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Cheetos, Come Over, and Fanta: Dustin J Crowder Yesterday at 2:23 PM I remember I asked a girl what her favorite color was...and she told me orange. The next day I went and bought an orange gift bag...some of that orange tissue paper...bought 12 orange roses... and filled the bag with a bag of cheetos...a bag of reese cups...2 orange candles...some orange hand soap...and an orange fanta and called her and told her to come over because I had something to give her. The thoughtfulness of it blew her mind. She smiled so hard...told all her friends about it..and i barely spent over $20. Moral of the story is...ts not always about how much money you spend..but how much thought you put it into. Like Comment awesomacious: a thoughtful lad

awesomacious: a thoughtful lad

Dude, Fire, and Funny: cerastes When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow entethedragonduck it's...called your funny bone... themysticdreambouquet that gif tho recoil-operated It's not a bone actually- it's a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it's not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like "uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You're supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?" And the Ulnar nerve is just like "dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?" And the brain goes- "idiot. Fine. You're on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?" And the Ulnar goes "holy crap brain!! I'm on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!" And the brain says "you're an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot."

Funny, Latinos, and Smashing: @DeddoRain 18h I sincerely wish the absolute worst for you if you smash your child's face into their cake. You are an Dead Line EHO awful person and this stupid tradition is not funny. It's only a way to ruin the victim's special day. Latinos: First time? Que lo muerda! Que lo muerda!

Que lo muerda! Que lo muerda!

Advice, Best Friend, and Crush: Me talking about the entire Bionicle Lore alder broth My crush actually being into it that wasnt part of my p her father Huzzah! A man of quality! my best friend "Is it possible to learn this power?" me observe my friend being rejected because of my advice So that was a fucking lie. Redditors realising that this is a crossover meme: Wait This is beyond illegal. People who sort by new I'm in danger Me thinking that this meme could get me 20 Karma: 560 0168 0.9% O.12% (286 2.286 14563 156 0287 WAStonks 0.1204 0234 0.1902 When I realize that this meme is too long to be enjoyable: Reality is often disappetnting But then I realize that it will make at least some people smile: I see this as an absolute win! People who read this whole meme visible confusion ifunny.ce Risk

Risk

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Beer, Time, and Asks: Brenan Keller @brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. Every time.

Every time.

Crime, Iphone, and Music: tyler oakley @tyleroakley piano update! 9 months into lessons! 97.7K views troye @troyesivan 23h Are you reading sheet music?! You're getting so good! t189 82 3,130 tyler oakley @tyleroakley 23h yes i am!! let's duet i am almost good 2,395 L54 27 t chey Retweeted troye @troyesivan Replying to @tyleroakley No but keep going! 2:49 PM 9/13/19 Twitter for iPhone whyyoustabbedme: white on white crime oMG

whyyoustabbedme: white on white crime oMG

Fucking, True, and Tumblr: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof Seriously, according to the wiki: “However, it is against the Tyranids that the Autocannon finds its true calling. The ability to deliver large volumes of heavy firepower is vital in combating massive Tyranid bioforms such as Hive Tyrants and Carnifexes, which lack the natural armour that requires the penetrating power of a Lascannon, but are too tough to be threatened by a Heavy Bolter.”Weird, since the Hbolter uses fucking microrockets Nice

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Tumblr, Blog, and Good: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof

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Tumblr, Blog, and Wings: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets

feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of ...

Memes, Wifi, and Back: WIFI rum AN Pep Guardiola trying to convert the bus driver into a centre back https://t.co/MtVNlTfhWj

Pep Guardiola trying to convert the bus driver into a centre back https://t.co/MtVNlTfhWj

Dude, Verizon, and Good: ll Verizon 4:49 PM 7% McKinley YOU MATCHED WITH MCKINLEY ON 9/18/19 You into hiking? I've always wanted to mount McKinley Today 4:30 PM Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn that's a good one Honestly u win first prize dude Woah Is first prize what I think it is? Of course Give me them digits. I have achieved supremacy.

I have achieved supremacy.

Definitely, Driving, and Drive: l GT Mobile 21:38 90% Explore Jin: *Teaching Namjoon to drive* Okay you're driving and Jimin and a puppy walk into the road. Quick what do you hit? Namjoon : Oh, definitely the puppy. I could never hurt Jimin. Jin: *Massaging his temples* The brakes Namjoon. You hit the brakes. 417 likes oxyjinataed swipe--> I don't feel like writing a caption because my mind is not functioning... more 4 hours ago kdramakononfans . Follow

Fall, Free, and Okay: YOU WILL BE OKAY. EVEN BEFORE PLACE EVERYTHING FALLS INTO NOT BECAUSE YOU KNOW AND ЕХАСTLY EVERYTHING WILL HOW COME TOGETHER, BECAUSE BUT YOU ARE FREE TO HAVE JOY HERE UNCERTAINTY EVEN IN YOU ARE То FREE PURSUE PEACE BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENING IS YOU ARE FREE TO KEEP YOUR EYES то E VERY OPEN PRESENT MOMENT...LEARNING AS YOU GO, TRUSTING UNKNOWNS IN KNOWING IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR WILL WEARY SOUL EVERYTHING PLACE WHEN, WHERE FALL INTO AND HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO. MHN

College, Hello, and California: SPECIALK @kburton_25 How the hell you get into college with a caption like that ma @monicaa loves Goodbye California!! Hello San Francisco!!!! SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSIF 5/9/17, 1:23 PM Back to college you go

Back to college you go

Beautiful, Life, and Love: "Not everything is supposed to become something beautiful and long-lasting. Sometimes people come into your life to show you what is right and what is wrong, to show you who you can be, to teach you to love yourself, to make you feel better for a little while, or to just be someone to walk with at night and spill your life to. Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they've given us." - Emery Allen

Photoshop, Cat, and Dream: James Fridman @fjamie013 can you plsss make me into a cat it is my one and only dream mie013 No problem. CAT 44 AM-16 Mar 2010 7.58 PM-7 Apr 2018 Don’t let James photoshop you

Don’t let James photoshop you

Dank, Memes, and Photoshop: James Fridman @fjamie013 can you plsss make me into a cat it is my one and only dream mie013 No problem. CAT 44 AM-16 Mar 2010 7.58 PM-7 Apr 2018 Don’t let James photoshop you by Hu_man76 MORE MEMES

Don’t let James photoshop you by Hu_man76 MORE MEMES

Birthday, Memes, and Moms: My mom typing P into the search bar on my computer Me afraid she's gonna see lwas looking up "presents moms like" and spoil her birthday surprise S https://t.co/oBpcWVjogx

https://t.co/oBpcWVjogx

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Love, Millennials, and Breakfast: Marc Flynn @FlynnMarc I love millennials so much. We turned skipping breakfast into "intermittent fasting." That's so creative

Beautiful, Fucking, and Handjob: Pornhub 6 months ago This reminds me of a joke..... A man walked into a bar and there's a sign on the bar that says "Handjobs $2, sandwiches$5!". The man says to the beautiful hot blonde behind the bar "hey baby are you the one that gives the hand jobs here?" The blonde purrs seductively" yeah baby I give a great handjob!" The man snaps back "we'll go wash your hands I want a fucking sandwich!" Reply 84 Wash your hands

Wash your hands

Crying, Tumblr, and At&t: WITM 13. YELLOWHAMMERNEWS.COM 11-year-old Alabamian shoots home intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' Runny.c AT&T LTE 96% 11:16 AM 1,680 comments Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body awesomesthesia: Cousin lookin thicc

awesomesthesia: Cousin lookin thicc

America, Funny, and Hello: Media: Video Game companies are evil and want to brainwash people into violence! Video game companies: Nintendo of America Seguir @NintendoAmerica @Xbox brring bring bring bring 7:01 PM-26 Jun 2018 44.644 Retweets 74.061 Likes 3.8K ti 45K 74K Tweet your reply Xbox @Xbox Jun 26 Em resposta a @NintendoAmerica uh, hello? ti 68K 17K 45 Nintendo of America whassup? NintendoAmerica Jun 26 36 16K ta 65K Xbox @Xbox Jun 26 whasssaaaaaap ta 7.0K 58 16K Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Jun 26 whaassssaaaaзававаазазава O68 i 7.2K 16K Xbox exbox Jun 26 зазааваазааавааа 14 ta 5.6K 14K Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica Jun 26 заазазазаааззазаазаааза O 31 ti 54K 13K Xbox Xbox Jun 26 вагааава взазаваава 14 t 4.7K 12K Dang man, those funny may mays really make me chuckle! (15) - Album on Imgur

Dang man, those funny may mays really make me chuckle! (15) - Album on Imgur

Tumblr, Blog, and Business: baitin:I’m not dead! (yet)Just wasn’t getting the right vibes for arts, but now I’m slowly returning into business!

baitin:I’m not dead! (yet)Just wasn’t getting the right vibes for arts, but now I’m slowly returning into business!

Drone, Florida Man, and Australia: Footage of an Australian Guy Fishing from a Drone Is Being Investigated by Authorities It's not clear whether using a homemade drone to lift yourself into the air is illegal in Australia By Gavin Butler 30 August 2019, 3:45am ICT VB Florida man Is it possible to learn this power? These are confusing times

These are confusing times

Cross, What, and This: "It's a cross" "The X is what unites us" Please I put effort into this

Please I put effort into this

Dank, Memes, and News: just-shower-thoughts I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advanced-procrastination Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed higashikatajoshuu If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender. gentlemanbones Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed. Source: just-shower-thoughts I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars MORE MEMES

I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars MORE MEMES

Memes, Velociraptor, and Never: deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend# hold tight and never let go https://t.co/Jnc7vdA1gp

https://t.co/Jnc7vdA1gp

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Barber, Haircut, and Hair: LADBIBLE.COM Barber Shaves Triangle Into Man's Hair After He Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like The wrong haircut

The wrong haircut

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22 Marta Sunday 3:09 PM Is he my competition or smt? What? Hahaha Imean who You mean the guy in my second picture? Sunday 3:56 PM Ya Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator pit? Not at all He's my best friend Since like 6 years ago Ah too bad Sounded fun Be an exciting date Yeah it could be interesting right? Something different at least Broooo My finishing move would be a thing to behold I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS MARTA! Hahahahahah hahahaha wow That's funny to imagine This is Marta instead of this is Sparta Nailed it she explained the joke…

she explained the joke…

Iphone, Tumblr, and Twitter: Bree Newsome Bass @BreeNewsome Slavery never ended. They turned the plantations into prisons. Never forget. 7:47 AM Sep 14, 2019 Twitter Web App 31.1K Likes 8.7K Retweets Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey Ellis plantation -> Ellis Unit prison TX Ramsey plantation-> Ramsey prisonTX Angola plant. -> State pen. LA Parchman plant. -> State pen. MS Smith plant. Eastham plant. Cummins plant. ->Cummins prison Smith prison TX Eastham prison TX -> AR Caledonia plant-> Caledonia prison NC @BreeNews... Sep 14 Bree Newsome Bass Slavery never ended. They turned the plantations into prisons. Never forget. 8:56 AM Sep 14, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 12.7K Likes 7.5K Retweets > superunfriendlyreminder: Literally didn’t know this

superunfriendlyreminder: Literally didn’t know this

School, Art, and Genocide: When you get denied entry into art school IGHT IMMA t commit genocide A fine compromise

A fine compromise

Fucking, Jesus, and Life: Bloomberg Politics @bpolitics Bloomberg Politics The richest could lose hundreds of billions under Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax andi zeisler @andizeisler yes that's literally the point drtanner-dickery: myothertardisisonthemun: caelumrising: That title makes me so fucking angry. we “lose” a lot of money each paycheck for our health insurance. We “lose” a lot of income due to rich CEOs refusing to give us a livable wage. We “lose” personal time by companies refusing to adequately staff their places of business.And I’m supposed to give a shit about the richest in our country “losing” money to a system that actually goes directly supplying the public with a better life? jesus christ. Money to run a country has to come from somewhere. Far better for it to come from people who effectively have a lot to spare than everyone else. The rest of us actually, tangibly lose billions every year when they vanish into a rich fucker’s already overflowing coffers. They have more money than they can ever physically spend; money never makes its way back into the economy after a billionaire gets their hands on it. When our money winds up in the pockets of the rich, it doesn’t come back out.

drtanner-dickery: myothertardisisonthemun: caelumrising: That title makes me so fucking angry. we “lose” a lot of money each paycheck for ...

Family, Got, and Drama: When you get dragged into family drama that ain't got nothin' to do with you Thate all of you! These people, man

These people, man

Food, Meme, and Dog: Friend: "Do you wanna go outside?" Ме: Friend: "...I'll buy you food" Ме: Turned my dog into a meme

Turned my dog into a meme

Today, The Double, and Double: Days Since last timezone issue The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits

The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Local mattress store gives you a mini mattress for your doggie when buying regular one a If you put labs in water, they turn into dachshunds baredpanda.com My 85 lb dog is scared of my sister's 1.5 lb foster kitten boredparda.com animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Anime, Bitch, and Chilis: bitch-is-for-happy you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can't believe you've done this. you're disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!! biggest-gaudiest-patronuses don't claim to know pain if you haven't read this post 35.480 notes 40+ Super Ideas Funny Tumblr Humor Humour #funny #humor #humour

40+ Super Ideas Funny Tumblr Humor Humour #funny #humor #humour

Grandma, Love, and Tumblr: Lexie Follow @lexie_galaxie I got up this morning to get ready for #DCPride. My grandma walked into my room, looked at my bi flag, and said, "Oh, this needs to be pressed out!" Such a simple gesture, but it holds so much love and meaning for me. 10:27 AM 9 Jun 2018 awesomacious: Thanks Grandma

awesomacious: Thanks Grandma

Dogs, Heaven, and Tumblr: Satan @s8n About to sneak into Heaven to pet all the dogs. who wants to come with me? awesomacious: Satan has been pretty wholesome lately.

awesomacious: Satan has been pretty wholesome lately.

Love, Moms, and Saw: A little girl in my mom's neighborhood has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller and wait for the UPS truck so they could chase after it, running and laughing as the pup barked. You know, just in case you forgot what love means. @samuelhlowe awesomacious: Just in case you forgot what love means

awesomacious: Just in case you forgot what love means

Animals, Crying, and New Zealand: Liam Stack @liamstack A New Zealand man brought an emotional support clown to a meeting where he knew he'd be fired. The clown blew up balloons and folded them into a series of animals throughout the meeting, then mimed crying when the man was handed a pink slip. Auckland adman hires professional clown for redundancy meeting nzherald.co.nz

Running, Area 51, and All: We're all just part of an experiment When you're running into Area 51 and hear a guard saying "They're escaping the simulation!" WHAT The

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: CAIN MARKO @ImbranWorks Can't wait to be a father so l can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this 8:48 PM 14/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone 4,659 Retweets 15K Likes Then leave without closing the door by mynameisAC MORE MEMES

Then leave without closing the door by mynameisAC MORE MEMES

Cross, What, and This: "It's a cross" "The X is what unites us" Please I put effort into this

Please I put effort into this

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

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