🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Knows

Knows: *Someone who actually knows C++

*Someone who actually knows C++

Knows: novelty-gift-ideas: I Don’t Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything! T-Shirt

novelty-gift-ideas: I Don’t Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything! T-Shirt

Knows: novelty-gift-ideas: I Don’t Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything! T-Shirt

novelty-gift-ideas: I Don’t Need Google, My Wife Knows Everything! T-Shirt

Knows: This bar knows its customers

This bar knows its customers

Knows: This pupper knows the drill when it’s raining ️(via)

This pupper knows the drill when it’s raining ️(via)

Knows: monkeyuser knows it do be like that.

monkeyuser knows it do be like that.

Knows: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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Knows: Siri knows what’s up by khal1d1605 MORE MEMES

Siri knows what’s up by khal1d1605 MORE MEMES

Knows: A woman who knows her priorities

A woman who knows her priorities

Knows: copics-n-ink: threshie: frostedpuffs: iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn; An orc wrote this. An orc who knows how to treat a lady

copics-n-ink: threshie: frostedpuffs: iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn; An orc wrote this. An orc who knows how to treat a lady

Knows: She knows how to

She knows how to

Knows: Hipster Lincoln knows what’s up!

Hipster Lincoln knows what’s up!

Knows: The kid knows what he’s doing…

The kid knows what he’s doing…

Knows: awesomacious: When your cat knows how to read

awesomacious: When your cat knows how to read

Knows: This good boy knows his lady is in danger (via)

This good boy knows his lady is in danger (via)

Knows: When your cat knows how to read

When your cat knows how to read

Knows: As always, Homer knows what to do in these troubled times.

As always, Homer knows what to do in these troubled times.

Knows: As always, Homer knows what to do in these troubled times.

As always, Homer knows what to do in these troubled times.

Knows: Nobody knows what 4 year old me was doing

Nobody knows what 4 year old me was doing

Knows: Nobody knows what 4 year old me was doing by nalced88 MORE MEMES

Nobody knows what 4 year old me was doing by nalced88 MORE MEMES

Knows: Be the person Iroh knows you can be

Be the person Iroh knows you can be

Knows: Funny interaction I had. Hope she sees this just so she knows to be afraid.

Funny interaction I had. Hope she sees this just so she knows to be afraid.

Knows: She’s happy and she knows it :D

She’s happy and she knows it :D

Knows: Who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy…

Who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy…

Knows: whatgivesrosstheright:Phoebe knows

whatgivesrosstheright:Phoebe knows

Knows: Our vet clinic cat Bob greets me like this every morning when I let him out for the day. He knows how to open doors so we have to keep him in a cage overnight, or else he will eat the fish in our fishbowls! Best part of my mornings. (via)

Our vet clinic cat Bob greets me like this every morning when I let him out for the day. He knows how to open doors so we have to keep hi...

Knows: Watch out Karen, he knows KARATE now

Watch out Karen, he knows KARATE now

Knows: Watch out Karen, he knows KARATE now by YeetCop2020 MORE MEMES

Watch out Karen, he knows KARATE now by YeetCop2020 MORE MEMES

Knows: dickiesgrayson: plot twist: bruce knows exactly what a thot is. the one where bruce deliberate uses internet slang to annoy his children

dickiesgrayson: plot twist: bruce knows exactly what a thot is. the one where bruce deliberate uses internet slang to annoy his children

Knows: Everyone knows pigeons are real.

Everyone knows pigeons are real.

Knows: Everyone knows pigeons are real. by Trumlik MORE MEMES

Everyone knows pigeons are real. by Trumlik MORE MEMES

Knows: He knows my password

He knows my password

Knows: He knows my password

He knows my password

Knows: That bird is magnificent and she knows it

That bird is magnificent and she knows it

Knows: That bird is magnificent and she knows it by JustinSaneCesc MORE MEMES

That bird is magnificent and she knows it by JustinSaneCesc MORE MEMES

Knows: unexplained-events: staragus: unexplained-events: When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers… Caroline totes had a vampire lover. This is by far, my favorite theory.

unexplained-events: staragus: unexplained-events: When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma,...

Knows: When your cat knows how to read by jdwjeremy28 MORE MEMES

When your cat knows how to read by jdwjeremy28 MORE MEMES

Knows: When your cat knows how to read

When your cat knows how to read

Knows: This man knows how to win

This man knows how to win

Knows: She knows everything

She knows everything

Knows: He knows what hes doing

He knows what hes doing

Knows: sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.” #he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

sniperct: swan2swan: We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid eno...

Knows: Maxine Knows What We Men Desire

Maxine Knows What We Men Desire

Knows: Everybody knows that jogging as a black person is a crime… by Kamiklo MORE MEMES

Everybody knows that jogging as a black person is a crime… by Kamiklo MORE MEMES

Knows: Who knows if this is the right meme

Who knows if this is the right meme

Knows: She knows culture

She knows culture

Knows: quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it. also????? wake up your kid if they don’t hear their alarm????? dont do this???? I get the point on needing to be able to wake up by himself, but 1 - alarms don’t promote that either and 2 - he’s 9.If he’s sleeping in, especially at a younger age? There’s something wrong. Kids tend to wale up early, have high energy, etc. He’s either unable to sleep at night due to the monotony of the day not taking up enough energy, or being in lockdown has been affecting his mental health, which will make him more tired, or maybe he’s feeling ill and sees no reason to mention it because it won’t affect anything, or who knows what else. Don’t punish your kid for sleeping late, make sure they’re okay and maybe, if they feel they need more sleep, add an extra hour on in the morning or something. Saying that if he doesn’t wake up on time there will be consequences, which will stress him out and stop him sleeping, maybe even motivating him to stay up all night instead of risking oversleeping. We don’t have control over when we wake up, and if he’s sleeping through alarms, something needs to change. Maybe even changing the sound will help, but you gotta try and find a solution to whatever is causing him to oversleep, not make him feel bad for it and, in the process, lose his trust.Also, just so you know, postive reinforcement (giving a reward) and negative reinforcement (temoving something bad - such as painkillers removing a headache) work miles better than punishment (destroying something they love and are proud of).

quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. T...

Knows: Trust him. He knows…

Trust him. He knows…

Knows: He knows, and he doesn’t care

He knows, and he doesn’t care

Knows: Yeah, he knows it’s his kid…

Yeah, he knows it’s his kid…

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