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Dank, Memes, and Mrw: Well, sh t. MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless MORE MEMES
Dank, Memes, and Mrw: Well, sh t.
MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless
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MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Family: welcome to reality So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES HERE
Crazy, Dank, and Family: welcome to reality
So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl
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So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl MOR...

Dank, Memes, and Mfw: Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr MORE MEMES HERE
Dank, Memes, and Mfw: Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr
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Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr MORE M...

Af, Being Alone, and Bailey Jay: ESFJ ENEJ ENTJ ESTJ -The popular one Easy to get to know Will bring you food when you're sad Hates being alone -Supportive and Warm Doesn't understand how to say 'no s your second MoM and isnít even somry -Genunly cares Knows you better than you know yourself -Moral police Actually really secretve -Intuitively wise and soMehow becomes vour life Mentor Surprisingly fun and social -COMManding AF -Triggered 200% of the tie -better than you at everything -UncoMfortable with their own feelings -Says they wil punch you in the face, will actually punch you in the face -Traditional dad figure -Confident Bossy and scary Surprisngly furnny and kind of a firt -Cares a bit too Much about what other people think of thew EFFICIENT AF INFJ -Everyone's unofficial shrnk -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert ISFJ INTJ ISJ -The perfectionist -Shy cinnaMon roll will replace your grandwother Hippie Just wants to help everyone wil bake you cookies -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between -The Know-it-all -Confident but surprisinly easly intividated -Thinks everyone is stupid Likes personal space but il spend tme with you if they love you -Hates subjectivity -Most lkely to settle donn n the suburbs with 25 kids and a doo -Grets shit done -Enjoų being by theMselves -Blank slate on the outside What are eMotions? dust wants world peace -Can always be found with their -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth INTP INFP -Qiet and hard to get to know Intellectually curious and genuinely loves leaning Never leaves the house -Obivious to everything -Hates too Many rules and overly structured systeMs -Can never find their car keys hnocent and a little najve -PerManently wears rose-tnted glasses -Probably Multingual -Takes everything personally after you get to k Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil will devote all their tme for you ever Meet ISFP WanM and sensitive to others -Chill and laidback Creative and Magnatv Shy at frst, but wor't shut up SMart Trker -Either doesn't give a shit or gives too Many shits -Stubbon is their Midde naMe -しonstantly ls conteMplating borderine ilegal activities due to boredoM now thew in uour life Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you just for the hell of it -Fears coMMitMent More than death -Actually a fragle bunry that fears rejection -Forgets to eat ENTP ESTP ENFP ESFP -Thinks their life is à soap opera -Bold and Spontaneous Coined the tem "All or nothing Enjoy entertairing others and Making sure everyone -The fuckbou -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything, -doins the debate teaM everų uear, for fun Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives EMotions and feelings are foreign languages -Devi's advocate Thinks arguing is foreplau The dreaMer doesn't frish anything Says rules and coMMitMent are Mportant Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive f not, should be ADHD Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition -Overthinks and overanalyses anything and everything as a 2 year old beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary
Af, Being Alone, and Bailey Jay: ESFJ
 ENEJ
 ENTJ
 ESTJ
 -The popular one
 Easy to get to know
 Will bring you food
 when you're sad
 Hates being alone
 -Supportive and Warm
 Doesn't understand
 how to say 'no
 s your second MoM
 and isnít even somry
 -Genunly cares
 Knows you better than
 you know yourself
 -Moral police
 Actually really secretve
 -Intuitively wise and soMehow
 becomes vour life Mentor
 Surprisingly fun and social
 -COMManding AF
 -Triggered 200% of the tie
 -better than you at everything
 -UncoMfortable with their
 own feelings
 -Says they wil punch you in the face,
 will actually punch you in the face
 -Traditional dad figure
 -Confident
 Bossy and scary
 Surprisngly furnny and
 kind of a firt
 -Cares a bit too Much about
 what other people think of thew
 EFFICIENT AF
 INFJ
 -Everyone's unofficial shrnk
 -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert
 ISFJ
 INTJ
 ISJ
 -The perfectionist
 -Shy cinnaMon roll
 will replace your grandwother Hippie
 Just wants to help everyone
 wil bake you cookies
 -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book
 fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o
 and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between
 -The Know-it-all
 -Confident but surprisinly
 easly intividated
 -Thinks everyone is stupid
 Likes personal space but il
 spend tme with you if they love you
 -Hates subjectivity
 -Most lkely to settle donn
 n the suburbs with 25 kids
 and a doo
 -Grets shit done
 -Enjoų being by theMselves
 -Blank slate on the outside
 What are eMotions?
 dust wants world peace
 -Can always be found with their
 -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth

 INTP
 INFP
 -Qiet and hard to get to know
 Intellectually curious and
 genuinely loves leaning
 Never leaves the house
 -Obivious to everything
 -Hates too Many rules and
 overly structured systeMs
 -Can never find their car keys
 hnocent and a little najve
 -PerManently wears
 rose-tnted glasses
 -Probably Multingual
 -Takes everything personally after you get to k
 Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil
 will devote all their tme for you ever Meet
 ISFP
 WanM and sensitive to others
 -Chill and laidback
 Creative and Magnatv
 Shy at frst, but wor't shut up
 SMart Trker
 -Either doesn't give a shit or
 gives too Many shits
 -Stubbon is their Midde naMe
 -しonstantly ls conteMplating
 borderine ilegal activities
 due to boredoM
 now thew
 in uour life
 Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you
 just for the hell of it
 -Fears coMMitMent More than death
 -Actually a fragle bunry
 that fears rejection
 -Forgets to eat
 ENTP
 ESTP
 ENFP
 ESFP
 -Thinks their life is à soap opera
 -Bold and Spontaneous
 Coined the tem "All or nothing
 Enjoy entertairing others and
 Making sure everyone
 -The fuckbou
 -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything,
 -doins the debate teaM
 everų uear, for fun
 Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for
 -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives
 EMotions and feelings are
 foreign languages
 -Devi's advocate
 Thinks arguing is foreplau
 The dreaMer
 doesn't frish anything
 Says rules and coMMitMent
 are Mportant
 Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive
 f not, should be
 ADHD
 Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly
 n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition
 -Overthinks and overanalyses
 anything and everything
 as a 2 year old
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary

beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary

Dad, Disney, and Life: nilesymon i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way. when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy. is that magic?? honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better My ankles never twist. I've always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don't realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside. this is the cutest post i have ever read... Nooo I've actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I've never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they're illogically lucky at? Non-stop fun at FUNsubstance.com Magic
Dad, Disney, and Life: nilesymon
 i wonder if magic is real, but only in a
 really mundane way.
 when i was little i could almost
 inerringly switch back to disney
 channel right as the ads ended when
 i was channel surfing
 maybe youve never accidentally
 crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe
 your microwave popcorn never burns
 maybe you can spin around lots and
 lots of times before you get dizzy.
 is that magic??
 honestly im not sure if these are
 magic or just small, invisible skills. im
 not sure which i like better
 My ankles never twist. I've always been
 rather active, I did track for five years (all
 the running events), and one time while
 running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe,
 and landed sprawling about five feet
 away. I pulled my shoe on and kept
 running
 I have a coworker who somehow makes
 better coffee than everyone else even
 though the grounds come pre-measured
 and all you have to do is load them up
 and push a button. I have a friend who
 has inch long nails that never break. My
 brother can copy origami just by looking
 at the finished product and my mother
 can do the same with knots. I knew a
 guy who never made an error when
 typing
 Maybe we all have little magics, the kind
 that you don't realize you have. Just tiny
 things that make your life slightly better
 but are completely unnoticed on the
 outside.
 this is the cutest post i have ever read...
 Nooo I've actually shared this theory before.
 Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking
 spaces. And I've never cracked my phone even
 though I drop it on the time and have an
 average case. Like what if everybody gets one
 trivial part of their life that they're illogically lucky
 at?
 Non-stop fun at FUNsubstance.com
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Bones, Dogs, and Fucking: its tunny how science iction unverses s0 oten treat humans as a boring defaut everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a scit universe where we're actualy considered one of the mare hideous and territying species How do we know our saiva and skin ois wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other races? What if we strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka the screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and ives in fear of us rare animat races who can move so quicly and chew shit up with our Like that old story theyre made of meat onty HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0 More senously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by toiong逮at a walking pace. without sleep or rest un t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even then it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you, we just need to ousast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don t ge e Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from vitually any injury that's not atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take others months or years to heal The resuits aren't pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other suvival-onented trats-bu ook at our We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves- and survive Thanks to our extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic n essence, wed be Space Orcs I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using ittle analouge traps And by god we will eat anything - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the our skin e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth to prevent us trom splatering against the ground Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet e Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph and break your neck its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of your eye until you just de ok cov Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.
Bones, Dogs, and Fucking: its tunny how science iction unverses s0
 oten treat humans as a boring defaut
 everyman species or even the weakest and
 I want to see a scit universe where we're
 actualy considered one of the mare hideous
 and territying species
 How do we know our saiva and skin ois
 wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other
 races? What if we
 strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka
 the
 screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in
 the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and
 ives in fear of us rare animat races who can
 move so quicly and chew shit up with our
 Like that old story theyre made of meat onty
 HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN
 YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN
 A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN
 humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon
 of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc
 REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY
 INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE
 HEAD
 WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT
 NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE
 WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A
 RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY
 INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
 THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY
 OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW
 HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS
 EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
 WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE
 IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA
 HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM
 ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O
 OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR
 HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0
 More senously, humans do have a number of
 advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance
 shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is
 absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we
 often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote
 heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as
 fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that
 our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by
 toiong逮at a walking pace. without sleep or rest un
 t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation
 The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us?
 Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even
 then it's only sort of)
 Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient
 te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut
 Our strength and speed is nothing to write home
 about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun
 you, we just need to ousast you- and by any
 other species standards, we just plain don t ge
 e Where a simple broken leg will cause most
 species to go into shock and die, we can recover
 from
 vitually any injury that's not
 atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt
 necessarily a career-ending injury for a human
 We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity
 recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take
 others months or years to heal The resuits aren't
 pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue.
 among our other suvival-onented trats-bu
 ook at our
 We developed surgery centuries before
 developing even the most
 anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans
 have been known to perform surgery on
 themselves- and survive Thanks to our
 extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica
 procedures what most other species would regard
 as inventive forms of murder We even perform
 radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic
 n essence, wed be Space Orcs
 I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and
 Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way
 O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN
 OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back
 into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to
 keep them in place
 We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and
 insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using
 ittle analouge traps
 And by god we will eat anything
 - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood
 e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the
 our skin
 e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte
 + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area
 and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out
 We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth
 to prevent us trom splatering against the ground
 Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings
 in the exact same places
 We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging
 rights
 We invented dogs We took our one time predators and
 completely domesticated them
 On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to
 advance further and faster than any other species on the
 planet
 e
 Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us
 can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying
 it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph
 and break your neck
 its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have
 it just kind of
 show up
 to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and
 feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you
 think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS
 WAITING
 WHEN YOU WAKE UP
 and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of
 your eye until you just
 de
 ok
 cov
Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.

Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.