My Name Is Cow
My Name Is Cow

My Name Is Cow

I Lik
I Lik

I Lik

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Most

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Wen

Wen

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Awl

Awl

My Name
My Name

My Name

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: nerdgasrnz: xekstrin: SOMEBODY DO AN “I LIK THE HAND” POEM, STAT my name is Bat im tucked in tight a hyoomin holds me wen its nite and I’m hungery so wen I can I hav a snak I lik the hand
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xekstrin:
SOMEBODY DO AN “I LIK THE HAND” POEM, STAT
my name is Bat
im tucked in tight
a hyoomin holds me
wen its nite
and I’m hungery
so wen I can
I hav a snak
I lik the hand

nerdgasrnz: xekstrin: SOMEBODY DO AN “I LIK THE HAND” POEM, STAT my name is Bat im tucked in tight a hyoomin holds me wen its nite and I’m ...

Be Like, Food, and Head: - Chamale 6403 points 12 hours ago My stepdad used to be a baker in an authentic recreation of an 18th health inspector came by, and she was ripping into my stepdad for violations like the stonework walls, the doorless entranceways, or the lack of a mosquito zapper. He pointed out that they were following the highest standards except for things that would destroy the authenticity of this 18th-century bakery. The health inspector relented and agreed to give him a pass after verifying the food storage area was secure. They went to the shed, which was a doorless building attached to the bakery As the health inspector went in, there happened to be an escaped cow licking all of the loaves. My stepdad could only say, "Honestly, this never happens." They passed the health inspection tl:dr: Health inspector witnesses escaped farm animal licking all the bread in a bakery, passes health inspection anyway permalink embed save report give gold reply - Poem for your_sprog 6409 points 10 hours ago x4 my name is Cow, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed i stay up late i lik the bred copperbadge: emotionsandgrahamcrackers: copperbadge: I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.  in another thread, this user writes:my name is Dog,and wen its tea,i hope they givsum foode to me -i hope they shairbefor its gon -they never do.i dont get non.:(and then replies to their own comment:my name is Cow,and this is tru -my caynine frend,its up to yu.so just be brayveand smart insted -and be like me.i lik the bred. First of all how dare you
Be Like, Food, and Head: - Chamale 6403 points 12 hours ago
 My stepdad used to be a baker in an authentic recreation of an 18th
 health inspector came by, and she was ripping into my stepdad for
 violations like the stonework walls, the doorless entranceways, or the
 lack of a mosquito zapper. He pointed out that they were following the
 highest standards except for things that would destroy the authenticity
 of this 18th-century bakery. The health inspector relented and agreed to
 give him a pass after verifying the food storage area was secure. They
 went to the shed, which was a doorless building attached to the bakery
 As the health inspector went in, there happened to be an escaped cow
 licking all of the loaves. My stepdad could only say, "Honestly, this never
 happens." They passed the health inspection
 tl:dr: Health inspector witnesses escaped farm animal licking all the
 bread in a bakery, passes health inspection anyway
 permalink embed save report give gold reply
 - Poem for your_sprog 6409 points 10 hours ago x4
 my name is Cow,
 or wen the moon
 is shiyning brite,
 and all the men
 haf gon to bed
 i stay up late
 i lik the bred
copperbadge:
emotionsandgrahamcrackers:

copperbadge:

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

in another thread, this user writes:my name is Dog,and wen its tea,i hope they givsum foode to me -i hope they shairbefor its gon -they never do.i dont get non.:(and then replies to their own comment:my name is Cow,and this is tru -my caynine frend,its up to yu.so just be brayveand smart insted -and be like me.i lik the bred.

First of all how dare you

copperbadge: emotionsandgrahamcrackers: copperbadge: I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.  in ano...