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Dad, Food, and Girls: Farhan Follow @Ahwhateverr Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store, i'm ready to become a dad. Kaveri Shenoy O+ April 4 at 4:39 AM- Tips GOOD THE BEST WATERY SWEET 4. 'Boy' and 'girl' watermelons: Many people do not know that farmers differentiate watermelons by gender. For example, 'boys' are bigger, have an elongated shape, and a watery taste. The 'girls' have 2. Look for the field spot: The yellow spot, known as the field spot, is the place where the watermelon rested on the ground. Ripe watermelons always have creamy yellow or even orange-yellow spots, 5. Inspect the tail: A dried tail indicates that the watermelon is ripe. However, if the tail is green, it probably means that the watermelon was picked too soon and will not be ripe Remember to kindly like and share this post to others. 3. Pay attention to the size: It is better to choose neither the largest nor the smallest watermelon. Select an average-sized fuit. And note, please: large or small, the watermelon should feel heavy for its size. Like Share Comment Follow @blurrbubble My dad just slaps it and knows Farhan @Ahwhateverr Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from mme'er the local food store, i'm ready to become a dad. Show this thread 2:21 PM-12 Apr 2019 F#x XY"eitiil Retweets il@).il,'il42 likes honeyngld: jooshcognito: gahdamnpunk: It’s cause all dads speak in watermelon Me, slapping a bothered watermelon in the Safeway produce section: Hnnng yea she riddy My mom just flicks it, it has to be a southern thing

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Comfortable, Community, and Dating: 2 days ago Oh my god guys today I was walking with my girlfriend down the hallway (we've been dating for about 2 and a half weeks) and things have been going well, and WE HELD HANDS guys, all the way down the hallway, I know this is minor but this is one of the first times something like this has happened to me and this is the only place I feel comfortable talking about it 93Reply 11 minutes ago Smallppboy4 Good job man hope you pound her soon 0Reply awesomacious: Wholesome community 2.0

awesomacious: Wholesome community 2.0

Work, Time, and The Critic: A young artist exhibits his work for the first time, and a well known art critic is irn attendance. The critic says to the young artist, "would you like to hear my opinion of your work?" Yes," the artist replies. "It's worthless," the critic says. "I know," the artist replies, "but let's hear it anyway." .

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Dank, Fucking, and Memes: skyr1ms-remade lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die lanceloved lab safety 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know . you fucking want to. Me_irl by NeckTickler MORE MEMES

Me_irl by NeckTickler MORE MEMES

Fucking, Teacher, and Irl: skyr1ms-remade lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die lanceloved lab safety 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know . you fucking want to. Me_irl

Me_irl

Target, Tumblr, and Anonymous: Anonymous said Does Rod ever stop being a priss and actually do the cuddling couple stuff? I know my partner gets super clingy and cuddly when she's tired. al onyn the M ask-art-student-prussia: Gil: he’s like a cat when it comes to cuddling.example a // example b

ask-art-student-prussia: Gil: he’s like a cat when it comes to cuddling.example a // example b

Anime, Finals, and Fucking: Grandma typing.. Today Just heard that you failed you finals! LOL 02:57 Grandma I don't think you know what LOL means... 02:58 I know what it means you fucking normie 02:58 I'm laughing at you, stop staring at those anime girls and start studying you fucking weeb. 02:58 Type a messageO look how the turntables

look how the turntables

God, Head, and Life: Thank you, God, for loving me and never leaving me, no matter how hard life gets. As I rest my head on the pillow, I know tomorrow is a new dav Amen. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

<3

You, I Know, and I Know You: I know you don't care

Friends, Life, and Love: You do not need to text you:r friend every single day to still be friends. I have friends who check up on me every 6 months and I know they're just doing their thing and we understand that it's all good. Someone's life doesn't have to revolve around you for them to still love you RULES

Memes, Trash, and Make: You can't make memes with Pewdiepie Tuber's Simulator Me ar Observe Pretty trash i know

Pretty trash i know

Dank, Flexing, and Love: "I know I hurt you in the past but I've changed" 79 NIKE FLEX 9404 now OMG I love you

OMG I love you

Children, Memes, and Windows: @nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and hes real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM

Dumb, Fucking, and Hoe: RI 4 ,113% a 3:54 AM (678)-999-8212 @thotfulvisions i stalked this astrology hoe twitter for about a week & told her i was a virgo & she lemme smash because she thought we was compatible. little does she know im a fucking scorpio Imfaooo, universe just aligned your cheeks with this dick (678)-999-8212 @thotfulvisions wanna know how i know for a fact all of this horoscope shit is a bunch of bullshit? all yall commenting "this is exactly what a scorpio would do" bout dumb as shit cause ima capricorn For all you astrology people out there

For all you astrology people out there

Books, Friends, and Fucking: castle-engineer: celticpyro: jelloapocalypse: Comic book artists be drawing women like Long Kitty Honestly, I really fucking hate that argument about comic books artists drawing women. Nearly all of my female friends I know from my gymnastics classes and I have seen more than a few able to bend their spine around even more than what you seen in comics. It isn’t unrealistic at all. You can still make the moral argument of objectification all you want, fine. But it isn’t the artist’s fault that you don’t know what a fit, flexible, graceful woman can do.

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Regret, Change, and Failure: Yes, I know it's scary. Do you know what's also scary? Looking back in 20 years with regret for not doing the things you dreamed of because you felt scared of failure, people's opinions and change. @bossbabe.inc

Crazy, God, and Connected: "Sometimes when I look at you, and you're looking back at me, I can see something. This teeny-tiny hint of something more, something you're feeling but can't say. When our eyes meet, it's like we're instantly connected. And I know no one catches it but me and you, but I like it that way. It's like our own little secret...a place we go to when everything around us is crazy and we just need some semblance of normal. God, your eyes are gorgeous. There are times when I want nothing more than to look you in the eyes, cause it's when we're looking at each other in silence that we end up saying the most." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Beyonce, Coachella, and Dank: Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc So Beyonce had a strict diet prepping for Coachella.no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no meat, no rish, and no sugar. I Know some women with that same diet prepping for a wedding. You are marrying a guy name Dan who eats chicken pot pie at diners, ya'll can have some bread And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin MORE MEMES

And you aint Beyonce. by 5_Frog_Margin MORE MEMES

Drinking, Driving, and God: 5a People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do of good things about beign blind do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty I go on airplanes first get VIP treatment at amusement parks. Never hove to worry about drinking and driving My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10. I don't have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way THE META PICTURE lolzandtrollz:Good Answer

lolzandtrollz:Good Answer

Cross, Mind, and Net: AndI can't forget you, You cross my mind every second But Ijust wish it was as easy for me As it was for you Because I know You forgot me AndI don't cross your mind Not even for a second https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Comfortable, Community, and Dating: 2 days ago Oh my god guys today I was walking with my girlfriend down the hallway (we've been dating for about 2 and a half weeks) and things have been going well, and WE HELD HANDS guys, all the way down the hallway, I know this is minor but this is one of the first times something like this has happened to me and this is the only place I feel comfortable talking about it 93Reply 11 minutes ago Smallppboy4 Good job man hope you pound her soon 0Reply Wholesome community 2.0

Wholesome community 2.0

Memes, Ugly, and Orange: TheEnemyWithin @TheAnalogKid74 It's really not healthy for me to hate @realDonaldTrump as much as I do, I know, but I see that fat, ugly, orange face of his and hear that dream-haunting cadence in his voice barfing lie after lie from that asshole-shaped mouth and the loathing just burns like a raging wildfire.

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Love, I Love You, and How: I love you Even when I'm supposed to hate you And that's how I know truly love you A.C https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dad, Food, and Best: Farhan @Ahwhateverr Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store, i'm ready to become a dad. Kaveri Shenoy April 4 at 4:39 AM. O+ Tips GOOD THE BEST WATERY SWEET Mars @blurrbubble My dad just slaps it and knows

New Yorker, The New Yorker, and New: THE NEW YORKER "I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes. 35 (W)

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Mother's Day, Target, and Tumblr: ile2 bert. Do you wont to I know toure nat fealm over Hhatr yer Givei 2 MOTHERS ask-art-student-prussia: Awkward mothers day tension

ask-art-student-prussia: Awkward mothers day tension

Google, Time, and Single: Google: Someone just signed in on a device, do you know them? e: Well, of course I know him. He's me. Every single time.

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Bad, Weird, and Date: Jon @ArfMeasures Date: You shouldn't be using a straw Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti Me🍝Irl

Me🍝Irl

Do It Again, You, and Compiler: Compiler: throws errors Me : retry to compile anyway Compiler me do it again? I Know you guys do this as well

I Know you guys do this as well

You, Now, and I Know: I know I hurt you in the past but l've changed" $79" now

Love, Respect, and Shoes: Will Smith 1 hr C I know Genies don't have Feet.. But you left some Big Shoes to fill. R.I.P, Robin! And Thank You, @helloluigi Love the art work Will Smith being a bro Cash-of-the-eclipse I know we give the new Genie a lot of crap but in reality Will is probably trying seriously hard to make Robin Williams proud and I respect that Hes trying his best

Hes trying his best

Work, Blink 182, and Old: remember when you were like 12 years old and you'd sing along to blink 182 like WORK SUCKS, I KNOW but you had no idea how much work sucked. ikno now. i really do know meirl

meirl

Fall, Break, and Net: I KNOW THAT YOULL CATCH ME IF I FALL FOR YOU THATS NOT IT IM SCARED IM TOO HEAVY. NOT TISSUE OR MUSCLE WISE BUT IN THAT I HAVE TO MANY THOUGHTS AND IT CHILLS ME TO THE BONE TO THINK THAT IF I DO FALL AND YOU CATCH ME, I. WILL. BREAK. YOU https://iglovequotes.net/

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Heart, Never, and Net: "Everytime I talk to you, my heart breaks more, because I know we will never be together. We can never be together.", she said https://iglovequotes.net/

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Bad, Weird, and Date: Jon @ArfMeasures Date: You shouldn't be using a straw Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti Me🍝Irl

Me🍝Irl

Bad, Dank, and Memes: Jon @ArfMeasures Date: You shouldn't be using a straw Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti Me🍝Irl by zestybiscuit MORE MEMES

Me🍝Irl by zestybiscuit MORE MEMES

Food, Food Stamps, and Test: Kassie @KassieLClary I know requiring a drug test to get food stamps sounds great to some of you. But think about the child of a drug user who isn't going to eat this month because their parent has has an addiction. Food for thought. Food for thought

Food for thought

A$AP Rocky, Bitch, and Dad: On the way home last night, I got bumped to first class and talked thee whole ride back to a guy I only knew as Rocky Before I got to know who he was, we started talking music. I told him what I do as a hobby. He said, can I listen to one? He listens to one and then another and then I stop him and say "you don't have to listen to all of these". He said, "no man, l'm enjoying these". He listened to all six. Said he really liked them. Ha! That's when I said I wanted to hear some of his songs. He types it into my phone (I still didn't know who he was at this point) and I see his songs have 300million streams. Songs w Kendrick Lamar and Drake. We talked the whole way back. I told him I really like his new song and the one that has a clip of Dave Chappell saying "I'm Rick James bitch". I tell him good luck in Atlanta he says the same thing. He gets off the plane with a huge bodyguard and goes out the side door down to a Porsche. Nice kic A$AP Rocky. Messa он A girl I knows dad sat next to A$AP Rocky on a flight and didnt know who he was

A girl I knows dad sat next to A$AP Rocky on a flight and didnt know who he was

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: When someone at the liquor store asks if i need help drgrayfang I know more than you laughoutloud-club: No need for help.

laughoutloud-club: No need for help.

Okay, Net, and You: I care about you a lot, okay? I know you don't feel the same way. But I can't stop caring https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Apparently, Tumblr, and Shark: SamClark @SamClark 23 Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue.I have a PhD and wrote m entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs" omglolbutts: studentlifeproblems: What’s the difference? I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT. Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affect is a verb. Apparently there’s some deviation from this, but this is the general rule. You can always think of the phrase “Cause and effect”, seeing as they’re both nouns, or you can use this handy-dandy set of phrases: “She had a strange and magical Effect on them, as all vampires holding a three-foot-spear do.” vs. “How was I supposed to know he was affected so strongly by being eaten by a shark??”

omglolbutts: studentlifeproblems: What’s the difference? I KNOW THIS ONE. THIS IS MY MOMENT. Educational time, kids: Effect is a noun, Affe...

Amazon, Drunk, and Internet: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do vou have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes sindri42: xanderbot13: gannayev: spiletta42: ragnell: danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist The Unholy Union of Catholic Tumblr and Math Tumblr This is one of those posts I will absolutely email to every pastor I know. @garpfloyd If you just buy a sack of wafers, that’s just bread. To get the transubstatntiation going you need to have a priest perform the full ritual over them. By which I mean an entire Mass for every like, plateful? If you cut out the songs and use pretty short readings you could probably get one churned out every half-hour or so…

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Net, Believe, and Think: I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure that you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. https://iglovequotes.net/

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Bad, Best, and Business: 5 kg Gold Meteorite $5,200,886 Adirondack, NY Found this rare golden meteorite in my back yard $5,200,865 or best offer. I know what I'm dealing with so don't lowball me. Don't comment unless you know stuff about meteorites. It's bad for my business.

Thirsty, Tumblr, and Blog: g-songeur dmg-thawhale: randomnightlord: dmg-thawhale: sing-songeur: not to be a thirsty lesbian but sombarya is 👀 Where does that ship stem from? o: @dmg-thawhale overwatch I know Overwatch too silly xDI just amm curious about what motivated this ship ^^ That one comic in which Zarya hunted down Sombra

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Ass, Shit, and Tumblr: Sleep Vs. Wealthu al-b-damned: olivethecreative: goawfma: steve LOUD and WRONG i know this a damn fuckin lie bc rich people don’t even fuckin work. they just exploit others to do everything, so they ain’t got shit else to do but sleep and ruin our lives. Rich people sleep and vacation they ass off. From rags to riches, sure. Maybe until they reach wealth status. But most income is inherited on this planet. Them niggas got all the time in the world to research, plan, develop, and create new modules and be tastemakers because they don’t have to work to Survive. They are focused on legacy and the rest of us are focused on living.

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Friends, Mean, and Never: UST FRIENDS I know that I don't own you, and perhaps I never will, so my anger when you're with her, I have no right to feel. I know that vou don't owe me and I shouldn't ask for more; I shouldn't feel so let down, all the times when you don't call. What I feel, I shouldn't show you, so when you're around I won't; I know I've no right to feel it- but it doesn't mean I don't. Lang Leav

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