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Being Alone, Bad, and Confused: HUSBAND ARRIVES HOME DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND. WHAT HE WAKES UP TO SHOCKS HIM Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Halloween Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing that he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?" Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time.. . PRICELESS!!! <p>He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens…Priceless.</p>
Being Alone, Bad, and Confused: HUSBAND ARRIVES HOME DRUNK OUT OF HIS
 MIND. WHAT HE WAKES UP TO SHOCKS HIM
 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
 attending his company's Halloween Party.
 Jack is not normally a drinker, but the
 drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all
 He didn't even remember how he got
 home from the party. As bad as he was
 feeling, he wondered if he did something
 wrong.
 Opening his eyes, the first thing that he
 sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
 of water on the side table. And, next to
 them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and
 sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
 and pressed. He looks around the room
 and sees that it is in perfect order,
 spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
 house. He takes the aspirins, cringes
 when he sees a huge black eye staring
 back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then
 he notices a note hanging on the corner
 of the mirror written in red with little
 hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
 in Lipstick:
 Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
 early to get groceries to make you your
 favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
 darling! Love, Jillian"
 He stumbles to the kitchen and sure
 enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
 hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
 His son is also at the table, eating. Jack
 asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
 Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk
 and out of your mind. You fell over the
 coffee table and broke it, and then you
 puked in the hallway, and got that black
 eye when you ran into the door.
 Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is
 everything in such perfect order and so
 clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on
 the table waiting for me??"
 His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged
 you to the bedroom, and when she tried
 to take your pants off, you screamed,
 "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
 Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot
 Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38
 Saying the right thing, at the right
 time.. . PRICELESS!!!
<p>He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens…Priceless.</p>

He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him. But Then This Happens…Priceless.

Cheating, Definitely, and Love: THE DIVERSITY OF LOVE RELATIONSHIP CONCEPTS IDEALIZED MONOAMORY I'm feeling love for Alex AND Kim .. but only one of them can be REAL LOVE. So I have decided for Alex and will forget about Kim. CHEATING DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL OPEN RELATIONSHIP ut my partner Alex doesn't know that I'm having an affair with Kim my partner Alex allowed me to have affairs, but we don't talk about my partner Alex knows that I'm havina an affair with Kim Alex prefers to have one night stands occasionally who it is or what I do with them. POLYFIDELITY HIERARCHICAL POL and they love each other, too. POLYGAMY and I'm married to both of them It's not legally recognized in every We're a closed triad none of us country, but our religion supportscan have other partners or affairs. they're both knows that Alex, as my primary my partners, but Kim partner, always comes first multiple marriage. EGALITARIAN POLYAMORY SOLO POLYAMORY RELATIONSHIP ANARCHY they're both my partners and none they're both my partners, but I just like for ALL of my frienas more of them is generally more important./don't want to move in or marry any(individual way that feets right for both of us. Kim and Alex also have other partners. of them. I need a lot of autonomy t don't care if anyone calis us partners or not time and space for myself (c) by Kirstin Rohwer Version 2.o (April 28, 2014) polyamma: Saw this the other day but Tumblr crashed before I could repost. Luckily I had saved the image to my phone. I feel like, at this point, I would definitely define what R, F, and I do as “Hierarchical Polyamory.” EDIT: Wow. Who knew someone else’s work would become my most popular post? Also! As is the nature of human relationships, this has somewhat changed for R, F, and I. I feel I’ve moved toward a more equal relationship with each of them so I guess we’re more “Egalitarian Polyamory” now.
Cheating, Definitely, and Love: THE DIVERSITY OF LOVE RELATIONSHIP CONCEPTS
 IDEALIZED MONOAMORY
 I'm feeling love for
 Alex AND Kim
 .. but only one of them can be REAL
 LOVE. So I have decided for Alex
 and will forget about Kim.
 CHEATING
 DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL
 OPEN RELATIONSHIP
 ut my partner Alex doesn't know
 that I'm having an affair with Kim
 my partner Alex allowed me to
 have affairs, but we don't talk about
 my partner Alex knows that
 I'm havina an affair with Kim
 Alex prefers to have one night stands
 occasionally
 who it is or what I do with them.
 POLYFIDELITY HIERARCHICAL POL
 and they love each other, too.
 POLYGAMY
 and I'm married to both of them
 It's not legally recognized in every We're a closed triad none of us
 country, but our religion supportscan have other partners or affairs.
 they're both
 knows that Alex, as my primary
 my partners, but Kim
 partner, always comes first
 multiple marriage.
 EGALITARIAN POLYAMORY
 SOLO POLYAMORY
 RELATIONSHIP ANARCHY
 they're both my partners and none
 they're both my partners, but I
 just like for ALL of my frienas more
 of them is generally more important./don't want to move in or marry any(individual way that feets right for both of us.
 Kim and Alex also have other
 partners.
 of them. I need a lot of autonomy
 t don't care if anyone calis us partners
 or not
 time and space for myself
 (c) by Kirstin Rohwer
 Version 2.o (April 28, 2014)
polyamma:

Saw this the other day but Tumblr crashed before I could repost. Luckily I had saved the image to my phone.

I feel like, at this point, I would definitely define what R, F, and I do as “Hierarchical Polyamory.”

EDIT: Wow. Who knew someone else’s work would become my most popular post? Also! As is the nature of human relationships, this has somewhat changed for R, F, and I. I feel I’ve moved toward a more equal relationship with each of them so I guess we’re more “Egalitarian Polyamory” now.

polyamma: Saw this the other day but Tumblr crashed before I could repost. Luckily I had saved the image to my phone. I feel like, at this...