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![Crazy, Life, and How To: alexis nedd
@alexisthenedd
keanu reeves reacting to rumors of
his immortality is a case study in
how to poorly feign surprise when
someone calls out your life truth"
It's not just that. They really do mean immortal. There's a website proposing
you've lived through time under various different identities. Charlemagne
19th century French actor] Paul Mounet.
"Oh, what? Really?
You and Mounet do look quite similar. "That's crazy," Reeves says. "Oh my
gosh."
kingofeternalfreedom
interviewer: ppl claim you're immortal
Keanu](https://pics.esmemes.com/alexis-nedd-alexisthenedd-keanu-reeves-reacting-to-rumors-of-his-41735094.png)
![Crazy, Life, and How To: alexis nedd
@alexisthenedd
keanu reeves reacting to rumors of
his immortality is a case study in
how to poorly feign surprise when
someone calls out your life truth"
It's not just that. They really do mean immortal. There's a website proposing
you've lived through time under various different identities. Charlemagne
19th century French actor] Paul Mounet.
"Oh, what? Really?
You and Mounet do look quite similar. "That's crazy," Reeves says. "Oh my
gosh."
kingofeternalfreedom
interviewer: ppl claim you're immortal
Keanu](https://pics.esmemes.com/alexis-nedd-alexisthenedd-keanu-reeves-reacting-to-rumors-of-his-41180776.png)
Burger King, Florida Man, and Friends: ELDER GOD TIER
Florida man breaks into jail to hang
out with his friends
Villains whose motives are hard to
find fault in and arguably better than
the hero's.
Florida man kidnaps scientist
to make his dog immortal
GREAT TIER
Reluctant villains who only do evil
things because of the situation they
find themselves in.
EST
HIGH TIER
Villains who are retaliating against
misdeeds done to them. They may be
seeking to change society as a whole.
Florida man attacks mom's
boyfriend with Samurai sword
over missing can of shrimp
MID TIER
FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP
MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING
Villains who are only obeying their
nature and doing what they do to
survive
MEH TIER
Villains whose motives are a mystery
and seem almost insane at times
Florida Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A
Van
SHIT TIER
Florida Man Steals Bird
Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns
down Mobile Home
Villains who are just evil or lust for
power.
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS
Burger King, Florida Man, and Friends: ELDER GOD TIER
Florida man breaks into jail to hang
out with his friends
Villains whose motives are hard to
find fault in and arguably better than
the hero's.
Florida man kidnaps scientist
to make his dog immortal
GREAT TIER
Reluctant villains who only do evil
things because of the situation they
find themselves in.
EST
HIGH TIER
Villains who are retaliating against
misdeeds done to them. They may be
seeking to change society as a whole.
Florida man attacks mom's
boyfriend with Samurai sword
over missing can of shrimp
MID TIER
FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP
MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING
Villains who are only obeying their
nature and doing what they do to
survive
MEH TIER
Villains whose motives are a mystery
and seem almost insane at times
Florida Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A
Van
SHIT TIER
Florida Man Steals Bird
Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns
down Mobile Home
Villains who are just evil or lust for
power.
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS
Bailey Jay, Celtic, and Club: oylmpians
a list of current immortals
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
- jeff goldblum: late 1800's i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970's
lorde: 1920's flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like
400 BCE
e john mulaney: 1930's/40's, still bitter about the great
depression probably and if he could put it in a bit
with out being #exposed he would
- paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn't age
past the 1990's
Patrick Stewart: No one really knows. He’s just been here for as long as we can remember
Patrick Stewart: No one really knows. He’s just been here for as long as we can remember
Journey, Period, and Shakespeare: The Princess Diaries: Released 2001
Ocean's 8: Released 2018
Seventeen years difference.
I have so many questions for Anne
Hathaway.
2
scholarlypidgeot:
hmslusitania:
janothar:
wombatking:
janothar:
killowave:
When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.
I think we need to add her to the immortal list.
Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries.
Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare. She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.
Further counterpoint,
She’s still married to Shakespeare
When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway
20 going on 20
scholarlypidgeot: hmslusitania: janothar: wombatking: janothar: killowave: When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway. I think we need to add h...
Steve Jobs, Jobs, and Running: When the people that can make the company more succesfull are
the sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies.
Then the product people get driven out of decision making forums,
and the companies forget what it means to make great products,^
DIA BLO
IMMORTAL
Steve Jobs said it first https://t.co/kVZQPMXR4v
Steve Jobs said it first https://t.co/kVZQPMXR4v
Children, Dogs, and Family: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+
years old
They live so long.. . but the good ones still bond with us for our entire
ives.
These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them"
My heart wtf
Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk
together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still
sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her still."
For generations, he has guarded over my family Since the days of my great-great-great-
great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now l
see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope
is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The
ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he
takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the
end.
For dogs we are like elves
For dogs we are like elves
Children, Dogs, and Family: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+
years old
They live so long.. . but the good ones still bond with us for our entire
ives.
These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them"
My heart wtf
Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk
together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still
sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her still."
For generations, he has guarded over my family Since the days of my great-great-great-
great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now l
see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope
is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The
ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he
takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the
end.
For dogs we are like elves
For dogs we are like elves
Time, Irl, and Me IRL: intergalactic-dorks
Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine
being immortal and suddenly you remember
all the emberassing things you did in the last
2000 years. Horrible
intergalactic-dorks
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What's wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when
the tavern maid said "Enjoyeth thy meal!" I
replied with "Thee as well"
Source: intergalactic-dorks
me irl
me irl
Time, Irl, and Me IRL: intergalactic-dorks
Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine
being immortal and suddenly you remember
all the emberassing things you did in the last
2000 years. Horrible
intergalactic-dorks
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What's wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when
the tavern maid said "Enjoyeth thy meal!" I
replied with "Thee as well"
Source: intergalactic-dorks
me irl
me irl
