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Bad, Best Friend, and Bruh: Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani This older (78) lady I drove today asked me if I had ever been with a woman. I told her yes and she asked me what it was like. At first I was like...umm grandma this is weird. But she told me she thinks shes in love with her best friend since childhood. Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d Replying to @AI0haNani She basically just wanted to know what the sex feels like. I told her it felt like taking a fresh shower, getting a massage head to toe and then having sex with myself. Like a copy of me in person rubbing all of everything together and feeling solely pleasure, no pain. t597 10 10.5K Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AI0haNani 4d She was like "wow that sounds way better than being with a man". We sat and spoke for like 30 minutes about her ex husbands and how she felt like she was never truly satisfied being with them even if she felt like they had great experiences. t1515 10.2K Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d She said she wishes her generation wasn't so closed off and stuck up about sexuality because she wouldn't have felt so suppressed. Her and her best friend live together now and basically the friend is like everything she wishes her husbands were for her but she's scared to say Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani 4d So I dropped her off at the doctors but had also scheduled to come back and pick her up. When I got there she seemed all down and stuff so we talked more and she said she feels like she spent a whole lifetime lying to herself. I felt so bad until dropped her off t2448 9,882 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d She uses a walker and her friend is still pretty nimble for an old lady. She calls her and asks her to unlock the front door because she was on her way. When we pull up, shes is sitting outside waiting on her. She gets up & opens the door while Im pulling the walker out the trunk t2404 8,982 4 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d Then she helps her stand up and says " couldn't imagine having anybody else to end this life with. You're my favorite person." Bruh when I tell you I teared the hell up Then then rider teared up and they hugged and told each other "I love you." I wanted to ugly cry so bad. Stitch It! All in the same day. Suuure.
Bad, Best Friend, and Bruh: Cim贸nalisa 7.15
 @AIOhaNani
 This older (78) lady I drove today asked
 me if I had ever been with a woman. I
 told her yes and she asked me what it
 was like. At first I was like...umm
 grandma this is weird. But she told me
 she thinks shes in love with her best
 friend since childhood.
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d
 Replying to @AI0haNani
 She basically just wanted to know what the
 sex feels like. I told her it felt like taking a
 fresh shower, getting a massage head to
 toe and then having sex with myself. Like a
 copy of me in person rubbing all of
 everything together and feeling solely
 pleasure, no pain.
 t597
 10
 10.5K
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AI0haNani 4d
 She was like "wow that sounds way better
 than being with a man". We sat and spoke
 for like 30 minutes about her ex husbands
 and how she felt like she was never truly
 satisfied being with them even if she felt
 like they had great experiences.
 t1515
 10.2K
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d
 She said she wishes her generation wasn't
 so closed off and stuck up about sexuality
 because she wouldn't have felt so
 suppressed. Her and her best friend live
 together now and basically the friend is
 like everything she wishes her husbands
 were for her but she's scared to say
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani 4d
 So I dropped her off at the doctors but
 had also scheduled to come back and pick
 her up. When I got there she seemed all
 down and stuff so we talked more and she
 said she feels like she spent a whole
 lifetime lying to herself. I felt so bad until
 dropped her off
 t2448
 9,882
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d
 She uses a walker and her friend is still
 pretty nimble for an old lady. She calls her
 and asks her to unlock the front door
 because she was on her way. When we
 pull up, shes is sitting outside waiting on
 her. She gets up & opens the door while Im
 pulling the walker out the trunk
 t2404
 8,982
 4
 Cim贸nalisa 7.15 @AIOhaNani- 4d
 Then she helps her stand up and says "
 couldn't imagine having anybody else to
 end this life with. You're my favorite
 person."
 Bruh when I tell you I teared the hell up
 Then then rider teared up and they
 hugged and told each other "I love you."
 I wanted to ugly cry so bad.
 Stitch It!
All in the same day. Suuure.

All in the same day. Suuure.

Drinking, Fucking, and Head: All of a sudden she screamed as he came out of nowhere and grabbed her by the hair and began dragging her back inside. Through the open curtains and window I could see him still dragging her to the couch where her threw her down like a rag doll and began to close fist hit her Well, that was it for me. I lost all goodness in my heart and turned back into that pissed off one-mission soldier I once was, so angry and upset that I didn't even put the truck in park. Out the door, left it open as it scraped down the side of his truck and into the snowbank. I ran to the door, pushed it open, and grabbed Eric by the back of the throat. Then I began to pound on him without conditions. He got eight years of retirement anger in a matter of a five- minute beating that probably, for him, felt like a lifetime Ithen began to drag him outside the door, through the snow, in his boxers and "wife beater" T-shirt no less, out into the roadway. barely conscious and bleeding He was profusely. I then took out my phone and called -no, not 911-but the ambulance day 1line to request an ambulance. I told him an ambulance coming for him, not the police. was I said "If you ever touch that little girl again I'm going to dig a hole and bury you in it in YOUR OWN FUCKING backyard, DO YOU READ ME? Your wife won't tell a soul." I calmly got back into my truck, all 4 wheels still spinning into the snow, and calmly drove off to work with him laying at the end of the driveway propped up against the snow bank. V I never saw her with a bruise again. To this day, they still live there. And she always smiles and says hello to me. upvoted this Upvote 286 Reshare O0O Maybe the beater got better at hiding his abuse Reply Upvote Downvote Honestly, I would wager big money that the story is a piece of fiction. A lot of the "feel good" stuff on Quora is. This one is just a bit dangerous police would have been involved if a badly man were beaten so The abuse would NEVeR stop overnight. That's like saying an alcoholic can be cured by hitting him over the head with a bottle so he knows drinking is wrong. Anyway, I'm not going to obsess over this. Just know that evidence says that you can't fix cycles of abuse by beating the abuser. Upvote 286 Reshare With a sprinkling of r/iamverybadass
Drinking, Fucking, and Head: All of a sudden she screamed as he came out of
 nowhere and grabbed her by the hair and began
 dragging her back inside. Through the open
 curtains and window I could see him still
 dragging her to the couch where her threw her
 down like a rag doll and began to close fist hit
 her
 Well, that was it for me. I lost all goodness in
 my heart and turned back into that pissed off
 one-mission soldier I once was, so angry and
 upset that I didn't even put the truck in park.
 Out the door, left it open as it scraped down the
 side of his truck and into the snowbank.
 I ran to the door, pushed it open, and grabbed
 Eric by the back of the throat. Then I began to
 pound on him without conditions. He got eight
 years of retirement anger in a matter of a five-
 minute beating that probably, for him, felt like
 a lifetime
 Ithen began to drag him outside the door,
 through the snow, in his boxers and "wife
 beater" T-shirt no less, out into the roadway.
 barely conscious and bleeding
 He was
 profusely. I then took out my phone and called
 -no, not 911-but the ambulance day 1line to
 request an ambulance. I told him an ambulance
 coming for him, not the police.
 was
 I said "If you ever touch that little girl again
 I'm going to dig a hole and bury you in it in
 YOUR OWN FUCKING backyard, DO YOU
 READ ME? Your wife won't tell a soul."
 I calmly got back into my truck, all 4 wheels
 still spinning into the snow, and calmly drove
 off to work with him laying at the end of the
 driveway propped up against the snow bank.
 V
 I never saw her with a bruise again. To this day,
 they still live there. And she always smiles and
 says hello to me.
 upvoted this
 Upvote 286 Reshare
 O0O
 Maybe the beater got better at hiding his abuse
 Reply Upvote Downvote
 Honestly, I would wager big money that the
 story is a piece of fiction. A lot of the "feel good"
 stuff on Quora is. This one is just a bit
 dangerous
 police would have been involved if a
 badly
 man were beaten so
 The abuse would NEVeR stop
 overnight. That's like saying an
 alcoholic can be cured by hitting him
 over the head with a bottle so he knows
 drinking is wrong.
 Anyway, I'm not going to obsess over this. Just
 know that evidence says that you can't fix cycles
 of abuse by beating the abuser.
 Upvote 286
 Reshare
With a sprinkling of r/iamverybadass

With a sprinkling of r/iamverybadass

Alien, Fuck, and You: Damnit uncle John. I told you not to fuck the alien
Alien, Fuck, and You: Damnit uncle John. I told you not to fuck the alien

Damnit uncle John. I told you not to fuck the alien