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    i thought: I thought Google knew everything…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought Google knew everything…
                
            

            
            
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    i thought: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



I’m ace but here you guys go

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:


lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:


madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!




This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.


WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????


Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook


Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still. 


WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL


This is very true lol 


Yo what the f u c k 






not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important????? 

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.



What the fuck



I’m ace but here you guys go

                
            

            
            
ballet-royale:
midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: Wish I thought of it.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: Wish I thought of it.
                
            

            
            
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    i thought: dont know if this is a true spongebob meme but i thought it was funny
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: dont know if this is a true spongebob meme but i thought it was funny
                
            

            
            
dont know if this is a true spongebob meme but i thought it was funny

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: “Hey! I’m volunteering in a bear refuge in Croatia and I thought like sharing this photo of a chillaxing lad with you guys.“ (via)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: “Hey! I’m volunteering in a bear refuge in Croatia and I thought like sharing this photo of a chillaxing lad with you guys.“ (via)
                
            

            
            
“Hey! I’m volunteering in a bear refuge in Croatia and I thought like sharing this photo of a chillaxing lad with you guys.“ (via)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought I selected the ‘funny’ tag
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought I selected the ‘funny’ tag
                
            

            
            
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    i thought: lords-of-dawn:

@randomnightlord


@lords-of-dawnFor a moment i thought you wanted to contribute to my food fanfiction series. 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: lords-of-dawn:

@randomnightlord


@lords-of-dawnFor a moment i thought you wanted to contribute to my food fanfiction series. 
                
            

            
            
lords-of-dawn:

@randomnightlord


@lords-of-dawnFor a moment i thought you wanted to contribute to my food fanfiction series. 

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: vinterveck:for some reason i thought this was very funny
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: vinterveck:for some reason i thought this was very funny
                
            

            
            
vinterveck:for some reason i thought this was very funny

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought this belonged here.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    i thought: inkydandy:

I thought I was done with this unpacking scenario, but nope.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: inkydandy:

I thought I was done with this unpacking scenario, but nope.
                
            

            
            
inkydandy:

I thought I was done with this unpacking scenario, but nope.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought it was pretty funny
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought it was pretty funny
                
            

            
            
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    i thought: wallisgloom:

squided:


chex-quest:

tyleroakley:
#2006vs2016: some things never change
лагер Ласло hallobeanies,
лагер Ласло последния епизод,
лагер Ласло обичат болни,
лагер Ласло meatman,
епизоди лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло забавни моменти,
лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод,
лагер Ласло Свети Валентин,
лагер Ласло край,
лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши,
лагер Ласло пълни епизоди,
лагер Ласло където е Ласло,
лагер Ласло чужденец епизод,
лагер Ласло сте там Смитс,
лагер балсам Ласло въздух,
лагер Ласло AMV,
лагер Ласло животни,
лагер Ласло арабика, 

лагер Ласло работа и тор,
лагер Ласло невероятно състезание,
лагер отваряне Ласло аниме,
лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс,
лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври,
лагер Ласло е Едуард,
лагер Ласло оригване,
лагер Ласло бебе боб,
лагер Ласло броня,
лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките,
лагер Ласло бокса Едуард,
лагер Ласло burpless,
лагер Ласло мида,
лагер Ласло Колед



I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  


*touches soil*something awful happened here

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: wallisgloom:

squided:


chex-quest:

tyleroakley:
#2006vs2016: some things never change
лагер Ласло hallobeanies,
лагер Ласло последния епизод,
лагер Ласло обичат болни,
лагер Ласло meatman,
епизоди лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло забавни моменти,
лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод,
лагер Ласло Свети Валентин,
лагер Ласло край,
лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши,
лагер Ласло пълни епизоди,
лагер Ласло където е Ласло,
лагер Ласло чужденец епизод,
лагер Ласло сте там Смитс,
лагер балсам Ласло въздух,
лагер Ласло AMV,
лагер Ласло животни,
лагер Ласло арабика, 

лагер Ласло работа и тор,
лагер Ласло невероятно състезание,
лагер отваряне Ласло аниме,
лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс,
лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври,
лагер Ласло е Едуард,
лагер Ласло оригване,
лагер Ласло бебе боб,
лагер Ласло броня,
лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките,
лагер Ласло бокса Едуард,
лагер Ласло burpless,
лагер Ласло мида,
лагер Ласло Колед



I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  


*touches soil*something awful happened here

                
            

            
            
wallisgloom:

squided:


chex-quest:

tyleroakley:
#2006vs2016: some things never change
лагер Ласло hallobeanies,
лагер Ласло последния...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: justcatposts:

Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: justcatposts:

Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)
                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
“Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
“I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
“Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
“It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?”
“I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! 
I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. 
**
Practice on Me
New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. 
He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn 
and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers.
 His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a
 cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. 
And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup.
“Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.”
His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?”
Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?”
“I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.”
“Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard 
today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco 
guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.”
“It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?”
“I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

                
            

            
            
feedmecookiesnow:
not-the-blue:
@fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards  ,  all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards  ,  all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

                
            

            
            
phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
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    i thought: My Mother-in-Law paints landscapes. I thought they were missing something… so I took a photo of her canvas and…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: My Mother-in-Law paints landscapes. I thought they were missing something… so I took a photo of her canvas and…
                
            

            
            
My Mother-in-Law paints landscapes. I thought they were missing something… so I took a photo of her canvas and…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought you’d never ask
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought you’d never ask
                
            

            
            
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    i thought: I made this specifically to send to my gf but I thought you’d all like it too
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I made this specifically to send to my gf but I thought you’d all like it too
                
            

            
            
I made this specifically to send to my gf but I thought you’d all like it too

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
                
            

            
            
I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
                
            

            
            
I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought this was an animatronic at first but apparently it’s real lol(Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought this was an animatronic at first but apparently it’s real lol(Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
I thought this was an animatronic at first but apparently it’s real lol(Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought I did a good job…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought I did a good job…
                
            

            
            
I thought I did a good job…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought this is where my meme should be
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought this is where my meme should be
                
            

            
            
I thought this is where my meme should be

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: I thought computers were meant to be smart by Switch-user-101
MORE MEMES
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: I thought computers were meant to be smart by Switch-user-101
MORE MEMES
                
            

            
            
I thought computers were meant to be smart by Switch-user-101
MORE MEMES

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    i thought: oohh-heyyy:
dduane:
THIS. 


I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: oohh-heyyy:
dduane:
THIS. 


I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.

                
            

            
            
oohh-heyyy:
dduane:
THIS. 


I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so f...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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    i thought: I thought we had beat them into submission but they’re back. by JodyeBurge
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    i thought: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.  
Needless to say I’m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                i thought: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.  
Needless to say I’m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-
                
            

            
            
sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


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    i thought: Dank memes? I thought it’s dark memes
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Dank memes? I thought it’s dark memes