend
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), this.trigger("click");)for
1- ab]&&1-a[b] II
Jgged").val(); c array
C.length;b++)-1 1- a.index
for (b 8;b < c.length
$.user_logged").val
.dick(function
Hmmmm…. I wonder…..](https://pics.esmemes.com/who-would-win-one-c-urly-boy-a-computer-program-65666971.png)
![Click, Sorry, and Break: WHO WOULD WIN?
one C URLYBOY
a computer program with
with no friend
millions of lines of code
laceA11(,",, a);
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rray,from string((n)
rel0,c-use_unique(array fr
0);f (c < 2 * b-1) (retm
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.Jength;bee)-1 1- a.inde
for (b-0b< c.lengthgo
Rher logged").vall
tck(functio
I am sorry to break it to you but I am not gonna compile that.](https://pics.esmemes.com/who-would-win-one-c-urlyboy-a-computer-program-with-65386891.png)
