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Iced Tea: Sugar Honey Iced Tea
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea

Iced Tea: robotmango it's ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, "i'm gonna go for a bike ride." and i was like "why. no. why don't put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey don't do it." so he says he doesn't want to "hide in the house" because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this mornin awed-frog @robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea robotmango this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit pretty great. now it's ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a "borrower" that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil's preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun scarylullabies I think I've reblogged this before, but "the thermostat of hell is always at the devil's preferred temperature" is fucking poetry heywetotheotherworld but in conclusion, fuck the sun Why isnt OP on the Weather Channel yet?
Iced Tea: robotmango
 it's ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my
 husband was like, "i'm gonna go for a bike ride." and i was like "why. no. why
 don't put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey
 don't do it." so he says he doesn't want to "hide in the house" because the sun
 is shining. bruh. honeybruh. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot
 outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been
 crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our
 fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this
 mornin
 awed-frog
 @robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast this was both
 hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea
 robotmango
 this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather
 channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral
 for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit
 pretty great. now it's ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating
 degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a "borrower"
 that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved
 you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there
 because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito
 currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag
 mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil's preferred
 temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion
 fuck the sun
 scarylullabies
 I think I've reblogged this before, but "the thermostat of hell is always at the
 devil's preferred temperature" is fucking poetry
 heywetotheotherworld
 but in conclusion, fuck the sun
Why isnt OP on the Weather Channel yet?

Why isnt OP on the Weather Channel yet?

Iced Tea: thy PC. CHICKEN McNUGGETS & GALLON OF TEA twitter Follow us @McD_Triad Mickey Ds sweet ea i'm lovin' it vampearlgrey: muldertorture: paperknitedraws: papi-chulo-bucky: that-artgirl: dangerbooze: dad-monster: prettyboyshyflizzy: theanimangagirl: myfriendscallmemaury: uberfaenatic: starkinglyhandsome: cloudyobsession: yourlocalpsychopath: randomthingieshere: abbysrwk: paradoxsocks: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: gallifreyanprincess: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america why is your tea liquidised? ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!? ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF. like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it? No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold WHO DRINKS COLD TEA??? HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!? so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority. [skeletons ooh-ing] Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun. #INTO THE HARBOR Englad doesn’t own anything except that time we owned most of the world If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side. WHAT IS GOING ON I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST WHAT You can’t make us drink ya shit tea when it’s at the bottom if the hahbah! i’m pretty sure i saw iced tea in london ehat are you all on about
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 PC.
 CHICKEN
 McNUGGETS
 & GALLON OF TEA
 twitter
 Follow us
 @McD_Triad
 Mickey Ds
 sweet
 ea
 i'm lovin' it
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gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?


No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years



England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR



Englad doesn’t own anything 

except that time we owned most of the world




If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.


WHAT IS GOING ON

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST WHAT


You can’t make us drink ya shit tea when it’s at the bottom if the hahbah! 



i’m pretty sure i saw iced tea in london ehat are you all on about

vampearlgrey: muldertorture: paperknitedraws: papi-chulo-bucky: that-artgirl: dangerbooze: dad-monster: prettyboyshyflizzy: theani...

Iced Tea: thy PC. CHICKEN McNUGGETS & GALLON OF TEA twitter Follow us @McD_Triad Mickey Ds sweet ea i'm lovin' it peterquillactualsuggestions: douchebag-t-rex: peterquillactualsuggestions: newrocketsuggestions: peterquillactualsuggestions: douchebag-t-rex: sophie-needs-help: phlying-squirrel: that-duck-in-paris: that-artgirl: dangerbooze: dad-monster: prettyboyshyflizzy: theanimangagirl: myfriendscallmemaury: uberfaenatic: starkinglyhandsome: cloudyobsession: yourlocalpsychopath: randomthingieshere: abbysrwk: paradoxsocks: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: gallifreyanprincess: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america why is your tea liquidised? ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!? ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF. like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it? No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold WHO DRINKS COLD TEA??? HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!? so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority. [skeletons ooh-ing] Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun. #INTO THE HARBOR Englad doesn’t own anything except that time we owned most of the world If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side. I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day. HAH BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2 XD ITS HOTTER HERE, WE CANT DRINK HOT TEA DURING ALL OUR SEASONS SO WE ICE IT! IM NOT EVEN FROM THE SOUTH AND I UNDERSTAND THIS! (It’s true. On the west coast of Canada we drink hot tea in the winter and iced tea in the summer. We have access to all the tea. We are superior.) But ice tea isn’t actually tea???? Why are we arguing about this???! That said you can make it from a powder too so…. (Iced tea most people think of is sweetened and good, but not quite tea. You can get actual herbal tea iced.) THE POWDER IS EVIL, I ADMIT IT. I make very strong black tea and add ice and more water and a bit of sugar and bam. Real tea. Iced. The powder is just… oh my god what even is the powder?I think steeping it is cheaper because you can buy a hundred teabags for like $4 at Walmart. #america
Iced Tea: thy
 PC.
 CHICKEN
 McNUGGETS
 & GALLON OF TEA
 twitter
 Follow us
 @McD_Triad
 Mickey Ds
 sweet
 ea
 i'm lovin' it
peterquillactualsuggestions:

douchebag-t-rex:

peterquillactualsuggestions:

newrocketsuggestions:

peterquillactualsuggestions:
douchebag-t-rex:


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phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:


that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?


No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years



England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR



Englad doesn’t own anything 

except that time we owned most of the world




If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.


I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.


HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2 


XD 


ITS HOTTER HERE, WE CANT DRINK HOT TEA DURING ALL OUR SEASONS SO WE ICE IT! IM NOT EVEN FROM THE SOUTH AND I UNDERSTAND THIS!


(It’s true. On the west coast of Canada we drink hot tea in the winter and iced tea in the summer. We have access to all the tea. We are superior.)
But ice tea isn’t actually tea???? Why are we arguing about this???! That said you can make it from a powder too so….

(Iced tea most people think of is sweetened and good, but not quite tea. You can get actual herbal tea iced.)

THE POWDER IS EVIL, I ADMIT IT. I make very strong black tea and add ice and more water and a bit of sugar and bam. Real tea. Iced. The powder is just… oh my god what even is the powder?I think steeping it is cheaper because you can buy a hundred teabags for like $4 at Walmart. #america

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