🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Kill

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kill: ayellowbirds: bead-bead: geekwithsandwich: kakaphoe: willowwish64: babyanimalgifs: The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world. Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison: too smoll OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off They are perfect and I love them Aw, look at these little murder muffins. smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep) Smol handsome murderbaby

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kill: The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

kill: The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

The right way to carry your boss’s body after you kill him

kill: a-single-soy: pruane2: powerfulbeings: bogleech: pruane2: Family guy funny movement what I found funny as a child: jokes what I find funny as a grown adult: this….????????!!!?? Look at that stance, he didn’t even move. Theres so much power emanating from his. He could kill anyone he wants to.

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kill: beyoncescock: i just want to be able to kill a white maned lynel easily

beyoncescock: i just want to be able to kill a white maned lynel easily

kill: memes that kill pt. 479

memes that kill pt. 479

kill: You don’t kill people who owe you money.

You don’t kill people who owe you money.

kill: We promise not to kill you

We promise not to kill you

kill: You brought him here to kill me!

You brought him here to kill me!

kill: Don’t make me kill you

Don’t make me kill you

kill: Wow, Epstein didn’t kill himself, who knew?

Wow, Epstein didn’t kill himself, who knew?

kill: capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange. I would literally do crack to hit him harder My president? Y’all talk so much shit about North Korea and other “non free” countries yet you want us to defend that bloated partially digested heinous ass putrid cheese turd because …. why? Fight till the death? DEATH? Give MY life? I’m about to do crack to kill YOU mother fucker excuse me ? LMAOOO WHAT I’m so high but like …… noooooo!?

capacity: yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229: you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting a...

kill: thotlord: Lucy Liu on the set of Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

thotlord: Lucy Liu on the set of Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

kill: sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

kill: Lemme kill em sooner rather than later (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Lemme kill em sooner rather than later (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

kill: epicdndmemes: “Why are you all just talking in funny voices? We’ve got goblins to kill!”

epicdndmemes: “Why are you all just talking in funny voices? We’ve got goblins to kill!”

kill: Please don’t kill me

Please don’t kill me

kill: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends.

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kill: S tumblintuck Follow O dear-tumbir PETA you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them? you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating " We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn't do as much work"? you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls? you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking? you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian? you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn't even real? you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context? Because I remember. I remember everything. And I'm gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. testingforcake23 Why would they kill pit bulls they're sweeties a dear-tumbir Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. PETA doesn't give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel. testingforcake23 Some celebs support them i-n-m-h ah c'mon, dear-tumbir, I think you're being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA's done some questionable things, but it's not like they've also -spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information -used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures) -used a young man's brutal death as a way to say "yeah that's awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that" (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible) -dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism) -offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads) -and they definitely didn't have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death) -and they totally didn't get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn't seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death) Nah. PETA's not that bad. /the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA) a dear-tumbir Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA? I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you've done. adear-tumbir Bringing it back, because it's charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. Source: dear-tumbir 312,250 notes While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

While we’re remembering ancient memes, let me remind you

kill: Spoiler alert, season two is on the way, so in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself Just like Jeffery Epstein. LID [ Crowd booing] Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!

kill: serenity I'm like a microwave, easy to turn on, warm inside and if you put a baby in me, l'll kill it e hold up Hol’ up

Hol’ up

kill: serenity I'm like a microwave, easy to turn on, warm inside and if you put a baby in me, l'll kill it e hold up Hol’ up by CammyDodger2016 MORE MEMES

Hol’ up by CammyDodger2016 MORE MEMES

kill: clarke drogo è @ztebekralc Yall really think earth gonna let us kill her? I know for a fact that bitch will wipe us out and start over like we never existeg 12:06 AM 12 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone floralobsessednerd:

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kill: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

kill: Since WW3 is happening, us redditors should wear special arm bands so that we wouldn't kill each other on the battlefield srsfunny: A message from Iran

srsfunny: A message from Iran

kill: When you kill a man for the first, time and you really need a cigarette but you're not 21 Have a laugh before the draft!

Have a laugh before the draft!

kill: Yashar Ali @yashar Ricky Gervais just made an Epstein didn't kill himself joke The audience at the Golden Globes groaned Ricky Gervais: "Shut up, I don't care. I know he was your friend." The Rickster…

The Rickster…

kill: lightningrei: sesshomaru and rin doodles that i likedalso dont tag as ship or ill kill you

lightningrei: sesshomaru and rin doodles that i likedalso dont tag as ship or ill kill you

kill: PREPARE YOURSELF! EN GAR... он. FLUMP. MY SWORD HAS DEPRESSION. CAN WE TRY AGAIN LATER? DON'T WORRY, WE CAN KILL THAT SMUG PRICK SOME OTHER TIME. он. 0.. SWORDS CCCLVIII SWORDSCOMIC.COM awesomacious: sword care 101 :)

awesomacious: sword care 101 :)

kill: @meezytk why everyone in the purge want to kill people? if crime was legal i'd just want to steal clothes so when the purge over I can be fly as shit 10:48 PM 24 Jul 14 Source: momjeanswag

kill: POLICE Armed Suspect Attempted to Kill YouTuber Gavin Free (Slo Mo Guys) Before Being Shot Dead by Police BY MIKE KENT @DexertoMike How it really happened

How it really happened

kill: When the Doctor says you have 1 year left to live. So you kill him and the Judge gives you 40 Years The Physical Return of Christ 414 views 27 God has no power here!

God has no power here!

kill: I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU.. GRRRR! CAUGHT IN THIS DISGUSTING SPELL? JUST KILL ME! YOU THINK I'M GONNA SAY THAT? I'M ACTUALLY, A WEREWOLF, HAHA! TYING LIKE THIS IS JUST TOO EASY FOR ME TO GET... ERM? IT DIDN'T BREAK?! HOW COME. I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE. .THE WEREWOLF GIRL FROM THE GLOOMY FOREST. I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH AND KNOWN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF.. ITS LEATHER MAIL SPECIALLY MADE FOR WEREWOLVES. HIGHLY FLEXIBLE, NEXT-TO-SKIN AND UNBREAKABLE WHEN SHAPE SHIFTING. WHAT? TENTACLES... BECAME CLOTHING? IT'S MY FIRST-MEETING GIFT FOR NEIGHBORS. ОННН, TH-THANK YOU. I'VE MOVED HERE RECENTLY WITH MY PUPIL. WE LIVE IN THE DUNGEON NEXT TO THE FOREST. IT'S.REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU- @eddlai608 JUST KILL ME[OC]

JUST KILL ME[OC]

kill: 1 100% ull AT&T 6:59 PM Tweet 23 Judd Apatow Retweeted DL Hughley @RealDLHughley It's weird that Americans are willing to spend trillions to kill people they have never seen! But won't give a dollar to house people they see on their streets everyday! TeamDI 1/5/20, 6:20 PM 245 Retweets 894 Likes Dan F @Dee_J_Eff· 33m Replying to @RealDLHughley Can't make money off fixing homelessness Tweet your reply It’s weird like that

It’s weird like that

kill: Trump: "Siri, where can I get a grilled queso and salami? Siri: "Okay, sending a jet to kill Qassem Soleimani" Would you like to know more?

Would you like to know more?

kill: PREPARE YOURSELF! EN GAR... он. FLUMP. MY SWORD HAS DEPRESSION. CAN WE TRY AGAIN LATER? DON'T WORRY, WE CAN KILL THAT SMUG PRICK SOME OTHER TIME. он. 0.. SWORDS CCCLVIII SWORDSCOMIC.COM sword care 101 :)

sword care 101 :)

kill: 4 kilmeters away I've sailed around the world and found a shortcut. I go to Spain to chase the bulls. I gave my Parents "the talk". I make onions cry. I can speak braille. I have my cake and eat it too. It's me who has the cat's tongue. I've pulled a hat out of a rabbit. I can kill two stones with one bird. I have taught an old dog several new tricks. I tell Simon what to do. I cut knives with butter. I'm the reason Waldo is hiding. And thanks to me, the Virgin Islands are now just Islands. I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

kill: @elizwsmith I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this... cue the x files theme AirDrop "Professor Donaldson's iPhone" would like to share a photo. the and em. (quiety) FLL KILL YOU. Decline Accept Professor Donaldson does not fuck around by GeniusMoose MORE MEMES

Professor Donaldson does not fuck around by GeniusMoose MORE MEMES

kill: PREPARE YOURSELF! EN GAR... он. FLUMP. MY SWORD HAS DEPRESSION. CAN WE TRY AGAIN LATER? DON'T WORRY, WE CAN KILL THAT SMUG PRICK SOME OTHER TIME. он. 0.. SWORDS CCCLVIII SWORDSCOMIC.COM Swords ~ Blade Blues

Swords ~ Blade Blues

kill: "IF YOU KILLA KILLER, THE NUMBER OF KILLERS IN THE WORLD REMAINS THE SAME.' -BATMAN Me: But what if I kill 2 killers? Batman: Listen here, you little shit Or more

Or more

kill: Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV Wow what a decade: - I lost my wife to illness - got a dog I grew to love - found my dog killed by the mob - proceeded to kill the mob through amazing marksmanship and hand to hand combat - battled the mob leader to the death on a dock - got a new pit bull puppy 9:19 AM · 31 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone Here’s to the next decade 🥂

Here’s to the next decade 🥂

kill: 3 WAYS TO STAY AWAKE 1. Take the stairs When your energy starts flagging, try jogging up and down the stairs a few times. It'll restore your vigor and get the blood flowing back to your brain. 2. Have a glass of ice water Avoid the dreaded caffeine crash by opting instead for a frosty glass of ice water. Gulp it down quick and it'll be sure to perk you up. 3. Kill a man You'll never feel more alive than when you take the life of another man. Doesn't matter who.

kill: NAW, I'M THE GRIM PEEPER. I JUST WATCH PEOPLE DIE THE GRIM REAPER! ARE YOU HERE TO KILL ME? AAA AAP AH OH SHIT, IT'S GOING DOWN АНН @MrLovenstein • MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO TYLER BILLMEYER The Grim Peeper

The Grim Peeper

kill: Start a family Find a prestigious job Be happy Spend my life trying to get worthless arrows on the internet WHAT IS YOUR NAME? "OUR SERIAL N "OU KILL HIM? EXPLAIN WHA Me irl

Me irl

kill: silent @silenthooper 10/25/18 when the race war is happening and I gotta kill tony hawk Q 1,764 2735.1K 106K Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Replying to @silenthooper l appreciate the hesitation though 10:18 AM - 10/30/18 from Encinitas, CA Twitter for iDhono rip tony hawk

rip tony hawk

kill: NAW, I'M THE GRIM PEEPER. I JUST WATCH PEOPLE DIE THE GRIM REAPER! ARE YOU HERE TO KILL ME? AAA AAP AH OH SHIT, IT'S GOING DOWN АНН @MrLovenstein • MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO TYLER BILLMEYER The Grim Peeper

The Grim Peeper

kill: The UK, US and Russia: We are going to kill Hitler Hitler: S ame. Same

Same

kill: It doesn't always take a knife to kill someone. It just takes a simple goodbye. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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