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keep away: evara-hargreaves: PSA to all bats: Stay hydrated and keep away from the giant flaming orb in the sky.
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PSA to all bats: Stay hydrated and keep away from the giant flaming orb in the sky.

evara-hargreaves: PSA to all bats: Stay hydrated and keep away from the giant flaming orb in the sky.

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keep away: KIC STA 10 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong. I Know, I Need To Stop Talking Yesterday at 2:35am Um, Original Source.. can we talk? I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good. I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience. And then. AND THEN. Oh. Dear, God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!" For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky my eyes were the least of my problems right now. I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.) Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive. May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom, which has never been so lively Kisses, IKINTST xxx She's not the alone one to have had such an experience. Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and our son also made the mistake of applying it to their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth and partly discomfort at the memory Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar sensation to when your dick of a Husband replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind me of his trauma Of couse there must be someone like it Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the midst of summer Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel
 keep away: KIC
 STA
 10
 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original
 Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's
 pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong.
 I Know, I Need To Stop Talking
 Yesterday at 2:35am
 Um, Original Source.. can we talk?
 I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped
 into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower
 gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but
 fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle
 of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was
 assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief
 I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather
 I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently
 (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at
 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
 I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck,
 breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class
 bathing experience.
 And then.
 AND THEN.
 Oh. Dear, God.
 MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE
 "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!"
 For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated
 the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal
 cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a
 stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
 BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT
 Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called
 shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE
 ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it
 contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY
 FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky
 my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
 I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were
 being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli
 sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling?
 TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush
 fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
 Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though
 may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have
 eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I
 thought I would pen you this missive.
 May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea
 Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following:
 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for
 mercy
 If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf
 Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom,
 which has never been so lively
 Kisses, IKINTST xxx
 She's not the alone one to have had such an experience.
 Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I
 made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to
 the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and
 our son also made the mistake of applying it to
 their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden
 balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't
 come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain
 and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth
 and partly discomfort at the memory
 Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar
 sensation to when your dick of a Husband
 replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon
 fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped
 Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he
 was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as
 I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his
 winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour
 with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind
 me of his trauma
 Of couse there must be someone like it
 Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V
 especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having
 a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on
 your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the
 midst of summer
Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel

Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel

keep away: uten Free A Charme up maRSHIma 4biddenknowledge You may be interested in knowing that TSP is also found in: Processed meat products. Processed cheeses. Many canned soups. Acts as a leavening agent in many commercial cakes and baked goods. As well as: Toothpaste, Whitening Toothpaste, Baby Toothpaste, Mouthwash, Hair coloring. Govt Warnings:Keep away from children. Contact with tablet causes damage to eyes and skin. Harmful, if swallowed. Avoid direct contact with tablet. Do not use ammonia in toilet bowl and do not add other household chemicals to toilet tank as hazardous gases may result. If tablet needs to be removed before completely dissolved, wear rubber gloves while removing from tank. Place in plastic bag. Avoid dropping. Eyes: Flush immediately with water for 15 minutes. Skin: Wash immediately with water for 15 minutes. If Swallowed: Rinse mouth and drink a glassful of water. Do not induce vomiting. In all cases, call a physician immediately. Emergency And First Aid Procedures Eyes: Flush Toughly With Water. Obtain Medical Attention. Skin: Wash Off With Water. If Irritation Is Evident, Obtain Medical Attention. Inhaled: Remove From Exposure. If Breathing Is Difficult Or Discomfort Persists, Obtain Medical Attention. Swallowed: Rinse Mouth With Water, Give Water To Cause Particles To Dissolve. Do Not Cause Vomiting. Call A Physician Immediately.Acute Health Effects:From MSDS Inhalation Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Small Amounts Of Dust Are Very Irritating. Large Exposures Can Cause Tissue Burns. Skin And Eye Contact Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Eye Contact: Tissue Burns Are Likely. Skin Contact: Strong Irritant; Chemical Burns Are Possible. Skin Absorption Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Not Known. Ingestion Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Slightly Toxic (Due To High Ph). Health Hazards (Acute And Chronic) Acute: The Material Is Moderately Toxic To Humans. Inhalation Of Heavy Dust May Irritate Nose And Throat. Ingestion May Injure Mouth, Throat, And Gastrointestinal Tract. Contact With Eyes Produces Local Irritation And Possible Conjunctivitis. Chronic: Chronic Toxicity Is Known, But Is Not Believed To Be Significant For Low Concentration. plus more. 4biddenknowledge
 keep away: uten Free
 A Charme
 up
 maRSHIma
 4biddenknowledge
You may be interested in knowing that TSP is also found in: Processed meat products. Processed cheeses. Many canned soups. Acts as a leavening agent in many commercial cakes and baked goods. As well as: Toothpaste, Whitening Toothpaste, Baby Toothpaste, Mouthwash, Hair coloring. Govt Warnings:Keep away from children. Contact with tablet causes damage to eyes and skin. Harmful, if swallowed. Avoid direct contact with tablet. Do not use ammonia in toilet bowl and do not add other household chemicals to toilet tank as hazardous gases may result. If tablet needs to be removed before completely dissolved, wear rubber gloves while removing from tank. Place in plastic bag. Avoid dropping. Eyes: Flush immediately with water for 15 minutes. Skin: Wash immediately with water for 15 minutes. If Swallowed: Rinse mouth and drink a glassful of water. Do not induce vomiting. In all cases, call a physician immediately. Emergency And First Aid Procedures Eyes: Flush Toughly With Water. Obtain Medical Attention. Skin: Wash Off With Water. If Irritation Is Evident, Obtain Medical Attention. Inhaled: Remove From Exposure. If Breathing Is Difficult Or Discomfort Persists, Obtain Medical Attention. Swallowed: Rinse Mouth With Water, Give Water To Cause Particles To Dissolve. Do Not Cause Vomiting. Call A Physician Immediately.Acute Health Effects:From MSDS Inhalation Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Small Amounts Of Dust Are Very Irritating. Large Exposures Can Cause Tissue Burns. Skin And Eye Contact Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Eye Contact: Tissue Burns Are Likely. Skin Contact: Strong Irritant; Chemical Burns Are Possible. Skin Absorption Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Not Known. Ingestion Health Risks And Symptoms Of Exposure Slightly Toxic (Due To High Ph). Health Hazards (Acute And Chronic) Acute: The Material Is Moderately Toxic To Humans. Inhalation Of Heavy Dust May Irritate Nose And Throat. Ingestion May Injure Mouth, Throat, And Gastrointestinal Tract. Contact With Eyes Produces Local Irritation And Possible Conjunctivitis. Chronic: Chronic Toxicity Is Known, But Is Not Believed To Be Significant For Low Concentration. plus more. 4biddenknowledge

You may be interested in knowing that TSP is also found in: Processed meat products. Processed cheeses. Many canned soups. Acts as a leav...

keep away: Interesting Facts About Hallow on Halloween is coming! These days, we either equate Halloween with kids seeking candy or girls using the day as an excuse to dress like prostitutes. But there's a lot more to this mysterious celebration than that. Here are some interesting facts about Halloween that you might not know. HALLOWEEN HAS SEVERAL DIFFERENT The correct spelling of Halloween is actually HALLOWE'EN NAMES: All Hallows Eve, Samhain, All Hallowtide, The Feast of the Dead, HALLOWEEN Haloween, All Saints Eve El Dia de los Muertos CELEBRATIONS DATE BACK 2000 YEARS (Day of the Dead) as traditional pagan traditions. THE TRADITION OF WEARING MASKS on Halloween comes from Welsh and IN AMERICA DURING THE 1800'S, the end Celtic traditions that claim the dead visit the living on October 31st. of the Harvest season was celebrated at the end of October by wearing costumes, eating sweets and playing practical jokes on each other. The masks are intended to keep the spirits of the dead from recognizing the living. The tradition of adding pranks into the Halloween mix In 1964, Helen Pfeil of Greenlawn, NY was started to turn ugly ARRESTED FOR HANDING OUT ARSENIC LACED TREATS in the 1930's and a movement began to substitute practical jokes for kids GOING DOOR TO DOOR COLLECTING CANDY. as a prank on teens she deemed too old for trick or treating. ВОBBING FOR APPLES JACK 0' LANTERNS started with a Roman harvest festival honoring Pamona, the goddess of originated in Ireland as hollowed out turnips with candles placed in them to keep away evil ghosts and spirits on the Samhain holiday. fruit trees. ABOUT 99% OF ALL PUMPKINS sold are used as Jack o' Lanterns for Halloween. ORANGE AND BLACK are traditional Halloween colors: BLACK CATS ORANGE get a bad rap on Halloween because they represents the fall Harvest. were once believed to be witch's subordinates who protected their master's dark powers. BLACK represents the darkness. If you see a SPIDER In England. it's just the opposite. WHITE CATS on Halloween, it is said to be the spirit of a loved one watching over you. are believed to be bad luck Halloween candy sales average about 2 BILLION dollars annually in the United States. Halloween is the second most commercially SUCCESSFUL HOLIDAY Christmas is number one. Halloween is also the THIRD BIGGEST PARTY DAY 86% of Americans decorate their homes in celebration of of the year behind Halloween. New Year's Eve and Super Bowl Sunday. In 2009, Halloween costume sales exceeded $6 BILLION Adult oriented costumes account for 62% of those sales. brought to you by: Halloween Express.com K. unexplained-mysteries:Halloween Fun Facts
 keep away: Interesting
 Facts
 About
 Hallow on
 Halloween is coming! These days, we either equate Halloween with kids
 seeking candy or girls using the day as an excuse to dress like prostitutes.
 But there's a lot more to this mysterious celebration than that. Here are
 some interesting facts about Halloween that you might not know.
 HALLOWEEN
 HAS SEVERAL
 DIFFERENT
 The correct spelling of
 Halloween is actually
 HALLOWE'EN
 NAMES:
 All Hallows Eve,
 Samhain, All Hallowtide,
 The Feast of the Dead,
 HALLOWEEN
 Haloween, All Saints Eve
 El Dia de los Muertos
 CELEBRATIONS
 DATE BACK
 2000 YEARS
 (Day of the Dead)
 as traditional
 pagan traditions.
 THE
 TRADITION
 OF WEARING
 MASKS on Halloween
 comes from Welsh and
 IN AMERICA
 DURING THE
 1800'S, the end
 Celtic traditions that
 claim the dead visit the
 living on October 31st.
 of the Harvest season
 was celebrated at the
 end of October by
 wearing costumes,
 eating sweets and
 playing practical jokes
 on each other.
 The masks are intended
 to keep the spirits of the
 dead from recognizing
 the living.

 The tradition of
 adding pranks into
 the Halloween mix
 In 1964, Helen Pfeil
 of Greenlawn, NY was
 started to turn ugly
 ARRESTED
 FOR HANDING
 OUT ARSENIC
 LACED TREATS
 in the 1930's and a
 movement began to
 substitute practical
 jokes for kids
 GOING DOOR
 TO DOOR
 COLLECTING
 CANDY.
 as a prank on teens she
 deemed too old for trick
 or treating.
 ВОBBING
 FOR APPLES
 JACK 0'
 LANTERNS
 started with a Roman
 harvest festival honoring
 Pamona, the goddess of
 originated in Ireland
 as hollowed out turnips
 with candles placed in
 them to keep away evil
 ghosts and spirits on
 the Samhain holiday.
 fruit trees.
 ABOUT 99% OF
 ALL PUMPKINS
 sold are used as Jack o'
 Lanterns for Halloween.
 ORANGE
 AND BLACK
 are traditional
 Halloween colors:
 BLACK CATS
 ORANGE
 get a bad rap on
 Halloween because they
 represents the
 fall Harvest.
 were once believed to be
 witch's subordinates who
 protected their master's
 dark powers.
 BLACK
 represents
 the darkness.

 If you see a
 SPIDER
 In England.
 it's just the opposite.
 WHITE CATS
 on Halloween,
 it is said to be the
 spirit of a loved one
 watching over you.
 are believed to be
 bad luck
 Halloween candy
 sales average about
 2 BILLION
 dollars annually in
 the United States.
 Halloween is the second
 most commercially
 SUCCESSFUL
 HOLIDAY
 Christmas is
 number one.
 Halloween
 is also the
 THIRD
 BIGGEST
 PARTY DAY
 86% of Americans
 decorate their homes
 in celebration of
 of the year behind
 Halloween.
 New Year's Eve and
 Super Bowl Sunday.
 In 2009, Halloween
 costume sales exceeded
 $6 BILLION
 Adult oriented costumes
 account for 62% of those sales.
 brought to you by: Halloween Express.com
 K.
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