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Crazy, Driving, and Fire: ceasarslegion Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego "Iron Man," under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting "I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]" out of the open window. purgatoryandme A+ Concept, I love it, I'm dying, it's too good. It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there's some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there's a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there's now teens doing drive-by's being like "Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark ILOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]". The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme ("I love sucking UP TO JESUS") that goes very very badly (exactly how you'd expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony. Everybody should know better than to sue Tony. His lawyers tear them apart. There's an unholy grin on Tony's face during the entire publicized case - he's in a rainbow suit. He's in rainbow shades. He's wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says "I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That's your image. It's usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death this is canon now
Crazy, Driving, and Fire: ceasarslegion
 Reporter in the Marvel unviverse:
 Anthony Stark, well-known as a
 generous philanthropist, the CEO of
 Stark Industries, and his alter-ego
 "Iron Man," under fire today after
 a controversial video he posted to
 his personal Vine account went
 viral. The short footage showed
 Stark in the passenger seat of a
 car, driving by an anti-homosexual
 rally, repeatedly shouting "I love
 sucking [expletive for male
 genitalia]" out of the open window.
 purgatoryandme
 A+ Concept, I love it, I'm dying, it's too good.
 It becomes the hottest new meme throughout
 the US. Every single time there's some
 homophobic rally, Hell, every time there's a rally
 held by homophobes whether or not the rally
 was ABOUT homophobia there's now teens
 doing drive-by's being like "Ahem, this one is
 for Tony Stark ILOVE SUCKING [expletive for
 male genitalia]". The meme keeps escalating
 as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep
 out what they are saying in real time and on
 Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a
 repulser charging up
 The whole thing drives homophobes crazy.
 They hate it so much, it literally has some
 people trying to create their own counter meme
 ("I love sucking UP TO JESUS") that goes very
 very badly (exactly how you'd expect). So, out
 of options, they try to sue Tony.
 Everybody should know better than to sue
 Tony.
 His lawyers tear them apart. There's an unholy
 grin on Tony's face during the entire publicized
 case - he's in a rainbow suit. He's in rainbow
 shades. He's wearing a harness over his suit
 and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints
 everywhere he goes. His tie says "I love
 sucking [REPULSER NOISE]. Twitter goes nuts.
 A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is
 sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of
 a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign,
 becomes a reaction image nobody can resist.
 You wanna represent how tired you are of
 homophobic comments? That's your image. It's
 usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the
 background, military dress uniform smeared in
 glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed
 to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying
 for death
this is canon now

this is canon now

Being Alone, Family, and Friends: FOX friends I've characterized the Antifa people and people like them as protesters, but they're not. They weren't protesting anything ..They weren't trying to change my mind or advocate for a position. They were threatening my family to get me to stop talking." -Tucker Carlson 🔊CLICK VIDEO TURN ON THE VOLUME 🔊 MY NAME IS RICK FERRAN , AKA TANK, I am US Marine Veteran & also a communism survivor who survived 13 years under the oppressive Castro regime. I never in a million years would had imagine having to experience again what I had experience as a child growing in communism. What ANTIFA, Communists ,Socialists , BLM, Black Panthers Para Military Arms of the Democrat Party are doing to the opposition is exactly what the communists did to my family. I remember the first time the communists came to my house, students who were not old enough to know better were lead by my teachers and order my fellow peers to throw rotten eggs, rocks, bottles of urine, and feces at my house. I remember one of My neighbors try to stop the mob and he was lynched by them as I watched through the window. I was alone with my little sister and my Mother who had told us that we couldn’t go to school that morning. Thanks to my Mother sixth sense our family survived another day. My fellow Americans, this is not going to stop. It will get worse, the censorship has already begun, already groups who have tried to fight communist terrorist groups like Antifa are being persecuted and treated like criminals when it should be the other way around. I hold the democrats, the media, and the poor leadership of the Republican party responsible for such actions. The USA needs to turn around this path or we will all experience what real nightmares are made off.
Being Alone, Family, and Friends: FOX
 friends
 I've characterized the Antifa people and
 people like them as protesters, but they're not.
 They weren't protesting anything
 ..They weren't trying to change my mind or
 advocate for a position. They were threatening
 my family to get me to stop talking."
 -Tucker Carlson
🔊CLICK VIDEO TURN ON THE VOLUME 🔊 MY NAME IS RICK FERRAN , AKA TANK, I am US Marine Veteran & also a communism survivor who survived 13 years under the oppressive Castro regime. I never in a million years would had imagine having to experience again what I had experience as a child growing in communism. What ANTIFA, Communists ,Socialists , BLM, Black Panthers Para Military Arms of the Democrat Party are doing to the opposition is exactly what the communists did to my family. I remember the first time the communists came to my house, students who were not old enough to know better were lead by my teachers and order my fellow peers to throw rotten eggs, rocks, bottles of urine, and feces at my house. I remember one of My neighbors try to stop the mob and he was lynched by them as I watched through the window. I was alone with my little sister and my Mother who had told us that we couldn’t go to school that morning. Thanks to my Mother sixth sense our family survived another day. My fellow Americans, this is not going to stop. It will get worse, the censorship has already begun, already groups who have tried to fight communist terrorist groups like Antifa are being persecuted and treated like criminals when it should be the other way around. I hold the democrats, the media, and the poor leadership of the Republican party responsible for such actions. The USA needs to turn around this path or we will all experience what real nightmares are made off.

🔊CLICK VIDEO TURN ON THE VOLUME 🔊 MY NAME IS RICK FERRAN , AKA TANK, I am US Marine Veteran

Black Friday, Disney, and Disney World: Iram @lramFlorCamacho Follow I hate people. OFF 2 for 2 RETWEETS LIKES 5,551 6,783 -Follow @kolorsofKeish And y'all think folks in retail and food service don't deserve more than minimum fucking wage Iram@lramFlorCamacho I hate people RETWEETS LIKES 0,060 10,858 cawcawoedipus: mamamichine: socialistexan: lake–verity: theryanproject: buttcheekpalmkang: ski-mvsk-mxbbin: thelovelybones124: This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol ^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ All.of.this Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales. I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables. I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up. This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour. And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops. I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?” It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,
Black Friday, Disney, and Disney World: Iram
 @lramFlorCamacho
 Follow
 I hate people.
 OFF
 2 for 2
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 5,551 6,783

 -Follow
 @kolorsofKeish
 And y'all think folks in retail and food service
 don't deserve more than minimum fucking
 wage
 Iram@lramFlorCamacho
 I hate people
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 0,060 10,858
cawcawoedipus:

mamamichine:

socialistexan:

lake–verity:

theryanproject:

buttcheekpalmkang:

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:


thelovelybones124:
This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain 

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol 


^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried. 


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


All.of.this


Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.
I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.
I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.
This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.
And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops. 


I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”


It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

cawcawoedipus: mamamichine: socialistexan: lake–verity: theryanproject: buttcheekpalmkang: ski-mvsk-mxbbin: thelovelybones124: This ...

College, Death, and Mean: THE FOUR STAGES OF POWERPOIN BRIEFS You'd think officers and their college training would mean that they'd know better than to death-by-PowerPoint their troops.
College, Death, and Mean: THE FOUR STAGES
 OF POWERPOIN BRIEFS
You'd think officers and their college training would mean that they'd know better than to death-by-PowerPoint their troops.

You'd think officers and their college training would mean that they'd know better than to death-by-PowerPoint their troops.

Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Watching my homies in the deep end.. I know better tho 😂😂
Memes, 🤖, and Deep: Watching my homies in the deep end.. I know better tho 😂😂

Watching my homies in the deep end.. I know better tho 😂😂

Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!
Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD
 Why would there be a bottle of wine
 on the stove?!
 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
 for a bulletin board
 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave
 a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge!
 someone could get hurt!
 Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
 BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a
 garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
 OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING
 TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR
 SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE
 .Seriously?
 People. Wow, Open your EYES
 Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is
 CLEANING HER FLOOR
 IN
 WHITE
 PANTS???
 CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR
 LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the
 fridge? You could get hurt!!1
 Guys for the love of god how can you not
 notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?!
 WTF Barbie? Clean your house more
 often, would ya?
 Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their
 fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
 doomsong13
 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the
 toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD
 GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
 YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL
 what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?!
 omfg how can you not notice the fact the
 fridge has three layers of drawers on the
 bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont
 work that way im sorry
 aeolus06
 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN
 YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN
 COMMITTED HERE?!!
 THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
 freakin' sense of style, woman!
 theres a dead body
 OMG why does she not put the bread away.
 She should put it in the pantry so she could
 have more room on the counter.
 i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7
 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN
 SCREENSHOTS
 BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON
 THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW
 Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven
 and the towel ends up on the floor.
 Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog
 1,123,830 notes
Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Feminism, Fucking, and Girls: carl lukens @overlordsloth41 Walked into the rape seminar they had at the school and said go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you and walked out 23/10/2014 18:50 Sid @Sidistic Girls should take rape as a compliment. A man is willing to sacrifice his freedom to penetrate your vagina. You're the chosen one. Be happy 16/12/2012 00:58 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES Martin Parker @parker287 1 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you, it's a compliment. Jeez...women can be so sensitive. 21/09/2010 17:45 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride If I ever heard a girl blow a rape whistle l'd rush over as fast as possible and, like a Good Samaritan, would help the guy rape her. 09/04/2014 01:10 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES <p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/176000007894/cisnowflake-rebel-potato-honey-sugarr" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/175998061221/rebel-potato-honey-sugarr-icequeen223" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://rebel-potato.tumblr.com/post/175991608822/honey-sugarr-icequeen223-thefatandfurious" class="tumblr_blog">rebel-potato</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://honey-sugarr.tumblr.com/post/175991474694/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">honey-sugarr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>We live in a scary world, gals.</p> </blockquote> <p>How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>What the actual fuck</p></blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but why should I assume 4 random tweets from twitter (which can be faked mind you) now represent all men? </p></blockquote> <p>Let’s assume none of these people are trolls. 4 assholes on Twitter aren’t representative of all men. If someone was to make a post like this about any other demographic you’d all be screaming about bigotry.</p></blockquote> <p>Those are some fucked up statements, but how am I supposed to react? What is the context of their saying these things? Come on Tumblr, you know better than this.</p></blockquote> <p>Are you new? Tumblr absolutely does not know better than this.</p>
Feminism, Fucking, and Girls: carl lukens
 @overlordsloth41
 Walked into the rape seminar they
 had at the school and said go
 ahead call the cops they can't
 unrape you and walked out
 23/10/2014 18:50

 Sid
 @Sidistic
 Girls should take rape as a
 compliment. A man is willing to
 sacrifice his freedom to penetrate
 your vagina. You're the chosen
 one. Be happy
 16/12/2012 00:58
 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES

 Martin Parker
 @parker287
 1
 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you,
 it's a compliment. Jeez...women
 can be so sensitive.
 21/09/2010 17:45
 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES

 Leviathan Pride
 @LeviathanPride
 If I ever heard a girl blow a rape
 whistle l'd rush over as fast as
 possible and, like a Good
 Samaritan, would help the guy
 rape her.
 09/04/2014 01:10
 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES
<p><a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/176000007894/cisnowflake-rebel-potato-honey-sugarr" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/175998061221/rebel-potato-honey-sugarr-icequeen223" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://rebel-potato.tumblr.com/post/175991608822/honey-sugarr-icequeen223-thefatandfurious" class="tumblr_blog">rebel-potato</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://honey-sugarr.tumblr.com/post/175991474694/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">honey-sugarr</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>We live in a scary world, gals.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. <br/></p></blockquote>

<p>What the actual fuck</p></blockquote>

<p>I’m sorry but why should I assume 4 random tweets from twitter (which can be faked mind you) now represent all men? </p></blockquote>

<p>Let’s assume none of these people are trolls. 4 assholes on Twitter aren’t representative of all men. If someone was to make a post like this about any other demographic you’d all be screaming about bigotry.</p></blockquote>

<p>Those are some fucked up statements, but how am I supposed to react? What is the context of their saying these things? Come on Tumblr, you know better than this.</p></blockquote>

<p>Are you new? Tumblr absolutely does not know better than this.</p>

black-girl-against-feminism: cisnowflake: rebel-potato: honey-sugarr: icequeen223: thefatandfurious: We live in a scary world, gals. H...

Anaconda, Desperate, and Dumb: Today 2:26 PM Hey can you Venmo me $5 Today 2:53 PM Y tho I'm stranded with no gas Piease How about I just get you an Uber to my place Today 3:46 PM Or I can drive to your place after you help me I'm sorry but I don't donate money to heretics Sent I'll never eat pineapple pizza again if you help me I'm not kidding I'll snap you to prove it Today B:36 PM Will u Venmo me if I show you Nope. But you'll have my sympathies Btw if you find a gas station that actually fills up your car for $5 Imk R u dumb It doesn't fill it up Just gives you enough gas to get home See, being dumb would be sending a stranger on the internet five bucks And dumber would be seeing the internet memes of women asking men on tinder to Venmo $5 and thinking it's actually a good idea Sent I've never seen those memes but l'm intrigued You had my interest at first, but I know better than to get myself into $5 pussy That's hysterical $5 for this pussy? Absolutely not Today 8:15PM Well whatever you think it's worth, my time is worth far more Fuck you Nah, you tossed that opportunity away earlier You would never be so lucky sweetheart You're lucky I even matched you Maybe, maybe not. Either way, we both know one thing's for sure A particular thottie ain't getting $5 richer I'm not a thot Search your feelings (and wallet) You know it to be true What's $5 from you when I've made $300 on here the last 3 days Nope not a thot sweetie I'm very particular about my men Unless they appear to be ugly and desperate enough to give me money Hence why I matched you LMAO, yeah sure Lol idc if you believe me or not But that is 100% truthfully why I matched you And, on that note BEGONE THOT Stitch Girl ghosts on me then outta nowhere
Anaconda, Desperate, and Dumb: Today 2:26 PM
 Hey can you Venmo me $5
 Today 2:53 PM
 Y tho
 I'm stranded with no gas
 Piease
 How about I just get you an Uber to
 my place
 Today 3:46 PM
 Or I can drive to your place after you
 help me
 I'm sorry but I don't donate money to
 heretics
 Sent
 I'll never eat pineapple pizza again if
 you help me
 I'm not kidding
 I'll snap you to prove it
 Today B:36 PM
 Will u Venmo me if I show you
 Nope. But you'll have my sympathies
 Btw if you find a gas station that
 actually fills up your car for $5 Imk
 R u dumb
 It doesn't fill it up
 Just gives you enough gas to get
 home
 See, being dumb would be sending a
 stranger on the internet five bucks
 And dumber would be seeing the
 internet memes of women asking men
 on tinder to Venmo $5 and thinking
 it's actually a good idea
 Sent
 I've never seen those memes but l'm
 intrigued
 You had my interest at first, but I know
 better than to get myself into $5
 pussy
 That's hysterical
 $5 for this pussy?
 Absolutely not
 Today 8:15PM
 Well whatever you think it's worth, my
 time is worth far more
 Fuck you
 Nah, you tossed that opportunity away
 earlier
 You would never be so lucky
 sweetheart
 You're lucky I even matched you
 Maybe, maybe not. Either way, we
 both know one thing's for sure
 A particular thottie ain't getting $5
 richer
 I'm not a thot
 Search your feelings (and wallet)
 You know it to be true
 What's $5 from you when I've made
 $300 on here the last 3 days
 Nope not a thot sweetie
 I'm very particular about my men
 Unless they appear to be ugly and
 desperate enough to give me money
 Hence why I matched you
 LMAO, yeah sure
 Lol idc if you believe me or not
 But that is 100% truthfully why I
 matched you
 And, on that note
 BEGONE
 THOT
 Stitch
Girl ghosts on me then outta nowhere

Girl ghosts on me then outta nowhere

Books, Energy, and Facebook: SHOULD I UNFRIEND THIS PERSON? HOW BADIS the COMMENT/POST? LOUD AND WRONG OR BIGOTED MEME OR VIDEO SLURS/HATE SPEECH THEIR HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE BUT IT'S LOW-KEY FUCKED UP YIKES. Is this a first offense or... THEY KEEP SLIPPIN' AND I'M OVER IT Ain't nobody got time for that Do you know them IRL? NO YES They're usually on point. I dunno WHAT THE HELL is goin' on. SEE? This is why we don't friend randos How often do you see them? Weddings & holidays, ALL THE TIME! We Not that often but It's been a few We work saw the Black Panther we're friendly years & I haven't together THIS FOOL IS MY FAMILY doc together. They should know better. missed them What did I tell you about adding coworkers? SHIT. Aw damn. Leave a “not cool. Let's talk offline" then talk to them offline. Do you have time energy to talk to them? YES NO Don't sweat it. Make a mental note, check the chart next time. "Hey this isn't cool/appropriate, here's a link for more info. UNFRIENDING WILL CAUSE TOO MUCH DRAMA Change your privacy settings & restrict them from leaving comments. Franchesca Ramsey, WeLL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY @chescaleigh chescaleigh: With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondaland, the new Shonda Rhimes lifestyle site, which includes handy “Should I unfriend this person?” flowchart. As we all know, Facebook has changed many of our lives, relationships and businesses for better aaaand for worse. So I made a handy flowchart to help you decide when to cut the cord with your Facebook friends.   Unfriended! from Well, That Escalated Quickly (via Shondaland) And don’t forget #WTEQ will be available in hardcover, digital and audiobook on 5/22 at your favorite local retailers! Visit wteqbook.com to pre-order, get tour dates and more!
Books, Energy, and Facebook: SHOULD I UNFRIEND THIS PERSON?
 HOW BADIS the COMMENT/POST?
 LOUD AND WRONG
 OR BIGOTED MEME
 OR VIDEO
 SLURS/HATE SPEECH
 THEIR HEART IS IN
 THE RIGHT PLACE
 BUT IT'S LOW-KEY
 FUCKED UP
 YIKES.
 Is this a first
 offense or...
 THEY KEEP SLIPPIN' AND
 I'M OVER IT
 Ain't nobody got
 time for that
 Do you know
 them IRL?
 NO
 YES
 They're usually on point. I
 dunno WHAT THE HELL
 is goin' on.
 SEE? This is why we
 don't friend randos
 How often do you
 see them?
 Weddings & holidays, ALL THE TIME! We Not that often but It's been a few We work
 saw the Black Panther we're friendly years & I haven't together
 THIS FOOL IS
 MY FAMILY
 doc together. They
 should know better.
 missed them
 What did I tell you
 about adding
 coworkers?
 SHIT.
 Aw damn. Leave a “not
 cool. Let's talk offline"
 then talk to them offline.
 Do you have time energy
 to talk to them?
 YES
 NO
 Don't sweat it. Make
 a mental note, check
 the chart next time.
 "Hey this isn't
 cool/appropriate,
 here's a link for
 more info.
 UNFRIENDING WILL
 CAUSE TOO MUCH DRAMA
 Change your privacy settings & restrict
 them from leaving comments.
 Franchesca Ramsey, WeLL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
 @chescaleigh
chescaleigh:
With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondaland, the new Shonda Rhimes lifestyle site, which includes handy “Should I unfriend this person?” flowchart. As we all know, Facebook has changed many of our lives, relationships and businesses for better aaaand for worse. So I made a handy flowchart to help you decide when to cut the cord with your Facebook friends.  
Unfriended! from Well, That Escalated Quickly (via Shondaland)
And don’t forget #WTEQ will be available in hardcover, digital and audiobook on 5/22 at your favorite local retailers! Visit wteqbook.com to pre-order, get tour dates and more!

chescaleigh: With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondaland, ...

Dank, Memes, and Target: Stupid. Stupid, Stupid. HIFW after every interaction I have with a girl I’d like to get to know better by serbeardless MORE MEMES HERE
Dank, Memes, and Target: Stupid. Stupid, Stupid.
HIFW after every interaction I have with a girl I’d like to get to know better by serbeardless
MORE MEMES HERE

HIFW after every interaction I have with a girl I’d like to get to know better by serbeardless MORE MEMES HERE

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: melonmemes: Peacekeepers should know better than this
Tumblr, Blog, and Com: melonmemes:

Peacekeepers should know better than this

melonmemes: Peacekeepers should know better than this

America, Children, and College: America's Last Line Of Defense March 27 at 8:39pm She has to be stopped! Emma Gonzalez attacking a 2nd Amendment supporter's truck at a March For Our Lives rally, (2018, colorized) Comment Share Libby Gosbee These are supposed to be peaceful school kids, and here she is destroying a truck of some one with an umbrella .hope they sue her and parents for all the damage. 58 on Tue Like Reply More Gerald Easton If she would have attached me, she would be 6 ft down with a week. Self defense, this why people need gun for protection from crazies like the above, were is the police protection? 644 on Tue Like Reply More Lois Elaine Gibson What is wrong with these young people? When did wrong become right? Why do we, as TRUE AMERICANS" ALLOW these children of satan, to destroy an divide our country? l know they are paid by Soros and others go do these things, but where are the parents ????? Yes they are probably college students and should know better, but somewhere along the line, someone failed at teaching these kids to do good and probably never brought them up to believe in God. Wake up America!!!! We ARIE headed toward a civil war....or worse 64 on Wed Like Reply More tsarmander: the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this this has to be the funniest thing from this entire year im going to lose it 
America, Children, and College: America's Last Line Of Defense
 March 27 at 8:39pm
 She has to be stopped!
 Emma Gonzalez attacking a 2nd Amendment
 supporter's truck at a March For Our Lives rally,
 (2018, colorized)
 Comment
 Share

 Libby Gosbee
 These are supposed to be
 peaceful school kids, and
 here she is destroying a
 truck of some one with an
 umbrella .hope they sue her
 and parents for all the
 damage.
 58
 on Tue Like Reply More

 Gerald Easton
 If she would have
 attached me, she would
 be 6 ft down with a week.
 Self defense, this why
 people need gun for
 protection from crazies
 like the above, were is the
 police protection?
 644
 on Tue Like Reply More

 Lois Elaine Gibson
 What is wrong with these young
 people? When did wrong
 become right? Why do we, as
 TRUE AMERICANS" ALLOW
 these children of satan, to
 destroy an divide our country? l
 know they are paid by Soros
 and others go do these things,
 but where are the parents ?????
 Yes they are probably college
 students and should know
 better, but somewhere along
 the line, someone failed at
 teaching these kids to do good
 and probably never brought
 them up to believe in God.
 Wake up America!!!! We ARIE
 headed toward a civil war....or
 worse
 64
 on Wed Like Reply More
tsarmander:
the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this
this has to be the funniest thing from this entire year im going to lose it 

tsarmander: the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this this has to be the funniest thing ...

Abc, Bitch, and Fucking: abc merican Jaol <p><a href="https://hexpress.tumblr.com/post/171879956727/libertarirynn-finally-got-around-to-watching" class="tumblr_blog">hexpress</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171879688059/finally-got-around-to-watching-the-video-and-this" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Finally got around to watching the video and this is honestly fucking disgusting. You know damn well that if Lionel or Luke had done that to a 19-year-old female contestant they would be immediately fired and their careers would be over. He’s obviously uncomfortable and she demands he come up and kiss her, then she sneaks a kiss on his lips even though he said he didn’t want one. Not sure how that can be defined as anything but assault. And people can fuck right off with the “he’s lucky his first kiss was with Katy Perry!“ shit. I don’t care who you are you don’t have the right to force yourself on someone. Someone is not “lucky“ to be manhandled by you just because you’re famous. </p> <p>Fuck this double standard. And then the bitch had the nerve to act like he wasn’t talented enough to go through while acknowledging that he was probably nervous because she fucking assaulted him. Honestly trash.</p></blockquote> <p>THAT’S PERRY? I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT WAS MILEY</p></blockquote> <p>No Katy appropriated the Miley cut. Pretty much after Miley had grown out of it funnily enough. She also stole the “pathetic attempts at being edgy“ thing from Miley but the difference is that Miley went through that stage when she was in her late teens and early 20s and Katy is closer to 40 than 20 and should know better.</p>
Abc, Bitch, and Fucking: abc
 merican Jaol
<p><a href="https://hexpress.tumblr.com/post/171879956727/libertarirynn-finally-got-around-to-watching" class="tumblr_blog">hexpress</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171879688059/finally-got-around-to-watching-the-video-and-this" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Finally got around to watching the video and this is honestly fucking disgusting. You know damn well that if Lionel or Luke had done that to a 19-year-old female contestant they would be immediately fired and their careers would be over. He’s obviously uncomfortable and she demands he come up and kiss her, then she sneaks a kiss on his lips even though he said he didn’t want one. Not sure how that can be defined as anything but assault. And people can fuck right off with the “he’s lucky his first kiss was with Katy Perry!“ shit. I don’t care who you are you don’t have the right to force yourself on someone. Someone is not “lucky“ to be manhandled by you just because you’re famous. </p>

<p>Fuck this double standard. And then the bitch had the nerve to act like he wasn’t talented enough to go through while acknowledging that he was probably nervous because she fucking assaulted him. Honestly trash.</p></blockquote>

<p>THAT’S PERRY? I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT WAS MILEY</p></blockquote>

<p>No Katy appropriated the Miley cut. Pretty much after Miley had grown out of it funnily enough. She also stole the “pathetic attempts at being edgy“ thing from Miley but the difference is that Miley went through that stage when she was in her late teens and early 20s and Katy is closer to 40 than 20 and should know better.</p>

hexpress: libertarirynn: Finally got around to watching the video and this is honestly fucking disgusting. You know damn well that if Lion...

9/11, Africa, and Being Alone: now you kno! In 2002, Kenyan Masai tribespeople donated 14 cows to to the U.S to help with the aftermath of 9/11. nowyoukno.com thestoicgod: hutchj: thestoicgod: velocicrafter: markingatlightspeed: cyanwrites: iammyfather: evilelitest2: petitepenquin: mehofkirkwall: disputedthreshermaw: natrsrants: deadcatwithaflamethrower: jadedhavok: randomthingsthatilike123: gweatherwax: awesomonster: obese-starving-artist: the-treble: nowyoukno: Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno That was super nice of them. And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all. American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.” . Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia: “Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]” So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it. Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters??????? Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks).  We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations.  The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross. And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened: Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts ‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT.  Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow I’m so angry. I didn’t know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina. Like, that’s something we, the people, should hear about and we don’t. Please don’t blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes. We don’t have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us. Spread this shit.  After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth. Okay, Katrina thing.Only Texans really knows this? and even then it’s not wide spread.Mexico sent their army.They sent their army for relief efforts. Didn’t call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies.When people actually got a call from them saying “Hey, we’re sending people up.”The people who answered said “What? We can’t…”“Too late, already there.”This was while the government was turning down help.So yeah, other countries send relief.Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist.Like… we don’t hear about this shit. At all. I can second the above with the fires.  Most the time, when people say “oh FEMA or something sent people right?” re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them.  If there’s a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up it’s ass, help is offered and most the time– shit, it gets there!But then the feds do something really fucking dirty.They insist they were the help, if it’s talked about at all.  They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a fireman’s a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth.  We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while ago– not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer “this is horrible and we’re helping” and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and people’s important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace.  What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to “but our people can handle it because we’re the best at handling things” and then they move on before the idea it’s out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impact– by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the “eh, we can handle it and everyone else out there– they need our help because they’re not so good at handling disasters like we are.”People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of community– we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information.So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because they’re considered unimportant. Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that they’ll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if it’s in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually they’re rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless aren’t important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location. Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them. So, when we do get help for any of the above, it’s possible that most people may have no idea about what’s happened, let alone that help’s been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vague– the news don’t care to give the nitty gritty. You’ll know something happened and people are suffering and “gee, isn’t it good you’re not them” and then now the weather. So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help. International response to Hurricane Katrina: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina  We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it American Media really fails regularly  Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power.  California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow. After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldn’t get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined. A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldn’t call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down). American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing. It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general.I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us. If we weren’t always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return. If the media didn’t present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like they’re part of a fucking community.But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with. They’re hard to control with propaganda and hate. They’re hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying “this is fine” while the empire burns.A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully. Shit like that, my friends. Shit like that. Its hubris is seemingly limitless. C O M M E N T A R Y FYI: They left out the part where America’s rudeness kicked in and turned down the offer of the cows. The US government is really tryna kill its people. Someone offered water purification units and they were like “nah,” let those tricks get sick. @hutchj how about the U.S. passed a law recently making CBD, the non-psychoactive derivative of cannabis, illegal as a Schedule A drug, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO REDUCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES IN CHILDREN TO ZERO among a dozen other ailments having been reduced to nominal levels allowing ppl to function normally (ADHD, chronic pain, IBS, menstrual cramps, Alzheimer’s, etc). Doctors around the country (that Big Pharma can’t buy off) are fighting back for their patients’ well-being. 😡
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 In 2002, Kenyan Masai tribespeople
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That was super nice of them.
And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”
.
Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:
“Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]”
So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters???????
Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks). 
We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations. 
The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross.
And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened:
Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts


‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid


So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT. 

Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow

I’m so angry.
I didn’t know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina.  Like, that’s something we, the people, should hear about and we don’t.
Please don’t blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes.  We don’t have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us.

Spread this shit.  

After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth.

Okay, Katrina thing.Only Texans really knows this? and even then it’s not wide spread.Mexico sent their army.They sent their army for relief efforts. Didn’t call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies.When people actually got a call from them saying “Hey, we’re sending people up.”The people who answered said “What? We can’t…”“Too late, already there.”This was while the government was turning down help.So yeah, other countries send relief.Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist.Like… we don’t hear about this shit. At all.

I can second the above with the fires. 
Most the time, when people say “oh FEMA or something sent people right?” re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them. 
If there’s a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up it’s ass, help is offered and most the time– shit, it gets there!But then the feds do something really fucking dirty.They insist they were the help, if it’s talked about at all. 
They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a fireman’s a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth. 
We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while ago– not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer “this is horrible and we’re helping” and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and people’s important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace. 
What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to “but our people can handle it because we’re the best at handling things” and then they move on before the idea it’s out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impact– by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the “eh, we can handle it and everyone else out there– they need our help because they’re not so good at handling disasters like we are.”People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of community– we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information.So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because they’re considered unimportant. Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that they’ll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if it’s in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually they’re rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless aren’t important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location. Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them.
So, when we do get help for any of the above, it’s possible that most people may have no idea about what’s happened, let alone that help’s been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vague– the news don’t care to give the nitty gritty. You’ll know something happened and people are suffering and “gee, isn’t it good you’re not them” and then now the weather.
So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help.

International response to Hurricane Katrina:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina 
We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it

American Media really fails regularly 

Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power.  California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow.

After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldn’t get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined.
A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldn’t call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down).

American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing.  It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general.I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us.  If we weren’t always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return.  If the media didn’t present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like they’re part of a fucking community.But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with.  They’re hard to control with propaganda and hate.  They’re hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying “this is fine” while the empire burns.A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully.  Shit like that, my friends.  Shit like that.  Its hubris is seemingly limitless.

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FYI: They left out the part where America’s rudeness kicked in and turned down the offer of the cows. 

 The US government is really tryna kill its people. Someone offered water purification units and they were like “nah,” let those tricks get sick.

@hutchj  how about the U.S. passed a law recently making CBD, the non-psychoactive derivative of cannabis, illegal as a Schedule A drug, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO REDUCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES IN CHILDREN TO ZERO among a dozen other ailments having been reduced to nominal levels allowing ppl to function normally (ADHD, chronic pain, IBS, menstrual cramps, Alzheimer’s, etc). Doctors around the country (that Big Pharma can’t buy off) are fighting back for their patients’ well-being. 😡

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