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Apparently, Ass, and Crying: 10:55 AM ll Verizon LTE 81% Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat go to /fit/ and find a solution main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aer shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german ever did is >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean Fiber
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: 10:55 AM
 ll Verizon LTE
 81%
 Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 >be fat
 go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 apparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 211 KB JPG
 save my filthy soul
 >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 >the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 >i dont shit that day
 next day i fiber myself up even more
 i dont shit that day either
 fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 >can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 >i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 >thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 >i have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 >it's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 no sound other than the whistling hiss
 suddenly stops
 >the hole is plugged
 >SOS
 >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
 hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 now the fun begins
 >a fart that could do more damage to the
 ozone layer than aer
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 >solid and prefectly round nuggets
 >the smell is killing me
 blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 >my guts are yelling in german
 ever did is
 >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 belly
 most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 point
 >just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 after an hour it finally seems to be over
 >im shivering and crying
 >both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 >gondorcallsforaid.rar
 shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
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