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3 years ago today, this legendary photo was taken ⚡️
3 years ago today, this legendary photo was taken ⚡️
Android, Life, and Love: Dominique Apollon
@ApollonTweets
It's taken me 45 trips around the sun,
but for the first time in my life l know
what it feels like to have a "band-aid"
in my own skin tone. You can barely
even spot it in the first image. For real
I'm holding back tears
12:27 PM 4/19/19 Twitter for Android
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thisisevak:
randomawe:
jusjujubeanz:
55555praise:
uncleromeo:
for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these
they also come in mid tones.
This is nice :)
✊🏾
There’s also a black owned company called Browndages!
They come in a number of different shades as well 🥰
Rebloging for the black owned company
thisisevak: randomawe: jusjujubeanz: 55555praise: uncleromeo: for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get...
Ass, Bisexual, and Pansexual: joon the buffoon
@joonification
L
my bisexual ass would gladly go for
both
My pansexual ass will take whatever they give.
My pansexual ass will take whatever they give.
Net, Act, and Href: Do I get bonus points if l act like I care?
https://iglovequotes.net
https://iglovequotes.net
Twitter, Happy, and Girlfriend: Erma G
@erma_geddon
in 7th grade a boy asked me to be his
girlfriend and l wasn't sure I heard him
correctly so I panicked and just said yes
and then he high fived me and we never
spoke again. Jamal, if you're out there,
happy 11 year anniversary
Shoutout Jamal (credit and consent: @erma_geddon on Twitter)
Shoutout Jamal (credit and consent: @erma_geddon on Twitter)
Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Dank: Young Pecorino
@LandonBromuto
Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they
said 8-10 days and my package came
in eight! How nice."
After Prime: "If I don't get these cat
coasters within 24 hours l am going to
kill myself."
from twitter.com/landonbromuto
from twitter.com/landonbromuto
Bootleg, Tumblr, and Queen: Chinese Bootleg Noctis
@Ah_Hei_HuaHua
MARIE ANTOINETTE IS A JOJO
Marie Antoinette (æntwa'net, õtwe-/;
French: [maui ātwanst]; born Maria Antonia
Josepha Johanna; 2 November 1755
16
October 1793) was the last Queen of France
10:26 AM 16 May 18
isablooo:
starwarsgraphictee:
JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure
L’aventure bourgeois de Jojo
![Bootleg, Tumblr, and Queen: Chinese Bootleg Noctis
@Ah_Hei_HuaHua
MARIE ANTOINETTE IS A JOJO
Marie Antoinette (æntwa'net, õtwe-/;
French: [maui ātwanst]; born Maria Antonia
Josepha Johanna; 2 November 1755
16
October 1793) was the last Queen of France
10:26 AM 16 May 18
isablooo:
starwarsgraphictee:
JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure
L’aventure bourgeois de Jojo](https://pics.esmemes.com/chinese-bootleg-noctis-ah-hei-huahua-marie-antoinette-is-a-jojo-marie-61211788.png)
isablooo: starwarsgraphictee: JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure L’aventure bourgeois de Jojo
Friends, Just Friends, and Net: Maybe l just
Tcan't be just friends withyou.
https://iglovequotes.net/
https://iglovequotes.net/
Crackhead, Head, and Iphone: SLAYTER
@COLDGAMESLAYTER
I Never hard a crack head say "I ain't
got no $ so l ain't smoking today"
they always find a way ... so u gone
let a crackhead out hustle u today?
10:37 PM 8/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
Idk anybody who can keep up with a crackhead
Idk anybody who can keep up with a crackhead
Dogs, Dog, and All: The therapy dog after l
share all of my problems:
Do therapy dogs go to therapy?
Do therapy dogs go to therapy?
Beautiful, Bruh, and Friends: ON 2/28/19
YOU MATCHED WITH
Hey Aspen, you have beautiful eyes but
I'm not looking for something very
serious. I'm looking for more of a friend
that I can have really hard fun sex after
we become friends and get know each
other. I don't know if you're open
minded for that?
Today 11:23 AM
bruh
my name is emily
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I remember this interaction every time I think about getting back on tinder.
I remember this interaction every time I think about getting back on tinder.
![Funny, God, and Head: jumpingjacktrash:
arrghigiveup:
cimness:
China's netizens are all in a twitter over the
account of a carpenter who was
commissioned to make a cinnabar red
high-backed chair with the finials at the
top to be "in the shape of dragons' heads"
(chéng lóngtóu Unfortunately, he
misinterpreted the directions to mean "lin
the shape ofl Jackie Chan's head"
("Chénglóng tóu )
(via Language Log
Reanalysis, Jackie Chan
edition)
LMAO ok so to elaborate on this absolute gem,
notice how the characters provided for "in the
shape of dragons' heads" and "lin the shape of
Jackie Chan's head" are identical? That wasn't a
typo
The thing you need to understand about
Chinese names is that they all have meaning.
And I don't mean that in the sense of "if you
trace the etymology back through two
languages it has its roots in a Hebrew phrase
that means "God is my " that many
Western names have. I mean that in the sense
of "almost all of these words are still in regular
use today and my parents very literally named
me "pretty [and] wise" in Chinese.
(Sidenote: This is why we get annoyed at made
up 'Chinese' names that just pull two random
vaguely Chinese-sounding syllables together. It
is blindingly obvious when it's not a real name).
(chéng) means "to become", "to turn into"
L (lóng) is "dragon". Thus, Jackie Chan's
Chinese stage name, (Chénglóng),
literally means "become dragon". ((tóu), of
course, means "head")
(Further sidenote: This is actually a bit of a
pun/reference. Specifically, it is a reference to
Bruce Lee, whose stage name was
(Xiãolóng), or, "Little dragon". So Jackie's
chosen stage name means both "become
dragon", and "become [like] Bruce Lee")
The other thing you need to know about
Chinese is that we don't put spaces between
terms in written text.
What all this means is that the way you'd
write "Icarvel into dragon heads" can
be identical to the way you'd write "Icarvel
Jackie Chan's head", and literally the only
difference would be where you pause when
you vocalise it: before lóngtóu, or after
chénglóng. XD
i think the chair turned out great
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karshmallow
you know whats a good trope? when a
character sarcastically says "what should we
do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and
the next scene is them mid-execution of said
outlandish and foolish plan
#q #l LOVE THAT
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I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...
![Love, Good, and Annoyed: 31%
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wormdude
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karshmallow
you know whats a good trope? when a
character sarcastically says "what should we
do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]" and
the next scene is them mid-execution of said
outlandish and foolish plan
#q #l LOVE THAT
>
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I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...](https://pics.esmemes.com/31-00-24-ee-jaws-theme-starts-playing-5-548-notes-wormdude-61338444.png)
I feel like people get annoyed with how much it’s done now, but I love it too...
