Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone ...
Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..
Google autocomplete shows the two stages of software development…
Tired I am fixing bugs I must
This is guys what i call magic
We almost lost Red [OC]
I’ve been really embracing the cornyness of my pick-up lines recently
imagine you sa...
Whose line is it anyway
Murphy’s law always applies in software development
When developer force to read terms
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
oP pIcK uP LiNes
cheesy pick up line
I love when I get set up to drop lines like these
I used all my best lines…
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You ask for something and she just ignores you
Found this at university today
I am a scientist myself
I have a nose for pickup lines
Hmmmm…. I wonder…..
Her bio said she spends most of her time staring at the wall
Had to do it to ‘em
b i g b r a i n
Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.
Her bio said she liked cheesy pickup lines
What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger?
Since ancient times, astronomers around the...
Alright Java, keep your secrets
Sex is one hell of a drug.
I am sorry to break it to you but I am not gonna compile that.
An easy job
I understand AIDS is a serious issue but I can’t take lines like this seriously.
the scorpio races by maggie stiefvater | first + last lines
it is the first day of november and so, today, someone will die...
The MATLAB experience