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Head, Tumblr, and Blog: 14rsofthest4rs 2011-11-28 01:59 am UTC (link) [STEALS THE SHIP AND RUNS] (Reply to this) (Parent) Thread) x emerald x 2011-11-28 02:02 am UTC (link) AT LEAST FLY IT YOU ASSHOLE (Reply to this) (Parent) moldy-junk: this was funnier in my head

moldy-junk: this was funnier in my head

Free, How To, and Kids: 1000 2000 Ib 3000 Ib WANNA MAPET I never thought that I would come back from 20 years of crack and meth use, but here I am, 36, teaching a free class to kids on how to remove and reinstall engines, in my own mechanics shop, sober 3 years now. For the first time, I am giving back and no longer take, take, taking.

I never thought that I would come back from 20 years of crack and meth use, but here I am, 36, teaching a free class to kids on how to remov...

Heart, You, and My Heart: AtaDeniz 'I have so much of you in my heart'

Black Lives Matter, Life, and Love: WE BELIEVE BLACK LIVES MATTER NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL LOVE IS LOVE Women's Rights Are Human Rights SCIENCE IS REAL WATER IS LIFE Injustice Anywhere Is a Threat to Justice Everywhere SignsOffustice This sign in my neighbors yard makes me smile every time I walk past it.

This sign in my neighbors yard makes me smile every time I walk past it.

Life, MeIRL, and New: "I need new people in my life" Still me: ww. New people New people w New people Meirl

Meirl

Batman, Funny, and Head: DEATH BATMAN IS THIS NOTHING COMPARED TO VINDICATION? soniampride: viedzmart: it’s not as funny as it was in my head You’re right it’s a lot funnier

soniampride: viedzmart: it’s not as funny as it was in my head You’re right it’s a lot funnier

Ikea, Test, and Who: Me: *masturbates quietly in my bed* the IKEA employees who let me test out the bed: IKEA IKEA I suck at drawing

I suck at drawing

Bad, College, and Gym: one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, "This is why we use our walking feet." we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, "yeah, okay, i should've done that." gin-and-eschatonic I've spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like "behind" and "coming around" as I maneuver through spaces and around people. Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I'm a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions. Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a "coming with a knife" while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining. Imgur Post - Imgur

Imgur Post - Imgur

Devil, Porn, and Today: The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." Today I whispered in the Devil's ear, "I am the storm." Word Porn

Fucking, Head, and Iphone: Kat BlaqueX @kat_blaque I've been raped several times in my life and I cannot describe the genitalia of my rapists. I wasn't thinking about that. I was shocked that it was even happening to me. That human beings can be that fucking cruel and careless. What their dick looked like didn't cross my mind. Jason Campbell @JasonSCampbell 18h Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" TeE 0:33/1:19 BEN PIRO SH 4.2M views Kat Blaque @kat_blaque Idon't wish rape on anyone but sometimes I wish these men, because it's almost always men, understood what goes through your head when you're being raped. You often can't even comprehend what's happening to you and you almost immediately don't want to talk about it 8:46 PM Sep 16, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Kat Blaque @kat_blaque And when it's happening you wonder if the consequences of fighting back are even worth it. Maybe it's just better that you let it happen because if someone can do this to you, what's stopping them from actually killing you? Where exactly is the line with them? 8:48 PM Sep 16, 2019 Twitter for iPhone > Kat Blaque @kat_blaque literally cannot comprehend rape as It's like these men a violation. They must always somehow make it about sex and whether or not the sex was enjoyable. It's so depraved to me. Almost like they personally do not know the difference. I fear for their partners 8:49 PM Sep 16, 2019 Twitter for iPhone whyyoustabbedme: 0fucs: uncommonbish: describe rapist genitalia?? what the hell….. maybe victims need to name rapist’s fav color? or name his first pet??? These creatures don’t have souls. fucking perverts

whyyoustabbedme: 0fucs: uncommonbish: describe rapist genitalia?? what the hell….. maybe victims need to name rapist’s fav color? or name...

Gravity, Isaac Newton, and Back: How people fixed lightbulbs before Isaac Newton invented gravity Back in my day…

Back in my day…

Life, Diet, and Will: When I face even the slightest obstacle in my life Me with my unbalanced diet. I will climb this hill anyway…

Me with my unbalanced diet. I will climb this hill anyway…

Lean, Memes, and Gifs: do u wanna fucken go? @lean in my cereal Having trouble uploading gifs…take these stolen memes

Having trouble uploading gifs…take these stolen memes

Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22 Marta Sunday 3:09 PM Is he my competition or smt? What? Hahaha Imean who You mean the guy in my second picture? Sunday 3:56 PM Ya Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator pit? Not at all He's my best friend Since like 6 years ago Ah too bad Sounded fun Be an exciting date Yeah it could be interesting right? Something different at least Broooo My finishing move would be a thing to behold I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS MARTA! Hahahahahah hahahaha wow That's funny to imagine This is Marta instead of this is Sparta Nailed it she explained the joke…

she explained the joke…

Bad, Bad Boys, and Cars: I was a wild child in my day but my kids despise drink, smoking and excess cleavage': So, why ARE today's children such boring goody goodies? Journalist Katie Agnew says her children are part of Generation Square. Young Agnew liked short skirts, bad boys, fast cars and wild parties but her kids like school, success and sports commitments. But, beth mccoll @imteddybless У Follow why won't my nerd kids take ecstasy with me. I hate them

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: waywardwind91: theshitneyspears: maitrebate: theshitneyspears: the crackheadery….far too high ok but he could hop in my guts fr He’s cute tho

waywardwind91: theshitneyspears: maitrebate: theshitneyspears: the crackheadery….far too high ok but he could hop in my guts fr He’...

Life, MeIRL, and New: "I need new people in my life" Still me: New people New people New people meirl

meirl

My House, House, and Mom: MOM: *starts an argument in my house* ME: my house, my rules МOM: LET ME TELL YA SOMTIN Just STOP!!!

Just STOP!!!

Love, Moms, and Saw: A little girl in my mom's neighborhood has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller and wait for the UPS truck so they could chase after it, running and laughing as the pup barked. You know, just in case you forgot what love means. @samuelhlowe awesomacious: Just in case you forgot what love means

awesomacious: Just in case you forgot what love means

Life, Bachelor, and Science: Ribena Enthusiast @ ForeignJawn Only BS I need in my life rn is a Bachelor of Science

Sleep, MeIRL, and Sun: Me waking up and seeing the Sun instead of dying in my sleep Meirl

Meirl

Jeopardy, News, and Vape: got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder and the trooper was like "you know the news says those things are killing people" I laughed a lil bit and said " they say the same about У'all п This is called double jeopardy

This is called double jeopardy

Arms, Net, and Rescue Me: lfm louder, would you see me? Would you lay down in my arms and rescue me? https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Old Man, SpongeBob, and Holes: Old Man Jenkins SpongeBob SquarePants General Information General Information Gender Male Gender Male Yellow (with light olive green holes) Color Varies Color Blue Eye Color: (Light Blue In My Pretty Seahorse) Height 4 inches Eye Color black Weight Weight 1 oz 250 lbs bryko: bryko: how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce Anonymous asked you: Loading.. Spongebob is a sponge and Old Man Jenkins is weighed down with the horrors of his past Old man Jenkins

Old man Jenkins

Bad, Tumblr, and Blog: Yesterday at 3:18 PM Edited I've recently switched to a strict paleo diet. Archaeological evidence shows that prehistoric man ate pretty much whatever he could find. I am following this principle strictly warriortomaiden: swaff-original: usamyzonians: swaff-original: northernselkie: YES “*eats the thing and gets sick* not eating that again” “*eats the thing and does not get sick or revolted by the taste/texture* im gonna eat that thing forever” …I truly am following in my ancient ancestors’ footsteps. Krog invent “diet.” Eat thing. If thing bad, you die. Is not perfect system. Hurk think it bad have word “die” in the name. KROG NOT ASK YOU, HURK!

warriortomaiden: swaff-original: usamyzonians: swaff-original: northernselkie: YES “*eats the thing and gets sick* not eating that aga...

Lol, Money, and Saw: gottacatchemsome: dana-cardinal: feed-the-chat: earthshaker1217: chrysalisamidst: darkcocosb: darkcocosb: sassysugarnyc: classicalbombshell: deadgorl: dosomethingprettywhileyoucan: Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun! this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!! Reblogging with all my intent and desire. IMade $750ForNothing I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty I too require money. would like some money plz reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month. I MEAN WHAT. Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

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Life, Omg, and Fuck: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Omg yes Delivered Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me I thought we had…

I thought we had…

Ass, Butt, and Shit: incorrect jungkook @incorrect 1997 jungkook: I've lost all feeling in my butt nerves hoseok: shit are you joking jungkook: no I'm dead ass serious ifunny.co

Head, Time, and Who: people who walk down two stairs at a time people who walk up two stairs at a time had this in my head all day

had this in my head all day

Head, Life, and Date: Date asks what I do for fun. The memory of everything I've ever enjoyed in my entire life IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT …

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Precious, Tumblr, and Blog: CRYSTAL-MEEPMORPS.TUMBLR. COM crystal-meepmorps: “How about instead of a fight, you just come along with me?”Reposting from the old blog. There’s this kind of intense moment in the Save The Light with Hessonite and Pearl, and this line in particular gave me this “Jafar trying to convince Jazmin to be his precious trophy wife” vibe. Back when I first posted this one, the Grumpyface official blog actually left a little nice comment in my pic, I wasn’t expecting that at all. What nice chaps they are!

crystal-meepmorps: “How about instead of a fight, you just come along with me?”Reposting from the old blog. There’s this kind of intense mo...

Bad, Blue, and Girl: r Teache esce A 01.04-05 NTS aper and PEN minute after rings 40 seconds Aali. Red Java is Python is Blue I might be bad at proaming but I want to ep to Hoco h you! I asked a girl in my java class to homecoming (she said yes!)

I asked a girl in my java class to homecoming (she said yes!)

Fire, SpongeBob, and Say Anything...: Alex Schwarz @alexschwarz 1 So there's a rule against pumpkins in my dorm but it doesn't say anything about pineapples validnoodle WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY Why didn’t u write your essay, Spongebob??

Why didn’t u write your essay, Spongebob??

Ass, Fall, and Fuck You: Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass today-ifuckedup: This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you There's a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body's way of saying "WTF bro, you put shit on your nose" was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I'm standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what's wrong. My instant thought is "she must never know". In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it's locked, so that she can't make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn't calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It's all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife. I still smell the shit in my nose 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #184)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #184)

Iphone, Smoking, and Twitter: ditch pony @molly7anne Me: *smoking a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just Tupperware and we are God's leftovers. My therapist, visibly shaking: How did you get in my bathtub? 3:11 PM 3/10/19 Twitter for iPhone

Cinderella , Dancing, and Disney: lala-the-rebel: incorrectsanders: today-only-happens-once: faerie-apples: thedragonisaprincess: gaiomon: dancinbutterfly: slenderlock: if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one. Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played. He’s such an airhead, I love him. “BUT THE TALKING MICE!!” Honestly if you’ve never seen the Cinderella sequels you’re missing out. Cinderella 3 is the best Cinderella movie by Disney and nobody will convince me otherwise. Okay but you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me that this isn’t the most Roman Sanders energy you have ever seen? No because I totally agree

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Memes, My Career, and Never: MA AIA TrollFootball O TheFootballTroll 10 HARRY KANE "IHAVE NEVER DIVED IN MY CAREER" 10 fy TrollFootball O TheFootballTroll ART Fly МЕ ТОО 😬😅 https://t.co/CrNLGjOSL1

😬😅 https://t.co/CrNLGjOSL1

Head, Can, and Think: All I can think about is the sadness in my head no other emotions they are all dead

Dreams, Back, and My Way: And in my dreams I will always find My way back To you.

Instagram, Tumblr, and youtube.com: bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors as much as I could. It was really nice spending the summer in my hometown and getting outside. I thought I would share 10 Vancouver area hikes that I did this summer. READ MORE HERE about hikes around Vancouver. Follow Bella Bucchiotti on Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: maitrebate: theshitneyspears: the crackheadery….far too high ok but he could hop in my guts fr

maitrebate: theshitneyspears: the crackheadery….far too high ok but he could hop in my guts fr

Instagram, Tumblr, and youtube.com: bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors as much as I could. It was really nice spending the summer in my hometown and getting outside. I thought I would share 10 Vancouver area hikes that I did this summer. READ MORE HERE about hikes around Vancouver. Follow Bella Bucchiotti on Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors...

Instagram, Tumblr, and youtube.com: bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors as much as I could. It was really nice spending the summer in my hometown and getting outside. I thought I would share 10 Vancouver area hikes that I did this summer. READ MORE HERE about hikes around Vancouver. Follow Bella Bucchiotti on Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors...

Head, Best, and Image: r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thepianist91. 13h If buildings had googly eyes stuck to them, earthquakes may not be as terrifying. Mindblowing 1.4k 38 Share BEST COMMENTS oferpoferlofer 13h Thanks, I needed this image in my head 111 Reply currymonster3000 12h If only someone could edit scenes of any disastrous movie like 2012 and put googly eyes buildings... 36 And helicopters

And helicopters

Crazy, Life, and Time: Emily 24 Every time we hang out lLIl sneak a nicotine patch on you so when we're separated you'll go through withdrawals. X I need this kind of crazy in my life

I need this kind of crazy in my life

Funny, Head, and Meme: Me: Sees a funny meme Carbon Dioxide in my lungs: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT Meirl

Meirl

Bad, Funny, and Memes: I found this in my teenager's room. Part of me is proud of him for trying to save up money and part of me is shocked at how bad he is at math. 365DAY ey ChAlle Peoy A DAY A+END of YeAR Funny Memes Of The Day 37 Pics

Funny Memes Of The Day 37 Pics

Instagram, Tumblr, and youtube.com: bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors as much as I could. It was really nice spending the summer in my hometown and getting outside. I thought I would share 10 Vancouver area hikes that I did this summer. READ MORE HERE about hikes around Vancouver. Follow Bella Bucchiotti on Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors...

Instagram, Tumblr, and youtube.com: bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors as much as I could. It was really nice spending the summer in my hometown and getting outside. I thought I would share 10 Vancouver area hikes that I did this summer. READ MORE HERE about hikes around Vancouver. Follow Bella Bucchiotti on Instagram and YouTube!!

bellabucchiotti: 10 Hikes Near Vancouver I spent my summer at home in Vancouver and took advantage of the good weather by getting outdoors...

Dancing, Life, and Shower: "Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone carn invade the smallest parts of your life, you won't even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped."

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