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80s, Being Alone, and Bad: R UL ES. FOR DATaNG MY D A UG HTER According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. ts wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dort care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black. Yellow black Yellow black. Yellow black Och, black and yeliowl Lets shake it upa little. Baryl Breakfast is readyt Oomingt Hang on a second Hello?- Bary?-Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?-Icart. nl pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sony. fm excited Here's the graduate. Were very proud of you son A perfect report card all Bs. Very proud Mat I got a thing going here.- You got int on your fuzz. Ow That's met-Wave to us! Well be in row 118,000. Byel Bary, I told you stop fying in the housel-Hey, Adam-Hey, Bary-Is that furz gel?-A litle. Special day, graduation Never thought fd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awoward Three days college. fm glad I took a day and Nitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different-Hi, Bary.-Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good-Hear about Frankie?-Yeah- You going to the funeral?-Na, fm net going Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Dort waste it on a squimel. Such a hothead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. Thats why we dort need vacations. Boy, qulte a bit of pemp. under the circumstances.- Wel, Adam, today we are men We arel-Bee-men Ament Halleljaht Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Burrwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating elass of..15. That concludes our ceremanies. And begins your career at Honex Industriest Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation Heads upl Here we ga. Keep your hands and anternas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what inl be like?-A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it Wow. Wow We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole fe to get to the point where you can wark for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formda is automatically color-corected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet synp with its distinetive goiden glow you kow as... Haneyl-That girf was hot She's my cousint-She is?-Yes, we're all cousins,-Right. Youre right At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?-Not enough Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.-What does that de?-Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us milions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Oof course Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small o iits done wel, means a lot. But choose carefuly because youl stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didt kow that. Whafs the difference? You be hapy to know that bees, as a species, havert had ane day off in 27 million years. So youll just work us to death? Well sure try. Wow job if is done do you think he makes? N yp with ts dstinctive oni yo asabee, have wo triest Will we pick oauriob to he ciumstances-Well the funeral?-Na fmnet ght rd make it. Three da prfect report card That biew my mind "What's the difference?T How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. fm relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam how could they never have told us that Wy would you question anything? Were bees. Were the most perfectly functioning society on Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what7 Give me one example. I dort know But you know what fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a secand Oheck it out-Hey, those are Pollen Jockst- Wow. ve never seen them this close. They know what its like cutside the hive. Yeah, but some dort come back-Hey, Jockst- Hi, Jockst You guys did great! Youre monsters! Youtre sky treaks! I love it I love it-twonder where they were.-I dot know. Their days not planned Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You catjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. Thats more polen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Its just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless youre wearingi arnd the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Arert they our cousins too? Distant. Distarst. Look at these twa. Oouple of Hive Hamys. Lets have fun with them t mst be dangerous being a Polen Jock. Yeah Once a bear pirned me agaist a mushroom He had a paw on my theroat, and with the other, he was slapping mel-On, myt-Inever thought rd knock him out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authortties. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasrt comrades? Yeah Gusty. Were hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorow Six miles, hh-Bamyl A pusdle jump for us, but maybe youre not up for it Maybe I am-You are not Were going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, brzy-boy? Are you bee enought I might be. It all depends on what 0900 mears. Hey, Honex! Dad you surprised me. You decide what youre interested int- Wel there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about stiming You grab that stick and you just move it srourd and you stie it around You get yourself into a thythm. Its a beautifd thing. You Our son the stirert-Youre gonna be a stimer?-No ones listering to met Wait till you see the sticks I have. I couid saay anything right now. fm gonna get an ant tattool Lets open some honey and celebratel Maybe pierce my thorax. Shave my anternae. Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg'! m se proud- Were starting work todayt- Today's the day. Oome on All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right Pollen eounting, stunt bee, pouring, stime, front desk, hair removal...-s it still available?-Hang an Two left One of themts yourst Oongratulationsl Step to the side.- Whatd you get-Picking crud out Stellart Wow Oouple of newbies? Yes, sirt Our frst dayt We are readyt Make your choice- You want to go first?-Na you ga Oh, my. Whats available? Restroom attendants open, not for the reason you think-Any chance of getting the Kreiman?-Sure, youre on fm somy, the Krelman just elosed out. Wax monkey's ahways open The Krelman opened up again What happenedtA bee ded Makes an opering. See? Hes dead Another dead one. Deady. Deadfed Two more dead Dead from the eck up. Dead from the neck down. That's lifel Oh tis is so hard Heating, cooling, sturnt bee, pourer, stimer, humming, inspector number severn lint coordinator, stripe supervisor mite wrangle Bary, what do you think I shoud.. Bay? Bamyl All right, welve got the sunflower patch in quasdrant nine What happened to you? Where are yout- fm going out Out? Out where?-Out there.-Oh, nol I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life. Youre goma diel Youre eraryl Helle? Another eall coming in. If anyenes feeling brave, there's a Korean dell on 83ed that gets their roses today Hey, guys.-Look at that-Isrt that the id we saw yesterday? Hold it, son ight decks restricted It's OK, Lou Were ganna take him up. Realy? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that-Thank you-OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all bees cannot fly in rain So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, bieds, bears and bats. Alsa, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling lke a cicada That's awful-And a reminder for you rookles, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humanst All right, unch positions! Buzz, bz, bar, bzzt Burz, burz, burz, burz! Burz, burz, buz, buurz! Black and yellow Hellol You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah Yeah, bring it an Wind check. Antennse, check- Nectar pack, check Wings, check Stinger, check. Seared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, lets move t out Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those flowersl Wowl fm out I cart beleve fm out So blue. I feel so fast and freel Bax kitel Wowt Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual, Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees, roger Bringing it arournd Stand to the side, kid its got a bit of a kick. That is one neetar colectort-Ever see pollination up close?- No, sie I pick up some polen here, sprinkde it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? its a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thats polen power Mare polen more flowers, more necta, more honey for us Oool. fm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Dort we need those? Ocpy that visual. Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say ogain? Youre reporting a moving flower? Atffimative. That was on the line This is the coolest. What is i?I dot know but fm loving this color t smeils good Not like a flowe ut like it. Yeah, furzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. ts a little grabby. My sweet lord of beest Oandy-brain, get off therel Problemt-Guyst-is could be bod Afemative. Very elose. Gorna hurt Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, roodel Ooming ln at you like a missilel Help mel I dort think these are flowers-Should we tell him?-I think he knows. What is this Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because youre about to eat t Yowser Gros. Theres a bee in the cart- Do something!-frm driving!-Hi, bee.-Hes bock herel Hes going to sting mel Nobody move. you dort move, he wort sting you Freezel He binked Spray him, Grarnyt What are you doing Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oart fly in rain Oart fy in rain Oant ly in rain Mayday! Maydayt Bee going down Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, couid you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a feld-out brochure. You see? Folds then, Theyre out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, thyre flabbergasted eart believe what I say, There's the sun Maybe thars a way out I dot remember the sun having a big 75 on it Ipredcted gicbal warming, I couid feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stopl Beel Stand back These are winter boots. Wait Dorft kill Nm You know fm allergic to them! This thing could kill mel Why does his lde have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? fm just saying all life has value. You dont know what hes capable of feeling. My brochure There you go, little guy, fm net scared of him ts an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks-Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?-Sure, Ken You know, whatever You could put carob chips on there Bye.-Supposed to eless calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my ife. i gotta say something All right, here it goes. Nah What would I say?l could really get in trouble. It's a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human lcart believe fm doing this. Ive got to Oh,l cart do it Oome onl No. Yes. Na. Do it I cart. How should I start it? You like jazzr No, thats no good Here she comes! Speak, you fool Hil fm sony.- Youre talking- Yes, I know Youre talikingt fm so sony. No, its OK. Its fine. I know fm dreaming. But I dot recall going to bed. Wel, fm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a suprise to me. I mean youre a beel I am And fm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasrt for you. I had to thank you it's just how Iwas raised. That was a little weird- fm talking with a bee.- Yeah fm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me I just warnt to say fm grateful. l leave now.-Wait How dd you leam to do thar?-What? The talking thing. Same way you did Iguess. "Mama, Dada honey You pick it up. Thats very funny,- Yeah Bees are funy. we didt laugh, wed cry with what we have to deal with Anyway.. Oan L.get you something?-Like what? I donh know I mean. I dont know Ocfee? I dort want to put you out. s no trouble. It takes two minutes-It's ust coffee-I hate to impose. Dort be ridiculous-Actually, i would love a cup Hey. you want nm cake?-1should-Have some. No, Icat-Oome ont Im trying to lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These stripes dort help. You look great! I dont kneow if you know anything about fashion Are you all right? No He's making the tie in the cab as theyre ying up Madison He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says, "Watermelan? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I many a watermelon? is that a bee joke? Thats the kind of stuff we do. Yeah different. So, what are you gonna do, Banry? About work? dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I cart do it the way they want. I know how you feel.-You do-Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.-Really?-My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway, if you look. There's my ive right there. See in Youre in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Im right off the Turtle Pond No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?-ts like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe nl try that You all right, malam?-Oh yeah Fine. Just having two cups of coffeel Anyway, this has een great Tranks or the cofee Yeal i no trouble. Soy i couldt finish it. idd fd be up the rest of my life. Are you.7Oan I take a piece of this with me? Surel Here, hve a crumb-Thankst- Yeah All right. Well, then... I guess i see you around Or not OK, Bay. And thank you so much again.. for before. Oh that? That was nothing Well, not nothing, but.. Anyway This cart possibly work He's all set to ga. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pul the chte. Sounds amazing-t was amazing! t was the scarlest, happlest moment of my life. Humans! I cant believe you were with humans! Giant, scary hurnans! What were they like? Huge and crary. They talk crary. They eat crary glant things. They drive crary.-Do they try and kill you like on TVn-Some of them But some of them dort-Howd you get back?-Poode. You did it, and fm glad You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be nomal,-Wel..-Wel? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp Your parents wll kill yout-No, no, no, not a wasp Spider?-m not attracted to spiders. I know its the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.I cart get by that face. So who is she? She's.. buman. No, no. Thats a bee law You wouldt break a bee law-Her name's Vanessa. Oh boy. Shels so nice. Aned she's a florist! Oh, nol Youre dating a human florist! We're not dating. Youre flying outside the hive, taiking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamitel She saved my lifel And she understands me. This is over Eat this. This is not over What was that?- Theye call it a crumb-t was so stingirt stripeyl And thats not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat- You know what a Oimnabon is?- No. It's bread and cinamon and frosting They heat it up... Sit down ealy hod-Listen to me We are not them! Were us. There's us and theres them Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yeaming? There's no yeaming. Stop yeaming. Lsten to me You have got to start thinking bee, my friend Thinking beel- Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel There he is. Hes in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee How much longer will this go on? s been three days! Why aret you working? ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no life! You have no job Youre barely a beel Would it kall you to make a little honey? Bany, come out Your father's taliking to you Martin, wouid you talk to him? Bary, Im talking to yout You coming? Got everything? All set Go ahead l catch up. Dort be too long. Watch thist Vanessal- We're still here.-Itoid you not to yell at him He doesrit respond to yeling- Then why yell at me?-Because you dorft listent fm not listening to this. Somy, Ive gotta go-Where are you going?-m meeting a friend A girt? Is this why you carft decide? Bye. Ijust Why dort you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your tum TIVo You can just freeze live TV? Thats insanel You dort have that? We have Hivo, but its a disease. ts a homble, homble disease. Oh my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We ty not to sting. Its usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly. You kick a wal take a walk, wite an angry letter and throw it out Work through it lke any emotion Anger jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK7 Yeah-What is wrong with youn- Iits a bug. Hes not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep What was that? A Pic N Save circularn Yeah, it was. How did you know? t felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-fve is pretty much our limit. Youlve realy got that down to a science.-1 lost a cousin to talian Vogue.-l bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lictta Private Select?-s he that actor?-Inever heard of him -Why is this here?-For people. We eat it. You dot have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.- How do you get i?- Bees make it.-Iknow who makes it And it's hard to make it There's heating, cooling, stining. You need a whole Krelman thing!-ts organie-s ourganict it's just honey, Bary. Just what Bees dont now about thist This is stealing! A lot of stealing! Youve taken our homes, schools, hospltalst This is al we havel And its on sale m getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of thist Hey, Hector You almost done-Almost He is here. Isense it Well, Iguess go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around. Youre busted box boyt I knew I heard something. So you can taild I can talk And now youl start taliking! Where you geting the sweet stuf? Whd your supplier? I dort understand I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset beest Youre too latel ts ours nowt You si have crossed the wrong sword You sit will be lunch for my iguana, ignaciol Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farmst t comes from Honey Farmst Orary person! What homble thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what Nt them And now they're on the road to nowhere Just keep still, What? Youre not dead? Do l look ad? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Haney Farms. I am onto something huge here. fm going to Alaska. Moose blood crary stuff. Blows your head off fm going to Tacoma-And you?-He really is dead All right Uh-oh- What is that-Oh, not-Awipert Triple biadel- Triple blade? Jump ont Its your dead? They ww fyia lgnaciol Where is th ca tae I can tak. And now le m getting to the b nd it's hard to make t Thres Hercules is this? How did eis et b body. Get out of here, you crt only chance, beet Why does everything hove to be so doggone clean How much do you people need to seet Open your eyest Stick your head out the windowl From NPR News in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel. But dot l no more bugs!-Beel-Moose blood guyi- You hear something?-Like what? Lke tiny screaming. Tum ff the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre geting it. I mean, that honey's ours.-Bees hang tight.- Were all jammed in it's a close community. Not us, man We on our own Every mosquito on his own-What if you get in trouble You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack See a mosquito, smack, smack At least youre out in the world You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonly. Mosquito girl dort want no mosquito. You got to be kidding mel Moosebioods about to leave the building So long, beel Hey, guyst-Mooseblood I new rd catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure proft. What is this place? A bees got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheedst Pinhead Oheck ot the new smoker.- Ch sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomas 3000 Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatile. Twice the nicotine, all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. They make the honey, and we make the money7 Oh, myt What's going an? Are you OK? Yeah It doesnt last too long. Do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your quen? Thats a man in womerts clothest Thats a drag gueent What is this? Oh nol Theres harndreds of them Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale This is worse than anything bears have done intend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? Thats a rumoe Do these look like rumors? Thats a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What?- Talking to humans He has a human girttriend And they make out Make ou? Bayt We do not-You wish you could- Whose side are you on? The beest I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night Bary, this is what you want to do with your ife? 1 want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than beest Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stining. You couldit stop remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We Bive on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it realy hurts. In the face! The eyel- That would hurt No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hives only full-hour action news source. No more bee beardst With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Stom Stinger Sports with Burz Larvi And Jeanete Ohung-Good evering. fm Bob Bumble. And fm Jeanete Ohung A tri-county bee, Bary Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegaly! Tomomow night on Bee Lary King, well have three former queens here in our studio discusing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talkding to Bary Benson Did you ever think Tm a kid from the hive. I cart do this7 Bees have never been afraid to change the world What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where fm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community lis supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know they have a Lary King in the human world too. t's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots..Next week.. Glasses, quotes on the bottonm from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next weekd Theyre scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken She's 81. Honey, her backhands a jokel fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.- Is that that same bee?-Yes, it ist fm helping Nim sue the human race. -Hello Hello, bee. This is Ken Yeah I remember you Timberfand size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I beleve. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go'eause we're realy busy working. But its our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult You poor thing You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. -Frosting How many sugars? Just one ltry not to use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop tnstead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouguets now Those are great, if you/re three. And artificial flowers- Oh, those just get me paychotict-Yeah me too. Bent stingers, pointiess polination Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a itle bit: This lawsuits a pretty big deal.-I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am t sure? When fm done with the humans, they wort be able to say, Honey, fm home without paying a royaltyt ts an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world aniously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actusly speak, What have we gotten into here, Bany? ts pretty big, ist it? icart believe how many humans dort work during the day. You think billion-dolar mutinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barmicade. What's the matter?-Idort know I just got a chil Well, if it isrt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Bany Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mc. Montgomery, youre representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... youre representing all the bees of the world? fm kidding. Yes, Your Honox were ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery.your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the juy, my grandmother was a simple woman Bom on a tam, she believed t was maris divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lhved in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, Just think of what would it mean I would have to negotiate with the silkwom for the elastic in my britches! Taiking beel How do we know this ist some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Holywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Roboticat Ventriloquismt Oloningt For all we know, he could be on sterolds! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here. fm just an ordinary bee, Honey's pretty important to me. ts Important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we otion-plcture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They coid be od put before us. If we tived in the topsy-turvy world M. Benson imagines wre ready to proceed Mr. Montgomery, your opening statemert piese protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause were the little guyst Im hoping that, after this is all over youl see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish hed dress like that ol the time. So nicel Oal your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honront Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeepe i find that to be a very disturbing tem I dot Imagine you employ any bee-free-ens, do you?-No-Icouldt hear you-No-No Because you dort free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear You mean like this? Bears kill beest Howd you like his head crashing through your living room Biting into your coucht Spiting out your throw pillows! OK, thats enough Take him away, So Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me-Where have iI heard it before?-I was with a band called The Police. But youve never been a police officer, have you? No, I havert. No, you havert And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Me Sting? Because fm feeling a little stung, Sting Or should I say Mr. Gordon M Sumner That's not his real name You ldiots! Me. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you I see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome with a chuming inner turmoil thats ready to blow I enjoy what I do is that a crime? Not yet it isnt. But is this what its come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you dort have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, si? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now This ist a goodfela This is a bodella! Why doest someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home-Order in this court-Youtre al thinking it Ordert Order, I sayt-Say it-Mr. Uotta, please sit down I think it was awuly nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right legally? m a florist. Right Wel, heres to a great team To a great teamt Well, hella-Kent-Hela I didt think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but.. the battery. t didt want all this to go to waste, so l caled Barry. Luckly, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. Theres a lite left. I could heat it up Yeah heat it up, sure, whatever So I hear youre quite a ternis player. m not much for the game myself. The bals a little grabby. Thats where I uualy sit. Right there. Ken, Bary was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isrt really a special skill. You think I dort see what youre doing? 1 know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out Thats just what I was thinking about doing, Ken, I let Bary borow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was al ight fm goling to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that. You knowe Ive just about had it with your litle mind games.- Whats that?-talian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ade. Remember what Van said why is your life more valuabie than mine? Funny, I just cant seem to recall that I think something stinks in herel love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of fiames Not as much. Water bugt Not taking sidest Ken fm wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetie ve got issues! Wel, well well, a royal usht-Youre bluffing-Am ? Surfs up dudel Poo watert That bowl is gnarty. Except for those dirty yellow ringst Kenneth What are you dolingt You know I dort even lie honeyt I dort eat iet We need to tald Hes just a tle beel And he happens to be the nicest bee ve met in a long time Long time? What are you taling aboutt Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And youre one of them! Finel Tailking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coastert Goodbye, Ken And for your information I prefer sugar-fre, atificial sweetenes made by mant fm somy about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it lalways felt there was some kind of bamier between Ken and me. I couidt overcome it. O well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montpomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr Bamy Benson Bee to the stand Good ideat You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah Layton, youve gotta weave Are you allergic? Only to losing, son Only to losing. Mc Benson Bee, ask you what I think weld all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman?Were friends. Good friends?-Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her litlebedbug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand doest your queen give birth to all the bee children?-Yeah, but-So those arent your real parents- Oh, Bay-Yes, they arel Hold me bock Youre an ilegitimate bee, arert you Benson? Hes denouncing beest Dort yall date your cousins?-Objection-fm going to pincushion this guyt Adam dort ts what he wants Oh m hit Oh, lordy, I am hit Order Ordert The venom The venom is coursing through my veinst I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction You see? You cart treat them like equals! Theyre striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they knowt it's their wayt-Adam, stay with me.-I cart feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocksi will have order in this court. Ordert Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed tum against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.-Hey, buddy- Hey.-Is there much pain?-Yeah LIbew the whole case, didtnn doest matter. What matters is youre alve. You could have died fd be better off dead Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich Look, there's a litle celery still on it. What was it ke to sting someone?I cant explain it. It was al... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All ight. You think it was all a trap? Of course. fm somy. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world What will the humans do to us if they win? Idont know I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesrt sound so bad Adam they check in, but they dont check out Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window?- Why?-The smoke. Bees dort smoke. Right. Bees dort smoke. Bees dort smokel But some bees are smoking. That's it Thats our casel it is? s not over? Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can And assuming youve done step comectly, youre ready for the tub. M Flayman Yes? Yes, Your Honor Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Hono, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we dort make very good time. I actually heard a furny story about. Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd sheranigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who nun legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire casel Me. Flayman, fm afraid fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion But you cartt We have a temific case Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gunt Hold it, Your Honort You want a smokding gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? s a bee smokert What, this? This harmless litle contraption? This couldrt hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Smoking or non is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Uving out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?- What are we goa do?-Hes playing the species card Ladies and gentiemen, please, free these bees! Free the beest Free the beest Free the bees! Free the beest Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the beest Vanessa, we won! I kew you could do it High-fivel Somy, fm OKI You know what this means? All the honey will frrally belong to the bees. Now we wort have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson Youll rogret this. Bay, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Bamy, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and t have no pants. What if Montpgomery's right?-What do you mean? Weve been Eving the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, well demand a complete shutdown of ll bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a fithy, smely, bad-breath stink machine. Were all aware of what they do in the woods, Wait for my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then hell be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames.. But ifs just a prance-about stage namelunecessary innclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oart breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good Tap it. Mr. Burzwell, we just passed three cups, and therels gallons more coming!-I think we need to shut downt-Shut down? Weve never shut down. Shut down honey production Stop making honeyt Tum your key, sirt What do we do now? Oannonball Were shuting honey production Mission abort. Aborting pollination e some magic with this jury, or its ganna be all over. Dont wory. The only thing I have to do to tum this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about bees,- You got the tweezers? honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if hamans liked our honey? Who would? ts the greatest thing in the world Iwas excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk This was my new job. I wanted to do it reaily wel. And now... Now I cart. I dort understand why theyre not happy. I thought their ives would be betert Theyre doing nothing, ts amazing Honey really changes people You dort have any idea whts going on do you?-What did you want to show me- This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh no. On, my. Theyre all wilting. Doesrt look very good does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, fm gonmna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didift think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. its notust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. Thats our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination it could all just go south here, couldrt it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do i?- sting you you step on me Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Usten, Bamy.. somy, but I gotta get going I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tounament of Roses parade in Pasadena. Theyve moved it to this weekend becaune all the flowers are dying. s the last chance il ever have to see it. Vanessa Ijust wanna say fm sory. I never meant it to tun out ke this, I know Me neither. Toumament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Walt a minute. Roces: Roses? Rosest Vanessal Roses Bary?-Roses are flowers!-Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, polent I know That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Bayt OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my faut. Yes, it kind of is. Ive ruined the planet I wanted to help you with the flower shop. fve made it worse. Actualy, Its completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and its greater than my previous ldeas combined. I dort want to hear it ll right, they have the roses, the roses have the polen, I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park All we gota do is get what theyve got back here with what we've got Bees, - Park Pollent-Flowers-Repollination Across the nation Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifomia. Theyve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an ldea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch Thank you it was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea7I could be the princess, and you could be the peal Yes, I got it.-Where should I sit?-What are you?-I beleve fm the pea- The pea? t goes under the mattresses.-Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart-fm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiascol Lets see what this babyll do. Hey, what are you doing Then all we do is blend in with trafficwithout arousing suspicion Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop Security.- You and your insect pack your flost?-Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your stinger-ts part of me. I know JJust having some fun Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, well have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough polen to do the jobl 1 think this is gonna work It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York t looks like well experience a couple hours delay. Bary, these are cut flowers with no water. Theyll never make It I gotta get up there and talk to them Be careful. Oan i get help with the Sky Mall magazine? rd like too order the talking infiatable nose and ear hair trimmer. umyl What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded One's bald, one's in a boat, theyre both unconscious!-is that another bee joke?-Not No ones flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. Whats your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. Im a florist from New York Where's the pilot? Hes unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have fight experience? As a matter of fact, there is.- Whos that?-Bary Benson From the haney trial Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. Its got glant wings, huge engines. I cant fly a plane Why not? lst John Travolta a pilo?-Yes How hard could it be? Wait, Bary! Were headed into some lightring. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from K Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Banry Benson fresh from his legal victory That's Baryt s attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated fight crew. Flowers We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Junt a minute. There's a bee on that plane. fm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But ist he your only hope? Technically, a bee shoudt be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small.Havert we heard this a million times? The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get this on the airt-Got it Stand by.-Were going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of smal jobs. But let me tell you about a small job.f you do it wel, it makes a big dfference. More than we realized To us, to everyone. Thats why I want to get bees back to working together. Thats the bee wayt Were not made of Jel-a We get behind a fellow- Bisck and yellow!- Hellol Left, right, down hover Hover?-Forget hover This ist so hard Beep-beept Beep-beepl Bany, what happenedn Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.- That may have been helping me-And now were not So t tums out I carnot fy a plane. Al of you lets get behind this fellowt Move it out Move outt Our only chance is if Ido what rd do, you copy me with the wings of the planel Dort have to yel. m not yeling Were in a lot of trouble It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voicet Ifs not a tone. fm parnicking! I cart do thist Vanessa, pul yourself together You have to snap out of it You snap out of it. You snap out of it- You snap out of i-You snap out of i-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of i-You snap out of i-Hold it-Wy? Oome on its my tum How is the plane flying?i dot know Hello? Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow-Biack and yelow-Hello All right, lets drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I cartt see anything Oan you? No, nothing It's all cloudy Oome on You got to think bee, Bary. Thinking bee Thinking bee. Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel Wait a minte. I think fm feeling something.- What?-Idot know It's etron, pulling me. Lke a 27-million-year-old instinet. Bring the nose down Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel-What in the warld is on the tarmac?-Get some lights on that Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinkding bee- Vanessa, aim for the flower-OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affimativel Good Good Easy, now Thats it. Land on that flowert Ready? Full reversel Spin it around- Not that flowert The other onet-Which ane?- That fower Im aiming at the flowert That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pufsating flower made of milions of bees! Pul forward Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. This is insane, Baryl- This's the only way I know how to fly. Amt koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattem? Get your nose in there. Dort ber afraid. Smell it. Full reversel Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the centert Now drop it in Drop it in, womant Oome on, already. Bary, we did it! You taught me how to fyt-Yes. No Nigh-fivel-Right. Bay, it worked Did you see the giant flower? What glant flower? Where? Of course l saw the flowert That was genlus!- Thank you-Bun i.cd with the last golien from the last Fovsavailable anethere on Earth That means this is our last chance. Were the only anes who make honey, pollinate fflowers and dress lae this. If were gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be T bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? Were beest Keychaint Then follow met Except Keychain Hold on Bany, Here. Youve eamed this. Yeahl m a Pollen Jockd And its a perfect fit. All I gota do are the sleeves. Oh yeah That's our Bary. Momt The bees are back! If anybody needs to malke a call, nows the time. I gota feeling well be working late tonight Here's your change. Have a great aftemoont Oan lhelp whos next? Woudd you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved Dant forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, its all me. And i dort see a nickel Sometimes I Just feel like a piece of meat I had no idea. Bay, Im sory. Have you got a momenth Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you Somry fm late. Hes a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great aftemoonl Bay, ljust got this huge tulip order, and I cart get them anywhere No problom, Vannie Junst leave it to me. Youre a lifesaver, Bary. Oan I help whos next? All right, scramble, jockst It's time to fly. Thank you Bary! That bee is living my lidel Let it go Kerny When will this nightmare end-Let it all go Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend- Thinking beel-Me Holdit Lets just stop for a second. Hold it. fm somy. fm sory, everyone. Oan we stop here? fm not making a major ife decision during a production numbert All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that Take it or leave it
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 According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly. ts wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees dort care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black. Yellow black Yellow black. Yellow black Och, black and yeliowl Lets shake it
 upa little. Baryl Breakfast is readyt Oomingt Hang on a second Hello?- Bary?-Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?-Icart. nl pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sony. fm excited Here's the graduate. Were very proud of you son A perfect report card all Bs. Very proud
 Mat I got a thing going here.- You got int on your fuzz. Ow That's met-Wave to us! Well be in row 118,000. Byel Bary, I told you stop fying in the housel-Hey, Adam-Hey, Bary-Is that furz gel?-A litle. Special day, graduation Never thought fd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were
 awoward Three days college. fm glad I took a day and Nitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different-Hi, Bary.-Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good-Hear about Frankie?-Yeah- You going to the funeral?-Na, fm net going Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Dort waste it on a squimel. Such a hothead
 I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. Thats why we dort need vacations. Boy, qulte a bit of pemp. under the circumstances.- Wel, Adam, today we are men We arel-Bee-men Ament Halleljaht Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean
 Burrwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating elass of..15. That concludes our ceremanies. And begins your career at Honex Industriest Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation Heads upl Here we ga. Keep your hands and anternas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what inl be like?-A little scary. Welcome
 to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group This is it Wow. Wow We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole fe to get to the point where you can wark for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formda is automatically color-corected
 scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet synp with its distinetive goiden glow you kow as... Haneyl-That girf was hot She's my cousint-She is?-Yes, we're all cousins,-Right. Youre right At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new
 helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?-Not enough Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.-What does that de?-Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us milions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Oof course Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small
 o iits done wel, means a lot. But choose carefuly because youl stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didt kow that. Whafs the difference? You be hapy to know that bees, as a species, havert had ane day off in 27 million years. So youll just work us to death? Well sure try. Wow
 job if is done do you think he makes? N yp with ts dstinctive oni yo asabee, have wo triest Will we pick oauriob to he ciumstances-Well the funeral?-Na fmnet ght rd make it. Three da prfect report card
 That biew my mind "What's the difference?T How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. fm relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam how could they never have told us that Wy would you question anything? Were bees. Were the most perfectly functioning society on
 Earth You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what7 Give me one example. I dort know But you know what fm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a secand Oheck it out-Hey, those are Pollen Jockst- Wow. ve never seen them this close. They know what its like cutside
 the hive. Yeah, but some dort come back-Hey, Jockst- Hi, Jockst You guys did great! Youre monsters! Youtre sky treaks! I love it I love it-twonder where they were.-I dot know. Their days not planned Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You catjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be
 bred for that. Right. Look. Thats more polen than you and I will see in a lifetime. Its just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless youre wearingi arnd the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Arert they our cousins too? Distant. Distarst. Look at these twa. Oouple of Hive Hamys. Lets have fun with them
 t mst be dangerous being a Polen Jock. Yeah Once a bear pirned me agaist a mushroom He had a paw on my theroat, and with the other, he was slapping mel-On, myt-Inever thought rd knock him out What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authortties. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasrt
 comrades? Yeah Gusty. Were hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorow Six miles, hh-Bamyl A pusdle jump for us, but maybe youre not up for it Maybe I am-You are not Were going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, brzy-boy? Are you bee enought I might be. It all depends on what 0900 mears. Hey, Honex!
 Dad you surprised me. You decide what youre interested int- Wel there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son let me tell you about stiming You grab that stick and you just move it srourd and you stie it around You get yourself into a thythm. Its a beautifd thing. You
 Our son the stirert-Youre gonna be a stimer?-No ones listering to met Wait till you see the sticks I have. I couid saay anything right now. fm gonna get an ant tattool Lets open some honey and celebratel Maybe pierce my thorax. Shave my anternae. Shack up with a grasshopper Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg'! m
 se proud- Were starting work todayt- Today's the day. Oome on All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right Pollen eounting, stunt bee, pouring, stime, front desk, hair removal...-s it still available?-Hang an Two left One of themts yourst Oongratulationsl Step to the side.- Whatd you get-Picking crud out Stellart Wow Oouple
 of newbies? Yes, sirt Our frst dayt We are readyt Make your choice- You want to go first?-Na you ga Oh, my. Whats available? Restroom attendants open, not for the reason you think-Any chance of getting the Kreiman?-Sure, youre on fm somy, the Krelman just elosed out. Wax monkey's ahways open The Krelman opened up
 again What happenedtA bee ded Makes an opering. See? Hes dead Another dead one. Deady. Deadfed Two more dead Dead from the eck up. Dead from the neck down. That's lifel Oh tis is so hard Heating, cooling, sturnt bee, pourer, stimer, humming, inspector number severn lint coordinator, stripe supervisor mite wrangle
 Bary, what do you think I shoud.. Bay? Bamyl All right, welve got the sunflower patch in quasdrant nine What happened to you? Where are yout- fm going out Out? Out where?-Out there.-Oh, nol I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life. Youre goma diel Youre eraryl Helle? Another eall coming in. If anyenes feeling
 brave, there's a Korean dell on 83ed that gets their roses today Hey, guys.-Look at that-Isrt that the id we saw yesterday? Hold it, son ight decks restricted It's OK, Lou Were ganna take him up. Realy? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that-Thank you-OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all
 bees cannot fly in rain So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, bieds, bears and bats. Alsa, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling lke a cicada That's awful-And a reminder for you rookles, bee law number one, absolutely no talking
 to humanst All right, unch positions! Buzz, bz, bar, bzzt Burz, burz, burz, burz! Burz, burz, buz, buurz! Black and yellow Hellol You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah Yeah, bring it an Wind check. Antennse, check- Nectar pack, check Wings, check Stinger, check. Seared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, lets move
 t out Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you drain those flowersl Wowl fm out I cart beleve fm out So blue. I feel so fast and freel Bax kitel Wowt Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual, Bring it around 30 degrees and hold Roses! 30 degrees, roger Bringing it arournd Stand to the side, kid its
 got a bit of a kick. That is one neetar colectort-Ever see pollination up close?- No, sie I pick up some polen here, sprinkde it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? its a little bit of magie. That's amazing. Why do we do that? Thats polen power Mare polen more flowers, more necta, more honey for us
 Oool. fm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Dort we need those? Ocpy that visual. Wait One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say ogain? Youre reporting a moving flower? Atffimative. That was on the line This is the coolest. What is i?I dot know but fm loving this color t smeils good Not like a flowe
 ut like it. Yeah, furzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. ts a little grabby. My sweet lord of beest Oandy-brain, get off therel Problemt-Guyst-is could be bod Afemative. Very elose. Gorna hurt Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, roodel Ooming ln at you like a missilel Help mel I dort think these are flowers-Should we
 tell him?-I think he knows. What is this Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because youre about to eat t Yowser Gros. Theres a bee in the cart- Do something!-frm driving!-Hi, bee.-Hes bock herel Hes going to sting mel Nobody move. you dort move, he wort sting you Freezel He binked Spray him, Grarnyt
 What are you doing Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oart fly in rain Oart fy in rain Oant ly in rain Mayday! Maydayt Bee going down Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, couid you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a feld-out brochure. You see? Folds
 then, Theyre out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, thyre flabbergasted eart believe what I say, There's the sun Maybe thars a way out I dot remember the sun having a big 75 on it Ipredcted gicbal warming, I couid feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stopl Beel Stand back These are winter
 boots. Wait Dorft kill Nm You know fm allergic to them! This thing could kill mel Why does his lde have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? fm just saying all life has value. You dont know what hes capable of feeling. My brochure There you go, little guy, fm net scared
 of him ts an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks-Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?-Sure, Ken You know, whatever You could put carob chips on there Bye.-Supposed to
 eless calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my ife. i gotta say something All right, here it goes. Nah What would I say?l could really get in trouble. It's a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human lcart believe fm doing this. Ive got to Oh,l cart do it Oome onl No. Yes. Na. Do it I cart. How should I start it?
 You like jazzr No, thats no good Here she comes! Speak, you fool Hil fm sony.- Youre talking- Yes, I know Youre talikingt fm so sony. No, its OK. Its fine. I know fm dreaming. But I dot recall going to bed. Wel, fm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a suprise to me. I mean youre a beel I am And fm not supposed
 to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasrt for you. I had to thank you it's just how Iwas raised. That was a little weird- fm talking with a bee.- Yeah fm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me I just warnt to say fm grateful. l leave now.-Wait How dd you leam to do thar?-What? The talking thing.
 Same way you did Iguess. "Mama, Dada honey You pick it up. Thats very funny,- Yeah Bees are funy. we didt laugh, wed cry with what we have to deal with Anyway.. Oan L.get you something?-Like what? I donh know I mean. I dont know Ocfee? I dort want to put you out. s no trouble. It takes two minutes-It's
 ust coffee-I hate to impose. Dort be ridiculous-Actually, i would love a cup Hey. you want nm cake?-1should-Have some. No, Icat-Oome ont Im trying to lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These stripes dort help. You look great! I dont kneow if you know anything about fashion Are you all right? No He's making
 the tie in the cab as theyre ying up Madison He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church The wedding is on And he says, "Watermelan? I thought you said Guatemalan Why would I many a watermelon? is that a bee joke? Thats the kind of stuff we do. Yeah different. So, what are you gonna do, Banry? About work?
 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I cart do it the way they want. I know how you feel.-You do-Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.-Really?-My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan Anyway, if you look. There's my
 ive right there. See in Youre in Sheep Meadow! Yes! Im right off the Turtle Pond No way! I know that area I lost a toe ring there once.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?-ts like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe nl try that You all right, malam?-Oh yeah Fine. Just having two cups of coffeel Anyway, this has
 een great Tranks or the cofee Yeal i no trouble. Soy i couldt finish it. idd fd be up the rest of my life. Are you.7Oan I take a piece of this with me? Surel Here, hve a crumb-Thankst- Yeah All right. Well, then... I guess i see you around Or not OK, Bay. And thank you so much again.. for before. Oh that? That was
 nothing Well, not nothing, but.. Anyway This cart possibly work He's all set to ga. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pul the chte. Sounds amazing-t was amazing! t was the scarlest, happlest moment of my life. Humans! I cant believe you were with humans! Giant, scary hurnans! What were they like? Huge and crary. They
 talk crary. They eat crary glant things. They drive crary.-Do they try and kill you like on TVn-Some of them But some of them dort-Howd you get back?-Poode. You did it, and fm glad You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experience Now you can pick out yourjob and be nomal,-Wel..-Wel? Well, I met
 someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp Your parents wll kill yout-No, no, no, not a wasp Spider?-m not attracted to spiders. I know its the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.I cart get by that face. So who is she? She's.. buman. No, no. Thats a bee law You wouldt break a bee law-Her name's Vanessa. Oh
 boy. Shels so nice. Aned she's a florist! Oh, nol Youre dating a human florist! We're not dating. Youre flying outside the hive, taiking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamitel She saved my lifel And she understands me. This is over Eat this. This is not over What was that?- Theye
 call it a crumb-t was so stingirt stripeyl And thats not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat- You know what a Oimnabon is?- No. It's bread and cinamon and frosting They heat it up... Sit down ealy hod-Listen to me We are not them! Were us. There's us and theres them Yes, but who can deny the heart that is
 yeaming? There's no yeaming. Stop yeaming. Lsten to me You have got to start thinking bee, my friend Thinking beel- Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel Thinking beel There he is. Hes in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee How much longer will this go
 on? s been three days! Why aret you working? ve got a lot of big life decisions to think about What life? You have no life! You have no job Youre barely a beel Would it kall you to make a little honey? Bany, come out Your father's taliking to you Martin, wouid you talk to him? Bary, Im talking to yout You coming? Got everything?
 All set Go ahead l catch up. Dort be too long. Watch thist Vanessal- We're still here.-Itoid you not to yell at him He doesrit respond to yeling- Then why yell at me?-Because you dorft listent fm not listening to this. Somy, Ive gotta go-Where are you going?-m meeting a friend A girt? Is this why you carft decide? Bye. Ijust
 Why dort you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your tum TIVo You can just freeze live TV? Thats insanel You dort have that? We have Hivo, but its a disease. ts a homble, homble disease. Oh my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We ty not to sting. Its usually fatal for us. So you have
 to watch your temper. Very caretuly. You kick a wal take a walk, wite an angry letter and throw it out Work through it lke any emotion Anger jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK7 Yeah-What is wrong with youn- Iits a bug. Hes not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep What was that? A Pic N Save circularn
 Yeah, it was. How did you know? t felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-fve is pretty much our limit. Youlve realy got that down to a science.-1 lost a cousin to talian Vogue.-l bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lictta Private Select?-s he that actor?-Inever
 heard of him -Why is this here?-For people. We eat it. You dot have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.- How do you get i?- Bees make it.-Iknow who makes it And it's hard to make it There's heating, cooling, stining. You need a whole Krelman thing!-ts organie-s ourganict it's just honey, Bary. Just what Bees dont
 now about thist This is stealing! A lot of stealing! Youve taken our homes, schools, hospltalst This is al we havel And its on sale m getting to the bottom of this. Im getting to the bottom of all of thist Hey, Hector You almost done-Almost He is here. Isense it Well, Iguess go home now and just leave this nice honey out
 with no one around. Youre busted box boyt I knew I heard something. So you can taild I can talk And now youl start taliking! Where you geting the sweet stuf? Whd your supplier? I dort understand I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset beest Youre too latel ts ours nowt You si have crossed the wrong
 sword You sit will be lunch for my iguana, ignaciol Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farmst t comes from Honey Farmst Orary person! What homble thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what Nt them And now they're on the road to nowhere Just keep still, What? Youre not dead? Do l look
 ad? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Haney Farms. I am onto something huge here. fm going to Alaska. Moose blood crary stuff. Blows your head off fm going to Tacoma-And you?-He really is dead All right Uh-oh- What is that-Oh, not-Awipert Triple biadel- Triple blade? Jump ont Its your
 dead? They ww fyia lgnaciol Where is th ca tae I can tak. And now le m getting to the b nd it's hard to make t Thres Hercules is this? How did eis et b body. Get out of here, you crt
 only chance, beet Why does everything hove to be so doggone clean How much do you people need to seet Open your eyest Stick your head out the windowl From NPR News in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel. But dot l no more bugs!-Beel-Moose blood guyi- You hear something?-Like what? Lke tiny screaming. Tum ff the
 radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow I assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre geting it. I mean, that honey's ours.-Bees hang tight.- Were all jammed in it's a close community. Not us, man We on our own Every mosquito on his own-What if you get in trouble
 You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack See a mosquito, smack, smack At least youre out in the world You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonly. Mosquito girl dort want no mosquito. You got to be kidding mel Moosebioods about to leave the building So long, beel
 Hey, guyst-Mooseblood I new rd catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure proft. What is this place? A bees got a brain the size of a pinhead They are pinheedst Pinhead Oheck ot the new smoker.- Ch sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomas 3000
 Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatile. Twice the nicotine, all the tar A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. They make the honey, and we make the money7 Oh, myt What's going an? Are you OK? Yeah It doesnt last too long. Do you know youre in a fake hive with
 fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your quen? Thats a man in womerts clothest Thats a drag gueent What is this? Oh nol Theres harndreds of them Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale This is worse than anything bears have done intend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop.
 Who told you humans are taking our honey? Thats a rumoe Do these look like rumors? Thats a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What?- Talking to humans He has a human girttriend And they make out Make ou? Bayt We do not-You wish
 you could- Whose side are you on? The beest I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night Bary, this is what you want to do with your ife? 1 want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than beest Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stining. You couldit stop
 remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We Bive on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it realy hurts. In the face! The eyel- That would hurt No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place
 where it matters. Hive at Five, the hives only full-hour action news source. No more bee beardst With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk Weather with Stom Stinger Sports with Burz Larvi And Jeanete Ohung-Good evering. fm Bob Bumble. And fm Jeanete Ohung A tri-county bee, Bary Benson intends to sue the human race for
 stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegaly! Tomomow night on Bee Lary King, well have three former queens here in our studio discusing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon Tonight we're talkding to Bary Benson Did you ever think Tm a kid from the hive. I cart do this7 Bees have never
 been afraid to change the world What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where fm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community lis supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know they have a Lary King in the human world
 too. t's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots..Next week.. Glasses, quotes on the bottonm from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next weekd Theyre scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish In tennis,
 you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken She's 81. Honey, her backhands a jokel fm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.- Is that that same bee?-Yes, it ist fm helping Nim sue the human race. -Hello Hello, bee. This is Ken Yeah I remember you Timberfand size
 ten and a half. Vibram sole, I beleve. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go'eause we're realy busy working. But its our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult You poor thing You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. -Frosting How many sugars? Just one ltry not to
 use the competition So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop tnstead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouguets now Those are great, if you/re three. And artificial flowers- Oh, those just get me paychotict-Yeah me too. Bent stingers, pointiess polination Bees must hate those
 fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a itle bit: This lawsuits a pretty big deal.-I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am t sure? When fm done with the humans, they wort be able to say, Honey, fm home without paying a royaltyt ts an incredible scene here
 in downtown Manhattan where the world aniously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actusly speak, What have we gotten into here, Bany? ts pretty big, ist it? icart believe how many humans dort work during the day. You think billion-dolar mutinational food companies have
 good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barmicade. What's the matter?-Idort know I just got a chil Well, if it isrt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Bany Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
 Mc. Montgomery, youre representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... youre representing all the bees of the world? fm kidding. Yes, Your Honox were ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery.your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the juy, my grandmother was a simple woman Bom on
 a tam, she believed t was maris divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lhved in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, Just think of what would it mean I would have to negotiate with the silkwom for the elastic in my britches! Taiking beel How do we know this ist some sort of holographic
 motion-picture-capture Holywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Roboticat Ventriloquismt Oloningt For all we know, he could be on sterolds! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here. fm just an ordinary bee, Honey's pretty important to me. ts Important to all bees. We invented it We make it. And we
 otion-plcture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They coid be od put before us. If we tived in the topsy-turvy world M. Benson imagines wre ready to proceed Mr. Montgomery, your opening statemert piese
 protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause were the little guyst Im hoping that, after this is all over youl see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish hed dress like that ol the time. So nicel Oal your first
 witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honront Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeepe i find that to be a very disturbing tem I dot Imagine you employ any bee-free-ens, do you?-No-Icouldt hear you-No-No Because
 you dort free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear You mean like this? Bears kill beest Howd you like his head crashing through your living room Biting into your coucht Spiting out your
 throw pillows! OK, thats enough Take him away, So Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me-Where have iI heard it before?-I was with a band called The Police. But youve never been a police officer, have you? No, I havert. No, you havert And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen
 by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Me Sting? Because fm feeling a little stung, Sting Or should I say Mr. Gordon M Sumner That's not his real name You ldiots! Me. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you
 Thank you I see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome with a chuming inner turmoil thats ready to blow I enjoy what I do is that a crime? Not yet it isnt. But is this what its come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you dort have to rehearse your part and leam your lines, si? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right
 now This ist a goodfela This is a bodella! Why doest someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home-Order in this court-Youtre al thinking it Ordert Order, I sayt-Say it-Mr. Uotta, please sit down I think it was awuly nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right
 legally? m a florist. Right Wel, heres to a great team To a great teamt Well, hella-Kent-Hela I didt think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but.. the battery. t didt want all this to go to waste, so l caled Barry. Luckly, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. Theres a lite left. I could heat it up Yeah heat it up, sure,
 whatever So I hear youre quite a ternis player. m not much for the game myself. The bals a little grabby. Thats where I uualy sit. Right there. Ken, Bary was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isrt really a special skill. You think I dort see what youre doing? 1 know how hard it is to find
 the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out Thats just what I was thinking about doing, Ken, I let Bary borow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was al ight fm goling to drain the old stinger Yeah you do that Look at that. You knowe Ive just about had
 it with your litle mind games.- Whats that?-talian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ade. Remember what Van said why is your life more valuabie than mine? Funny, I just cant seem to recall that I think something stinks in herel love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of fiames Not as much. Water
 bugt Not taking sidest Ken fm wearing a Ohapstick hat This is pathetie ve got issues! Wel, well well, a royal usht-Youre bluffing-Am ? Surfs up dudel Poo watert That bowl is gnarty. Except for those dirty yellow ringst Kenneth What are you dolingt You know I dort even lie honeyt I dort eat iet We need to tald Hes just a
 tle beel And he happens to be the nicest bee ve met in a long time Long time? What are you taling aboutt Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And youre one of them! Finel Tailking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coastert Goodbye, Ken
 And for your information I prefer sugar-fre, atificial sweetenes made by mant fm somy about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it lalways felt there was some kind of bamier between Ken and me. I couidt overcome it. O well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montpomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr
 Bamy Benson Bee to the stand Good ideat You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah Layton, youve gotta weave
 Are you allergic? Only to losing, son Only to losing. Mc Benson Bee, ask you what I think weld all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman?Were friends. Good friends?-Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her litlebedbug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From what I
 understand doest your queen give birth to all the bee children?-Yeah, but-So those arent your real parents- Oh, Bay-Yes, they arel Hold me bock Youre an ilegitimate bee, arert you Benson? Hes denouncing beest Dort yall date your cousins?-Objection-fm going to pincushion this guyt Adam dort ts what he wants
 Oh m hit Oh, lordy, I am hit Order Ordert The venom The venom is coursing through my veinst I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction You see? You cart treat them like equals! Theyre striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they knowt it's their wayt-Adam, stay with me.-I cart feel my legs. What angel of mercy
 will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocksi will have order in this court. Ordert Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed tum against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.-Hey, buddy- Hey.-Is there much pain?-Yeah LIbew
 the whole case, didtnn doest matter. What matters is youre alve. You could have died fd be better off dead Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich Look, there's a litle celery still on it. What was it ke to sting someone?I cant explain it. It was al... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All
 ight. You think it was all a trap? Of course. fm somy. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world What will the humans do to us if they win? Idont know I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesrt sound so bad Adam they check in, but they dont check out Oh, my. Oould
 you get a nurse to close that window?- Why?-The smoke. Bees dort smoke. Right. Bees dort smoke. Bees dort smokel But some bees are smoking. That's it Thats our casel it is? s not over? Get dressed Ive gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can And assuming youve done step comectly,
 youre ready for the tub. M Flayman Yes? Yes, Your Honor Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Hono, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we dort make very good time. I actually heard a furny story about. Your Honor havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time?
 How much longer will we allow these absurd sheranigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who nun legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire casel Me. Flayman, fm afraid fm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion But you
 cartt We have a temific case Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gunt Hold it, Your Honort You want a smokding gun? Here is your smoking gun What is that? s a bee smokert What, this? This harmless litle contraption? This couldrt hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who
 have never been asked Smoking or non is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Uving out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?- What are we goa do?-Hes playing the species card Ladies and gentiemen, please, free these bees! Free the
 beest Free the beest Free the bees! Free the beest Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the beest Vanessa, we won! I kew you could do it High-fivel Somy, fm OKI You know what this means? All the honey will frrally belong to the bees. Now we wort have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of
 nature, Benson Youll rogret this. Bay, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Bamy, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and t have no pants. What if Montpgomery's right?-What do you mean? Weve been Eving the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you
 demand as a settlement? First, well demand a complete shutdown of ll bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a fithy, smely, bad-breath stink machine. Were all aware of what they do in the woods, Wait for
 my signal. Take him out. Hell have nauseous for a few hours, then hell be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames.. But ifs just a prance-about stage namelunecessary innclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack gamishments. Oart breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right
 there! Good Tap it. Mr. Burzwell, we just passed three cups, and therels gallons more coming!-I think we need to shut downt-Shut down? Weve never shut down. Shut down honey production Stop making honeyt Tum your key, sirt What do we do now? Oannonball Were shuting honey production Mission abort. Aborting pollination
 e some magic with this jury, or its ganna be all over. Dont wory. The only thing I have to do to tum this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about bees,- You got the tweezers?
 honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if hamans liked our honey? Who would? ts the greatest thing in the world Iwas excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk This was my new job. I wanted to do it reaily wel. And now... Now I cart. I dort understand why theyre not happy. I thought their ives would be betert
 Theyre doing nothing, ts amazing Honey really changes people You dort have any idea whts going on do you?-What did you want to show me- This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh no. On, my. Theyre all wilting. Doesrt look very good does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, fm gonmna
 guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didift think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. its notust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. Thats our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more
 pollination it could all just go south here, couldrt it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do i?- sting you you step on me Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Usten, Bamy.. somy, but I gotta get going I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are
 you going? To the final Tounament of Roses parade in Pasadena. Theyve moved it to this weekend becaune all the flowers are dying. s the last chance il ever have to see it. Vanessa Ijust wanna say fm sory. I never meant it to tun out ke this, I know Me neither. Toumament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Walt a minute. Roces:
 Roses? Rosest Vanessal Roses Bary?-Roses are flowers!-Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, polent I know That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Bayt OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my faut. Yes, it kind of is. Ive ruined the planet I wanted to
 help you with the flower shop. fve made it worse. Actualy, Its completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and its greater than my previous ldeas combined. I dort want to hear it ll right, they have the roses, the roses have the polen, I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park All
 we gota do is get what theyve got back here with what we've got Bees, - Park Pollent-Flowers-Repollination Across the nation Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifomia. Theyve got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an ldea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real
 Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch Thank you it was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea7I could be the princess, and you could be the peal Yes, I got it.-Where should I sit?-What are you?-I beleve fm the pea- The pea? t goes under the mattresses.-Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart-fm
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 whos next? All right, scramble, jockst It's time to fly. Thank you Bary! That bee is living my lidel Let it go Kerny When will this nightmare end-Let it all go Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend- Thinking beel-Me Holdit Lets just
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You can also take a step back to gain your personal space and say, "T don't want to answer this, sorry It's really alright to say NO to a certain question you don't feel be heard and if you don't do that you may find yourselt a bit lonely at times Think before you hit "send", as it can never be taken back. Re-read before you send it-the content language and tone are from your relatives or close Avoid gossiping Examples of nosy questions How old are you? Have you gained weight? When are you toma Gossiping has got people into big trouble. Not only is it in bad taste, but also if word got back to the person you were talking about, you will lose his/her trust an age contro (For more, check box on "Handling Gossip in Friendship). Post with caution on social media ied? Facebook, Instagram, ete are part of most people's lives now Remem- ber that not only can your friends see what you post, others can repost, cop share anything you put oat there also to other peo- ple standing in the queue. ve to do a lot of dam Did you fail in Physs ast year SOCIAL MEDIA GROWING UP Meet the famous YouTuber LIFE SKILLS every teen should learn These are the basic life skills teens need to know to be independent in this world Say hello to the popular YouTuber with 21 billion video ing attention to 'Let's Play'and he became quite a sensation in the online universe What's more Money management This is one of the most im plication, make resume and portant skills to learn in life Knowing how to handle your job or internship during sum- own bank aecount, the dan- gers of credit card debt and pare for your future career the importance of investing will give you financial know Goal setting is crucial how that is crucial in life. learn how to write a job ap may encounter at one or another Make su know how to handle emergeneies, Be inf and aware and you emerge as an indep- ent individual in che of your life and livin well. PewDlePie doesn't only do Let's Plays there is vari- ety in his content that in- cludes podcasts, reading comments, playing fan- made games, filming col- Jaboration videos with oth- er YouTubers. It's crisp such other things. A part-time views and more... mer holiday can help you pre elix Arvid Ulf Kjeli berg. better known as PewDiePie to his 100.1 million sub- scribers (nt the time of Fi 'OP Whether you want to take a competitive exam or eat more healthy, goal-setting skills are Work skills The big bad world where you essential. Make proper plans have to compete to climb up with achievable results. the ladder in your field will be tougher and less forgiving han school and college. So, going to press) is one of the most subscribed individual most gamer-commentators and co- channel has amassed the it into big ticket entertain- Number game a fledgling market of video catchy and fresh. Tamous YouTube on YouTube Since 2013, his game commentaury and tuned PewDiePie has uploaded over 3,800 videos on the platform, and lhas (approx) 21 billion video views His channel aiso ranks as the 10th most viewed on YouTube Team NIE 3medians on the internet. To most YouTube subscribers ment. Felix wasn't the first per know all about his success and in 2018, his estimated son to play video games while annual earnings were almost recording himself, but he has been more entertaining than others trying to grab eyeballs in this territory His reactions to horror games laced with Emotion regulation Learn to manage your emo- tions like controlling anger, knowing what to say when and so on. It's as important as academic learning. story, read on... $16 million. Who is PewDiePie? Claim to fame PewDiePle (from Sweden) took PewDiePie is a popular 'Let's Play' YouTuber who is the genuine humour started draw INTROSPECTION Dealing with crises A fire, a sertous injury, or natural disasters are just a few of the etnergencies you s multitasking slowing you down? W hile it might seem mental blocks that can slow ho day project lke you are ac you down. Also, doing any kno that little complishihg many different things at onc can info ation impair cognitive ability CA Expert ed from when all ne. So, instead of will be either tas is said and things at once, re search has shown that our brain is not nearly as good at handling It affects your 10 SPEAK and forth from multiple tasks as we think it to A study by the University of switching ba one task to ano er, try to fully devote your atte tion to each London fouund that participants multitasked during be. In fact, some researchers suggest that multitasking can who don't know much about the smaller details of formal dining. Please tell me what should one should do with the napkin when leaving the table mid-meal? -Curious Teen achually redace productivity by cognitive tasks, experienced an task for at least 20 inutes. 1Q score decline similar to those who have stayed up all night. Q Doing this will ensure that you meet your dedlines on time, minus the st ess that en- sues when you thy to do too as much as 40 per cent Does it hamper A. Hi, it's great that you are brushine up on your dining etiquette skills. Ab the napkin, well, check these points What's the solution? productivity? many things at the same time It applies to all age groups in cluding school children, too ADAPTED OM The next time you find yourself atching from one task to an in a tight spot, trying to juggle strher makes it difficae to tune listeming to your tuition teacher i distractions and may cause and planning for the upcoming MUST BO MUST SEE AUGUST 21, 2019 Japan after the surene Japanese govetument of World War t 178t The brave Hyder All fought the Battle of Palitore with the British. ESTORAGE WARS, HISTORY TV18, 5.00 PM: As the buyers arrive in Chino Catfornia, Darrell gives his son a chance to provhimself while. Jar rud and Brandi find a maic anit. TELEVISION 1965 Swiss Prench an fect and city planter Le Corbusier passed 870: Sasipada Banerji of Koikata established the first labour orgenisation, namely Sramajia Sangha MOVIES ON TV BANACONDA, &FLX, 3.10 PM: A doc 2entary ew, who are om their nission tofiudatrbe belp a saike bunter after they find him strand ed He fors them to risk timetr Hves and hunt dewn an anacanda What Retows is a dangervns tryst away STUPID BEST CAKE WINS, FYI TVI8, 7.00 PM: Top bakers Drom across US c eat birthdey cskes and compete apgainst eath ether to win the coveted title #URIGL OF aTUma, KATSOMAL DISCOVERY STARS IN INDIA, DIS 1982 Anandamayi Maa passed away 2928: Nellogg-Briand Pact- 60 nations agreed to condemn recourse to war for the solition of international 1984 US President eME MEBALL MOVIES HOW, 7E5 Ronald Reagan anno eifiaen tadie, a policeicer Brom Hang t that raalrouorsioe -from an Indian bro,”My man has even made it to the Indian newspaper!”Aww man,that’s four in a row Bebe!
Ali, Bad, and Children: Vthe form
 girf
 of gossip. No one is
 perfect and we ali make
 mistakes, locluding you
 To criticise a friend by
 gossiping about
 his/her flaws is a
 deal breaker
 egardless of the prufession you even
 naally choose, you'll have the need to
 communicate throughout life. Com
 ninicating your thoughts wel
 Includes sharing important informa
 tion in a clcer was winning people to your side
 keeping friends and other crucial relationships
 and more Check this communication guide to
 ep you naviste this territory effectively as it's
 sotmething that you will do always from your
 junior and bigh school years to eollege, job and
 R
 line with caution
 Not only does it show bad
 manners, gossip can hurt
 friendships and damage
 relationships. Before you
 join the gossip
 bandwagon, think twice,
 and steer clear of
 many social situations too.
 Changing the
 Holding a conversation
 subject graciously
 In social dos and get to
 stethers, certain things
 shouldn't be discussed
 When someone brings up
 a topic that ean cause an argument
 at a party (like politics and reli
 Everyone has one, and people gion), it's a good idea to shift the
 appreciate you and Ifsten to you conversation. You may want to say
 more if you address them by their something like, "There are many
 names. This applies to school, opinions on this issue Let's discuss
 college and social contacts as well something better and casy like your
 Learning how to hold a decent con-
 versation can make or brek eureers
 and even social ives Some things
 you should take note of is to
 never monopolise a discussion or
 you will fad yourself excluded from
 many soclal dos. Everyone likes to
 rumour mongering
 Remember people's names
 Use cell phone in
 public sparingly
 Rumour starts li
 that is difficult to
 with harmless sees
 No one else wants to listen to
 a private conversation or wait
 while you text someone the
 latest Whatsapp
 joke. Most impor-
 tantly, whatever
 you do, keep your
 phone away while
 you're paying
 your bills. Texting
 or talking on
 phone is rude to
 the cashier and
 it's basic courtesy
 opcoming vacation plan.
 Recheck email,
 always
 jokes and jeers, bu
 school/college can
 So, be very careful
 Handling rude questions
 We have all been at the receiving comfortable about even if they
 end of nosy and sometimes out
 rightly rude questions. There are friends.
 smart ways to deal with such sit
 uatlons without being rude to
 rude people. Also, if you're not
 sure how to answer a rude ques-
 tion, don't say anything. Just
 smile and change the subject. You
 can also take a step back to gain
 your personal space and say, "T
 don't want to answer this, sorry
 It's really alright to say NO to a
 certain question you don't feel
 be heard and if you don't do that
 you may find yourselt a bit lonely
 at times
 Think before you hit
 "send", as it can never be
 taken back. Re-read before
 you send it-the content
 language and tone
 are from your relatives or close
 Avoid gossiping
 Examples of nosy questions
 How old are you?
 Have you gained weight?
 When are you toma
 Gossiping has got people into
 big trouble. Not only is it in bad
 taste, but also if word got back
 to the person you were talking
 about, you will lose his/her trust
 an
 age contro (For more, check box
 on "Handling Gossip in Friendship).
 Post with caution
 on social media
 ied?
 Facebook, Instagram, ete are part
 of most people's lives now Remem-
 ber that not only can your friends see
 what you post, others can repost, cop
 share anything you put oat there
 also to other peo-
 ple standing in
 the queue.
 ve to do a lot of dam
 Did you fail in Physs
 ast year
 SOCIAL MEDIA
 GROWING UP
 Meet the famous YouTuber
 LIFE SKILLS
 every teen should learn
 These are the basic life skills
 teens need to know to be
 independent in this world
 Say hello to the
 popular YouTuber
 with 21 billion video
 ing attention to 'Let's Play'and
 he became quite a sensation
 in the online universe
 What's more
 Money management
 This is one of the most im plication, make resume and
 portant skills to learn in life
 Knowing how to handle your job or internship during sum-
 own bank aecount, the dan-
 gers of credit card debt and pare for your future career
 the importance of investing
 will give you financial know Goal setting is crucial
 how that is crucial in life.
 learn how to write a job ap
 may encounter at one
 or another Make su
 know how to handle
 emergeneies, Be inf
 and aware and you
 emerge as an indep-
 ent individual in che
 of your life and livin
 well.
 PewDlePie doesn't only do
 Let's Plays there is vari-
 ety in his content that in-
 cludes podcasts, reading
 comments, playing fan-
 made games, filming col-
 Jaboration videos with oth-
 er YouTubers. It's crisp
 such other things. A part-time
 views and more...
 mer holiday can help you pre
 elix Arvid Ulf Kjeli
 berg. better known
 as PewDiePie to his
 100.1 million sub-
 scribers (nt the time of
 Fi
 'OP
 Whether you want to take a
 competitive exam or eat more
 healthy, goal-setting skills are
 Work skills
 The big bad world where you essential. Make proper plans
 have to compete to climb up with achievable results.
 the ladder in your field will be
 tougher and less forgiving
 han school and college. So,
 going to press) is one of the most subscribed individual
 most
 gamer-commentators and co- channel has amassed the it into big ticket entertain- Number game
 a fledgling market of video catchy and fresh.
 Tamous YouTube on YouTube Since 2013, his game commentaury and tuned
 PewDiePie has uploaded over
 3,800 videos on the platform,
 and lhas (approx) 21 billion
 video views His channel aiso
 ranks as the 10th
 most viewed
 on YouTube
 Team NIE
 3medians on the internet. To most YouTube subscribers ment. Felix wasn't the first per
 know all about his success and in 2018, his estimated son to play video games while
 annual earnings were almost recording himself, but he has
 been more entertaining than
 others trying to grab eyeballs
 in this territory His reactions
 to horror games laced with
 Emotion regulation
 Learn to manage your emo-
 tions like controlling anger,
 knowing what to say when
 and so on. It's as important as
 academic learning.
 story, read on...
 $16 million.
 Who is PewDiePie?
 Claim to fame
 PewDiePle (from Sweden) took
 PewDiePie is a popular 'Let's
 Play' YouTuber who is the
 genuine humour started draw
 INTROSPECTION
 Dealing with crises
 A fire, a sertous injury, or
 natural disasters are just a
 few of the etnergencies you
 s multitasking slowing you down?
 W
 hile it might seem mental blocks that can slow ho day project
 lke you are ac you down. Also, doing any kno that little
 complishihg many different things at onc can info ation
 impair cognitive ability
 CA Expert
 ed from
 when all
 ne. So, instead of
 will be
 either tas
 is said and
 things at once, re
 search has shown that our brain
 is not nearly as good at handling
 It affects your 10
 SPEAK
 and forth from
 multiple tasks as we think it to A study by the University of switching ba
 one task to ano er, try to fully
 devote your atte tion to each
 London fouund that participants
 multitasked during
 be. In fact, some researchers
 suggest that multitasking can
 who
 don't know much about the
 smaller details of formal dining.
 Please tell me what should one
 should do with the napkin when
 leaving the table mid-meal?
 -Curious Teen
 achually redace productivity by cognitive tasks, experienced an task for at least 20 inutes.
 1Q score decline similar to those
 who have stayed up all night.
 Q
 Doing this will ensure that
 you meet your dedlines on
 time, minus the st ess that en-
 sues when you thy to do too
 as much as 40 per cent
 Does it hamper
 A. Hi, it's great that you are brushine
 up on your dining etiquette skills. Ab
 the napkin, well, check these points
 What's the solution?
 productivity?
 many things at the same time
 It applies to all age groups in
 cluding school children, too
 ADAPTED OM
 The next time you find yourself
 atching from one task to an in a tight spot, trying to juggle
 strher makes it difficae to tune listeming to your tuition teacher
 i distractions and may cause and planning for the upcoming
 MUST BO
 MUST SEE
 AUGUST
 21, 2019
 Japan after the surene
 Japanese govetument
 of World War t
 178t The brave Hyder All fought
 the Battle of Palitore with the
 British.
 ESTORAGE WARS, HISTORY TV18, 5.00
 PM: As the buyers arrive in Chino
 Catfornia, Darrell gives his son a
 chance to provhimself while. Jar
 rud and Brandi find a maic anit.
 TELEVISION
 1965 Swiss Prench an
 fect and city planter
 Le Corbusier passed
 870: Sasipada Banerji of Koikata
 established the first labour
 orgenisation, namely Sramajia
 Sangha
 MOVIES ON TV
 BANACONDA, &FLX, 3.10 PM: A doc
 2entary ew, who are om their
 nission tofiudatrbe belp a saike
 bunter after they find him strand
 ed He fors them to risk timetr Hves
 and hunt dewn an anacanda What
 Retows is a dangervns tryst
 away
 STUPID
 BEST CAKE WINS, FYI TVI8, 7.00 PM:
 Top bakers Drom across US c eat
 birthdey cskes and compete apgainst
 eath ether to win the coveted title
 #URIGL OF aTUma, KATSOMAL DISCOVERY STARS IN INDIA, DIS
 1982 Anandamayi
 Maa passed away
 2928: Nellogg-Briand Pact- 60
 nations agreed to condemn
 recourse to war for the
 solition of international
 1984 US President
 eME MEBALL MOVIES HOW, 7E5
 Ronald Reagan anno
 eifiaen
 tadie, a policeicer Brom Hang
 t that
 raalrouorsioe
-from an Indian bro,”My man has even made it to the Indian newspaper!”Aww man,that’s four in a row Bebe!

-from an Indian bro,”My man has even made it to the Indian newspaper!”Aww man,that’s four in a row Bebe!

Alive, Ass, and Friday: -3 points 2 hours ago The staggering amount of people set to testify against the Clinton's that suddenly want to take their own life is remarkable and shouldn't just be dismissed permalink embed save report give award reply 2 points an hour ago Name twelve permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply -1 points an hour ago 1 Vince Foster 2 James McDougal 3 Ron Brown 4 Ed Willey 5 James Wilson 6 Gandy Baugh 7 Suzanne Coleman 8 Barry Seal 9 Hershell Friday 10 Jeff Rhodes 11 Kevin Ives 12 Don Henry permalink embed save parent report give award reply 2 points 29 minutes ago Vince Foster Can't find anything on him planning to testify against anyone or anything James McDougal Died of a heart attack from a preexisting heart condition, not a suicide. Ron Brown Died in a commercial airliner crash, not a suicide. Can't find anything on him planning to testify against anyone, though he was under investigation for corruption himself at the time. Ed Willey Wasn't planning to testify in anything, unlike his wife, who is alive and well. | James Wilson No connection to the Clintons whatsoever Gandy Baugh Cause of death was never published. Nothing to suggest that it was either a suicide or a murder. | Suzanne Coleman Died 2 years before Clinton even thought about going into politics. Where exactly would he have gotten the power to pull that off? Or do you think he had a time machine or something? Also, her name was Susan, not Suzanne. Barry Seal Drug smuggler working for for the Medellín Cartel, who had him killed because he was working with the CIA. No connection to Clinton. Hershell Friday Crashed his plane during a botched landing. As far as I can determine "Hershell" isn't even a real name. Jeff Rhodes Arkansas cocaine dealer murdered by Frank Pilcher during a drug deal gone wrong. No connection to Clinton. Kevin Ives and Don Henry Unsolved "probable homicide" case with no suspects. No connection to politics at all. Looks like you still owe me... let's see.. twelve more people. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply [score hidden] 17 minutes ago [-] I owe you nothing, it's not my job to convince you of anything. If you choose to live with your head stuck up your ass that's on you mean while the rest of the world is waking to the corruption of the political and corporate elites permalink embed save parent report give award reply 1 point 2 minutes ago Considering that you're blindly parroting a list of names you saw on the internet without any context or any attempt to fact check (or even spell check) the contents for no other reason because it sounds scandalous and exciting, and I just spent the last hour researching the lives, political careers (or lacks thereof), and deaths of each and every name on that list, I'd say you're projecting a bit there. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply insanepeopleinsanepeoplefacebook: "If you choose to live with your head stuck up your ass"
Alive, Ass, and Friday: -3 points 2 hours ago
 The staggering amount of people set to testify against the Clinton's that suddenly want to take their own life is remarkable and
 shouldn't just be dismissed
 permalink embed save report give award reply
 2 points an hour ago
 Name twelve
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 -1 points an hour ago
 1 Vince Foster 2 James McDougal 3 Ron Brown 4 Ed Willey 5 James Wilson 6 Gandy Baugh 7 Suzanne Coleman 8 Barry Seal 9 Hershell
 Friday 10 Jeff Rhodes 11 Kevin Ives 12 Don Henry
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 2 points 29 minutes ago
 Vince Foster
 Can't find anything on him planning to testify against anyone or
 anything
 James McDougal
 Died of a heart attack from a preexisting heart condition, not a suicide.
 Ron Brown
 Died in a commercial airliner crash, not a suicide. Can't find anything on him planning to testify against anyone, though he was under
 investigation for corruption himself at the time.
 Ed Willey
 Wasn't planning to testify in anything, unlike his wife, who is alive and well.
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 James Wilson
 No connection to the Clintons whatsoever
 Gandy Baugh
 Cause of death was never published. Nothing to suggest that it was either a suicide or a murder.
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 Suzanne Coleman
 Died 2 years before Clinton even thought about going into politics. Where exactly would he have gotten the power to pull that off? Or
 do you think he had a time machine or something?
 Also, her name was Susan, not Suzanne.
 Barry Seal
 Drug smuggler working for for the Medellín Cartel, who had him killed because he was
 working with the CIA. No connection to Clinton.
 Hershell Friday
 Crashed his plane during a botched landing. As far as I can determine "Hershell" isn't even a real name.
 Jeff Rhodes
 Arkansas cocaine dealer murdered by Frank Pilcher during a drug deal gone wrong. No connection to Clinton.
 Kevin Ives and Don Henry
 Unsolved "probable homicide" case with no suspects. No connection to politics at all.
 Looks like you still owe me... let's see.. twelve more people.
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 I owe you nothing, it's not my job to convince you of anything. If you choose to live with your head stuck up your ass that's on you
 mean while the rest of the world is waking to the corruption of the political and corporate elites
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 Considering that you're blindly parroting a list of names you saw on the internet without any context or any attempt to fact check (or
 even spell check) the contents for no other reason because it sounds scandalous and exciting, and I just spent the last hour researching
 the lives, political careers (or lacks thereof), and deaths of each and every name on that list, I'd say you're projecting a bit there.
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