I told her she was a good girl, that smile 😍
Please no don't leave us!
I don't know why he even told us that.
R E N T F R E E
We met forever ago at a wedding and he just started a convo
At least she wont reproduce.
This makes so much sense
This guy sent me this message after I told him I was anxious about my pictures. I weigh 100 pounds.
so i had a drunken hook up with a guy before one of my “good friends” took me on a trip and this is what he had to say after we got home
They are dividers of "We the People"
The context is about a youth group I’m going to. I told him to watch one punch man. And he really likes the show now. And him just saying th...
Coincidence? I think not.
I printed the entire bee movie script on the school printer and I just left it there for people to find
*runs the chicken under water quickly*
Well I feel lonely now
Look at us, all hurt and shit
I told you demon!!!
I don’t want to say I told ya so, but...
Not sure if this belongs here... but...
FRESHERS WHEN I TOLD THEM
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Same post gender swapped in AITA. Man is an asshole, the women is isn't.
When people are trying to pronounce Xisumavoid’s name in Hermitcraft.
MLM bro bothering me while on vacation. I tried so hard to be polite lol.
Abducted kids get made into Mcdonalds
Would you actually tho?
I told my Friends i would buy 3 cans of Sprite so i did
life after karen took the kids
Hah! I told you Presley didn't die
Meet The Spy
Instagram be vibin though
“Dirty Jokes” CaptynClyde daily webcomic [OC]
What if I told you I figured out a way to support The Met WITHOUT having to figure out what to wear, because this way I just shake everyone’...
Don't spill the tea.
I told my toddler to color the different states on a map 🙄