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Client interactions could not be more accurately represented.
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Iphone, Tumblr, and Twitter: farha
@shutyourhell
you don't have to be bitter on
Valentine's Day just buy flowers and
chocolates for your mom and watch
her face light up it'll make u just as
happy i promise
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awesomacious:
I know what I’m doing for v day
awesomacious: I know what I’m doing for v day
Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
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at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
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go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
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So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
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a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
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I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
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Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
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MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟
MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟
Iphone, Twitter, and Valentine's Day: farha
@shutyourhell
you don't have to be bitter on
Valentine's Day just buy flowers and
chocolates for your mom and watch
her face light up it'll make u just as
happy i promise
9:55 AM. 2/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
273 Retweets 1,235 Likes
I know what I’m doing for v day
I know what I’m doing for v day
Memes, Nick Offerman, and Tumblr: You have the best menacing look of anyone I know.
That's right.
iggle
positive-memes:
Nick Offerman is the best
positive-memes: Nick Offerman is the best
McDonalds, Memes, and Http: mcdonalds employee: please sir,
get off the table
me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE
FRIES *dumping bag of fries out
on the floork BUT INSTEAD GOT A
HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES
aleshakills
I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't
even laugh cause that's just how customers
are
The customer’s always right via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GmTVeO
The customer’s always right via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GmTVeO
Phone, Texting, and Uber: Michael Tiberi
@michaelisbasic
Me looking at my phone at 2am trying
to figure out what side of the street my
Uber is on
While also violently texting everyone I know and hate. (@michaelisbasic)
While also violently texting everyone I know and hate. (@michaelisbasic)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brains, and Internet: aulym
UST
The Special Olympics make no sense. The
Olympics are for the best athletes in the world to compete
against each other to determine who is the best. Having
retards competing is doing the opposite!
Like Reply 5 18 hrs
Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this
comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet)
because it's a teachable moment. You have two
possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that
these athletes have more courage, compassion,
brains, skill-_ actually more of every positive human
quality than you. So take their path you could leann
from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back,
to add something from the world. Or you can stay on
your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous
internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks
anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy.
I know what you really want is attention, so let me be
clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will
ever remember you
Like Reply 155 4 hrs
Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brains, and Internet: aulym
UST
The Special Olympics make no sense. The
Olympics are for the best athletes in the world to compete
against each other to determine who is the best. Having
retards competing is doing the opposite!
Like Reply 5 18 hrs
Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this
comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet)
because it's a teachable moment. You have two
possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that
these athletes have more courage, compassion,
brains, skill-_ actually more of every positive human
quality than you. So take their path you could leann
from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back,
to add something from the world. Or you can stay on
your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous
internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks
anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy.
I know what you really want is attention, so let me be
clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will
ever remember you
Like Reply 155 4 hrs
positive-memes:
Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
positive-memes: Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brains, and Internet: aulym
UST
The Special Olympics make no sense. The
Olympics are for the best athletes in the world to compete
against each other to determine who is the best. Having
retards competing is doing the opposite!
Like Reply 5 18 hrs
Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this
comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet)
because it's a teachable moment. You have two
possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that
these athletes have more courage, compassion,
brains, skill-_ actually more of every positive human
quality than you. So take their path you could leann
from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back,
to add something from the world. Or you can stay on
your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous
internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks
anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy.
I know what you really want is attention, so let me be
clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will
ever remember you
Like Reply 155 4 hrs
Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
Oldie but goodie from their Terminator
