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Marylandman101 4y
what does it feel like to do heroin
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Actually this is an obvious question but it's not what you might
think. Let me explain it to you, I've been an opiate addict for a
long time and tried many drugs. Drugs that are 'uppers' have the
most 'obvious' euphoria. For example if you take
adderall/coke/meth/speed/MDMA you will get this shining bright
euphoria, self confidence, energy, and other drug-specific feelings
(for meth like you are king
However, you owe these drugs back what they delivered to you.
After a meth binge, or lots of MDMA use, or staying up all night on
coke you will feel like shit. To an extent this aspect is similar to an
alcoholic hangover.
or for MDMA like you love everyone)
On the other hand, for many people who experiment with heroin
they are underwhelmed (not including IV usage, but most
experimenters rarely ever IV first time). They just feel good, chill,
happy, but they feel like this spooky drug 'heroin' hasn't delivered
They are just mellow. Oh obviously it has all been a lie they will
think. Heroin isn't spooky, it's chill. It's not addictive like everyone
else thinks. It doesn't make you do stupid shit or stay up all day
and hallucinate like amphetamines or coke. It doesn't empty your
serotonin like MDMA or give you a hangover like alcohol. People
tend to just think oh, what a nice drug.
So the next day they wake up and everything is normal. No
headache or shitty feeling--just a slight afterglow of that nice
feeling. Oh it was cheap as well! It only cost $10 for a whole night
of being high! I thought people said heroin was expensive? And
then next weekend comes... There are all these drugs I could do
but I liked heroin. It didn't 'fuck me up,' I could still think clearly. No
hangover. No feeling like shit later. I still was awake. It just made
me happy and content with life. Oh and it's only $10! Well, I
should get some more for the whole weekend. This is great! I will
use Heroin on the weekends now!
Now let's say this person works and has responsibilities. He
knows he can't go into work drunk, or on MDMA, or high. So he
doesn't. It's actually simple. But heroin... Well the user might
actually find they do better work on heroin. Instead of being sad
or grumpy or depressed with his jo... he is just... happy. Mellow.
Content. Everything is fine and the world is beautiful. It's raining,
it's dark, I woke up at 5:30AM, I'm commuting in traffic. I would
have had a headache, I would have been miserable, I would have
wondered how my life took me to this point. This point I'm at right
now. But no, no, everything is fine. Life is beautiful. The rain drops
are just falling and in each one I see the reflection of every
persons life around me. Humanity is beautiful. In this still frame
shot of traffic on this crowded bus I just found love and peace
Heroin is a wonder drug. Heroin is better than everything else.
Heroin makes me who I wish I was. Heroin makes life worth
living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a
tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money. I need heroin to
feel normal. I don't love anymore. Now I'm sick. I can't afford the
heroin that I need. How did $10 used to get me high? Now I need
$100. That guy that let me try a few lines the first time doesn't
actually deal. Oh I need to find a real dealer? This guy is a felon
and carries a gun--he can sell me the drug that lets me find love
in the world. No this isn't working, I need to quit.
To answer your question, heroin feels nice. That's all, it just feels
very nice. You can make the rest up for yourself. Attach your own
half-truths to this drug that will show you the world and for a
moment you will feel as clever as Faust.
Edit: Thank you for the kind words. I received help and I'm doing
well now. Luckily I was able to pull up and get help right before I
entered the deadly downward spiral. Some of my friends have not
done as well. Sorry to steal the limelight from OP
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Ifuxdalion 4y
Reading that was more haunting than any anti-drug campaign
that I've been exposed to. Thanks. A lot.
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Anyone who's worked in retail has
probably participated in this thing I
call "circle talk" and it is by far one
the most exhausting and irritating
parts of my job.
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Circle talk is when a customer asks
you a question, but when you answer
it, they continue to stare at you
blankly. So you repeat your answer
over and over, slightly rephrasing it
until it permeates their brain.
"How big does this cactus grow?"
"It'll get quite large, but it's very slow
growing, so you won't see much of a
difference until almost 10 years"
"Oh my wife has one that's like half
metre"
"Yes that must be quite old"
"So they can get that big?"
"Yes but not for a long time"
"about 10 years?"
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morning. I don't think anyone can fully
comprehend how stupid humans are until they
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starfire003
I'd like to add on the people who ask a question,
get an answer they don't like and ask the same
question in a different way to get the response
they want.
corisanna
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but
that last one? There is one customer we have
that does that so frequently and for so long
(personal record with me is goddamn FORTY
MINUTES of trying to get the answer she
wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she
isn't present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and
try it again with the same employees the next
day
greatfay
Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount])
Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?"
Me: "For signing up for our rewards program,
yes:"
Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those
Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free
drink! :)
Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up"
Me: " "
Customer: "I hate getting all those emails"
Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can
show you how:)
Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an
account"
Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]:
Customer: "I thought it was free?"
Me: ")"
Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards
program:)"
Customer: "I don't want to sign up"
Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)"
Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?"
Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:)
Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount]
Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why
don't you just pay for it? :
Customer: "This is shit customer service"
Me: ")"
Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing
every dime out of people, you should be
ashamed of yourself-"
Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a
cashier:)
Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a
damn drink and it's not even a large-
Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a
cashier:)
Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming
back here again
Me: "How unfortunate :)"
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